Chapter 308: Mystery of Bayberry Flavor (16)
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Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food
- 谢亦
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- 2021-02-26 09:04:23
A long time after Tian Zhen was beaten into the wild, Tian Hua was entangled on a pillar and was too silent.
Not to mention that he always likes to step on the scheming basalt on his face, even Gou Liang could not bear to play with him and let the old dragon lick the wound quietly.
The system was tired of the owner's IQ drop, and he planned to stay in the wild for a long time to dig out the sadness of each unlucky egg. Occasionally he came back and shared gossip with Gou Liang.
And these have not affected Gou Liang's good mood.
At this moment, he was holding the hand of the beloved prince, and was walking on the lively market.
Yes, they are now in the world.
I do n’t know why, his husband recently suddenly worried that he was suffering from depression, and even offered to take him to the world for fun.
Today is the 15th Lantern Festival, and the night lantern market is very lively.
People were crowding along the way, and unmarried men and women wore masks. It is said that if they took off each other's masks that night, they could become each other's trial marriage objects.
Yes, try marriage.
The folk customs are so sturdy and do not explain!
The silver mask covered the handsome face of the Jun. He held the child in the corner with one hand and walked with his back behind his back, and that attitude always attracted the attention of young women in the crowd.
Then look at the hands behind him holding a string of sugar gourds that are incompatible with him and half eaten, and those people will laugh in good faith.
Really beloved brother.
People think so involuntarily.
A steady stream of screams came, and you could see a lantern riddle stand just a few steps away, as well as the juggling of lion dances and flames.
"Xiaolangjun, let's have a piece of sugar cake. All the sugar cakes in my family have said that it is good."
"Xiao Langjun, do you want to draw a sugar man?"
"Xiaolangjun ..."
The Gou Liang enthusiasts did not refuse to linger in front of the various vendors, and the prince did not say to stop him, willingly followed him to pay.
I don't know if he found the overbearing presidential pleasure of buying and buying. Later, he would even ask Gou Liang actively, whether he wants this, or if he doesn't want that.
"Oh!"
A sound of gongs and drums came, and the flow of people suddenly moved in one direction.
Naturally, Gou Liang will not miss such excitement, and urged him to urge him: "Li Qing, hurry up."
Seeing that he was about to be hit, the prince hurriedly picked him up.
"Li Qing, what do you say they are doing?"
One by one, as excited as taking medicine, regardless of gender.
The prince did not understand these things, and thought, "It is a lantern festival, it should be a lantern riddle."
Someone nearby heard and said with a smile, "Is n’t the two Langjun locals? They are in front of the tower. At this time of the year, they will set up a platform to invite young men and women to take the stage for a test, and decide a champion and a female champion. In this way You can have a drink with Diaolou's two top night tour this year. If you are lucky, you can have a good night together. "
Listen to the little girl's relishing tone, alas, this is really a happy dynasty.
The little girl said again: "Guanlang Jun has a magnificent temperament. He should have known someone before, so why not try his luck?"
Gou Liang immediately hugged the Lord's neck and said pitifully, "Dad, are you going?"
Lord: "..."
He patted the cub's lightly, signalling that he was too arrogant.
The little girl was taken aback. Although she could not see the expression under the mask, her eyes were full of condemnation.
Even if you take your own baby out to visit the blue house, you still wear a mask to pretend to be unmarried.
When the little girl was gone, Gou Liang only snorted. The streets were full of women who wanted to sacrifice him, and couldn't bear it.
The poems on the stage have begun to guess the lantern riddles. Gou Liang retracted his eyes uninterestedly, and pulled the to go elsewhere. A deserted stand caught his attention.
"Director, what are you selling here?"
Except for the wooden signs that were buckled, there was nothing on the stand.
The priest was very young and looked very shy, saying, "This is a poor self-made interrogation matrix. Open it up and enter the battlefield with your beloved. If you can find each other in the Three Thousand Avenues, Cracked. But it is not suitable for small donors to play. "
Gou Liang blinked, "It sounds very interesting. Why is no one patronizing your business?"
