Chapter 14: Strawberry Flavor (14)
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Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food
- 谢亦
- 3396 characters
- 2021-02-26 08:55:10
After lunch break to open the door to the new world.
class time.
Li Linling secretly looked back at the back table. Shi Xueba still meticulously read the books she couldn't understand. Well, probably this book is more difficult, and Shi Xueba's reading speed is much slower. And Gou Liang, after spending a whole class with Shiyu, he was lying on the table and burying his head at this time-this posture is slightly familiar.
Li Linling handed a small note to the same table: Do you think the atmosphere of Shiba and Acheng is strange?
Chen Libai: You do n’t understand the world of tyrants.
Seeing Li Linling turning back frequently, Chen Libai then handed a small note: Don't use your strange brain hole to look at the problem, concentrate on class.
There is no need to remind Chen Libai that Xueba had a smile when he got it. J Lin's Li Linling has turned back to his eyes, sat upright, and listened carefully.
Gou Liang's mouth is slightly raised, lying on the table with one hand on the pillow, and the other hand intently puts Shi Xueba in his right hole in the table hole, touching the knuckles and pinching his fingers, as if it were the most in the world. Exciting, non-boring games.
Seeing the small gesture of handing a note at the front table, Shi Yu lights up the "close chat" skill.
He looked at the book intently, but turned his right hand to play Gou Liang's palm, spread out his palm, and wrote:
Did you promise?
Gou Liang's palm was a bit itchy, he shook his fingers, and then slowly drawn a question mark with his fingertips on his palm.
He turned his head to Shiyu, showing his eyes, expressing his integrity with his eyes.
Shi Yu: You are my boyfriend, I am yours.
Word by word was completed in Gou Liang's palm, and his innocent big eyes gradually leaked a smile, getting stronger and stronger. In the same way, he also felt Shi Yuju's high soul pleasure value-it must taste as sweet and delicious as before! It's a pity he can't eat it now ... So sorry, he honestly told Shiyu his feelings ↓
Gou Liang: I want to kiss you.
The smile on Shiyu's face suddenly deepened several times. The fingers who opened the pages would touch the pen quietly lying on the table and rolled to the ground.
Shi Yu leaned down, picked up the pen, and kissed Gou Liang's palm.
Gou Liang's palm was hot, and even if he didn't eat the delicious food in his mouth, he was inexplicably happy.
Shi Yu stared at him with a smile, intertwined with his fingers.
While the two eyes were entangled, the math teacher once again invited the students. Seeing no one responding, he glanced down and immediately locked Gou Liang who was lying on the table "sleeping" and coughed, "Student Qi Cheng, come up and tell everyone how to solve this problem."
Gou Liang hadn't responded yet. When the smile was too rippling, Xueba switched between expressionless expressions. Jpg turned to his teacher and classmates, and stood up to the podium.
Gou Liang: (○ ’ω’ ○)
Mathematics teacher: "..." I want to remind him that he ordered no one else's name.
all the classmates:"……"
Look at Gou Liang who lifted his face from his arms and didn't sleep enough, and then look at Shi Xueba who calmly wrote the problem-solving steps on the blackboard. They are all in their hearts: they are indeed the first in Lecheng. A warm boy's school grass, God owes me such a table at the same table!
Only cult leader Li Lin Lingwu held his face and screamed in his heart: Meng is dead! Give me such a fight again!
After the last symbol was written, Shi Yu turned around and said, "Student Qi Cheng did not sleep well at noon, please forgive me."
What can a math teacher who understands the subtext of "Don't bother him" say something besides smiling?
Gou Liang almost laughed.
[The system that was struggling with pink bubbles has been abandoned: Ding, it has been more than twenty-four hours since the main system published experience missions, please the host must complete the request within forty-eight hours, otherwise the reward is halved. 】
[Gou Liang: ... 啧. 】
Shake back Shiyu's hand, he wrote in his palm: I want to sleep for a while.
Shi Yu took his hand and said he knew.
Gou Liang closed his eyes and edited the specific operation method of debris recovery in the task experience area at the fastest speed ↓
Currently known methods: mouth-to-mouth contact absorption and must be active for the target to take effect. pS: The deeper and more thorough the contact, the faster and faster the recovery.
Posting the experience on the forum, before Gou Liang quit, I remembered another thing and asked the system if he could post a food post on the main forum of the Space Time Administration.
