Chapter 216: Durian-flavored God of War (1)

Twelfth Bowl of Dog Food: Durian-style War God Attack
His body was so painful that Gou Liang couldn't kill himself for another life, but he didn't let the system shield his pain.
because--
Damn, even if the turtle's grandson's soul is frozen, I can't torture it, I will abuse her body! No, after the abuse, I will sleep my husband a hundred times, a hundred times, and let him die once more! !!
If Gou Liang, who had turned into a roaring body in the conscious sea, could not find the original lord's hidden body, a place where the soul body was frozen, he would rush to pump him up!
"Master, calm down, calm down!"
The system retired a hundred steps away, watching the irritable walking around scratching his head and scratching the stubborn gourds, holding him tightly.
And the guy who made Gou Liang's anger so that his hair would stand up was not someone else, it was his host in this world.
The original name was Wei Xuanming, the word Changning, when he was twenty-four years old.
Now Zheng Xuanning, a pseudonym—looking at this patchy name, knows that besides being named and abolished, he is still two hundred and fifty—enlisted in the army. Relying on the wisdom of the ancients from the motherland for five thousand years and his own ingenuity, as well as the daredevil's daring combat style of six relatives who did not recognize the extinction of humanity, in his fifth year in the army, he was defeated by an unknown soldier with no background The position of the school captain.
Regardless of how many personal emotions are included in this evaluation, one thing is beyond doubt.
The original owner ate and stepped on the evil wind of the time and space administration's soul recycling bin, and crossed here from a c-class world named Earth.
In the twenty-first century, Wei Xuanming is a teaser who stands at the peak of life and overlooks all beings. People are like dogs, people are like dogs, and people are like dogs.
The hundreds of tons of thin-skinned male gods installed in his hard disk fully exposed the burning anger of this product. Pajamas specifically chose to be a guy, and he also liked to use a female name to seduce guys. An eight-pack abs with long legs and a big-footed big-handed man — oh, this man advertises that he is attacking, and the ideal type is that the shoulder-width waist thin buttocks must also be tall and strong.
Not to mention why his small white face with a height of 170 has such a deep misunderstanding of himself, Gou Liang did not care that he was a virgin when he died in two lifetimes-this tragic life of a weeping ghost and god, but it This stupid man even stared at his husband's in this life!
It's so unbearable!
Yes, Wei idiot, after passing through this age of no with no WIFI, no pink, no hard disk, picked up his broken glass heart and glued it on, and he was furiously aimed at the ancient humans with simple appearance and simple heart.
He thought that in his last life, he would only become an orphan if he had suffered from the appearance of a professional Sven scum, so he decided to become a muscular male martial artist in this world.
Adhering to the belief that the heroes should pick up from the doll, Wei Xuanming smashed and spoiled him to sell Moe. This is to let the generations of Confucianist Wei Xixiang drop down and ask a dozen masters to teach him. Later, he shook hands with the old opponent and made peace Let the young grandson become the disciple of Xiahou old husband.
The original master's study and hard work finally achieved little success. Until he was ten years old, he unwillingly made a masterpiece at the poetry conference, which made Wei Xixiang, who had no one since his injury, overjoyed.
Since then, Grandpa Wei had high hopes for the young grandchildren, and it was Wen Tao's strategy.
After eight years of being tortured by the person who cares about it, the original owner struggled for two days in the sea of ​​tears of Wei Xunxiang, and conceded to the test room. This pretense also has the spirit of Zhong Er, "except the first, there is no second result in Lao Tzu's dictionary." Sure enough, Wei Xuanxiang took a champion and returned.
This Coke broke the Wei family.
Originally, Wei Xuanming and his grandfather agreed on three chapters. As long as he became the champion, his marriage and future would be up to him. What I didn't expect was that he was so handsome that he couldn't control the hormonal emissions. He accidentally fascinated the small county master of Puyang Houfu at the Qionglin feast, who asked directly before the emperor's concubine, asking him to Matchmaking.