The Taoist blushed and explained his formation in detail.
After the couple entered the battle, the flop one experienced many temptations. If this person is determined to be able to get rid of the temptations given by the fantasy array and find the other half within the prescribed time, he can break the array.
And this illusion is that everyone is born from the heart and is the thing they desire most.
The Taoist said very honestly: "Thirty couples entered the battlefield last year, but none of them could break the battle. Until the second day they were released, there were two pairs on the spot and left ..."
The side of the two couples flop, lost in the battle, was still looking for the person they fantasised after being released, offended their partner.
The Taoist priest also had some blame for destroying the marriage, and immediately said: "However, the poor Tao has improved the formation method this year. If the participants want to come out, the token can be triggered after an hour. However, everyone I still remember what happened last year, so I dared not try it. "
Gou Liang nodded, looking innocently at the god, "Brother, I want this ~"
He smiled, and the prince looked at the two dimples for a second, and said softly, "Why not."
"Master, how much is it?"
He took off the purse, just like every parent who pets his child.
The Taoist looked around, and wanted to say that if he didn't have the slightest love for each other in his heart, he would be sent out by the formation method just one moment after entering the battle.
However, the priest looked at the splendid purse, and at first glance, he was not the lack of money. Then he laughed: "This array is not suitable for two people. I ’m afraid you ca n’t enjoy it. If you want to play, you will never refuse. Just one or two dollars, please flop. "
Gou Leung was eager to try, "Brother, come on the flop."
The prince paid the money, took him back, and fetched a sign, and the two disappeared.
The priest waited for a while, and wondered if the two would be dissatisfied with recovering the money from him after coming out. I did not expect to wait for a moment and a moment ...
Huh? !!
Say good brother?
That Xiaolangjun ... is under five years old.
Beast! !!
When the Taoist blast exploded, Gou Liang was also surprised by his changes.
He turned into a woman! !! !!
An adult woman with a big chest, waist and long legs.
Looking down at his heavy chest, Gou Liang has gone violently. What kind of ghost is this, and what kind of breaking method is this? !!
It's not allowed to talk too early!
Well, he really couldn't bear to look directly at him, and decided to leave after an hour at the spot. This kind of dark history can't let her husband know.
At this time, the prince was moving forward firmly.
On this road, there are constantly small milk dogs, big white wolves, and little cubs, and even young people of one side are coquettish and smiling at him, but he does not squint.
Because these illusions constructed by himself are far less cute than Xiaokeng's, he walks with nostalgia.
But the road was unexpectedly long, and he walked for three quarters before he reached the end of the road.
There were countless people waiting for him there, except that he did not have the familiar look.
However, the prince already knows the rules of this simple formation, and the people he is looking for are indeed among these people.
He looked back for a long time, locked his eyes on a person, and suddenly opened his eyes slightly.
Gou Liang tried to pretend to die, but the prince stood in front of him accurately.
"Xiao Hanger ... how did you become like this?"
His tone was a bit inexplicable.
When Gou Liang heard his unfinished meaning, he jumped up angrily immediately, "What are you thinking about? How could I change myself into this way? It's the fault of this formation!"
Even if he has been a women's clothing leader for decades, he has absolutely no terrible obsession like transsexuality!
With such a jump, he felt that there was a few jumps on his chest.
Gou Liang: "..."
Let me be quiet, thank you.
The King turned his head silently, but still couldn't help laughing.
"Laugh and laugh, I must go out and teach the stall owner how to behave properly. Ah ah!"
He was like a little puppies who had been trampled on the tail, completely blown up.
The prince hurriedly smiled, reached out and took his hand, and said, "Well, go out."
The two returned to the same place, still the original mask prince and little milk baby.
Gou Liang snatched the wooden sign that was still in the hands of the and glanced at him—the mighty Gou Liang could not remember the trouble of discriminating against Taoist priests.
He watched the prince quietly and raised the wooden sign to face him.
"Your lover in the dream looks like it was just now."
