Vol 2 Chapter 1002: Public Enemy of the Three Realms

An invitation for a blind date meeting, the sky and the earth became a mess, and the name of the little-known Lingshan Buddha spread throughout the Three Realms in just a few days.
Wuzhuang Temple was a bit deserted. After the disciples who distributed the invitations went out, only the learning team and a few dogs were left.
With the exposure of the Lingshan Buddha's big blind date plan, the atmosphere of the learning team was obviously a little nervous, so that Tang Seng and others couldn't even enter the romance movie.
The few Wuzhuangguan disciples who became dogs did not expect that Li Xiaobai would know the three realms of the blind date meeting and get together, you look at me, I look at you, panicked and at a loss.
They didn't know how to confess to the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, but they also hoped that Li Xiaobai would provoke the Three Realms somehow, and finally get the punishment he deserved, out of their ill feelings.
Throughout the ages.
From Xing Tian to Qitian Great Sage, there has not been a precedent for a single person to fight against the Three Realms.
Li Xiaobai is likely to be cold.
But deep down, a few dogs also faintly look forward to the success of the blind date meeting.
after all.
Lingshan Buddha said that love can lift the curse on them, but in the Wuzhuang view, it is not easy to find the love of the opposite sex?
The blind date meeting may be their only chance.
but.
How to make fairies or goblins fall in love with a dog, they have no confidence at all.
After becoming a dog, they can't even pinch the tactics and recite the spell. It is a dog with empty magic power and talking. It is like asking Li Xiaobai how to let a heterosexual love him, and he can't find the courage...
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"Lingshan Buddha, isn't the blind date meeting a bit too big?" Zhu Bajie leaned in front of Li Mu, and said in a nonchalant manner, "You find some female elves, and that's all for mortal princesses. Why did you send the invitation to the sky? At first, the old pig was only drunk and molested Fairy Chang'e, and he was shot down by the Jade Emperor. You made such a big movement, which is equivalent to disrupting the order of the Three Realms, and the Jade Emperor can’t spare you.

"The second brother is right." Drifting said dullly, seeing Li Xiaobai's powerful means of suppressing Yuan Daxian, he made up his mind to take refuge in it.
Turning his head, Li Xiaobai stabbed the disaster to the sky again, and the Drifter suddenly felt that the future that had just brightened was bleak.
Step by step is wrong, step by step is wrong.
If I knew this before, I might as well be cruel and return to Shahe to be a dog!
The same goes for Xiao Bailong. He burned a pearl and was sentenced to death. Now Li Xiaobai has been intimidated by Li Xiaobai to become a public enemy of the Three Realms. He can't imagine what fate is waiting for him or the Xihai Dragon Clan!
"Blame me?" Li Mu smiled and looked at several people, not caring.
Zhu Bajie's gaze drifted, and he did not dare to look at Li Mu: "Lingshan Buddha, the disaster you have caused is worse than that caused by Bi Mawen. The old pig wants to live a few more years, so it is better for us to get together and get away. , Just part ways!"
"Are you going?" Li Mu raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhu Bajie. In addition to Tang Monk, Drifting Monk and Xiao Bailong were also waiting for his answer.
It looks like.
As long as he agrees to Zhu Bajie's departure, they don't plan to stay in the group.
Go all the way west, find someone to have a relationship, and it's acceptable.
After all, Buddhism hasn't expressed too violently at the moment, but now Li Xiaobai not only provokes Buddhism, but also provokes the heavens, and continues to work with him, it is almost as if his head was kicked by a donkey.
"Lingshan Buddha, please give me a chance." Zhu Bajie said.
Break up?
Lu Ren looked at a few people in surprise. He also felt that Li Xiaobai was a little rash in spreading the blind date meeting to the heaven, but he didn't expect it to break up to the point of breaking up.
He looked at Li Xiaobai and saw that he was ready to solve the matter, and the study group fell apart, which was equivalent to directly declaring that his mission had failed.
"Weneng, you have seen my magical powers. Follow me and you will be able to reach the pinnacle of life one day. I am very optimistic about you." Li Mu frowned slightly and persuaded.
He knew the reason for all of this. The time spent with the scripture study group was too short, and in this task, he did not show the ability to suppress the world.
It's normal for a few unprepared guys to be frightened out of such a big deal. Not everyone has the mentality and character of Monkey King fighting heaven and earth.
"Maybe you won't live forever." Zhu Bajie pointed to the sky and said, "Lingshan Buddha, old pig is sure, the next step is not the fairy beauty, but the army of heaven. The old pig is not Bi Ma Wen, and there is no rebellion. Courage, I don’t have that ability..."
"I have." Li Mu interrupted him.
"..." Zhu Bajie stagnated, "Can you still fight the entire heavenly court alone?"