For two lifetimes, he dreamed of the muscle-strength Wei Xuanming. This time, he carried his grandpa's tears offensively. In order to escape this arranged marriage, before the imperial fate became reality, he left a book on the horizon. .
In fact, the original owner had long planned for his future. He wandered around the bewildering capital of Beijing and found that it was all vulgar. He was thinking of using his Master Xiahou veteran to join the army and report to the country. By the way, a loyal dog strong man is accepted home.
So when he left, he took the military service with a fake hometown that he was thinking of being prepared for.
He joined the Puyang Army stationed in Northwest Desert City-this is not a good choice.
Although the marriage between the two provinces is not on the bright side, his refusal to marry and flee from home knows that he will be hurt by the idle eggs in the capital city and the sorrowful groans who groan every day without illness. No matter how many versions of the cause and effect they fabricated, he and the Liangyang Poyang Houfu have forged, and once they are found their identity awaits him, it is certainly not a good fruit.
You know, the little county owner who he "rejected" is a little red in the green groves of Puyang Houfu. Everyone knows the reason why things are rare, not to mention the seven brothers above her. Both love to use violence to solve problems.
He did not want to go into the wolf's den.
In addition to the Liyang Army, the Tianyang Dynasty ’s army only had enough Xiahou troops. Even if he was fleeing, he wanted to break through the lichen brocade to return to his hometown, and to show his fists to get more promotion opportunities.
Compared with Xia Houjun, who would be aware of his wishful thinking, the master would put up the Tianluodi net, the original owner did not need to think carefully about choosing the Puyang army.
After that ...
On the first day of his enlistment, he fell in love at first sight.
It was a sunset in the flat sand of the afternoon, and the desert wind and sand splashed with the horseshoe. In the magnificent background, an armored general in the middle of the yellow lance whip and steered the horse toward him.
He, like a world hero who traveled a long distance, marched on the seven-color cloud to marry him. The beautiful face instantly eclipsed everything in the world, making Wei Xuanming's sight narrower and narrower and quieter, leaving only the man who broke into his life like a bamboo.
From then on, a glance at life-a ghost!
Put on the 800-year-old literary young man, this Yan Gou Te is what he sees!
Gou Liang looked at his wife-hunting routine for the next six years, and he couldn't kill himself into the soul mirror, tearing Wei Xuanming's stupid face, and dare to slap his husband.
However, Wei Yangou is a man who dares to die.
In order to get the moon near the water tower, he did not hide anything in the first year, and tried his best to climb up. On the battlefield, he always rushed to the front, and actively behind the scenes to provide strategies for Shang Feng, can be described as the limelight. After a few battles, the original owner lived up to the title of slashing 10,000 people, and quickly stepped from the rankless soldiers to the palms of thousands of soldiers from the rank of eight ranks. The son of Yanghoufu—in front of Han Zhan.
It was at a celebration party.
The Liyang Army's victory over Ximang and beheading a hereditary general of the other side is really very popular. The strategy of controlling the enemy was presented by the original owner. He can be said to have contributed greatly, so he was also licensed into the handsome account.
However, no one expected that when the supreme general Han asked him what reward he wanted, this poem was raised in public, holding the open-mouthed wine bowl.
The original sentence looks like this:
There is a beauty, never forget it.
Seeing no one day, thinking like crazy.
The chief Wei Weiguo swallowed his stomach mixed with Huang Tang, clapping his hands in fearlessly in the Korean war, Lang smiled and praised him, "I had never known that Xuanning had such good literary works!" Said: "General, the subordinates have nothing to ask for, but only to give the subordinates a chance to take care of you. I often swear by Xuanning that this life will be loyal to you, red and white, life and death."
When the generals in the account had not responded, Han Zhan laughed.
He quickly recovered from his mistakes as usual, his expression gradually cooled down, giving Wei Xuanming a chance to take back the water and cover it: "Director Chang, what does this mean?"
Wei Xuanming seemed to be unaware of the warning in his tone, drank his wine from the bowl, touched his mouth, stared at him with a burning gaze, and then slammed the bowl arrogantly.
