Chapter 633: Fight for farts, one finger to get you
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Dimensional God: The Void Ring
- Closed Mouth Zen
- 2342 characters
- 2021-03-02 03:46:48
Looking at the opposite side for drinking and eating meat, Yan Chixia snorted: "Don't worry about Yujianshu, my poor clanking can't afford your sword!"
He said that he got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, turned around and walked towards the zen room. He was not upset when he saw it, and he swallowed half a pound of saliva this time.
Seeing that Yan Chixia was really going back to the Zen room, Xin Hanshuang was cool, but he was thinking about other people's things, how could he let the beard go.
He rolled his eyes and greeted: "Beard comes and eat together!"
Yan Chixia took a step, slowly turned around, and looked at Xin Han suspiciously: "Are you serious? There is no other attempt?"
This product is really tempting, but it is not that he has no heart, no lungs and no revenge, Guan Jianyan Chixia is no wine and no joy, no meat and unhappiness, plus a heroic personality, no matter how small.
If Xin Han really invited him to drink and eat meat, he would really be unable to resist the temptation. As for the things that were beaten before, in front of fine wine and food, the gods and horses are all floating clouds.
"Come and come, if you don't come down, who will beg you to fail!" Xin Han picked up the jug "wave" and opened the lid, gathered the jug half a foot above his head, and poured his head into his mouth.
This posture resembles the heroic demeanor of Lin Damei while drinking in the water in the movie "The Unforgettable East of the Laughing Rivers and Lakes".
Drinking in this position belongs to a colander type. Drinking in a lot has not spilled out. Xin Han sips, and the outflowing wine slurry is also sprinkled on his clothes along his cheeks. This shape is placed in the later generations. However, in this era, Wei Jin was unruly and unruly. The eyes of Wan Wan who watched were all small stars.
Guan Jian Xinhan drank in this posture, the wine spilled out, and the aroma of the wine exuded instantly. It is said that later generation Moutai liquor became famous internationally because the liquor was hit at the fair, and the fragrance immediately conquered many foreigners present.
Now that he has done so, the wine is full of fragrance, and the wine bugs of Yan Chixia are immediately hooked up. Looking at the little white face there, I don't know what it is like to mess with the wine. The heart of the beard is like a knife.
"Hey, come slowly, come on, you are a nonsense, such a good wine is all wasted!"
Yan Chixia could n’t resist the drunkenness of the wine worm, and strode over to sit across from Xin Han:
You said you invited me to eat meat! Meet me, Yan Chixia, of course, you can continue to call I have a big beard, I do n’t mind! "
Wan Wan handed Yan Chixia a pair of tableware. The beard picked up a pair of chopsticks. The beef was thrown into the mouth regardless of the hotness. The hot fragrant soup and the rich meat aroma made the beard hooked.
Xin Han nodded secretly. This bearded man was not like that Xiahou Jian, nor did he doubt that he was poisoned. He directly used chopsticks and was a bold and straightforward person.
Xin Han ignored him and greeted Wanwan to eat together, but the hip flask did not let go, sip of wine and sip of meat, Yan Chixia saw straight beard, eyes hot.
"You're so upset, invite me to eat meat, why do you enjoy that fine wine?" After eating a few big mouthfuls of beef, Yan Chixia finally couldn't bear it, and asked, but it can be seen from his weak voice. Insufficient bottom gas.
"I deserve you! If you want to drink, okay, tell me about your flying sword, I am interested in this!" Xin Han waved his hand and added a bottle of fine wine in his hand, directly in front of Yan Chixia .
Bearded swallowed and sipped his lips, apparently struggling to fight against the worms, he suddenly reached up and picked up the wine bottle: "Just say, anyway, it's no big deal, this royal sword technique and this flying sword I also found it from a ruined Taoist temple, and I'm not afraid of your jokes. I did not do this well but buried this flying sword. "
After he finished speaking, he quickly opened the bottle and took a few sips, shouting, "Enjoying!"
