Vol 2 Chapter 1016: The world is not chaotic enough

Most fairy gods are familiar with the art of change. To some extent, becoming a dog is not unacceptable.
No one believes that Li Xiaobai's art of turning a dog is only a solution to the kiss of true love. It sounds incredible, and there is no logic at all, and it does not conform to the basic logic of the spell.
They are more willing to believe that becoming a dog is a kind of imprisonment, and if they understand the truth, they can be easily relieved.
Relatively speaking, under a large number of people, being forced to perform a variety of unsightly shows makes them unacceptable.
That means that they lose their reputation, lose face, cannot eliminate the influence, and will become a laughingstock among their colleagues for a long time, and no one cares if they are controlled by others...
but.
It would be terrible if the art of changing a dog could change the mortal law like a golden body.
Heavenly gods who have few temples in the mortal world, enjoy incense offerings.
The golden body in the temple has become a dog. What would the believers think that the immortal gods they worship can't even protect themselves? Or the fairy is a dog!
Who would want to worship a dog?
Fa like a dog, the result is the collapse of faith, and it is too difficult to restore it.
prior to.
The King Chiguo, who was forced to sing and dance, reacted and couldn’t help but rejoice in his heart that he still has the value of being chosen to dance by Li Xiaobai...
The gods of Leibu froze on the spot stupidly, as if they were struck by lightning.
They have been turned into dogs, that is to say, the Law Bodies of the Three Realms have changed.
How high should Li Xiaobai's mana be?
Your mana is so high, let's not hurt our nerves and bones with a few blows of thunder!
It’s great to talk to everyone.
As for turning everyone into dogs as soon as they come up?
Show your awesomeness early, who will fight with you?
Surrender simply and neatly, but also personally...
However, at this time, whether it was a dog or a human, they all dispelled the desire to continue fighting with Li Mu.
Already knew that the man was so powerful, and he bit his head and rushed upwards and was kicked in the head by a donkey?
…
Looking at Li Xiaobai, he was getting closer and closer to the Lingxiao Hall.
The silky stalk turned into by Taibai Venus looked at the people below in a daze, and shook his head helplessly: "Heavenly Kings, you stars, don’t be stunned. When Li Xiaobai enters the High Heaven Hall and fights with the Jade Emperor, we won’t have it. Chance."
"What opportunity?" The Heavenly King Chiguo asked blankly, his mind was a mess, and he didn't know whether to advance or retreat!
"A chance to live." Silky Terrier hates that iron can't become steel, "have you not seen it yet? The heavens of the Three Realms are about to change!"
Finished.
Without waiting for everyone's reaction, Taibai Jinxing took the lead and chased Li Xiaobai.
The three heavenly kings, twenty-eight constellations, the gods of Leibu, and the star officials, all shook together, exchanged their eyes, and followed.
In a short while.
There are only two celestial masters Xu Xun and Ge Hong left in the sky, shook their heads in the sky and danced tenderly, feeling cute...
…
Use a few MVs to control the guarding Tianjiang outside the High Heaven Palace.
Li Mu broke into the High Heaven Hall.
In the hall.
The Jade Emperor who had recovered from his death in the society, his face suddenly changed when he saw Li Xiaobai: "You..."
"It's me!" Looking at the half-empty Lingxiao Hall, Li Mu smiled slightly, and turned a deity next to him into a dog. "Who moves, who is a dog!"
The Jade Emperor was stunned.
The gods were in an uproar.
Seeing that Li Mu was so arrogant, an unknown said angrily: "Bold."
Li Mu looked at him.
Then, there was a Labrador shaking his head in the Lingxiao Palace.
The simple and neat method immediately stunned the people in the hall who were ready to move.
The immortal official who had just become a dog realized that he couldn't change back, and was annoyed, he jumped up and rushed towards Li Mu.
The music started.
The Labrador stood up, beside him, the fairy officials formed a band, pulling, playing, or knocking...
Labrador was wearing a skirt, standing in the C position, attracting the eyes of everyone present, and sang: "My grandson, my grandson, live in Huaguoshan, oops, find the baby wishful golden hoop. Go go, go go go go, go go go go, go go go, go go, go go, go yyo, go to the golden cock..."
"The Golden Cudgel?" Lu Ren widened his eyes and looked at the narcissistic Labrador incredibly. With a dry tongue, he turned to look at Li Mu, as if asking, what the was going on?
What a serious occasion!
We've all rushed to the High Heaven Hall, can't we be more professional?
Li Mu's eyelids twitched, avoiding Lu Ren's gaze.
He didn't expect it either!
What he was thinking of was the "Wukong" for the occasion.
To break the sky, wantonly, at least magnificent...
The ghost knew that "Wukong" hadn't come out, but summoned "Golden Cudgel" out.