[Soon the system relays the reply from the main system: Ding, the master, as long as it does not touch the task confidentiality regulations, the main system can use your time and space work account to post it for you. 】
Gou Liang heard the words and started editing happily. It is more detailed than the experience. The title is as follows ↓↓
#The most delicious food in all time and space: positive soul power. ## On the correct eating posture of Zheng soul power! #
0L: Like the title.
The landlord shared personal experience.
Little friends, are you still eating colorless and tasteless soul coins? Do you know that every day is missing the most delicious food in all time and space for thousands of years? !! Try it you can't buy it! Can't afford to be fooled! What are you waiting for? ()
Food preparation: boarding the human body (applicable to small partners during missions or vacations), another humanoid, positive soul power (see no.109 employee reward regulations).
Consumption: mouth food. (Don't accept the soul coin as a gift for the stupid souls, eat the soul power directly from the human body! You will have a rebirth taste experience !!)
Taste description: The main taste is similar to strawberry (c-class world product), and all the sweet taste you can imagine in sweetness! They collided fiercely in the taste buds! Piece together into an indescribably delicious! I can only say-no regrets in this life. (﹃)
Tips: Maybe you need a creature whose soul cannot flow properly in order to enjoy this delicious food without violating the staff rules of the Space Time Administration.
Even if the food area is the most neglected and uninterested topic area in the space-time forum-the soul does not need to eat, and to restore the sense of taste, you must pay a high amount of soul coins to return to the high-level experience hall. No food eater pays attention to the beauty of food-Gou Liang, who was originally an altar master, is still earnestly and genuinely at ease.
After posting, Gou Liang calmed his excitement slightly.
[Gou Liang: Small, what about experience mission rewards? 】
[System Tucao: I thought you already saw the reward as dung, my dear master. 】
With that said, bring up the reward screen.
There are two types of rewards: one is that as long as the experience is helpful or rewarding to other performers, the points earned will be fully obtained by Gou Liang; the other is the lottery, because Gou Liang ’s level in the experience forum was originally waited Xiaobai, the prize is 0-100 points.
When Gou Liang heard it, he remembered that the last time the lottery was drawn, the prize was limited to the value of 1-100 points because he was a junior white diamond.
[Gou Liang: If my level rises, the prizes will rise accordingly? 】
[System: Yes, the master. 】
[According to the reward regulations, the reward is divided into two pieces. One category is the mall lottery, and the other is the experience prize, which are closely related to your level. 】
[Mall user level: white diamond (consumption of 1 credit), blue diamond (consumption of 1000 credits), gold diamond (consumption of 10,000 credits), black diamond (consumption of 10w credits). 1-100 points for white diamonds, 101-1000 points for blue diamonds, and so on. 】
[Experience reward, determined by the level of the task forum: white horse (with 1 point of experience), green horse (with 100 points of experience), blue horse (with 1000 points of experience), red horse (with 10,000 points of experience), purple horse (with 10w points of experience) Lottery opportunities will be obtained by completing the experience tasks published by the main system. The prizes are: White Horse 0-100 points, Green Horse 0-1000 points, and so on. In addition, the experience post has a bonus function, and no special circumstances are all equally divided between the forum and the experience publisher. 】
[Gou Liang: So, even if I reach the level of Zi Ma, I may get 0 points reward? →-→】
[System: By the same token, the owner may also get 100w points for free as a reward! ^ v ^
Knowing that the opportunities are slim, but Gou Liang is still tempted, he plans to go to the forum after drawing the prize to see if there is any way to earn experience points.
[Gou Liang: How can we trigger the mall reward mechanism? 】
[System: Sorry master, this program is managed directly by the main system. I have no right to ask questions. Friendly reminder, as long as you complete the task carefully and surely, there will be rewards! 】
[Gou Liang: Want me to use reward routines? I accept it! 〃? 〃]
【system:……】
The enthusiastic Gou Liang no longer hesitates, quickly picks one out of 100 floating gold boxes, and opens-
[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 2 reward points, and then continue to be frustrated, everything is possible, huh, huh. Stiff smile. Jpg]
Gou Liang did not answer.
He quietly withdrew from the sea of consciousness, plunged into the table hole, and bite Shi Yu's long fingers—only food can save my broken heart! ┭┮﹏┭┮
That night.
Gou Liang was racing against the clock at his desk.
Just a few hours ago, Gou Liang spent 30 points to buy reading filter props from the mall for three hours. I intend to read through the world's works on love psychology-the role of reading filters is to filter them out. All academic books have a theoretical similarity of more than 60%, which helps Gou Liang to gain knowledge with the highest efficiency.
