Chapter 963: Filthy topic

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"Wait!" Ye Liuli suddenly said.
Everyone was puzzled.
Ye Liuli took a breath, "I said, if you want to tell a tragic story, don't tell me, I'm pregnant with this, I can't hear that miserable."
Xiao Yan was confused, "A miserable story, what a miserable story?"
"For example, there is a disaster in your home. You ca n’t eat rice bark, eat Guanyin soil, or eat Yizi. However, you have witnessed all kinds of tragedies, fearing the famine, so you constantly want to eat. The plot is not all this development. Is it? "Ye Liuli said.
Xiaoyi blinked, and it took a while for him to respond, "Uh ... uh ..."
Magnolia on the side smiled, "Sorry Lord, this time the slaves disagree with you."
"Oh?"
"Slave believes that although Xiao's family is not rich, but she has no worries about clothes and food, and her parents love her, so she has a naive temper." Magnolia's lips evoked a bitter smile, "If you have really seen famine, and you have seen every home destroyed , Xiao Yan will not be like this. "
Ye Liuli knew it, and knew that Magnolia remembered the past again, "That's the same, then you tell me, where is your family and how is your family?"
"Back to the emperor, the slave's father was a cook. He was not in the capital. He worked for the restaurant in his hometown. Later, the family's business became better and better. Then he moved the business to the capital. By the way, he brought the slave's family. Where is the capital? "Xiao Yan said.
"Well, I don't understand. Since your father is a cook, I shouldn't treat you badly?"
Xiaoyin nodded. "Returning to the emperor did not treat me badly. Since she was a child, she has eaten mountain and sea food. Although she can't compare with the emperor, she has the best craftsmanship."
"Yeah, your family wouldn't have brought him if it wasn't for the good craftsmanship," Ye Liuli nodded, "so you get more snacks, the bigger the stomach, the bigger the appetite?" , Looked up and down Xiaoyan, "but you eat so much that you are not fat, it's good."
Xiaoxiong shook her head. "Neither. Actually, slaves sometimes eat more and sometimes eat less."
"Oh? When do you eat more and when do you eat less?"
"Eat more when you do n’t like it, and less when you like it."
Ye Liuli smiled. "Your preference is really anti-human. We are just the opposite. When you see something you like, eat more. If you don't like it, eat less." Asked several others, "What about you?"
Magnolia and others also said, "Yeah, slaves can also eat a few more mouthfuls when they encounter delicious meals."
Xiaoyan is full of innocence, "Slave is afraid to deceive the emperor, it is true!"
"Then what do you like to eat?" Ye Liuli asked.
Xiaoyi thought for a moment, "Slave likes to eat things that have not been eaten before."
"Haven't eaten before? What's that?"
"... Because I haven't eaten it before, slaves can't call it by name."
Ye Liuli patted his forehead. "Ah, that's what I said."
When everyone thought that today ’s party was about to eat, they saw Ye Liuli's eyes flashing, and his voice turned, "Hey, everyone who is closing the door today is here. Everyone is here, let's talk some dirt Topic. "
"Filthy topic?" Everyone was puzzled, and the word was heard for the first time.
"It's a topic of restricted class." Ye Liuli said with a smile.
Although everyone still does not understand what the restricted topic is, from their ambiguous eyes, they also guessed that everyone blushed, except for Xiaoyan.
Xiao Yan continued to eat fruit while everyone was chatting.
Ye Liuli said, "Come here, talk about the four beauties who performed the best?"
"The four beauties?" The four did not understand.
Ye Liuli looked at the crowd's expressions of aggression, and smiled back and forth, "It's all my own, I will tell you a secret. No one knows this secret except the long song, brother Diao."
As soon as the four heard about their husband, they immediately raised their ears, and they all put down the fruit.
"Yu Lan and Yu Zhu know about the past, but Chu Chu and Xiao Zhu don't know," said Ye Liuli, looking at Na Lan Chu and Xiao Lu with a smile, "about the fate, you will know."
The two nodded frequently.
Nalanchu said, "Yes, the daughter asks nothing, and the master naturally tells the daughter when she is willing to say it, and the daughter vowed not to reveal half a word."
Xiaoxu nodded as well, "Slavery is also slavery, even if you kill slavery, slavery will not say."
Ye Liuli chuckled, "Okay, you keep listening to me. The two girls who were waiting for the long song are called ... what's the name?" Knocked his head.
Yuzhu immediately said, "Return to the master, called Bizhu and Cuizhu."
Ye Liuli laughed and nodded, "Yes, Bizhu and Cuizhu, you remember, I forgot."
Yuzhu snorted coldly, "The two little bitches, remembered as gray slaves, don't fall into the hands of slaves, or they will die alive!"