Listening to the voice that seemed to tremble with teeth, "Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...", Li Mu was also sore.
Too ruined!
"Xiao Bai." Sun Wukong didn't react at first. When he did, his eyes blinked and tremblingly asked, "Is the outside world singing the golden cudgel of my grandson like this?"
From knowing that Bodhi Patriarch was outside the world, Monkey King knew that Li Xiaobai’s songs came from the outside world.
But this golden cudgel really made him a little fidgety, even Chuanyin had forgotten.
"Brother Monkey, this is an accident." Li Mu pondered for a moment and said.
"Old Sun, can you kill it?" Monkey King looked at the Labrador and gritted his teeth.
"What do you mean?" Li Mubai glanced at Monkey King.
"..." Monkey King was stunned, feeling that the golden cudgel in his ears were hot, and he looked frustrated, "If this song is spread out, Lao Sun's golden cudgel is afraid that he won't be able to take it anymore."
"Brother Monkey, this is not a bad thing." Looking at the sudden death of Monkey King, Li Mu pretended to be profound, "The Patriarch's advice is to quit fighting and killing, not using sticks, just so you can use all your thoughts to understand. Patriarch’s magical powers. Look at me, when did you use a weapon?"
Already face to face with the Jade Emperor, Li Mu didn't bother to cover it up with sound transmission.
There are so many great powers in the hall, and the sound transmission can't hide from this group of people, and sneaking down, it is better to show everything frankly.
Monkey King asked incredulously: "Xiao Bai, is this also the arrangement of the Patriarch?"
"En!" Li Mu said, no matter what the accident is not unexpected, as long as he can lean on the task, he will lean over.
Sun Wukong fell into silence, unable to tell whether what he was saying was true or false. It was revealed from Li Xiaobai that it was a supernatural power to destroy the sky and he could not see through his junior brother.
cough!
The Jade Emperor coughed, interrupting the unscrupulous conversation between the two.
Let them go on, do you want the face of the Lord of the Three Realms any more?
One used to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the other is now making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. The two fellows of His Highness are really an eyesore!
But he didn't dare to act rashly.
He sent out nearly half of the generals in Heavenly Court.
And those famous immortals failed to even delay Li Xiaobai's footsteps...
Moreover, when Li Xiaobai entered the hall, he was not sure to deal with the two-handed supernatural powers that he revealed.
Just like the kindness that was inexplicably made before.
He didn't even know how he got the trick. In case he sang a song like "The Golden Cudgel" in front of the officials, or he changed into a dog at all, he might as well stop himself first!
How could the dignified Lord of the Three Realms be reduced to this point.
"Lingshan Buddha has seen the Jade Emperor." Shocking the gods in the Lingxiao Hall, Li Mu bowed to the Jade Emperor with a fist, and had done enough etiquette first.
"Free gift." The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and he glanced at the fairy official who was still "cocking, clucking, clucking", feeling extremely ironic.
At this point, it doesn't make any sense to use force again. He wants to see what Li Xiaobai wants to do?
"Your Majesty, there have been all kinds of misunderstandings in the past. When things have reached this point, I won't say who is right and who is wrong. How about turning the story?" Li Mu smiled at the Jade Emperor and said in a slow voice.
"..." The Jade Emperor's complexion sank, and he subconsciously wanted to reprimand Li Mu for becoming the co-lord of the Three Realms. Has he ever received such coercion?
Even if it is Sanqing, you must respect him as your majesty.
Now that a lawless madman speaks to him in an almost commanding tone, how can he stand it!
Just at this time.
There was a commotion outside the hall.
The silky stalks turned into by Taibai Venus broke in first, followed by the king of the kingdom, the twenty-eight stars and other stars, as well as a large group of dogs of all kinds.
Suddenly a group of dogs appeared in the Lingxiao Hall, and the Jade Emperor was stunned. It was better to see it than to hear it. So many dogs looked really shocked.
He knew that those were his courtiers, but he couldn't tell which was which?
Half courtier and half dog.
Good heaven became this look in a blink of an eye?
Is it just because he sent Li Jing to crusade this Lingshan Buddha?
The Jade Emperor's heart was cold, and the words of reprimanding Li Xiaobai swallowed back into his stomach.
…
"What did you break in, do you want to make trouble?" Hulala broke into a group of people, Li Mu's face sank, and he asked harshly.
A moment of silence.
The many immortal officials who hurried back to the Lingxiao Palace were suddenly stunned.
One by one, he was loyal, and didn't dare to look directly into Li Xiaobai's eyes, nor did he dared to look up at the Jade Emperor.
Looking at the ministers who were silent because of Li Xiaobai's words, the Jade Emperor's forehead bounced with blue veins, gritted his teeth and said: "Li Xiaobai."