He has never been a learner, so there is naturally a reason to do so ↓
He found that the love experience originating from the mirror image of the soul could not keep him active and superior in actual combat. In order to be more favorable, and in order to avoid being helpless, he must know what he knows before he can be invincible.
Three hours ended abruptly.
The filter props disappeared from his eyes, Gou Liang leaned back, closed his eyes and put his hands against his forehead to alleviate the brain that could not be immediately relaxed due to continuous and efficient reading, and threw unread books on the nightstand.
When he had calmed down, he raised his hand to turn off the light and was planning to sleep leisurely.
[Ding, master, the target is still writing the name of the original owner. 】
[Gou Liang: Huh, normal. 】
[System: Where is this normal? !! 】
Gou Liang refused to answer the question because he was reminded of the sadness in the system-his heart hurts. The first taste of delicious, but finally came to school, but because of a tongue injury was ruthlessly refused to kiss the executors = eating, expressing abuse. Even the progress of the mission from 2.5% to 2.9% could not calm down the emptiness of his "dissatisfaction" and "difficult to fill"!
Therefore, he ruthlessly and ruthlessly pushed rational dog Shi Yu out of the rental house.
Of course, Gou Liang with a swollen mouth will not tell you: After the progress of the task has been advanced to 2.9%, they have not kissed for ten minutes and cannot push forward even a thousandth, and then kiss each other, they cannot be recovered. The truth of the fragments.
suddenly.
[The system trembled and said: Lord, master, master, master! 】
Without waiting for Gou Liang to respond, the panic system directly threw the blind spot live broadcast on the target to him.
I saw that during the monitoring, Shi Yu's position was not shifted by the slightest half an hour ago, but the white paper and black characters on the corner of the desk were completely different—the original
Qi Cheng
,
Qi
and
Cheng
These characters were drawn with a large X by the brush, and then this X became more and more messy, and finally turned into a ball of ink, making the original "Qi Cheng" name invisible. trace.
... like a movie scene where the system has a murder list under the fierce handwriting sought after in the current world.
immediately.
The target finally stopped graffiti, he changed another word to write.
pit.
I wrote five "pits" one after another, and when I heard the target smile, the study room seemed to have no movement as if the pause button was pressed. They could only look at the blind spots that were motionless. It wasn't until Shiyu admired enough of his own ink treasure and left the study room contentedly that Gou Liang and the system could see clearly that he had enjoyed it for five minutes and placed it in the center of the desk with paperweight. Position on white paper.
--pit.
This word fell into the eyes of Gou Liang and the system, leaving only a sense of "emmmmm".
[System is intolerable: Master, what are you honestly doing to the goal? !! tДt】
[Gou Liang: ... Is it because I drove him out of the house? ⊙ ▽ ⊙】
After reading the psychology of love, Gou Liang was also confused about the situation in front of him. He and the system silently stared at the favorability, confirming that it still stayed quietly at +80 and there was no downward trend, then he was relieved.
He didn't wait to search for the memory of the day to find the details that had missed and annoyed the target to locate him as a "pit", and then received his text message.
From the first deliciousness of time and space: sleep?
It doesn't seem to be angry, Gou Liang replies while thinking.
to time and space first delicious: the baby fell asleep. Sleeping with a pacifier. Jpg
From the first deliciousness of time and space: Oh, good night.
to time and space first delicious: you forgot to ask what I was doing. → 3 →
From the first deliciousness of time and space: Oh, dear boyfriend, what are you doing?
The warm smile that burst into the face let the depressing mood of Gou Liang who could not eat delicious spread out, and smiled and replied to him: Dear fellow at the table, I was thinking about my boyfriend.
From the first deliciousness of time and space: me too.
Gou Liang laughed out loud.
System submerged in pink bubbles again: Did my master make another big sum? [Touch chin]
Tongue Jun was bitten the third day.
Physical education.
The PE teacher announced: "Classmates, you should all have heard that the Lecheng Cup basketball game will be held one month later. As before, we will still participate in the first year and second year of high school. At least five people will be selected in each class. You have already last year. I have participated in it once, and I believe the sports committee can handle it well. The only thing to note is that this year it is best to have an alternate, so as to avoid the situation like last year. "
Last year's Lecheng Cup, three teams were injured on the spot due to a player, and the temporary replacement was limited because they did not cooperate with the training level, so that they were eliminated in the first round.