"I can influence them with love." Li Mu said, "I know Hougou. When sending invitations to the heavenly court, I don't think the fairies of the heavenly court will take the initiative to cooperate. After all, the gods in the heavenly court are dedicated to cultivating the Tao and don't know love at all. The beauty of this. From the very beginning, I made a plan to welcome the heavenly soldiers. This time, as long as I influence the heavenly soldiers who came to crusade with love, whether it is the Jade Emperor or the Buddha, I will understand the meaning of holding a blind date meeting. of."
Probation?
Zhu Bajie and Drifting looked at Li Xiaobai as if they were looking at an arrogant fool.
"Lao Zhu, Lao Sha, I testify with love. The world must see my magic power and supernatural powers so that they can know the greatness of love. The blind date meeting is an opportunity for you, and it is also my first show in the Three Realms. "Li Mu smiled, "You only saw my little troubles, so you don't worry about it being normal to me. Then, I allow you to leave, you can take refuge in Heavenly Court, Lingshan, or two steps to help and watch. But after this battle, I still want you to come back to the team. After all, I am quite optimistic about you, and I can't bear to watch you easily waste your future."
"Can you leave?" Zhu Bajie's breathing suddenly accelerated a lot.
"Of course." Li Mu smiled and nodded, "but there is only one chance. Before the blind date starts, if you don't come back, you will never come back. No matter how optimistic about you, my tolerance is limited. I hope you can do it yourself."
Lingshan Buddha easily agreed to leave. Zhu Bajie and others were delighted, but Li Xiaobai's confident smile and talk made them hesitate.
However, after all, the fear of Heavenly Court overcame their confidence in Li Xiaobai. Zhu Bajie sighed and looked at Gao Cuilan: "Cuilan, will you go with me?"
"I won't go, I believe in the master." Gao Cuilan looked at Zhu Bajie contemptuously and mocked, "Before, I thought Marshal Tianpeng was a very responsible god, but I didn't think it was a coward."
"You don't know how deep the water in the Three Realms is." Zhu Bajie snorted, and said in a deep voice, "Lingshan Buddha, let's not pass it this way!"
"Go well." Li Mu waved to him, "Sha Wujing, Ao Lie, you can also go."
The sand monk and Xiao Bailong looked at each other, and at the same time offered a salute to Li Mushen, and said unequivocally: "Thank you Lingshan Buddha for the grace of these days. If there is a chance, we will repay it."
"Needless to say, resolute. We'll meet again soon. It's time to go out and relax." Li Mu sighed with a smile, "After all, you don't understand how great the power of love is, more powerful than that of heaven. The water is much deeper."
Zhu Bajie and the three saluted Li Mu again, and then, in the stunned eyes of a few dogs in Wuzhuangguan, they rose into the sky and left Wuzhuangguan resolutely.
Watching them disappear, Li Mu turned around and asked Tang Seng: "San Zang, what do you think?"
"I believe in Lingshan Buddha." Tang Seng folded his hands together and his eyes were firm.
"You won't regret it." Li Mu smiled and glanced at Tang Seng, "In the future, Lingshan will have you a seat of Buddha. Go, go back to your room and watch a movie with your sister Cuilan, or take a rest, relax your mind. I know you are also nervous, everything will pass quickly."
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"Xiao Bai, did you really let Zhu Ba Jie go?" Lu Ren asked.
"Didn't you see them all!" Li Mubai gave him a glance.
"But, the learning team is gone!" Lu Ren said anxiously, "What should Tianting really send someone to attack us?"
"Probate them." Li Mu said quietly.
"You don't want to turn all 100,000 heavenly soldiers into dogs, do you?" Lu Ren thought of a possibility.
"If they don't know what's good or bad, they will turn them into dogs." Li Mu glanced at him sideways and said, "Without a name, how many people behind you can count us, I have to break out the name."
"What if you confiscate it and fight?" Lu Ren asked.
"The mission failed, it's a hundred." Li Mu said with a smile.
"..." Lu Ren widened his eyes, "Li Xiaobai, you can't do this."
"What's wrong with me? This is an impossible task. I won't be cruel and treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Your dream is really hopeless." Li Mu looked up at the sky with a sigh. "So, you better pray that this battle won't be fought!"
"What's the use of my prayers!" Lu Ren turned pale and muttered, "I knew that peace was so difficult to achieve, so I wished to be a superman."
"..." Li Mu shook his head and smiled, and patted his shoulder. "The dream that I can help clients realize is not 800 or 1,000. The success rate is 100%, so I won't miss you."
At this time.
Qi Mo Youzhu trembled, Li Mu connected, and the image of Monkey King suddenly popped out: "Junior Brother, what the are you doing, what's the matter with the blind date?"
Li Mu swept to the dogs who had been paying attention to the situation here, teleported away from their sight, blindfolded in the backyard of Wuzhuangguan, and said: "Of course it is to give the brother a breath of evil, but also to force the brother. , Otherwise, the brother has been running away, how long will he escape?"