Xin Han picked a piece of beef with chopsticks, chewed a few bites in his mouth, and asked: "And I think your flying sword spells are all Taoist things, why are they driven by the Buddhist spell" Pan Ruobo Luomi "? What about? "
The old man with a big beard blushed: "I'm not having low mana. The threshold for Buddhist spells is low. It's just used to activate the flying sword. When I reach the second level of my sword art, I can use it ... that's it!"
He didn't drink too much, but he didn't say anything.
After a meal, under the offensive of the hot pot and Maotai, Yan Chixia almost didn't say that she was not wearing underwear, but she was not relieved about this imperial sword technique.
After drinking, he stood up like a drunk and danced his swordsmanship. He said, "Heaven is authentic, humane swordsmanship, roaring dog robbers." Howling.
This gives Xin Han the air, eating hot pot and singing songs, is there such a beautiful thing? You are so cool, just disagree on the business, don't you take the advantage and don't give money!
Yan Chixia danced her sword and licked her old face to ask Xin Han if it sounded good.
Originally based on Yan Chixia's heroic style, singing this song in the movie really has a good style.
But now it is ashamed that Xin Han is thumping on his face like a goblin. After such a show on this ancient forest, the image of a senior is gone.
It makes people see a evil spirit holding a sword and roaming in the wild mountain wild temple, these scenes can only make people feel chicken skin, and the neck is cold.
Xin Han pouted: "If you have a bigger running range, you'll be more like a ghost. You get a horn and call out blindly, so you're not afraid of recruiting wolves!"
Yan Chixia was so angry: "Not all the bags on my forehead were hit by you!"
Xin Han made a gesture and beckoned: "Come on, let's discuss, I'm going to make up your swordsmanship! I have to get it anyway." Speaking of it, he sighed: "Hey You said, why are n’t you a wicked person? It ’s so easy to worry about killing and killing directly. "
After hearing his words, Yan Chixia's turn came a breeze this time: "I know your martial arts are high, but don't mess up, I will really resist! Don't scare me!"
Yan Chixia looked at Xin Han defensively, just like the young daughter-in-law who was going to be rude.
Xin Han ignores him: "I don't hide from you, I am also a practitioner, and I like sword immortals the most in my life, but I don't know how to practice it, so ... I saw you so old before you started. Practice, you do n’t know how to survive for a few years. I ’ll help you live for 200 years. How do you think about changing your sword? "
"Extended life for two hundred years ... Are you sure that you are drinking too much nonsense? Or are you using falsehood to lie to me?" Yan Chixia asked incredulously with staring eyes.
"Fool you to spend money? You should also know that it is not difficult to deal with you with my strength, but this young master is principled, and there are some ways to deal with evil people. The warrior of justice, but he still can't bear to start. "
Xin Handun threw his chest and pointed at Yan Chixia: "Why are you not a bad person ..."
Yan Chixia sweats, and then you get rid of my murderous goods, right?
He asked in surprise: "Do you know me?"
Xin Han pouted: "The six-door chief catcher, the world's first swordsman, a great name!"
Yan Chixia's old face blushed; "Hey, it's all bluffed by others!"
Xin Han urged: "No one talks to you nonsense, I'm so busy, can I give a happy talk."
Yan Chixia covered her forehead: "I drink a little too much, and my head is not sober. May I consider considering replying."
Xin Han nodded: "Okay, as long as you know this sword tactic, I will definitely get it. Two hundred years of Yangshou is the most needed for you now. With these two hundred years, you will be able to cultivate to a certain level, and always compare yourself. It ’s good to leave things behind, to keep things cheaper for future generations! "
Xin Han intends to exchange Perfect T Virus with Yan Chixia. In this way, it is the best way for people in the practice to not cause cause and effect, then Perfect T Virus is mass-produced garbage for him, but for others But it is a treasure that can increase Yangshou, so with this sword-swapping tactic, he is at ease and does not take advantage.
