Chapter 29: Lemon-flavored film emperor attack (8)
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Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food
- 谢亦
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- 2021-02-26 08:55:35
#we Topics: Centennial Celebration! Desert Island Survival! !! #
Of the six lists, only three red list artists were finally announced. They were Chengbei, Zhang Qiaoyi and Su Chu. These three people are already on the front line of we, and what is more worth looking forward to is the super front line on the purple list!
Everyone's eyes were locked on their love beans, and Ming Xing was recently picked up without a job announcement. Many people have Aite we and three artists, but their attitude is particularly mysterious, which has aroused the appetite of fans. . Everyone picked up the fifteen artists on the global artist purple list. In addition to the dead no.50 martial arts stars, even the shadow of Xiying was arrested. Others were either too old or reportedly physically Not good, in the end, there is only He Chongzhen ...
Uh, let's wash and sleep, my uncle never participated in the reality show QAQ.
So, the day the mystery list was unveiled ...
= "The Survival of the Desert Island" The first day of holographic live broadcast · Day of meeting ↓↓ =
The sound of the propeller first came to the ears of the audience, and then the goddess Su Chu, who was overlooking the entire island on a helicopter, appeared in their sight.
"Hi, everybody, I'm Su Chu! Welcome everyone to watch the deserted island of We Wealth!"
She waved her hands, wearing a clean, tight-fitting sportswear against the queen's dress of her usual long skirt, adding two points of sweetness to the beauty. The goddess said distressedly: "This is the first time I have opened a live broadcast without a barrage. The director said that from now on, we will be broadcasting live in loneliness and can't hear what you are saying. Of course, I can also guess that you are What you say, it must be-goddess, you are still so beautiful today ~~~ "
She held her face intoxicated, as if immersed in the stage with applause and spotlights.
The audience all laughed in good faith. The goddess is full of nature, and words plus narcissism and beauty are equal to a hundred goddesses!
Then, the goddess waved her hands with a smile. "Okay, just kidding you. I know what the fairies want to know most, and I definitely want to know who the remaining three guests are. Do you want to know? ~~ Me—I do n’t know, haha, the company ’s confidential work is so good. All I know is that I ’m only a girl, everyone else is handsome! Oh, so happy! You have a fragrant grass, I will embrace the whole forest ~~ "
Although the audience was a little surprised, they were not disappointed. There was the goddess of No.11 on the Red List. They were also content, let alone other people!
"Well, don't talk nonsense, you see, this is the desert island where we will live for two weeks next. Look, isn't it beautiful!"
The words fell, and they saw an incredible picture scroll unfolding in front of them--
The magnificent scenery, the azure blue water, the isolated island stands in the middle of the water, the lush green, and the red and white sandy beach landscape that is generally bright and dazzling.
The distinct colors caught their eyes first.
Then they followed the live broadcast and saw the leader of the red list no.10 Qiao Yi and the red list no.5 Chengbeicheng teacher. As they got closer and closer to the island, its full picture and close view made the audience drunk and dreamed.
The blocked barrage has spontaneously burned in the fan circle!
"Wow, this is a desert island, and it is a resort!"
"so gorgeous!"
"Searching the map, I don't know where the island is ..."
"My Joe is still so beautiful today ~"
"Confess my goddess!"
"Haha Ah Cheng is so funny, what makes this island so beautiful that I panic!"
"Ah, ah, who are the last three who?"
"There must be my teddy!"
"Haha, the star fan has spared your teddy master. He has no ability to take care of himself at all, oK?"
"It will be announced soon, I am looking forward to it!"
"We never let me down, I believe it's the same this time ~"
...
As the three Red Lists landed on the island, the audience only listened to the director ’s voiceover saying, "Hello everyone, this is a desert island. I am the director. Three beautiful and handsome guests are welcome! The next two weeks, almost For half a month, you will live here, and the crew will not provide you with any help. Except for the holographic tools in your hands, you will not have access to any communication tools, such as your mobile phone, computer, etc., shall be confiscated . Of course, you also saw it in the air. The island is surrounded by seawater. If you can't stand the life on the desert island, please grit your teeth and continue to be patient ... "
The helicopter's voice sounded again.
"OK, now, three other guests who have suffered with you have arrived at the scene. The first one is-Ming Xing! Welcome him!"
The helicopter opened, and Ming Xing took a very cool attitude and made a take-off posture on the helicopter, and then landed in "Ahhhhhhh".
The crowd watched their Teddy land in a scream, then stood up quickly, posing with a signboard handsome, and said, "I wanted to do this long ago. I did n’t show that I was particularly handsome. "
He was full of hair, handsomely flicked his hair, took off his windshield, blinked his right eye, revealing the top value he had killed all over the world!
