Vol 2 Chapter 999: Blind date meeting

  The view of five villages.
Forty-eight disciples of   Zhen Yuandaxian, to be precise, forty-five disciples plus three dogs, were concentrated in the martial arts field.
  Li Mu sat in the center, occupying the seat of Zhenyuan Daxian.
  Beside him are two disciples Gao Cuilan and Lu Ren, and a group of four who learn from the scriptures stand aside.
  "Lingshan Buddha summoned me to wait, what's the point?" The second disciple of Daxian Zhenyuan, Qingyu Daoist, was speaking. Senior brother Qingjing was turned into a dog, and it was not appropriate to speak on behalf of everyone.
  As soon as Zhen Yuan Daxian walked away, Li Xiaobai gathered everyone together on the back foot.
  The Taoist priests are a little nervous, and the identity of the disciple of the ancestor of the earth immortal can't give them a sense of security.
  Lingshan Buddha keeps talking about compassion, but the method is too disgusting. No one is his opponent at the scene. It's nothing more than singing and dancing. Anyway, he is surrounded by his own people, but becoming a dog is really uncomfortable.
   "What are you nervous about, I won't eat you again." Li Mu looked around everyone with a gentle smile, "I have a plan, I want to ask you all."
not nervous?
  The shadow Buddha came, and the ginseng fruit tree fell!
  You are here, Master is out...
  Qing Yu Dao Master smelled a strong scent of conspiracy, he trembled slightly, and motioned to the narrator to be safe and restless, and looked up at Li Xiaobai: "Please speak."
"Tao Master Qingyu, let the master agree to help me to influence a bunch of monsters on the westbound road." Li Mu glanced at him and said, "But I thought about it, it is not suitable for Dao Brother Zhenyuan to do this. After all, It’s my wish to make the world full of love, and the artificial hand seems insincere to others."
  "Goodness." Tang Seng folded his hands together.
  "What does it mean by Lingshan Buddha?" Qingyu Dao's premonition became stronger and stronger, and he asked tentatively.
"If you want to have love, you must first have affection. I plan to solve the marriage problem of Tang Sanzang and others." Li Mu looked back at his own learning team, "Emotions need to be cultivated. The journey to the west is difficult. The monsters and gods encountered are It’s already small, and if the time to get along is too short, it will be difficult to achieve the goal of mutual affection."
  Tang Seng silently lowered his head, deeply agreeing.
  From the Guanyin Temple to the present, he has met a few of the opposite sex. Gao Cuilan is his apprentice's wife, and finally got married, but the few people are still pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, and then to Wuzhuangguan, a pure Taoist priest.
  If the westbound roads are all configured like this, it is too difficult to find a suitable object. The most important thing is to compete with a few apprentices.
  There are more monks and less porridge.
  Because of a Gao Cuilan, he and Zhu Bajie have had a grievance. In the future, because of other women, he will continue to be jealous with his apprentice. Does he have to face it?
  Although he had little communication with the apprentices, deep down, Tang Seng thought he was superior to them.
  He is the one that Lingshan Buddha has high hopes for.
  Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai in surprise, wondering what he was going to do, and if he didn’t follow the steps, could his wish be fulfilled?
   Zhu Bajie’s ears flickered a few times, and she peeped at Gao Cuilan, her eyes turned, not knowing what she was thinking.
   "Lingshan Buddha, the younger generation doesn't understand what you mean!" Qingyu Daochang frowned, slandered, Tang Seng and others looking for objects, what does it have to do with them, is it possible that they should become matchmakers?
"Master Qingyu, I plan to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan." Li Mu glanced at him and pointed out directly, "You have also seen that my side is not sufficiently staffed. All, I want to trouble you brothers. , Take a trip everywhere, and invite beautiful female elves, gods, kings and princesses to Wuzhuang Guan to participate in this unprecedented blind date meeting."
  Death silence.
  The expressions of various colors were frozen on the faces of the disciples in Wuzhuangguan.
  Lu Ren suddenly raised his head to look at Li Xiaobai, do you have to set up a stage to show off his talents and turn off the lights, and finally hold hands successfully! If you continue playing like this, Journey to the West is completely ruined!
  Guoo!
  Qing Yudao swallowed a long time, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "Lingshan Buddha, this is not so good, after all, Wuzhuang Temple is a place where Taoism is clean..."
"It is to take advantage of the reputation of being the same king in the world to hold this blind date meeting!" Li Mu smiled and looked at Qingfeng Mingyue and other three dogs, "not for Tang Sanzang, for the sake of your fellow students, the blind date meeting is also going on. It must be done. After all, they need love to regain their human form. In Wuzhuang Guan, they can only get the love of brothers and teachers, but the love between men and women is lacking and needs to be filled."
  Qingfengmingyue and other dogs’ eyes widened. They are smart people. I don’t understand that the key point in Li Xiaobai’s words lies in the love between men and women.
  But.
  There are so many handsome brothers in Wuzhuangguan, and what kind of fairy and monster can't open their eyes, will they meet the three dogs?