"Naughty." Monkey King scratched his head and scratched his cheeks. "Junior brother, do you know how big a disaster you have caused? At first, when Lao Sun made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick. Many monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguo Mountain were killed. The misfortune is in the sky and the Patriarch is not there. If you lose your life because of this, how will my grandson face the Patriarch in the future?"
"Brother, since I dared to do this, I have the confidence to deal with it." Li Mu said, "Brother, where are you, why don't you hurry back to watch the fun! It will also let you really understand how powerful the patriarch's newly created supernatural powers are," said Li Mu. Maybe it can give you some inspiration. Afterwards, hold a blind date meeting so that you can find a good match for your brother. I hope that the brother will find it by himself. I am afraid that it will not be found."
"You don't say I have to go back." Monkey King looked at Li Mu with a hatred of iron and steel, "The disaster you have caused is the disaster of my old Sun. You can't let you bear it alone. I heard that the Jade Emperor has sent Li Jinghe. The third prince took Jiu Yaoxing to fight against you..."
"Is Li Jing again?" Li Mu was stunned.
"He is the Marshal of the Celestial Soldiers and Horses. Who else could he be if he didn't go on an expedition?" Sun Wukong said, "Lao Sun also suffered from his losses in the first place. As long as the Erlang God does not join the army, you and my brothers are not afraid of him. Old man. Sun is worried about the Tathagata taking advantage of the fire to rob..."
"Brother, Patriarch said, you have never understood the great path of love, and you are not allowed to take action." Li Mu interrupted him, "Junior brother asked you to come back, just to let you watch the excitement. If you break the precept, it will be wasted. I worked hard."
"..." Monkey King paused, "Are you serious?"
"It really can't be true again." Li Mu nodded affirmatively and smiled, "My ancestor taught me the magical powers, and I have already transcended the Three Realms. Brother, please do."
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"Li Xiaobai, you and I have no grievances, why do you ruin my view of Wuzhuang?" Zhenyuan Daxian held an invitation card in his hand, his face turned pale, his eyes red, and he shouted hysterically at Li Mu.
Standing on the lotus platform, Guanyin Bodhisattva still has an expression of compassion and compassion.
but.
There was a hint of smile in the corner of her eyes.
If you don't do it, you won't die.
The magical powers that Li Xiaobai mastered restrained Buddhism, and it was too costly to be an enemy.
Lingshan wanted to surrender Li Xiaobai, but he was afraid of annoying him and forced him to heaven.
In that way, the excellent situation that Buddhism has been operating for thousands of years has been completely suppressed, so it has always been concealed from him.
Unexpectedly, during an inexplicable blind date meeting, Li Xiaobai took the initiative to pass the knife into the hands of the Jade Emperor, and forced himself into a lonely family.
I don’t know if he is stupid or arrogant, but the bad situation in Buddhism suddenly turned into a positive...
"Brother Zhenyuan calmed down." Li Mu apologized to Daxian Zhenyuan with a smile, "It's a bit inappropriate that the blind date meeting didn't notify the brother, but this blind date meeting was also my temporary intention. I just borrowed the senior brother's dojo. At that time, the younger brother thought that Brother Zhenyuan Dao had a broad mind, so he shouldn't mind."
He looked at the dogs behind Zhen Yuanzi and said with a smile, "Furthermore, the blind date meeting is also helpful to Dao brother's disciples. It can find beautiful people and help them regain their shape."
"If you do this, how should people in the Three Realms think of my Wuzhuang Temple in the future?" Zhenyuan Daxian trembled, "No matter how broad my heart is, I can't..."
"After this incident, Wuzhuang Guanhui has become a holy place among the three realms, and its reputation is not weaker than that of Lingshan." Li Mu interrupted Zhenyuan Daxian, a serious way, "Brother Dao will also get my lifelong friendship, this friendship It's so precious, how many people can't ask for it!"
Go crazy!
You are almost becoming a public enemy of the Three Realms. What do I want your friendship to do?
Zhenyuan Great Immortal choked, pointing at Li Xiaobai, unable to say a word, he was going crazy, if it weren't for the fear of hanging objects on the spot, he would have slapped the Lingshan Buddha to death on the spot.
Aside.
Lu Ren's face was flushed with embarrassment. How thick is this to say such a thing!
"Brother Dao, this is not the time to talk about this. Since the Bodhisattva has been invited by you, it is important to save the tree first. The prizes I set for success in holding hands are ginseng fruit. It is not good to fail. Besides, the ginseng fruit tree fell down. It also damages the image of the Wuzhuang Temple." Li Mu said, looking at the Guanyin Bodhisattva, smiling and saying, "You Lao Bodhisattva shot!"