Chapter 125: When talking and laughing, the captive was wiped out
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Divine Lucky Star
- Chen Ji Tang Hong Dou
- 1615 characters
- 2021-03-04 11:56:49
"I know that the five elements are gold, wood, water, fire, earth," Wang Hao said, how could these messy Bai Yaning? She thought about it carefully, then shook her head and said, "I don't know the five gods and the five types."
"Then I will just tell you about it," Wang Hao said when he talked about this and that, he called a babble: "Do you know the Journey to the West? In the section of Journey to the West, the Monkey King, the Tathagata Buddha once summarized the five gods and five gods. Insects, these five gods are called heaven, earth, god, man and ghost! This day refers to the heaven, the highest position, above the 33rd heaven. Among them, the Sanqing is the highest. Among the Sanqing, the Yuanshi Tianzun is the highest! The earth refers to the earth immortal, and the representative person is the great immortal Zhenyuan. This earth immortal needs to recognize the supreme status of the celestial celestial being in name, but he doesn’t listen to it, and the celestial celestial has to give way. What about this , Are ordinary gods, that is, those heavenly soldiers and generals under the Jade Emperor."
At this time, Zhao Zhenhao finally had a chance to interrupt: "That person is the human below, right?"
At first he thought it must be right, heaven, earth, god, man and ghost, this person must be an ordinary person...
"Wrong answer!" Wang Hao decisively didn't give him face: "This person refers to the immortal. Speaking of the immortal, you must have heard of several people!"
Zhao Zhenhao and Bai Yaning asked together, "Who is it?"
"There was a man named Yu Ji in the Three Kingdoms period, this one is quite fierce!" Wang Hao smiled: "There was also a man named Yuan Tiangang in the Tang Dynasty, oh yes, there is also Li Chunfeng, all of whom belong to the level of immortals!"
Zhao Zhenhao and Bai Yaning nodded together: "So it is!"
"In the end, it's a ghost," Wang Hao continued to explain: "This ghost is not what we usually call a ghost, but a ghost in the fairy. For example, the level of the bull head horse face in the underground palace can be called a ghost fairy!"
After saying this, Zhao Zhenhao almost hit him to death!
What's the matter with Nima? Have a good meal and talk about the local customs to show how good is your knowledge? Why did it turn into this mess of heaven and earth? ! What exactly happened?
Bai Yaning was very curious to hear it, and asked anxiously: "This is the end of the world, the gods and the ghosts, what about the five insects? What are they?"
"These five insects," Wang Hao said before calling the waiter, "Is there any water? Give me a bottle!"
Zhao Zhenhao quickly showed his awesomeness: "Don't rush to drink water. I prepared two bottles of Lafite in 1982. I will drink this later."
"Oh..." Wang Hao said with a depressed face, "I thought it was mineral water from 1982..."
Your sister! Does your family have mineral water in 1982? !
"Punch," Bai Yaning couldn't help it when he heard what Wang Hao said was interesting. He burst out laughing, and asked Wang Hao and Zhao Zhenhao to look at him dumbfounded.
I'm an obedient person, a big star deserves to be a big star, and a smile can almost take away people's souls!
"What are you doing looking at me like this?" Bai Ya Ning's face was obviously red, and then she yelled at Wang Haojiao: "Hurry up and talk about your five insects!"
Zhao Zhen's heroic teeth are almost bitten off!
This is unbearable!
"Ah, good, I'll talk about it!" Wang Hao smiled and shook his head and said, "Speaking of Pangu opening the world, Nuwa pinches the natives! This world repeats, vacillates, transforms everything, ten kinds are born! There are five gods! , Heaven, earth, gods, people and ghosts, there are five insects, ying scaly feathers! This ying scaly feathers, winning insects refer to naked insects, that is, hairless and unarmored, such as frogs, earthworms, and humans are among them. First. Scales, this is simple. They are scaled. For example, fish and snakes have scales. Among them, dragons are the length of scale insects. Wool refers to furry animals, cats, dogs, lions, and tigers. Yes, the unicorn is the head. Yu is a bird with feathers, and the phoenix is the honor. The last Kunah refers to insects with carapace, and also includes some aquatic species, of which basalt is honored!"
His remarks directly stunned Zhao Zhenhao.
How this young man's brain grows, he actually knows such things...
Actually speaking, what Wang Hao said should be placed on the original earth, which is worthless, as many people know.