"Lingshan Buddha, do you want to wait until Master comes back to make an agreement? Master's tutorial is fast, even if there is a delay in Lingshan, I must be back in one or two days." Qing Yudao was sweating like a rain, and he couldn't imagine it. , Once a blind date meeting is held in Wuzhuang Guan, how would those gods in the Three Realms treat them? It's too shameful.
   "I don't need to bother Zhenyuan Daxian for such trivial things, I can call the shots." Li Mu smiled, "I have the grace of a living tree from Zhenyuan Daxian, presumably he won't mind me borrowing his dojo."
  Bah!
  Who gave your face?
  The tree was not fooled by your two-sided Lingshan Shadow Buddha?
  Also, saving the tree is also the master invited the Bodhisattva to save it, it has a relationship with you!
The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at Li Xiaobai angrily, clenching their fists one by one, daring not to speak.
  Tang Seng blushed with shame, watching his nose, his nose watching his heart, Lingshan Buddha became more shameless, and he was absolutely unable to say such a thing.
   "Lingshan Buddha, let's wait for Master to come back!" Qingyu insisted, "After all, the ginseng fruit tree has not been saved yet."
   "You can't believe in my character, or the medicine of the Bodhisattva?" Li Mu frowned, "Or you don't want your brother to recover?"
  Three dogs, six eyes at the same time looked at Daoist Qingyu.
  "..." Qing Yudao was speechless and embarrassed for a while, "Lingshan Buddha, don't embarrass the younger generation."
  "You may be able to comprehend my magical powers from the blind date meeting." Li Mu thought for a while.
   "Lingshan Buddha, the younger generation really can't be the master." Taoist Qing Yu insisted.
  噗!
  The voice has not fallen.
  He has transformed into a Scottish Shepherd.
  Everyone was in an uproar.
  Qing Yu Dao Master noticed the changes in his body, he glanced at: "You..."
  "The monks lack love, responsibility, knowledge of people, and ignorance of current affairs. They are hard to become a great weapon after all." Li Mu looked at him compassionately, and said, "You also need some experience to make a difference."
   "Devil, I'm fighting with you!" Qing Yu Daochang's eyes were red, and he was about to pounce on Li Mu.
   "If you think about it, I can turn you into a dog, and I can solidify you in this state forever." Li Mu faintly threatened, "It is currently the first form, and it can be recovered by love!"
   "..." The Scottish Shepherd stopped abruptly, the dog's eyes were tearful, and he moved towards Li Xiaobai's jaw, and said, "The disciple knows what's wrong."
   finished.
  He took the initiative to join the team of Qingfeng Mingyue.
   Then, Daochang Qingyu's mentality suddenly changed.
  From the perspective of people, we must consider the benefits of the five villages, but when from the perspective of dogs, maybe a blind date meeting is a good idea.
   "It's good to know what's wrong." Li Mu glanced at him, then looked at the next Taoist priest again, "Dare to ask Dao brother's name?"
   "Lingshan Buddha is polite, the name of the small path is Linghui." The newly selected Taoist priest was slender, and the moment Li Mu looked over, the whole person was stiff, and he squeezed an ugly smile.
  "Have you been the master?" Li Mu asked.
  Linghui Dao Master glanced at the senior brothers and second seniors who became dogs, wiped the sweat from his forehead, gritted his teeth and said: "Lingshan Buddha, but please order, the juniors have done the master."
"Okay, let's plan it out. How to set up this blind date meeting, how to write the invitation, who is suitable for sending it, and what reason should be used to invite them. Since we are going to do it, we must succeed in one fell swoop. , The first impression is the most important." Li Mu smiled and glanced at him, "I gave up halfway, it will be difficult to match up again."
"Lingshan Buddha can arrange it." Taoist Linghui wiped his sweat and said with a dry smile, "The juniors have practiced for thousands of years, but they don't know anything about love and love. I'm afraid they won't be able to help. Do miscellaneous tasks and run errands. "
  "So do the younger generation." Looking at the distracting Li Xiaobai, the remaining Wuzhuangguan disciples were bitter and uneven.
   "Look, this is where you are missing!" Li Mu sighed regretfully, and shook his head, "One person counts the shortcomings, and three counts the length. We should discuss these matters."
  Grab the class to seize power?
   That's it!
  Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai with a black line. The dreamer’s style is really domineering...
"There are too few female monsters on the westbound road, and I can't say that we must go to the heaven to find some female fairies to make up the number." Li Mu said, "So we have to plan the copywriting well, so that those who are obsessed with spiritual practice understand that love is the eternal truth. Row…"
  Heavenly Court, female fairy?
  The disciples of Wuzhuangguan looked at each other, and felt that the Lingshan Buddha was bold enough. Going to the heavenly court and inviting female fairies to come to participate in the blind date meeting would bring disaster to Wuzhuangguan!
"Xiao Bai, is it a bit too impulsive to go to the Heavenly Court to find a female fairy?" Lu Ren lowered his voice and reminded, "The Jade Emperor will not agree to it. It's inviting."
