Vol 2 Chapter 1003: The Ignored Lingshan Buddha

  At this point, it is impossible to stop it.
   Zhenyuan Daxian gave a cold snort, and was too lazy to pay attention to Li Xiaobai. He threw down his sleeves with a black face, and took the Guanyin Bodhisattva to the medical tree.
  Broken reputation has nothing to do with him, there is always a way to recover it.
  Li Xiaobai provokes Tianting Lingshan while not knowing that the sky is high and thick. When he is unlucky, the ginseng fruit tree is his own and must be cured first.
  As for the blind date meeting of Rao Shizi?
  Wait until Li Xiaobai is dead, how can there be any blind date meeting!
  When the time comes, all the fairies who were deceived by him will all deduct the labor to serve as the five villages.
  The ancestor of the dignified immortal, can't suppress Li Xiaobai, and can't suppress a few fairies?
  ...
  Li Mu led Lu Ren to watch the excitement.
  The scenes in the TV series have moved to the front, and the methods of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva made Lu Ren watch with gusto.
  The well-informed Li Mu has long been immune to these things, and he is bored and lazy to complain.
  Except for Sun Dasheng, no one speaks loyalty.
  Tao Bai Jinxing did not even have the process of Zhao'an, and looked down upon him too much.
  There is also the old mother Li Shan. He was very easy-going at the time. Even Qi Mo Youzhu was sent away. The Jade Emperor sent troops without saying a word...
  The people traveling to the west are too unfriendly!
  He deserves to be baptized by love.
  ...
   Guanyin Bodhisattva chanted the mantra to make Zhenyuan Daxian straighten the ginseng fruit tree he pushed, and the willow branches were dipped in the bottle of nectar and sprinkled on the tree.
  A moment.
  The ginseng fruit tree came back to life again, with lush greenery, more than 20 fruits hidden in the leaves, like a newborn baby, shining brightly.
Luren looked at the ginseng fruit between the branches and couldn't help swallowing.
   Zhenyuan Daxian heard the movement, turned his head and glared at him, and bowed his hand to bow to the Bodhisattva: "Thank you Bodhisattva for the grace of living trees."
  "You are polite, sir." Guanyin Bodhisattva replied, "It's the matter now, and the poor monks won't bother much, so I will return to Lingshan."
  The Tathagata gave her an order to hold Li Xiaobai in the Wuzhuang Temple, but Li Xiaobai had a blind date meeting, and it didn’t make much sense for her to stay here.
  It is better to return to Lingshan earlier, discuss with Tathagata, get rid of Li Xiaobai through the blind date meeting, and put everything back on track as much as possible.
   "There are so many things in the five villages, I will not insist on staying with the Bodhisattva, and the love of the living tree will be grateful in the future." Zhenyuan Daxian also understood the intention of the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and ignored the lively Li Xiaobai next to him, holding a fist to see off the guests.
  Li Xiaobai smiled and looked at the two of them, and asked, "Will the Bodhisattva stay to watch the fun?"
   "You don't have to watch the excitement, Lingshan Buddha, but I still remember my gambling agreement, don't use swords and soldiers, if you breach the contract, but you have to enter Lingshan and wait for dispatch." Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Li Mu and didn't forget to put him in the army.
"Naturally remember." Li Mu smiled indifferently, and said, "Bodhisattva, Buddhism in the world is a family. This blind date meeting will be when the Lingshan Buddha is famous, and the Bodhisattva will also tell the Buddha to warn those who are about to be moved by the Buddhism. Just watch the excitement. Okay, don’t do it too much. You won’t be stunned, and everyone will be unsightly, and it won’t end up in the end."
   "If you arrange it freely, the Lingshan Buddha will take care of yourself." Guanyin Bodhisattva confronted him, nodded to Zhenyuan Daxian again, and drove away to the west.
   "Brother Dao." Li Mu turned to Zhenyuan Daxian again, "Ginseng fruit..."
  "Lingshan Buddha, please come back!" Zhenyuan Daxian said coldly, "Pan Dao must practice in seclusion under the ginseng fruit tree. Outsiders should not be present."
   talking.
  He sat cross-legged under the tree.
   "Then Xiaobai won't bother you." Li Mu smiled and clasped his fists, doing all the politeness, "Old road, let's go."
  Lu Ren looked up at the ginseng fruit on the branch, and looked at the Zhenyuan Daxian under the tree, speechless for a while.
  People hate and hate dogs!
  A good crossing, how come you get to this point?
  ...
  The Monkey King came back that day.
  Chain gold armor, phoenix wings purple gold crown, lotus silk step cloud shoes...
  He was dressed in the outfit of the Monkey King at the beginning of the Heavenly Palace, and he was so majestic, even if Li Xiaobai said he could handle everything, Brother Monkey was still ready to fight.
  Learning that Zhu Bajie and the others were flying in a catastrophe, Sun Wukong was annoyed for a while, and he even scolded several improper rafters, screaming to fly out and kill the traitors immediately, but was stopped by Li Mu.
  "Brother, what are you doing to stop me?" Sun Wukong was impatient, and even forgot to cover up, "Old Sun hates those who defect most in his life.