His tone was calm.
His expression was calm.
His eyes-sword light sword!
The prince saw him angry and bite, and quickly explained, "This array should be a bipolar array. Ben ... I saw you when I came here to look like the lover in my dream, and you will become the most incompatible appearance. Wait for me to find. "
Then he looked at the Taoist, "Master Tao, is that so?"
The Taoist had no idea what to say. He pointed his fingers at the two with trembling, unbelievable.
"You, you broke the battle ?!"
Gou Liang had no time to pay attention to him, holding the and asking, "Who is the lover in the dream you just saw?"
The prince turned around and hugged him. "I never saw it."
"Oh, you see it." Gou Liang saw his lies for a second.
The paused and said, "... Yes, there are many."
"what?!"
Gou Liang suddenly changed his face, chasing him and asking how many people he saw and who they were.
However, the prince is only silent.
After the Lantern Festival on earth, the Taoist returned to heaven.
It turned out that he was a little fairy in the old palace of Jiuzhong Tianyue, and when he returned to heaven, he was ridiculed by his companions.
"Oh, I still have n’t given out the red rope this year? Brother Shi, when will you go straight when you continue like this?"
The Taoist clenched the red rope in his hands silently.
Only by sending out a red rope to promote a true destiny, can he formally become a qualified month old.
He had a chance to send the red line this year, but he was so shocked that he couldn't send it.
He thought that if he could become a true month-old in his lifetime, he would have to check his pedigree to see if the two people were in a relationship with each other or if it was just his illusion.
Until he inadvertently met His Royal Highness Dog, the color of everyone's conversation.
-Hehe, it really is my hallucination.
His Highness and His Highness? how is this possible.
Sure enough, Xiaoxian Xiu was low.
In this way, the priest was relieved.
As a result, he happily set up a stall for thousands of years on the earth, and he could never wait for the right day.
Gou Liang still didn't ask what the lover in the dream of the king was, but he didn't struggle with it for a long time, because the power of the proved that he had absolutely no other goblins in his heart, only his little cub.
After returning from the world, seeing that the little cub was still unhappy, the prince thought for a moment and gave up his space generously to him, playing with him.
On this trip to the world, he discovered that the splurge on the little cub was a sense of fulfillment.
Gou Liang was so happy that he screamed into the space or whined.
Li Qing, the prince's collection, is an ordinary treasure. When he got it, he couldn't help but incarnate himself to show off his wealthy madness, and went to Jiu Zhongtian to walk around.
At that time, the gods felt the supreme power of the gods, all kneeling down.
The old gods all recognize this divine power-that is the unique power of killing from the king's armor!
When the coercion slowly went away, the gods looked up--
I never expected to see it, but it would be a great white wolf with the king's armor on his head, wearing the king's shirt, covering only a small piece of fur on his back, and flinging his tail away.
Gods: "..."
Xuan Wu: "........."
He couldn't bear it anymore.
The whole turtle turned black, and while the dog ancestors were still playing majestic, Xuanwu climbed into the temple to loyal to the gods.
"Lord, it's so good for you to be a little dog ..."
Don't talk about others, even he murmured, let alone other gods.
Going on like this, the image of Shenjun will be ruined by the prodigal cub.
Seeing that God is indifferent, Xuan Wu hasn't resisted yet, saying, "Lord, Tian Zhen's example is still in front of him. Tianhua and the gods only ignore his past faults, so that he can be so ignorant. Children ca n’t Spoiled like this ... "
He didn't finish his bitter words, and was scared back by the king with a cold eye.
Seeing that Xuanwu understood that it was necessary to stop the situation, the prince retracted his gaze and said lightly, "Mo Zai takes him far behind Xiaokeng."
Is the point where God is dissatisfied ...
Hey, Xuanwu sighed, what could the old slave say, Lord?
"Li Qing!"
At this time Gou Liang returned.
He stepped into the temple, not to mention that Wan Nian narrowed his eyes, and Xuan Wu, where the old was, suddenly stared, and even the monarch couldn't help but stand up.