  The cost of dreaming failure is too great, in order to reap the greatest benefit.
  He had to consider the consequences of Li Xiaobai’s doing this. At the same time, Lingshan and Heavenly Court provoked were almost equal to the enemy of Heaven and Earth.
  And Yuandaxian, the ancestor of the earth immortal, was only forced to succumb, not their comrade-in-arms.
  At this moment, he almost thought that Li Xiaobai was going to give up his wish...
   "It's been recruited, what are you afraid of?" Li Mu snorted, "It's just to use this to make a name, and the road will be smoother in the future."
  Tao Bai Jinxing and Li Shan’s mother went to heaven one after another, but they didn’t get any feedback. Li Mu had to consider what the Jade Emperor thought was.
  Whether it is sitting on the mountain and watching tigers fight, or secretly thinking about him.
  It’s not a good thing for him!
   More than a dozen successful dreams have taught Li Mu that it is far more efficient to take the initiative to attack than to wait passively...
  The monsters are not enough, the gods come to gather together, and I want to gather a few true loves for the learning team, not to cast the net widely, to fish more, let them fall in love freely, it is too slow.
  Obviously, the focus of the task is to find objects for the study group.
  Whatever peaceful way to learn from the past, it is an additional clause.
  Once under the pressure of Buddhism and Heavenly Court, the sutra-learning group is equipped with suitable objects, then the remaining sutra-learning path is just a cutscene...
  Go to the and follow the steps!
  Go down step by step, and sooner or later, he will be found by the big guys like Tianting Lingshan to find his weakness.
  It’s the right way to hit everyone by surprise, complete the task at lightning speed, and slip away quickly.
  Li Mu already has the Baolian Lantern and Marvel, and his desire for the back garden is not so strong anymore.
  ...
  Lingshan.
  There is a female Yasha nestling next to the Tibetan mastiff turned into a black bear spirit, Qianqiansu's hand strokes its smooth black hair, and she confides in her ears with love, and loves to serve it with delicacies, eat and live with it...
  There are also rural dogs that the bhikkhunis cooperated with Venerable Kassapa, stepping in the forest valley;
  There are also female Yasha holding the Buddhist scriptures, and they are practicing together in the room with the German shepherd turned into a Bodhisattva~ Happy Zen, which is extremely provocative and joyful;
  There are even more bodhisattva-formed dogs, entering the Buddha kingdom at the foot of Lingshan, trying to find true love in the mortal world with the body of a dog, but in exchange for repeated difficulties...
  ...
  But after a few days.
  Tried various methods.
  People are still human, and dogs are still dogs.
"Master, Avalokitesvara, it is not the disciple who is unwilling, but the disciple can't have the meaning of admiration for the dog that the Bodhisattva turns into." Some bhikshuni found the Tathagata to complain, "There is and only the compassion that the Bodhisattvas have encountered. Heart, every time a disciple forces himself to like it, but at a critical moment, the disciple’s mind will always show the image of Venerable Kassapa..."
  "The disciple only knows his desires, but I don't know how to talk about love!" Xiuhuan~Xi Chan's Yasha was also frank, pursing his lower lip and said, "The disciple thought that if you want to meet Li Xiaobai's requirements, you need to forget the heart of meditation."
  ...
   reported the recent situation, and the bhikshuni and Yasha withdrew one after another.
  Li Xiaobai’s solution to becoming a dog was too unimaginable, and it would have caused a bigger scandal. The Tathagata’s idea was to resolve it internally.
  But after a few days, the effect is extremely poor.
  Let them say that it’s no problem to be compassionate, to save lives, to save suffering.
   But when it comes to true love, it completely touches that they are in the blind spot.
   Guanyin Bodhisattva once turned into a beautiful woman, walked the world, let mortals recite the scriptures, promised to marry herself, but on the wedding night, the incarnation bride suddenly died, leaving the allusion of pink skull.
  This allusion is also to enlighten the world, without any affection mixed in it.
  In the final analysis.
  They don’t understand love, of course, maybe they have, but they have been so high for a long time, and they have forgotten what true love is!
  "Venerable Guanyin, what do you think?" Tathagata worried, "Is the solution Li Xiaobai said true or false?"
"He walks the world preaching and preaching scriptures with love, and he probably won't give false solutions." Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed, "World Honored, the crux is on our side. If you are ruthless, you will become a dog, and if you are sentient, you need to enter the world completely and give up your Zen heart. Even if you find true love in the world, once you return to Buddhism, the next time you meet Li Xiaobai, you will still have to be recruited. If you go back and forth like this, my Buddhism is in danger."
  "According to the Bodhisattva, what should I do?" Tathagata asked.
  "Cut the grass and remove the roots." Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent for a moment, categorically saying, "If you keep breaking, you will suffer the chaos."
  At this time.
  A monk sent a message: "Blessed One, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan asked to see him outside, saying that he was asking about Lingshan Buddha..."