Everyone came over and saw Wei Xuanming's three-finger Chaotian, loudly: "The emperor is above, the thick soil is below, and everyone in the robes has testified for me often Xuanning! If I say something false today, let me It ’s a thunderstorm and it ’s not easy to die. Listen! Han Zhan, I like you! I see you, I want to marry you as my daughter-in-law! "
Words and words are powerful, and the handsome account is silent.
These soldiers on the battlefield were easily frightened by a word.
For a long time, General Lin Di, his immediate superior, smiled and rounded the field with a smile: "Hehehe, Xiaochang is drunk, hehe, this dead boy loves Hu Hehe after drinking, heh, it's not real."
Wei Xuanming didn't appreciate it, and shouted at Han Zhan with his neck around: "I'm not drunk. Han Zhan, please be with me! I will definitely hurt you and love you, I will dig you out of my heart, I really like you , Dreaming about you— "
"Director Chang is drunk. Send him back to rest."
Han Zhan said lightly that he finally couldn't listen.
However, the favorability of falling from +70 to +22 is enough to show that General Han's heart is never calm.
He originally thought that no matter what Wei Xuanming had in mind for him, with his intelligence, he would be safe and courteous in the future.
Unexpectedly, Wei Xuanming did not follow the card at all. Not only did he never do anything, but he was afraid that too few people knew his mind, and launched a fierce offensive against him.
It is commonplace to chant love poems. He refuses to listen, and writes poems on the ground in front of the camp to let him see them. In addition, Wei Xuanming sent him red foxes and wild geese in the desert, lit the fire and loved him, but it was an exhaustive method to please him. However, where did Wei Xuanming see that he would like to cheat the little girls? Stuff?
Shangdi Lindi advised him: "Xiaochang, the general is not good. Even if he is good, his eyes are not bad, you still die this heart."
This statement is euphemistic, and the soldiers who looked at his jokes outside would not be verbal.
"Then Chang Xuanning didn't look at what he looked like, even he dared to think about the general. Don't you know, horses don't know their faces have flies, they don't know howls, they really don't know what it means."
"Director Chang, if you really want to be good with the general, why not regenerate your mother?"
"Just your honor ... well, brother, although I'm good with you, I really can't push the general into the fire pit with conscience."
Wei Xuanming used his own experience to prove that when the crown prince of Beijing was better than Pan An's first son, he had a beard and a big mole on it, even if he smiled, there were a pair of dimples on his cheek. That will not help.
This age of looking at faces is so simple and rude.
Although Gou Liang didn't want to admit it, the original owner's appearance was similar to that of the system as the system said, especially the blurry and lazy peach eyes and the thin and moderate smile lips. It was just that the vortex became a dimple with dazzling cheeks, which revealed itself with a smile, so that the seemingly indifferent look indifferent to the reality was a little more naive.
But even in the face of his own, Gou Liang can still be fierce in the face of such dead goods!
What he couldn't bear the most was not Wei Xuanming's deadly face in front of the Korean War when he seized the opportunity, but he played cotton against his husband.
This man is also a standard handsome man in the 21st century. He has accumulated a lot of Chinese skills at school, one of which is playing guitar.
He spent huge sums of money to ask a carpenter to build a guitar, and his emotions poured out through the sound of extravagance. He sang "I'm in love with you", "I admit that it is the fault of the moon" "You are so beautiful" , Mei Mei Mei ~ ", sounds and tenderness, tenderness.
However, such a pleasant singing voice seems to him ...
Gou Liangnu: Damn, have you paid the copyright fees? !!
That night, the guitar was stolen to the lake by unknown men in the collective sleepless Puyang Army, and the carpenters across the border saw him all vowing to defend his chastity and shouting, "Give me the slave's master."
After two years like this, Wei Xuanming's military achievements have risen and the ranks have risen steadily. He has been promoted from the director of Bapin to the rank of Captain Zhengpin. The public and private Korean war adopted cold treatment of indecent assault to him, until this day.
-Wei Wei stole General Han's obscene pants, and accidentally happened.