I saw the little milk baby replaced the luxurious golden dragon purple clothes, but instead wore an armor, and the blood-stained cloak moved with the wind-it was actually shrinking the armor of the in the battle of the ancients and wearing it on himself .
Gou Liang took a small, regular step, with a small face, a noble look.
Toward the Lord, raised his head slightly, and said lightly, "How does the Lord consider himself the Lord?"
The king crouched down and straightened his armor, and nodded, "Very good, very good."
He used two adjectives together, and was obviously very satisfied.
Gou Liang burst into a smile and flung him into his arms, proudly saying, "I scared the old guys from Jiuzhongtian today, hahaha."
The prince also smiled slightly, "Good job."
Gou Liang didn't know that he had turned on a certain switch on the Lord's body. Since then, he has been keen to change his clothes, and good things are constantly applied to him.
Xuan Wu, which did not exist, crawled out of the temple in despair.
Lying next to the dragon's pillar, he couldn't wait to confide: "Tianhua, you can see that, just now the little dog is wearing that one and actually controlled the killing pressure on the armor of the Lord."
The prince's battle armor, how much blood of the devil has been stained in the battle of ancient times, even the servants close to them cannot imagine!
The most immortal thing that the ordinary immortal will fall when touched, even if he is so playful, what really makes Xuan Wu unable to let go is that Gou Liang's temperament suddenly changed at that moment.
Even though Gou Liang is just a child, it doesn't make anyone doubt that he is the killer who triumphantly returned from the battlefield.
Is the whole momentum pretend to be able to pretend?
Tianhua lifted her eyes lazily and closed them again.
"Everything that is owned by the Lord is that he will make a hole in the sky, and the Lord can make up the sky, so why bother you?"
He now understood that his children and grandchildren had their own grandchildren. The more they controlled, the worse things were.
Xuan Wu: "Except for the Lord, I can see the lives of the people in the world. Now there is a little dog god, but the ability is against the Lord. It really makes me sleep and sleep."
Tianhua now understands the real reason why Xuanwu guards against Gou Liang.
He relies too much on his own abilities and can only rest assured of a fixed number of things.
Tianhua is too lazy to enlighten him now, and hummed, "Just keep worrying about it, it's best for the little dog to tire you, and get you out of the temple."
Xuanwu was speechless.
If he dares, do he still complain about the old dragon who doesn't hurt?
Gou Liang has been facing the space ring for a long time, but this freshness is not enough to last a century.
Gou Liang, who is still a little baby, sighed and sighed at her five short statures, and was even crying for the favorability of +59.
It will take at least ten millennia for him to reach adulthood.
... Why not be a man without for thousands of years! Not as good as being a dog!
Gou Liang feels dark as long as he thinks about it, if only the time in this memory world can be fast forwarded.
He can't live this miserable life!
Just when the dark clouds covered the whole Nine Heavenly Sky, the God Space Ring on Gou Liang's fingers suddenly shook.
A miniature corona appeared before him.
--time Machine?
This is not teasing me.
Gou Liang reached out his paw and turned the pointer on the corona.
One lap, two laps, three laps ...
bored.
Gou Liang yawned and decided to end this game of IQ. Pushing the corona back into space, he shivered and stood up, walking back to the temple.
Just found out.
Alas, the two gatekeepers, Tianhua and Xuanwu, are gone.
He stretched his paw to push away the temple, but saw that the who was supposed to meditate turned pale!
He propped up on the bed with one hand, and covered his chest with one hand, coughing dullly.
"Alas!"
Gou Liang was startled, forgot to speak, and rushed at him.
Shen Jun resisted the cough with his fist against his lips, and touched the anxious Gou Liang's hairy head with his other hand. After a long while, he sighed: "It's getting naughty."
"Hum?"
When Gou Liang turned into shape, he was about to pounce on his leg, but found that ...
"Me, I'm an adult? !!!"
He became a youth.
Time and space, just like that, fast forward to ten thousand years later.