  Junior brother?
  Tang Seng looked over in confusion: "Wukong, why are you called Lingshan Buddhism brother?"
   "What is it to do with you?" Sun Wukong knew that he had failed, and stared at Tang Seng annoyedly. "Old Sun and Xiao Bai share a master, why can't he be called a junior?"
   "..." Monk Tang frowned and looked at Li Mu, "Lingshan Buddha?"
   "Brother Monkey." Li Mu had a headache, and for a while, he couldn't think of any suitable reasons to explain.
"Senior Brother." Sun Wukong said, "Senior Brother, it's this moment of crisis. Whatever you care about, the old grandson has said long ago, take out a stick and kill him upside down. You can do some tricks and tricks. Forget it, count yourself out of the circle, unhappy for no reason."
  "..." Li Mu was speechless.
Tang Seng looked at Monkey King, then looked at Li Xiaobai, folded his hands together, and sighed: "Lingshan Buddha, at first, the poor monk was just a little puzzled, but later, I saw more of what the Lingshan Buddha did and went against the Buddhist scriptures, poor monk. I slowly figured it out. The Western Regions in the film do not exist, and you are not Lingshan becoming a Buddha, and the person in Guanyin Temple is not a Lingshan shadow Buddha, right!"
  Gao Cuilan's eyes widened, she looked at the person in front of her in disbelief, a little at a loss.
  Film or something, it can't stand scrutiny, and it is reasonable to be demolished. Li Mu was ready for a long time. He smiled and asked: "Since you can see it, why do you still follow me to mess around?"
what can I do?
  The truth is in your hands.
  Everyone who resists you has become a dog, and even the Bodhisattva can’t help you. Why do you say I followed you?
Tang Seng Youyou glanced at Li Mu, was silent for a moment, and said: "Because the poor monk wants to find a piece of truth, there are too many Flyying dogs in the Three Realms, and Buddhism disappoints the poor monks. Therefore, the poor monks want to follow the Lingshan Buddha all the way. Walk to the foot of Lingshan and witness with your own eyes what this world is like? Perhaps this is the way for a poor monk to become a Buddha."
  Lu Ren looked at Tang Seng who was standing upright, and suddenly regretted the absurd wish he had made.
  Perhaps becoming the Tantan Gongde Buddha, is the best home for Tang Seng.
  He sighed. It turned out that the laughter and laughter along the way were all illusions.
"You monk, old Sun admires you a little bit now." Monkey King looked up and down Tang Seng and smiled, "You are right, the guys on Lingshan are full of calculations. You are right not to be with them. , I want Lao Sun to say, don't cultivate any Buddha. Lao Sun will find you the method of cultivation, wouldn't it be nice to be a fairy in the world?"
  Tang Seng smiled and shook his head at Monkey King.
  Good eloquence, good performance!
  It’s worth watching so many movies along the way!
  Li Mu instinctively didn't believe anyone, even if Tang Seng said sincerely, he must leave a seven-point suspicion. Master Yuanmeng is walking a tightrope, trusting others easily, and he doesn't know how to die!
  Li Mu smiled and asked: "Do you regret it?"
   "No regrets." Tang Seng said frankly, "The poor monk can see clearly along the way. If the robbers blocking the road are not subdued by you, the poor monks will have to suffer some hardships, and they will be under the watchful eyes of God Ding Jia..."
He looked back at Gao Cuilan, "In Gao Laozhuang, you will not save Miss Gao. She is afraid that she will be lonely in the gossip. No one will care about her fate as a weak woman. Only you have seen and taught her. She was independent and autonomous, and she lived as a real person."
   "Master." Gao Cuilan choked and looked at Li Mu, teardrops falling silently.
Tang Seng smiled and continued: "Lingshan Buddha, no matter if you are against the Buddhism as much as possible, or for other purposes. What the poor monk sees in you is the good side. In your eyes, the gods , Bodhisattvas, monsters, and even mortals are all equal. Compared with the Bodhisattva and Buddha, who arranged the monsters to block the way in order to learn from the scriptures, and let them eat people, you are indeed universal, so poor monks do not regret it."
Have it?
  Lu Ren scratched his head, there is so much deep meaning behind the prank of the dream master?
"It's fine if you understand." Li Mu gave Tang Seng an admiring look, as if he was talking about himself, "Don't call me Lingshan Buddha in the future. Just call me Xiaobai, let's join hands, no matter what How difficult it is to sort out this dark world cleanly."
  "Goodness, goodness." Tang Seng folded his hands together, looked at Li Xiaobai, and asked tentatively, "Xiaobai, since everything is clear, does the poor monk still use marriage to find love?"
  Wait for me here!
Li Mu shook his head and said with a serious face: "San Zang, this is a level that no one can hide. If you don't fall in love, your life will never be perfect, and you won't learn my magic power based on love. , I want to make my own voice in this world, how can I not be strong? Every step I take has a deep meaning. It is correct to run hard according to the direction I have specified for you. I will not harm you..."
  ...
  The mountains and rain are coming and the wind is full of buildings.
  The next two days.