Barrage circle ↓
"Ah ah ah!"
"Haha, he's so handsome now!"
"Well, I have forgotten the Teddy that was holding me in the air and screaming."
"My star my star is really my star!"
"Steam, you're afraid you won't fight like this, will you?"
"My star also worked hard to be handsome!"
"Looking at my Teddy's death every day, am I so swollen and so happy? I really am the most qualified shoveler, better than my heart!"
...
The three goddesses greeted them, helping Teddy, who was unable to unlock the IQ, to untie the ropes, and said, "Da Xing is really you. How can your six sisters be assured to hand you over?"
I only heard Teddy's face proudly say, "What's not to worry about, my parents have always been at ease to me."
"Haha, Sister Six is so miserable that you haven't known her so much for decades!"
"Go and tell the truth."
When the four were teasing, the audience's clear eyes saw that the luggage on the helicopter was put down one box after another, the goddess & leader & teacher Cheng: "..."
Teacher Zhang: "I thought my three big boxes were already the limit, haha."
Goddess: "... I knew it wasn't my most coquettish, so I took a little more tt."
Zhang Zhizhu: "I don't think the director will let me bring so many things ... to camp."
Teddy: "It was my parents who prepared for me. I told her not to do it ~~"
Goddess & Master & Teacher Cheng: "... haha."
The audience was almost laughing.
The director voiceover reappeared: "Your fifth guest is invited!"
The first thing that broke into the audience's sight was a helicopter flying around the island with a few extremely professional aerial flip positions, making them almost think they had switched to the military helicopter show channel, and then the helicopter slowly landed on the grass. There was only one person in the cockpit on the plane, and the moment he stepped out of the cabin and took off the flight cap—
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
"I 烽 烽 烽 是 是 是 烽 ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
"Oh my god!"
"Oh my !!! I want to give a red envelope to we! Go now!"
"Where to go! Look at me!"
"very handsome!!!!"
"Let me die now, I have no regrets!"
"It was the plane I was flying myself !!! How could he be so handsome !!!"
"So handsome!"
"Hahahaha, Teddy is about to cry."
"Ready for Onlooking Posture XD!"
"Wow, we actually call He Chongzhen, this true feedback is really true! Don't talk to you for so many years!"
"Well, no.9 in Zibang has played at this time, who will be next?"
"Yes, who's better than He Chongzheng?"
"look forward to!"
"Regardless of who he is, the text barrage rolls fast and blocks me from seeing me stingy !!"
...
What they expected was that, while the goddess couldn't believe his face and screamed, Mr. Zhang and Mr. Cheng were surprised while their Teddy Lord really cried ↓
"He Chongzhen, you're stealing me again. I don't wear it with you!"
I saw my uncle giving his eyes coldly, and the teddy Teddy chairman who was jumping everywhere pinched his mouth, leaving only: "... QAQ."
In the laughter of the barrage circle, my uncle took off a suitcase from the helicopter, and they saw Teddy Lord again with a look of regret and bit his fist: "... Oh!"
# Suitcase exposed attack and attack attributes! !! #
The other three who laughed in a group slowly calmed down, and the goddess said, "I didn't expect it to be Imam, who will be next? Uncle Yi will not always be?"
The audience immediately got excited! The top ten we in the purple list account for three of them. In addition to He Chongzhen, the remaining one has just undergone cardiac surgery. The other uncle Yi is in good health, but he is already over sixty!
The voiceover director issued a mysterious laughter: "You must be very curious, who is our sixth guest, who can be higher than me."
"Huan, don't say, he and I are unmatched in the outside world. But here, on this island, he is the boss."
But they all guessed that the director's urine would not satisfy their curiosity so easily.
Sure enough, the director went on to say, "I know you are all curious, but before revealing who he is, let's announce some basic principles of our survival on this desert island."
"The first one, I said before, except your holographic tools, all other communication equipment is confiscated. Second, here, unless faced with a danger you cannot handle, the show crew will not show up and will not provide you with Any help. That is to say, in the next two weeks, you have to take care of all your eating problems. Third, your live broadcast tool must be fully open for 24 hours in addition to the time to solve physiological problems, yes, including When you sleep. The show crew will make a simple edit of your hologram and then broadcast it, that is to say, audience friends, the live broadcast you see will be one minute behind the time your idol is in. "
The director said that the sound of another helicopter was heard.
The audience only listened to the director saying excitedly: "It seems that our sixth guest has arrived! Please allow me to introduce solemnly, because of the personal safety considerations of the five guests, the show crew only invited him to play. He is The owner of this island! A plug-in for survival on a desert island! Friendly reminder, do n’t want to be too miserable these two weeks, hold on to his thighs, male goddesses!