Hearing that the list should be turned in before class ends today, and the sports committee members should be full.
After warming up and announcing his free activities, he immediately went to Gou Liang and Shi Yu and invited them to participate.
Gou Liang: "But I have never played basketball."
The sports committee member scratched his head in disappointment. "Never mind, Shiyu, what about you?"
Shi Yu ignored him, and bowed his head to Gou Liang, who was obviously interested. "Do you want to participate, I will teach you."
Gou Liang: "OK!"
Sports Commissioner: "... I'll write down your list." Anyway, don't care about adding another substitute, you just have fun, huh, huh.
Shi Yu started with the simplest rules of the game and the attitude of catching basketball. He treats others with wide and polite manners, and whoever asks questions does not hesitate to enlighten him. Besides, his "student" is Gou Liang, how naturally he can carefully With great care. Instead, Gou Liang suspected him that he had taken the basketball and said, "That is to say, if you throw a ball into the basket to score?"
"Almost ..."
When he didn't finish talking, he saw Gou Liang taking off, shooting, landing, all the moves in one go-a slamming sound, the basketball went out of the air, went through the basket, and landed.
Gou Liang clapped his hands: "It's that simple?"
"..."
Shi Yu smiled: "Yes, it's that simple."
Witnessing the full range of sports members rigidly watching the shooting distance across two thirds of the playground. After a moment of silence, he suddenly held his hand excitedly and said, "Acheng, you're great! Study hard, whether our class will be ashamed this time, it's all up to you and Shiyu!"
Shi Yu staring at his hand: "..."
"Good to say." Gou Liang pulled out his hand and said to Shiyu, "Pick up the ball, let's continue."
Shiyu was instantly cured.
Such a landscape appeared on the playground ↓
Relying on the value and strength, Zhan Yongzhe and Ye Hui squeezed the superb school grass of the two new universities in Lecheng, a basketball, and the girl who was responsible for screaming around the basketball court.
Gou Liang is trying to take the ball past Shi Yu to shoot-the latter has repeatedly withheld the basketball he wants to shoot with his height advantage and skills. Sweat slipped down his cheeks, and Gou Liang and Shi Yu both lowered their centers of gravity, leaned down, and looked directly into each other's eyes, and no one would give in. Seeing that it was time for the next class, Gou Liang, who had not yet succeeded in putting in a ball, tickled his lips and whispered, "Dear fellow table, do you look like the direction game we played last time? Know that time Why lose to me? "
Shi Yu: "Huh? I would like to hear the details."
Gou Liang: "Because of the color ~ ling ~ zhi ~ faint ~, I guess you will lose to me today for the same reason, what do you say?"
Shi Yu held back a smile and said in a serious way: "Exactly."
The words didn't fall, Gou Liang had already jumped one step ahead. Outside the three-point line, shoot and sink!
Amid applause and applause, Gou Liang jumped proudly and learned that the basketball star on TV hit Shiyu's chest with his chest.
The class bell rang at this time.
locker room.
When everyone was gone, Gou Liang immediately dropped half of the water and walked in front of Shiyu, and couldn't wait to kiss him.
Shiyu hugged him back and kissed him lingeringly, but when Gou Liang's tongue tried to pierce into his lips, the rational dog Shiyu stepped back and panted, "No, you will pain."
Gou Liang, who has been "fasted" all day, is outraged.
[Gou Liang: Xiaozhai, recover my wound, immediately, immediately! 】
[System: Good owner, according to your requirements, the following products can be found to meet your needs: regeneration props, worth 100 points, only provide one experience opportunity, 10 points; and-]
[Gou Liang: Stop talking nonsense! this one! 】
Shocked system to place an order with shaking hands: There is a return point worth 1 point to meet your requirements, master ...
Gou Liang, who has always been "good at calculations" and "calculative", didn't think of it at this moment. He was offering a treasure, and spit out his tongue, "I've been good, you see!"
Shiyu breathed tightly.
Gou Liang clung to his lips and bit him to urge him to loosen his teeth. Shi Yu didn't hesitate this time, and deducted Gou Liang into his arms, more actively probing into his mouth and entangled with his soft tongue.
【Ding! !! Task progress bar advances, current progress: 3%! !! !! 】
Gou Liang: So rough, so rough ~~
System: ... I didn't expect that you were such a master, _ (: з ゝ ∠) _.