Chapter 269: You said you can't martial arts! 【One】
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Douluo: I’m Really not Strong
- A thousand glasses of wine
- 1182 characters
- 2021-03-04 03:44:34
Chapter 269 You still said you can't martial arts! 【One】
Oh~
At noon, Su Xian naturally woke up, straightened his hands, and stretched his waist to restore his muscles to normal.
"This wife is too naive~"
Feeling aching in his body, Su Xian opened his eyes and glanced down with difficulty. Seeing that he was still in his normal clothes, he also patted the quilt helplessly.
Didn't it mean that women are all empathetic? Seeing that they fall asleep, they don't even take off their clothes?
Unfortunately, I help you take it off every night, it's really unconscionable~
Feeling uncomfortable all over, Su Xian yawned, with a three-point drowsiness, planning to go to the bathroom to take a shower, a little slowly.
Leaning on the wall, Su Xian opened the door with a "click", sleepy eyes, and dragged his swaying body towards the bathroom.
Seeing Su Xian's dumbfounded appearance, Qian Renxue and Bibi Dong couldn't help but laugh, the former laughed.
Startled by the laughter, Su Xian turned his head and looked over and opened his eyes slightly. Seeing that Bibi Dong and Xue'er were there, he waved his hand:
"Xue'er and Dong'er, you are all here, I'll... first go take a shower."
Oh~
After yawning, as if a blind man was exploring the way, Su Xian came to the bathtub behind the palace, half asleep and half awake.
Oh~
The warm and refreshing pool of water washed his body, Su Xian immediately felt his whole body refreshed, the sleepiness under him was also washed away, and his eyes and mind were clear.
"Yoyo, here's a song~"
Holding the kerchief and pulling it left and right, listening to the cheerful melody, Su Xian only felt that his whole person was about to fly into the sky.
"The wind blows the sand, the butterfly loves the flower through the ages"
"Like the moon in the water, fascinated by the flowers in the mirror"
"Ahem... bamboo fence, wood... la la..."
Here we are rubbing the bath and singing, but the atmosphere on the other side is very frozen.
Qian Renxue glanced at her, and saw Bibi Dong's emotions agitated, her chest violently ups and downs, and she only felt a little bad.
Qian Renxue hurriedly said round the scene, "Ahem... Husband didn't wake up just now. He was talking nonsense. You are used to joking. Mother, don't mind."
"joke?"
Bibi Dong glanced at Qian Renxue, his eyebrows were covered with frost, "Have you ever seen someone kidding her mother-in-law's nickname?"
Wow!
After that, Bibi Dong didn't give Qian Renxue any chance and stood up directly and slew towards the bathroom.
This tone, this tone, she could not forget it even if she killed it!
"Like the moon in the water, fascinated by the flowers in the mirror, the bamboo fence... La la la... Arch..."
"Fuck!"
Su Xian was so excited that he suddenly saw Bibi Dong coming in, and his liver was coming out soon.
Looking down slightly, he glanced at his state at the moment, Su Xian, "...".
"Rogue!!!"
Wrapped in his clothes quickly, Su Xian ran out of the bathroom and plunged into the bedroom.
That panicked look, as if some wild beast was chasing him.
Even when he hit Qian Renxue, Su Xian ignored him, as the adrenaline drove him to stop.
Phoo~
Su Xian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his chest rising and falling violently.
Nima!
It was too scary just now!
I don't know what medicine Bibi Dong took, or if he forgot to take it. Knowing that he was in the bath, he even rushed into it.
It’s okay, it’s okay, you don’t suffer from it, but you are always a mother-in-law, you must know how to respect yourself!
Energetic, Su Xian was sober at the moment and could no longer be sober.
Feeling the wet water sticking to his clothes, he quickly took off and put on a new suit.
Boom!
"Who?"
Just as he was finishing his clothes in front of the mirror, there was a knock on the door, Su Xian raised his eyebrows and asked.
"I!"
It was a short word, but it was so powerful that there was even a chill in it.
Su Xian:.......
Nima!
You really took the wrong medicine today. You shouldn't avoid suspicion at this time!
Su Xian hurriedly said, "Mother-in-law, just talk to Xue'er if you have something to do. I am a little inconvenient now."
While speaking, Su Xian quickly put on his shirt, for fear that Bibi Dong would break in.
Sure enough, Su Xian's worries were justified.
"inconvenient?"
Hearing this, Bibi Dong outside the door kicked the door directly, with a roar, the door and the wall violently collided, as if an earthquake.
Su Xian's mouth twitched:...
"Mother-in-law, there is something to discuss, don't be so angry." Seeing Bibi Dong's expressionless appearance, Su Xian chuckled.
Step to step~
Bibi Dong stepped on the ground with a crisp sound, and Bibi Dong slowly walked up.
"What did you call me just now?!"
Staring at Su Xian, and looking at the face in front of him, Bibi Dong's eyes were full of suspicion, and there was an urge to tear off the disguise.
"Of course it's mother-in-law, what's the matter?" Su Xian asked with dumbfounded eyes.
"Why am I listening, someone is called Donger?"
Bibi Dong gritted his teeth and snorted coldly.
Su Xian:? ? ?
"Donger?"
Hearing Bibi Dong say this, Su Xian was also startled, and while subconsciously muttering, he was also thinking about what he said wrong.
But no matter what he thought, he couldn't figure out where he called this name.
There is no way, people will never remember what they did when they were confused.
Hearing that Su Xian dared to chant his own nickname, Bibi Dong felt very kind and humiliated at the same time, and there was a shameful urge to agree.
"Ahem... Mother-in-law, you may have heard it wrong. I have always called you mother-in-law, how could I call you Donger."
Seeing Bibi Dong staring at him, Su Xian waved his hand quickly.
It's impossible to admit it to death!
"You mean, I heard it wrong?" Bibi Dong asked muran, an invisible indifference and coercion rippled around the two.
Su Xian nodded, "Maybe the mother-in-law missed her grandfather too much, so the auditory hallucinations appeared."
"Yes, mother, I also heard him calling you mother-in-law just now, maybe I heard him wrong."
Qian Renxue also quickly helped set it up, for fear that the matter would be revealed, the relationship would be complicated by then!
"How do I feel, you are hiding something from me?" Bibi Dong said coldly when she saw Qian Renxue's nervous look.
Qian Renxue quickly reduced her expression, smiled and waved her hand, "Why~ it's mother you think too much."
"is it?"
With unbelief on her face, Bibi Dong turned to look at Su Xian. Although both of them said so, she still believed in her own judgment.
Just now, he absolutely heard it right, this guy just called himself Donger!
Looking cold, as if thinking of something, Bibi Dong suddenly stretched out his arm and clasped Su Xian's arm.
The red lips were slightly opened, and Bibi Dong moved quickly, and he wanted to bite on it.
Su Xian:! ! !
Three times in a day, you really are my blood supply station!
"Fuck!"
The sting of last night is vivid, Su Xian almost subconsciously pressed Bibi Dong's head, not letting her move forward.
And Bibi Dong also stopped suddenly, staring at Su Xian.
"You said you are not too good?"
(End of this chapter)