Chapter 355: this one! This is what I want!

At this time, everyone in the room is very curious. Can this sketch made by Wang Hao on the spot work? What he said is pretty awesome, but I don't know how it works.
Then the sketch begins.
First, Mao Mao and Zhao Lao Lin took the stage, Zhao Lao Lin said according to the line: "This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, Scotland..."
Maomao: "Grandpa, you read it wrong, it's a Scottish mood! Grandpa, this house is expensive!"
Zhao Lao Lin'er: "Don't be afraid, let's bring money, 30,000 yuan, do you have a bag? It's the yellow packet."
Here is the foreshadowing of the opening. Simply put, the two want to welcome the judges of Zhonghai’s good songs, but the bag of money has gone home.
At this time, everyone below craned their necks--
"It's not funny, it's just an explanation."
"Yeah, what's the matter with this? It's no better than ours!"
Then soon everyone knew how powerful this sketch is!
At this time, Zhao Lao Ling and Maomao entered the hotel, Zhao Lao Ling: "Waiter!"
Little Shenyang debuted gorgeously: "Sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products."
Zhao Lao Er: "We are eating, girl, this meal is very important!"
Little Shenyang: "Who do you call a girl, they are pure men!"
This little Shenyang's humble expression, coupled with that suit, made everyone happy.
Zhao Lao Ling: "How do you wear a skirt?"
Xiao Shenyang: "It's not a skirt, it's cropped trousers, this one has legs...Oh, I'm running away in a hurry, I said it's inconvenient to walk!"
When they play here, everyone can't laugh.
Wang Hao chose this sketch "Not Bad Money", which is recognized as one of the pinnacle works of Uncle Benshan. This sketch is called Xiao Shenyang Red! Although there hasn't been much rehearsal here, but not to mention anything else, just the wonderful lines are already very enjoyable, and obviously, the more interesting the sketch becomes later!
"Hahaha, it's so interesting! Scotch loin noodles! Is loin expensive? Don't pay for loin. Then let's have a bowl of loin, the child is hungry! Hahaha! So witty!"
"The decoration is very grand, a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle, and flowers all around! White and yellow are all! Hahaha, this room is decorated, so unique!"
"Are there more than a catty? Is there...or not? These two people, hahaha, this conversation is so amazing!"
The people below were swaying happily, and the three people on the stage also laughed as they read: "This can have... This is really not!"
At this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, had already listened to his jaw dropping to the ground!
Such an awesome work is really made by Wang Hao? ! If this is put on at the party, wouldn't it be bombed? !
"That's it! This is what I want!" Secretary Lin slapped the table: "Just this sketch! It must be on then!"
All the people below are dumbfounded-Secretary Lin looks excited!
In the next time, everyone opened their eyes!
This sketch that Wang Hao gave, the classic quotations are simply endless!
"Brother, next time the restaurant, the materials will be made by yourself? There is nothing here, a few dishes, two, give a chance, the teacher comes to your restaurant, you can’t show it? Give one away? Uncle, what do you do There is no point at all for such a pick, we have to build one!"
"Don't be noisy, what if there is something to do?"
"In a person's whole life, sometimes it is the same as sleeping. When the eyes are closed, one earns, and one day passes. Good~~~~ Once the eyes are closed, no earning, this life is over, good~~~~~! "
"Money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people? When people die, the money is not spent!"
"The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone!"
At this time, several actors on the stage were no longer required to act, and just this line made everyone laugh and turn over several times!
Secretary Lin’s eyes are as bright as a two-hundred-watt light bulb. You don’t need to turn on the lights most of the night. His eyes can light up!
"Little Wang'er, you are good! This sketch is absolutely amazing!" Secretary Lin praised, "Just take this sketch, you can definitely laugh off people's teeth!"
You're not nonsense, this sketch is recognized as the pinnacle of the sketch, just this one sketch will give the person Xiao Shenyang a red? Is there any doubt?
Sure enough, after the sketch was finished, there was an explosive applause from below, which lasted a full minute!
Everyone is sincerely convinced of Wang Hao now!
Just this sketch, who dares to say nothing? ! Is this a sketch? ! For twenty minutes, how many times did you laugh? That's too much to count! Almost every sentence is a classic!
At this time, no one dared to pick Wang Hao's fault. Secretary Lin asked in a low voice: "Brother, this sketch is definitely not mentioned. Do you have any other ideas? This evening party will only be your sketch and the cross talk finale. No problem, but for just two, the number is not enough!"
As soon as he said this old brother, Wang Hao's worth suddenly changed!
Even the head of the TV station looked at Wang Hao's eyes changed!
Mayor Su’s secretary, calling this young man on the spot as the old man, what concept?
Later, Wang Hao sat in the game and said he knew Secretary Lin. Who would dare not give him face? !
"Yes, Xiao Wanger," the director said in a very kind tone, and asked in a low voice, "Anything else?"
For a TV party, the language program such as comic cross talk accounted for at least one-third, and now these two, although the quality is quite high, but the quantity is not enough, it is not enough!
In fact, Secretary Lin asked casually, but didn’t want to. Wang Hao nodded without even thinking about it, and said, "No problem, Brother Lin, I promise you will get it for this party! I'll pay for this sketch. Heap, let me tell you about it!"
As soon as he said this, everyone in the room was stunned!
He has prepared more than one of this sketch? !
Liu's big head and eyeballs were about to stare out, and he shouted, "Fuck, he has more than one such sketch?!"
"Eh, who's that." Wang Hao called Liu's big head: "Just you, Liu's big head, right? Come here! Today I asked you to know what a sketch is! You can't play the previous sketch, so this one will definitely work. !"
Yes, that's right, in this sketch, Liu's big head is suitable for a role!
"Me?! Me too?!" Liu's head was full of disbelief, he didn't even know that Wang Hao could arrange a role for him: "Is there really a role for me?! "
"Nonsense~EbookFREE.me~ Wang Hao will then tell him to come up and say: "You play a role here, you wait for me to get the script out! "
Wang Hao made the script on the spot, Liu's head was full of horror!
Could the script of this skit come with your mouth open? ! Isn't it? So scary? ! Let's study a sketch at least on a monthly basis, and some sketches can even take two or three months to finally get on the stage. As a result, how many of these guys just took out? !
Liu's head was full of unbelief, but after he got the script, he just knelt!
"Just read it," Wang Hao handed the lines to Liu's head, and randomly found two people, and said: "I have written all the points, is it okay?"
Liu's big head looked at it and said, "No problem!"
So this began to play.
Soon, the old lady began to read: "Abduction, abduction!"
Liu's big head: "What the did you kidnap?!"
Uncle Zhao: "You read all the following words!"
Old lady: "Sold, sold!"
Uncle Zhao: "Read it together!"
Old lady: "Abducted, abducted!"
Liu's big head: "Eh, eh, eh, what are you talking about? What are you kidding?! I almost called the police!"
As soon as they played here, they couldn’t laugh anymore. Many people laughed and said: "Hahahaha, I can’t do it anymore, this line is absolutely amazing! Trafficking, haha! Is that selling trafficking?!" "This Wang Hao It’s too talented. If you refuse to accept it, you can’t do it!" "That’s right, every sentence of this line is a burden. If you refuse to accept it, you can’t do it!"
The skit chosen by Wang Hao is also the pinnacle of the skit program, selling abduction!
This sketch is simply a burden from beginning to end, there is not a word that is useless! Connecting them all can make people's stomachs laugh!