After eating and returning to the meditation room, Xin Han was still lying on the cushions, and Wan Wan rubbed his legs for him. Although he was not tired, he was served by beautiful women and enjoyed it.
"Son, what you said before is not counted!" Wan Wan whispered softly and asked shyly.
"What?" Xin Han asked lazily without opening his eyes.
Wan Wan lightly pushed Xin Han a little: "The son may be necrotic, that is ... that is, you said that I am you ... the matter of Uchiko, people can be innocent, you say so, you can call How do you behave in the future, you have to talk and count. "
Xin Han raised a corner of her mouth: "The girl thought too much. We left the world. As long as you and I don't say it, it won't spread. Who will know, let's say you are not a witch? When did you care about fame! Hey ~~ continue to rub, it's quite comfortable. "
Wan Wan was forced to push hard: "Knead it yourself, grandma no longer waits." After gambling, he pulled his mat further away, and then sat down vigorously, with two watery eyes. Staring at Xin Han started his luck.
Xin Han ignores her, self-care and self-cultivation, Kung Fu in the body also automatically runs, constantly strengthening the practice.
At this moment, just heard a shouting voice from outside Lan Ruo Temple came from afar: "Yan Chixia ... An old friend came and quickly appeared in a battle."
The master of the voice was profound in skill, and with several cries, the voice formed a wave of waves that reverberated over the Lan Ruo Temple for a long time.
Then I heard the door of the opposite Zen room open, and Yan Chixia's thick voice shouted into the distance: "Someone is here again, which friend is here, please see you soon!"
Soon after his voice came out, he only listened to the sound of body breaking, and a person was already in the court: "Yan Chixia, I'm here to compete with you for the name of the world's first swordsman. Hey ... you're not Yan Chixia, who are you? "
"I'm your uncle, I'm not Yan Chixia who can still be, Xia Houjian your ghost is not scattered, lost to me sixteen times in a year than the woman's monthly affairs are not as frequent as you!"
Xin Han nourishing and nourishing Qi couldn't practice anymore. He knew that the person who came was Xia Houjian, but he didn't expect Yan Chixia's beard to look rough, and the curse was so vicious, he just woke up with a smile, and the Wan Wan who was angry with him Can't help but smile, with a funny smile on his face.
"It really is you. Do you think you can't recognize you as a yaksha gangster? Look at the sword!"
Yan Chixia was almost disfigured by Xin Han. At this time, listening to Xia Houjian's words was extremely harsh, as if he had intentionally disgusted him, and immediately said angrily: "Fight, fight, whoever is afraid, I want to beat you into It looks like this! "
The two men jingled right in front of the meditation room, and the sound of metal collision immediately rang, and Xin Han's trouble was a disturbing one.
After a moment of endurance, it was really intolerable ~ EbookFREE.me ~ directly got up and opened the door and went out: "You guys fart, such a big movement is disturbing and clean! Is it better than sword or iron!"
He flashed, rushed into the middle of the two, raised his index finger, flew up and down, and attacked Yan Chixia and Xiahou Jian at the same time.
Xin Han moves too fast, Xia Houjian and Yan Chixia can't see the movement at all, and can only desperately dance the sword to protect their body.
Just listening to the sound of Ding Ding, Xin Han pointed every finger on the spine of the two of them, no matter how the two acted, they could only defend, and they couldn't even make a sword.
At this time, Ning Caichen was being chased by the wolf into the Lan Ruo Temple. When he saw the scene of three people fighting, he was shocked that his chin was about to fall. Qing looks.
Xin Han was too lazy to fight with the two of them. He repeatedly played the "Dang Dang" twice, which was like the metal collision sound of Hong Zhong Da Lu. And fly, one left and one right, are inserted in the ancient trees on the left and right.
The two looked at Xin Han inconceivably on their faces, and they were all terrified in their eyes. They did not expect that the sword in their hands could not reach the other finger! (To be continued.) Activate new URL