  The view of Wuzhuang is very peaceful, Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiezhe and other little gods who are usually responsible for delivering meals do not appear.
   Zhenyuan Great Immortal really kept his tree alive. For fear of losing his fruit, a few dogs naturally guarded him, and he dared not run to Li Mu's side to watch the movie.
   None of the disciples sent out to give invitations came back. Of course, the goddesses and monsters that were invited did not appear.
  Most of the gods and monsters did not take Lingshan Buddha seriously.
  People who know the inside story are mostly on the sidelines.
  The busiest person is Monkey King, who is up to the sky and into the earth with somersaults on the clouds, looking around for the situation. After all, Brother Monkey is not at ease about his junior's skills.
  But when he explored, Monkey King’s heart became more and more sad.
  Heaven and earth, no one is optimistic about Li Xiaobai, watching his jokes happily, and no one is willing to intercede in front of the Jade Emperor.
  The affection he communicated with when he was the Monkey King, did not come in handy at all.
  Have the heart to persuade Li Xiaobai to avoid the edge, but Li Mu stubbornly wants to make a name for himself in this war, and Monkey King is not good at being rough with him, and there is no way for him.
  ...
   Seven days later.
  Yellow smoke billows, purple mist billows.
   Layers of dark clouds pressed over the Wuzhuang Temple, banners spread, thunder bursts, swords, spears, swords and halberds, densely covered, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and heaven would be looming in the clouds.
  Eighteen nets from heaven and earth surrounded Wuzhuang Temple.
   "It's here after all." Monkey King sighed, took out the golden hoop from his ear, and shook it in the wind, turning it into a length of three feet, holding it in his hand, and protecting Li Mu.
  The one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers seen on TV were completely different from the personal experience. Lu Ren turned his face pale in fright, looked up at the sky, trembling, unable to say a word.
  In front of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, he turned out to be so small.
  Gao Cuilan was standing beside Lu Ren, shivering with fright, but she did not collapse on the ground after plucking up her courage.
Tang Seng’s performance was slightly better than that of the two of them. After all, he still had the identity of a golden cicada, and he was not afraid of what the heavenly soldiers would do with him. Nevertheless, he also sat cross-legged on the ground, reciting the Heart Sutra. , In order to keep yourself calm.
  Under the ginseng fruit tree.
  The dog turned into Qingfeng Mingyue looked up at the sky: "Master, the heavenly soldiers are here."
  "Do your own evil, don't live." Zhenyuan Daxian raised his eyelids slightly, "Just stay by my side and protect the ginseng fruit tree. Don't pay attention to other things."
  ...
  Familiar taste, familiar Li Tianwang.
  Li Mu looked up at the sky, his adrenaline soared, and his heartbeat speeded up a bit.
  This is the big scene he is good at!
  It’s too much trouble to go forward step by step.
  Fix this wave of heavenly soldiers and generals, erect the name of the Lingshan Buddha, and do the task with one mind in the rest of the time, no longer have to worry about the bright guns and the arrows behind.
Jiuyao Xing came out more and more: "Li Xiaobai, I am waiting for Jiuyao Xingjun. You deceived the crowd, and harassed the female fairy of the upper realm through the famous blind date meeting. Today, by the order of the Emperor of Heaven, I am here to get you. In front of the Jade Emperor, you can still make a gentle move."
"Huh! The defeated general." Monkey King snorted disdainfully, waved the golden cudgel, and his fighting spirit was boiling. "Junior brother, you are here to let my old grandson go to meet them first. I haven't seen him for five hundred years. Wait for Mao. God is afraid that he has forgotten the prestige of Lao Sun."
"Brother, don't forget the master's explanation, and it will not be too late for you to do it after I defeat you." Li Mu hurriedly grabbed Monkey King, "Fighting, killing and killing is after all a trail, hitting it up is nothing more than repeating the scene five hundred years ago. , Do you still want to be crushed for another five hundred years? Today, your task is to scavenge the formation and observe the magical powers. Junior brother will show you what is the avenue of love."
   finished.
  Li Mu stepped on the cloud head, flew directly into the sky, and came to Jiu Yao Xingjun: "Xingjun, don't come here without any problems."
"It turned out to be a Little Mao God!" The leader was Sun Yaoxingjun Chong Yingbiao. He scanned Li Xiaobai up and down, and he saw through his cultivation level at a glance, smiled contemptuously, waved his hand, "Tied up. "
  The voice fell off.
  The two teams of heavenly soldiers had already rushed out from behind him, rushing towards Li Mu with their weapons.
  ...
Uh!
   was ignored!
  Li Mu has a black line.
  The Jade Emperor sent troops to fight against him, but he didn't even mention his record? Or did you not take him seriously?
  It’s not good to have no fame, and you don’t even have the power to speak.
   Come up for Monkey King, Jiu Yao Xingjun dare to send two teams of soldiers out!
  Li Mu frowned slightly, as far as his eyes were, the helmet and flying armor fell, and the weapon fell from his hand and fell into the clouds.
  In the incredible eyes of Jiu Yao Xingjun, the running heavenly soldiers turned into all kinds of dogs without warning...