Chapter 1511: Two smelly hooligans

The wind eased for a while, and seeing that Gurando hadn't woken up yet, he was about to wake him up. But after a quick turn, he came up with the idea of ​​pranking again, with a bad smile on his face. He sighed, pinched his nose and sneaked into the room, picked up the brown mesh socks before the bed with his nail tips, walked quietly to the bed, handed the socks to Gurando's nose and shook them.
Gurando frowned, turned over and still didn't wake up. The gust of wind came to the fire, and seeing him snoring with his mouth open, he stuffed his socks into his mouth...
Gurando's face suddenly turned green, then white again, and then swollen red again, and finally vomited out, the white flowers sprayed all over the room, and there was a lot of glue on the ceiling.
Haifeng was dumbfounded and turned into a gust of wind and hurried to escape from the house.
Gourando fell on the bed and vomited, vomiting a large pool of dirty gastric juice.
Haifeng was frightened. He stood by the door and took a look and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, don't throw up, the host here will kill us."
Gurando looked at the filth on the bed and vomited two more mouthfuls. His eyes were full of bloodshot eyes, staring at Hayate, and snarled: "Hayate, are you sick? I'm going to kill you~!" He turned over. Jumped out of the bed and threw his teeth and claws towards the gust of wind.
At this time, a clear anger came from the tree house opposite: "What is the noise!"
With this rant, both Haifeng and Gurando calmed down.
The person in the tree house opposite said displeased: "You shouldn't be allowed to stay and live, come and quarrel with me early in the morning."
It must have been their own fault, Haifeng and Gurando quickly admitted their mistakes and apologized, but they suddenly squeezed a cold sweat at the thought of the situation in the house.
The person in the tree house opposite said: "When you wake up, go quickly. It's already dawn. I don't like the presence of outsiders in my place."
"Yes, but..." Gurando just wanted to say that the guest room had been messed up. Before he could say anything, he was covered by the wind.
The person in the tree house opposite asked, "But what?"
Haifeng hurriedly said: "Ah, it's nothing, the sheets are messed up, we want to clean it up."
"No, I'll clean up by myself in a while. You go quickly, I don't want to be disturbed anymore." The person in the tree house opposite was very impatient, and he said again: "Yes, take the girl you brought yesterday. Let’s go. I’m not a shelter here, and I don’t take in the sick or injured.

"But…"
The person in the tree house said: "There is only so much I can save her here. While her condition is still stable, take her to the doctor as soon as possible. I have put people under your tree house. Just take it away, don't bother me anymore."
Haifeng leaned against the fence and looked down. As expected, the woman was lying leaning against the big tree last night, as if she hadn't woken up yet. Since the Mister Wizard on the opposite side asked them to leave right away, how long will they wait before leaving? Really wait for the other side to find out what's happening here, that's okay.
He urged Gurando to get dressed quickly, put away his gifts, turned over and jumped out of the tree house, and drove the unconscious woman on his back. The running speed was much faster than before.
After running for a long time, he and Gurando saw that there was no movement behind them, and they were relieved.
Gurando patted his heart, glared at Haifeng, and said angrily: "Damn, I was killed by you."
Hayate couldn't help being funny, and said, "Who would have thought you would be stinky like that by your own socks. Hahahahaha, hahahahahaha, I was so ridiculous."
"Bah, baah... laugh at your sister!" Guranduo vomited several sputums, and when he saw that Haifeng laughed and leaned forward and backward, he kicked it even more with anger.
The gust of wind flashed flexibly, winking his eyebrows and grinning: "You can't kick me, you can't kick me."
Gurando was so angry that he flew up and hit him. He didn't know that Haifeng used the girl behind him to block, he quickly put his hand back: "You... are you a bastard?"
"Yeah, come hit me, come hit me."
Haifeng was extremely proud, but he was so angry that Gurando gritted his teeth. He came down several times and couldn't hit anyone. He had to curse angrily: "You will wait for me, I have a chance to teach you!"