Ye Liuli laughed, "Let ’s go, do n’t scare Chu Chu and Xiao Yan, they are all old ones, and it ’s still interesting to recall them now. It ’s the two girls who were waiting for the long song. However, these two maidservants always wanted to climb up on Changge's bed, and then they were cleared out. In order to avoid suspicion, they did not urge maidservants, so they found four dark guards to be close friends, such as Mink and others. "
Nalanchu and Xiaozhang listened with interest, and they wanted to hear everything about their relationship.
Ye Liuli continued to preach, "Did you find that Yang Yuhuan is a female name?"
Nalanchu and Xiaoyan nodded.
Xiaoxiong said, "Return to the emperor, I found it. Before that, the slaves wondered. The husband is a seven-foot man. Why is the name better than the slaves?"
"Because they didn't call this originally, I later found it difficult to remember, so I changed them to the names of the four legendary beauties in the legend." Ye Liuli grinned, "Come on, am I smart?"
"..." The four nodded helplessly. "The Emperor / Master is wit."
"It ’s been a long time since the names of the four beauties came back, and I have time to tell you stories. Today we continue to talk about the dirty topic," Ye Liuli looked more and more wretched, "Come, the first question, How many wedding nights? "
"..."
For a time, the room was full of stalemate.
"Dwarf oil, don't be shy, everyone is here, isn't it?" Ye Liuli smiled more and more wretchedly. "Start with Magnolia."
Magnolia flushed and turned her face. "Too long, the slaves have forgotten."
Ye Liuli saw that Magnolia was really too shy, so she was not embarrassed. "Well, I have spared you. The next one is Yuzhu."
Yuzhu's blush almost bleed. "Like ... four times? Or ... five times? Oops, the slave is ashamed and ashamed." Then, the whole man threw himself on the sofa of the lazy man, like the ostrich Head buried in the cushion.
Ye Liuli and Magnolia burst into tears when they laughed.
Magnolia relieved the danger and immediately turned to join the "exploiting class" camp, and began to accompany the master to tease the other three.
Ye Liuli and Magnolia laughed together and wiped away tears. "Brother Xi Shi is good, okay, next one." Then he looked at Na Lanchu with a jealous eye.
Nalan Chutong blushed, speechless.
"Little Chuchu, don't be shy." Ye Liuli was like grandma wolf.
Nalanchu lowered his eyes and tugged at the child, "Back ... back to the master, the daughter ... don't know."
"Uh?"
Nalanchu raised his eyes. "The civilian girl dares not to deceive the emperor, but the civilian girl and the master Diao Chan have so far ... have not yet completed a round."
Ye Liuli was shocked.
"Not a round house? Why not a round house?" Ye Liuli was anxious. "It wouldn't be because you forced the marriage at first. It is difficult for Mink Brother to let go now?"
Magnolia and Yuzhu looked at Ye Liuli with resentful eyes, and complained with their eyes--you are afraid that you may have misremembered, it is not you who forced the marriage, but clearly you.
Ye Liuli glared at them both. "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking. Although it was me who gave the wedding, but Chuchu liked Mink at that time, I would never look wrong at that look. Chuchu treats me as me Half a lifesaver, can I sit and watch? "
Magnolia and Yuzhu were surprised.
Ye Liuli snorted. "You think Chu Chu is such a casual person. If you catch a man, you will be rude?"
Magnolia and Yuzhu looked at Nalanchu, and Nalanchu nodded embarrassedly. "The master was right. The daughter did ... admire Diao Chan at that time, although he didn't notice it at that time, but ... as the master said, If the other person is not Diao Chan but another man, the daughter and daughter will not blame him for being rude. "
Magnolia suddenly realized, "That is to say, the master gave the marriage to be perfect?"
"What do you think?" Ye Liuli smiled viciously.
"I thought ... I'm a messy master," Yulan said.
Ye Liuli spread his hands. "Every time Mink appears, Chu Chu's eyes panick. Even though there was a secret in her heart, the reaction was still very weird. And Mink's feelings for Chu were different. Chu Chu was still seriously injured, and I continued to force the two to get married. "Then he said," Who knows that there is no round house yet, am I really wrong? "
Nalanchu said busyly, "No, no, the master is not wrong, the master must not blame him, the folk girl and Diao Chan agree, but ..." I want to do it, but ... the folk girl ... is coming to the moon. "
"Yeah." Ye Liuli smiled. "If so, I'm relieved. Oh, my guilt is much smaller."
Yuzhu thoughtfully, "So in other words, the master is not messy, but also because he sees that Yang Ge and Xiao Yan are interesting to each other, so they married?"
Ye Liuli gave a meal, then shook his head, "No, no, Yang Ge and Xiao Yan are really messy, I admit it."
"..." Everyone.
Ye Liuli looked at Xiaoyan with a smile, "Little sister obediently, can I treat you well?"