"Your Majesty, don't worry, I will drive them out." Li Mu smiled and turned to look at the immortal gods who had broken in. Of course he said, "You go out first. The previous story has been turned over. I and Your Majesty still has things to discuss, and I will announce you to enter the hall when necessary."
The gods did not move.
Although Li Xiaobai was terrible, the Jade Emperor was ultimately the master of the heavenly court, and his prestige was still there.
Before Li Xiaobai, they instinctively wanted to maintain the dignity of Heavenly Court.
"Retreat, do you still want to see your majesty dance, or do you want to dance for your majesty to see?" Li Mu looked around the crowd, doing the most domineering things in the most plain tone.
At this point, the power must be erected.
What's more, he doesn't have a good impression of the Jade Emperor Journey to the West, so he doesn't need to save him much face.
The Jade Emperor knew that Li Xiaobai was standing up, clenched his fists hard, his lips trembled, and he was already very angry.
The Heavenly King Chiguo and the others were shocked. They turned their heads and looked at the unknown colleague who was singing in the High Heaven Hall. He sighed and saluted the Jade Emperor sadly: "Your Majesty, please forgive the ministers and others for their incompetence, and the ministers and others will leave."
The officials in the hall were in an uproar.
Seeing everyone's performance, a cold air appeared in the Jade Emperor's heart, and there were only four words left in his mind, and the general situation was gone.
"Bold." The Queen Mother really couldn't stand it anymore, she stood up and scolded in a cold voice, "Li Xiaobai, the Jade Emperor is the co-master of the Three Realms, how can you allow you to be presumptuous!"
"Niang, the technique of changing a dog, within the Three Realms, the golden bodies in all temples will change accordingly." Li Mu smiled faintly.
"..." The Queen Mother was stunned.
"Your Majesty, the minister came here to explain this to the Jade Emperor." Taibai Jinxing snatched out the team, glanced at Li Mu secretly, and raised his head and said loudly to the Jade Emperor.
"Taibai Jinxing?" The Queen Mother heard his voice and said in surprise, "Even you have been turned into a dog?"
"It's not impossible for the empress to experience it." Li Muxiao looked at the queen mother and said, "I am not very interested in the position of the Jade Emperor. I have always talked with the Jade Emperor. I first asked Taibai Jinxing He came to send a message to His Majesty, and later asked Mrs. Li Shan to come and handed out the olive branch several times. Unexpectedly, it was Li Jing and his son who was waiting to send troops to crusade. I really don’t know where I am wrong? It’s not like making trouble like this. Xiaobai’s original intention, your Majesty, are you saying yes or not?"
"You shouldn't send the invitation of the blind date meeting to the heavenly court and wantonly rioting the order of the Three Realms!" The Jade Emperor said solemnly.
"Because of this?" Li Mu asked with a smile.
"What are you going to do?" Jade Emperor said.
Li Mu looked up at the Jade Emperor, shook his head and sighed: "Your Majesty, it doesn't make sense to continue to entangle who is right and who is wrong. The gods have become dogs, and the heavens are full of singing and dancing. Maybe I have no time to deal with it. Many ants bite the elephants to death. The millions of heaven soldiers who have turned into dogs can bite me to death... Your Majesty hopes to see such a defeated ending. ?"
"..." The Jade Emperor's face was pale.
"It's really done like that, it's cheap for Buddhism." Li Mu shook his head and continued, "It's better for us to calm down and talk about how to minimize the loss."
"If I don't compromise?" Jade Emperor said, "Li Xiaobai, between heaven and earth, there are three clears. They have the power of heaven and earth, can you still turn them into dogs?"
"Your Majesty, did the old mother Li Shan tell you about the fourth wall?" Li Mu smiled and changed the subject.
"I mentioned it." The Jade Emperor subconsciously said.
"What's the fourth wall?" Monkey King asked.
In the hall.
All the ministers raised their ears in unison.
Li Mu did not answer Sun Wukong, but smiled and asked: "Then your Majesty sees my supernatural powers, does he think the fourth wall really exists?"
The Jade Emperor stubbornly said: "Even if the fourth wall really exists, the Saints of the Sanqing will not allow you to act recklessly and mess up the Three Realms."
"Is it messy? According to me, it's not messy enough." Li Mu smiled and glanced at the Jade Emperor. "Your Majesty, Buddhism is not messed up yet! Originally, with my idea, it would be good to turn all the people in the world into dogs. Only that way. , There will be more people who understand the fourth wall, and have a greater chance of breaking the fourth wall, not breaking and not standing."
The Jade Emperor was stunned.
Li Mu flipped his hand and revealed his father's Tianzun seal, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, in the outside world, I am also a Tianzun recognized by the heavens and the earth. It is better to stand back and let the old gentleman come and discuss how to use it together. Break the fourth wall as quickly as possible, to see the wider world, or to send me away..."