Island owner? !!
The audience opened their eyes wide and saw that the helicopter stopped in mid-air, the airframe opened, a bright sports car slowly landed from the helicopter, and then three black bodyguards carrying suitcases followed, gorgeous red An off-road cabrio came towards them.
The barrage circle was bombed by Soviet Union ↓
"What the is the island owner?"
"The shooting location is a private island. Thank you!"
"So, am I going to see an ashes tyrant who owns an island? It's a living, panting!"
"Generally this kind of tyrant is in my imagination, fifty years old, Mediterranean, beer belly ... don't ah ah ah!"
"This way of playing, idols can't afford this kind of lens!"
"I know this car, tens of millions ..."
"There are actually bodyguards ..."
"I watched a show showing off rich!"
In their lively discussion, the car stopped, the mysterious island owner driving the sports car took off the big sunglasses, and the right ear stud flashed a dazzling gloss in the sun. He smiled, jumped out of the sports car and ran towards me.
Embarrassed and hugged me 烽-
Say, "My God, here I am!"
The barrage circle ... was paralyzed.
"What, what, what?"
"Who is this?"
"Mai Mai?"
"Oh my god, it's Mai Mai!"
"The owner of this island ... Mai Mai ... I want to know too much."
"No matter who he is! Let go of me !!!!"
"Let me go!"
"I didn't push him away ..."
"Well, I touched his head!"
"Well, am I crazy or is this world crazy?"
"Fuck, isn't this my cute little cute new kid? Who is he? Who is he! Why did I let him hold him!"
"... Hey, did he laugh ..."
"My alas, he smiled ..."
"A lifetime ..."
"No matter who is cute, it makes me sneer, I'll fan him and fan him all my life!"
"I am !!!!"
...
= Live on the Desert Island live shooting site ↓↓
He Chongzhen caught Gou Liang who flew at him, seeing that his eyes were light with joy, and there was a smile in his eyes.
After touching his soft hair, He Chongzhen let him go, "Stand up."
Gou Liang touched his back the back of the live broadcast, and then retired from his embrace with satisfaction and turned to the others and said, "Hello everyone, welcome to my desert island, I hope you all have time Will have fun. "
Ming Xing Four: "..."
They had not recovered from the shock, and the director immediately released a bad news.
"Now, read out the fourth rule. This is a hiking bag specially prepared by the show team for you. You have three minutes to fill it up, whatever you like. But please note that you can bring things to live on the island Only this bag! Warm reminder from the conscience crew, you may act separately on the island, so it is best to bring your own essentials. Now, the timing starts. "
"WtF ?!"
All six were stunned by the cruelty of the show crew.
"Twenty seconds have passed--"
There is no need for the director to say that they have quickly picked up the 70L mountaineering bag and rushed to their trunk.
Everyone was busy, except He Chongzhen.
The things he brought were few, they were essentials for survival in the wild, and now three-quarters of them are packed in mountaineering bags.
Followed by Su Chu, her suitcase is the most neat, and everything is packed with compression bands, so she now can change her bag to take away one-third of what she brought. The most pitiful is Ming Xing. His salute was helped by others to sort out. He didn't know which box was what. What's worse, he chose too many and lacked the experience of wild survival. .
With tears in his eyes, he turned to He Chongzhen for help, but saw—
His dearest cousin is squatting next to Xiao Mengxin, and is actively helping him to pack things.
Gou Liang froze over a box of pickled lemons, "No, you must bring it!"
"You have already brought half a backpack of food." He Chongzheng reasoned with him, "the rest is space for clothes, tents and medicine."
Gou Liang shook his head and then shook his head, "I can go without the tent. Let's sleep together. I know you are afraid of the dark t ^ t."
He Chongzheng: "... well, no tent, you can only get three more boxes."
Gou Liang quickly took out three big boxes of food and put them in his backpack, and immediately stuffed it into a backpack, and it was strenuous to lock it.
It's three minutes.
He Chongzheng carried Gou Liang's backpack on his back, picked up his climbing bag, and took him back to the team.
Ming Xing, who had only time to pack a backpack and a tent, looked at him with no eyes: "Cousin, are you still a cousin I know?"
He Chongzhen glanced at him and retracted his eyes.
Ming Xing grieved angrily, the latter: "Hi cousin ^ _ ^"
Ming Xing: Who is your cousin! !! !!
The director left a sentence: "Now, you can walk into the island and start living independently. I wish you a happy life!" He took a helicopter and went away.
Gou Liang's six looked at the empty island, as if only the autumn wind left the leaves as desolate.
Chengbei first came back to God and said, "Island master, please lead the way."
Without hesitation, they marched into a world full of mystery and unknown ...