But the problem is that the entertainment of this world is going differently-there is no TV drama version of Journey to the West played by Liu Xiaoling Tong in this world!
Without this version of Journey to the West, few people understand many things in Journey to the West.
So when they listened to Wang Hao's words, it was just like listening to the heavenly scriptures. Although Zhao Zhenhao was dumbfounded, even Bai Yaning was dumbfounded!
Wow ha ha ha ha! Brother mouth is invincible! Come and kill as much!
"After this is finished, it will be easy to win the scales and feathers," Wang Hao said with a smile: "Let's not talk about the winning insects, this scales, the river is all there, let's go fishing and roast it! Caterpillars! , You can catch some rabbits on the mountain. There are also feather worms. We almost raise chickens in the countryside, and they are still pure natural and pollution-free strolling chickens! As for the insects..." Wang Hao looked at the two people: "Fried grasshoppers eat Ever?"
The two shook their heads together, Zhao Zhenhao's face was a little pale.
Wang Hao asked again, "What about fried Yang Lazi?"
The two continued to shake their heads together, Zhao Zhenhao's expression was obviously not quite right...
Wang Hao directly gave a fatal blow: "Then fried scorpions?"
Bai Yaning's eyes widened, Zhao Zhenhao directly "vomited" and rushed out, covering his mouth...
I wiped it. I forgot that the big star mentioned that this product has a cleanliness. I guess I can't stand it when I hear it. Go to the toilet and throw up...
Oops, poor kid, brother really didn't mean it, brother is just to not be cold, look at this thing...
Wow ha ha ha ha ha!
This is called strategizing and deciding a thousand miles away... This sentence doesn't seem quite right, it should be called a gangster in talking and laughing!
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In the bathroom.
Zhao Zhenhao really vomited this time. No way, he has been obsessed with cleanliness since he was a child. This is nothing, but he is the most sensitive to bugs. I used to feel numb as soon as I saw the insects. This time I heard Wang Hao say fried insects to eat, so he knelt on the spot...
"This bastard," Zhao Zhenhao called a depressed, but he couldn't say it: "If something is not good, you have to talk about fried bugs, grasshoppers and scorpions... vomit!"
I spit out breakfast...
After finally vomiting, Zhao Zhenhao finally let out a sigh of relief.
"Speaking of which Wang Hao can really say," Zhao Zhenhao wiped the corners of his mouth, and said to himself: "Although it is impossible for Miss Ya Ning to look at him, I am also from the Zhao family, if I was given to him by such a small person. Comparing to ~EbookFREE.me~ doesn't it make people laugh out of their teeth? No, it will be a matter of buying or beating in the future. I can't lose face in front of Miss Ya Ning anyhow today, I must bring the rhythm back!"
In fact, Zhao Zhenhao really didn't regard Wang Hao as an opponent.
What's a joke, he, a dignified young master from the Zhao family, may not be able to catch up with Bai Yaning. What is this Wang Hao? How could he win Bai Yaning's heart? !
The difference in identities between the two is almost like the difference between the sun and the moon. Even if Bai Yaning is blind, it is impossible to choose such a small person as her boyfriend.
To make a vivid metaphor, he and Bai Yaning are like two elephants, even if Wang Hao, a little mouse, is playing with flowers, what else? Can you marry an elephant as your wife?
"Just ask you to jump up and jump up first," Zhao Zhenhao tidied up his clothes, "but I can't tell you to compare later. I'm really not as good as you in the daily smell of such a small person, but the wine tasting feast in a later meeting, is it still Can you fail to act?"
He had prepared hundreds of pages of information for this dinner!
No matter how much Wang Hao jumped up, he was just a little person. It didn't matter if he was familiar with the countryside, he would have a feast of red wine and bluefin tuna.
Thinking of this place, my mood suddenly improved, Zhao Zhenhao walked out of the bathroom with the most elegant smile on his face again, and said, "I'm sorry, I made both of you laugh. I've been a little cleaner since I was a kid, and I don’t hear bugs and things like that. Please forgive me for being embarrassed."
It deserves to be from a big family. This attitude is indeed different. It is much stronger than the second generation of the rich family who will kill the whole family at every turn as written in online novels.
Four more sent today! Everyone is anxious, today there is one more leader, plus a monthly pass, tomorrow will continue four more!