Han Zhan saved his heart and relentlessly. Wei Xuanming, who claimed to be No. 1 in the world of martial arts, was forced to use all his powers and the matchup was very exciting. Then the road was one foot tall and the magic one foot tall. In the end, Wei Xuanming, who pretended to be handsome, had a trick, and was beaten by half body. He couldn't get up when he lay on the ground.
General Han pulled the corner of his sleeve and looked down at him: "Director Wang Chang takes it seriously and acts with caution."
Wei Sunzi, who was sore in pain, only asked him, "Have you been fighting?"
Han Zhan did not answer, but it was obvious that this fist lesson made him quite happy.
Wei Xuanming said: "It ’s good if you are happy, if it ’s not enough, come back to me one day and think of how to fight. Hey, fight is cursed and loved, Korean war, the more you fight, the more I fight like."
Han Zhan was dead, and for a moment, waved away.
Wei Xuanming still shouted in the back and shouted, "Welcome to come again next time! Regardless of the blue sky, the middle of the night, my body will always be open for you!"
Han Zhan: "... Director Chang is disease-free and painless, so don't bother to ask him for a doctor."
In this sentence, Wei Xuanming hurt for two months.
Gou Liang felt that he still didn't have enough pain. He really wanted to jump into the soul mirror and step on the goods.
After a long time, neither the soldiers in the Puyang army nor the invincible Korean war have taken Wei Xuanming's perseverance insane and remain unmoved.
Wei Xiaoqiang can't escape frustration no matter how optimistic, but he is going all the way to the dark, and it is bound to end with the Korean war.
Until, three months ago.
Han Shizi received a 26-year-old birthday gift from the Beijing capital—beauty.
The Emperor Royal Gifts, arranged by Mrs. Poyang Hou, sent by the wealthy, a total of twenty people, Huanyan Yan thin.
Wei Xuanming went to see a circle, commented on it and said that the vulgarity was not fearful. But he didn't want him to toss, but General Han, who was too lazy to take a look at it, ordered the beauty to be accounted for.
That night, Wei Xuanming sang to the moon with a jug in his hand, and broke through the barracks with the voice of blessing.
"I want to ask if you dare, like me, crazy for love."
"I can't finish dinner for three people."
"My heart is so cold, waiting for you to hurt."
Those who wanted to stop him were defeated by his force. The vice general asked for help from General Han. The latter studied writing and sent him a light sentence: "Sing tonight, he couldn't speak for three months, and followed him. go with."
But when the second night's voice was already dumb, the concert of Director Wei continued, and until the fourth night, he finally lost his voice, but still started to play cotton.
The artifact was sacrificed, and the soldiers were frightened.
But I did not expect that without Wei Xuanming's accompaniment, the tune was wonderful, but it was also pleasant to listen to, no one cares about him.
However, he stubbornly bounced all ten fingers without stopping.
After listening to the report of the Vice Admiral, Han Zhan's hand held a slight pause, and sighed, "Arrange the officers in the photo to marry as soon as possible, so as not to miss the beauty."
"Yes."
Lieutenant General Amnesty.
Wei Xuanming was happy for this for a long time. He thought that this was the beginning of the softening of the Korean war attitude, and he finally took a step towards success.
Gou Liang sneered, +22 favorability has not risen once in five years, this is the real fool!
But Wei Shaofei didn't have this opportunity.
Xi Mang, who killed the general five years ago, made a comeback this year. The leader was the general's son, who was aggressive in revenge for his father. The battle was fierce, and Zambo's method was more sinister than his father's.
A few days ago, Wei Xuanming blocked a cold arrow from our army for the Korean war. It was heavily poisoned and was right at the center.
"Han Zhan ... I have, have I told you, have you ever met, met you in this life, I know, God ... He is not me, worth, worth ..."
With a smile, he finally moved Han Zhan.
However, Gou Liang glanced at the favorability and only gave him a cold hum from the main palace.
Name: Han Zhan, Zi Jiuxiao
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Height: 193cm
Appearance coefficient: ★★★★★
Intelligence coefficient: ★★★★★
Physical fitness coefficient:
Health factor: ★★★★★
Potential: S-Class
Current favorability: +60.