Chapter 443: I received Mengqing!

Lu Chen hugged Mengqing and winked at Mengyun, who reluctantly returned to his room. Just now, Mengyun was stimulated by Lu Chen, and his whole body was terribly uncomfortable, but because of Mengqing, Lu Chen would definitely not come to X himself tonight.
After thinking about it, there was a somewhat angry Mengyun. With a sudden turn of his eyes, he was about to follow Lu Chen secretly, and he was about to wait until Lu Chen made his sister dying and dying. Lu Chen...she who did with Lu Chen naturally understands how great Lu Chen is, and her sister will definitely not be able to stand it just now!
Holding Meng Qing and walking towards her room, when she passed the bathroom, Meng Qing suddenly said to Lu Chen with a shy expression: "Brother Lu Chen, I want to take a shower first. You go back to the room by yourself and wait for me. Come on!" After speaking, Meng Qing wanted to break away from Lu Chen's arms very shyly, and entered the bathroom by herself.
How could Lu Chen make Meng Qing do as he wished, and he walked into the bathroom directly holding Meng Qing, and said with a smile: "It's just right, I want to take a bath, let's get together! Don't be shy! Anyway, we've already washed it once before. I already have experience, what else is so shy!"
Meng Qing gave Lu Chen a shy look, and did not answer Lu Chen's words. After closing the bathroom, prepare to put the water in first. Because the bathroom is relatively large, it is troublesome to discharge water and it takes a long time. Seeing Mengqing's busy state, Lu Chen smiled and said, "Mengqing, let me tell you a joke! Make sure you can't breathe with laughter!"
"A joke? Ok! Brother, tell me!" Meng Qing said happily.
Lu Chen nodded and said with a smile: "Then listen carefully! Once upon a time, there were two big sea turtles, a male and a female. They met by chance in the sea one day, and they fell in love at first sight and couldn't help themselves. So they took a swim together. An uninhabited beach. The pure white sand and silver moonlight set off their love especially romantic.
They spent a passionate night. When they broke up early the next morning, they both felt that they were still not enough. The male turtle bowed his head and said to the female turtle: "We will come back here again today next year, okay?" The female turtle nodded shyly.
The male turtle crawled into the vast ocean. On that day of the second year, the male turtle returned to the beach early. As soon as he came out of the water, he saw the female turtle already waiting there. The male was so moved that he passed out, and quickly climbed to the mother’s side and said softly: "I didn't expect you to come earlier than me?"
Before she finished speaking, the mother turtle suddenly stretched her head out and yelled at him: "What are you pretending to be grandson? You turned me over after you finished it! I've been here for a year!"
After listening to Lu Chen's joke, Meng Qing couldn't stand it anymore, clutching her stomach, and laughing. When did she hear such jokes and forget the things in her hands, she just sat on the ground with a smile and said in her mouth: "Brother, you...you are so funny, how did you think of these jokes?"
Lu Chen raised his head triumphantly, and said, "What's the matter, isn't it just a few jokes! If you still want to hear, I have so many here, do you want me to tell you one more!" Lu Chen thought. Can not help but admire his foresight. These jokes are all from the previous life of Lu Chen, he saw on the Internet, just to deceive these little girls!
"Okay! Okay!" Mengqing saw that the water was almost square, so she walked to Lu Chen's side, helped Lu Chen take off his clothes, and then took off his clothes as well, pulling Lu Chen into the room. Bath, and said: "Brother, you can start talking! I'm listening!"
Lu Chen nodded, holding Mengqing in his arms, and continued: "There is a nun's nunnery on the mountain, and an old nun lives in it. One day, a young girl came and asked to be a monk. The old nun took her in, one day, the old The nun was unwell. So she asked the little nun to go down the mountain for a urine test, and the little nun slipped on the road.
As a result, the urine that the old nun gave her was spilled on the ground, and she took her urine to the hospital for business. After it was over, the little nun got the test sheet and went straight to the temple without looking at it. The old nun looked at it and turned out to be pregnant. She said angrily: ‘Fuck, carrots are not safe these years! ’"
"Um! Brother, is this a joke too? Why didn't I understand it? And, what is a nun?" This joke, for a lady of Huanghua who has no access to the Internet, is really profound and pure. , I didn't understand at all, what exactly Lu Chen was talking about!
"Um! The nun is like a nun. As for the meaning of this joke..." Lu Chen chuckled, and whispered a few words in Meng Qing's ear. Meng Qing's complexion immediately became extremely blushing, her small hands clenched into fists and she kept slapped Lu Chen's chest without listening, and said:
"Bad brother, you know to say these rascal jokes, ignore you, you..."
"Hey! The joke my brother said is a rascal? It doesn't seem to be right! But even if I say a rascal, I find someone who sounds quite happy! Doesn't it mean that the person who listens is also quite Rogue?" Lu Chen smiled in Mengqing's ear, and could say softly.
"Yeah~~" Meng Qing pursed her mouth and said coquettishly in Lu Chen's arms. But Meng Qing completely forgot, she is now in Lu Chen's arms.
"What is this? Ah!...Bad brother, you hate it!" At first, Meng Qing hadn't reacted yet, but when she saw the smile on Lu Chen's face, she suddenly understood and was What is the thing in my hand!
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