"It's okay, don't tease, and see how her condition is." Hayate found a clean place and put the person down, only to see Hefimi's face and body had been cleaned up and his clothes had been changed. NS.
Looking at it, Gurando couldn't help but tweeted: "I didn't find it last night. It turned out to be a beautiful woman. It's a top quality product."
"Isn’t it possible to speak more elegantly if you have a mouthful of obscene words?" Haifeng gave him a glance and looked at the girl carefully. He held his chin in his hand and shook his head and said, "Well... the cheekbones are a little bit protruding," She should be thinner, with a slightly larger mouth, but quite sexy, with slightly heavier eyebrows, but it's okay. Hey, her skin is very tender, she doesn't look like an ordinary girl." He gradually looked down and saw his chest When she was in the position, her eyes suddenly brightened: "Wow, this ...ahh! This breast is big enough. But the clothes are a bit small, so she has two ...bah! Two snow peaks. Bulging."
Gurando had a halazi on his mouth, nodding his head again and again, he looked like Brother Pig long ago. He thought for a while, and said angrily: "This Mister Wizard is too immoral. You see, I wiped her clean and changed her clothes. I don't know if she took advantage of other things. It really is a decent way. The guy is really mad at me!"
Haifeng tilted his head and looked at him and said, "What are you angry about?"
"Of course I am angry. We saved people. We haven't done anything yet. What happened to him. Humph, it!"
Haifeng shook his head speechlessly: "Don't'our us', you are you, I am me, I am different from a low-quality person like you. Hey, what are you doing?" Hayate saw him stretch out his hand to catch the coma The girl slapped his hand back on the chest and said, "Hey, Gurando, have you made a mistake. You can also do this kind of thing?"
Gurando touched the back of the beaten hand and said, "What's the matter, just touch it, it's still through the clothes. People have seen her completely, and she doesn't know if she is in a coma anyway."
Haifeng gave him a cold look, and said, "If you don't know how to find the'chicken', all the striptease dancers are older than her, enough for you to touch them." He picked up the faint Hefimi and said again. Back on his back: "It's time to go. Her condition can't be delayed. You have to go outside and find a doctor for treatment."
"What?" Gurando curled his lips disdainfully when he saw Hayate holding Hefimi on his back, "I didn't touch it, I didn't...huh!"
Hayate said, "I'm thinking about you. You think it's easy to walk so far with such a person. As the head of the team, I should take care of my subordinates."
"Then you let me come, I'm not afraid of being tired." Gurando stretched out his hand to pick it up.
"Stop it."
"Look, you see, it's not. Obviously I want to take advantage of others, and I still don't have fun. Her must be very comfortable on your back."
"What are you talking about, I, I, and I are such a person? I'm afraid she will be smoked by the smell of your body. You see that she was dying, and was drunk by your smell. What to do? You don’t know how stinky your feet are.
Hayate said, he lifted Hefimi up, and a pair of plump next to him whipped up and down on his back, immediately making him feel dark. Scream: "Cool~!"
The two of them were talking nonsense, slowly drifting away, but they ignored some things...
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In the desert, Alice followed Bing Zhixie slowly. She didn't understand why the master was doing well, so she suddenly wanted to leave the convoy and was unwilling to go with her.
Bing Zhixie didn't explain the reason to Alice, because he didn't want to say. Of course he left not because of Ruola's alienation, but because of Tyson's words. Since people have clearly expressed their dislike and guard, why should they go with them? It's just that he can't tell Alice this.
However, he finally got the news from the team personnel that there was a small oasis not far in front. This small oasis was owned by people, but it was not marked on the map because the oasis was too small. . But with this oasis, he doesn't need to return to leave the desert anymore, maybe he can find other supplies.
"Alice, call Gulap out. Let's hurry to the oasis ahead."
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