Vol 2 Chapter 1021: Love at first sight blind date meeting

Previously, various signs indicated that Li Xiaobai was planning Buddhism, as if he was going to use his own power to destroy Lingshan, or establish a new orthodoxy in Buddhism.
Lingshan's countermeasures have always been aimed at this aspect.
They looked for Li Xiaobai's weakness everywhere, tried to regain the initiative, and even prepared some power to draw Li Xiaobai to Buddhism.
As a result, Li Xiaobai turned around and picked the Heavenly Court in a disagreement, and all of Buddhism's plans were immediately frustrated.
One person singled out the Heavenly Court, and weakness is not a weakness anymore.
As for wooing Li Xiaobai, such a tough guy, how to woo him?
Wouldn't he take what he wanted?
Li Xiaobai did not take the initiative to destroy Lingshan, they already burned the incense...
The deadly silence of the Daxiong Hall.
"World Lord, what should we do?" asked Guanyin Bodhisattva. "Li Xiaobai spreads the avenue of love in the Three Realms to find a way to break the fourth wall. Perhaps this is his real goal. From beginning to end, Buddhism is just his pawn. ."
"Why didn't he go to Lingshan to explain the matter in person?" Tathagata frowned.
"Come to Lingshan, the consequences are the same." Manjushri said, "At that time, if Li Xiaobai went to Lingshan, as long as he showed his magical powers, we would be the unfortunate one."
"..." Everyone was silent again. Although they did not want to admit it, what Manjushri said was the truth.
"Venerables, why did Li Xiaobai deliberately choose Tang Seng and others? Who is the ancestor he and Monkey King talk about?" Tathagata asked, "If you think about it carefully, the so-called fourth wall is nothing but Li Xiaobai's words, and there are many doubts in it. ,Confusing."
After pondering for a moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly raised his head and tentatively asked: "World Lord, is the Patriarch in the mouth of Monkey King, is it the Patriarch of Bodhi?"
"Venerable Guanyin, did you think more?" Manjushri said.
The Lingming Stone Monkey was born, and the Tathagata arranged ahead of time, incarnate as the Bodhi Patriarch, and taught the Sun Wukong Taoist magical powers, step by step he was calculated to the position of Buddhism protector god.
This is a secret thing, maybe Lao Jun saw it, and the Jade Emperor also saw it.
However, Buddhism was thriving. They had no intention of vying with Buddhism for a win over the stone monkeys. They pushed the boat along the river and became good people. At most, when Monkey King was making troubles, they would suppress Tathagata and suppress him, which was regarded as a warning to Buddhism.
The Bodhi Patriarch is just a link in the Buddhist sect. After this identity is used, it disappears from the world. Li Xiaobai has vast magical powers, and it is meaningless to apply his identity.
Guanyin Bodhisattva continued: "World Honored Manjusri, it’s not what I thought. Li Xiaobai’s work always revolves around the Tang monks. He first pretended to be a Lingshan Buddha, leading the Tang monks to deviate from the Buddhist arrangements. Applying the identity of Bodhi Patriarch, temptation There is nothing wrong with Monkey King. Monkey King is rebellious. If he hadn't taken out Bodhi Patriarch, how could he listen to Li Xiaobai's words? Perhaps, starting from this point, we can figure out Li Xiaobai's true purpose? Will not fall into a deeper trap."
She paused and looked around at the crowd, "Master, dear ones, if we are like Tianting and others, learn from Li Xiaobai to understand the way of love. Buddhism will surely disappear and we have to guard against it."
"Venerable Guanyin's words are very reasonable." Tathagata said.
This is exactly what he is worried about. Heavenly Court is different from Buddhism.
The gods in the heavenly court go to the mortal world to find love, even if they are caught in Li Xiaobai's trap, it will not affect their practice. It is a great journey to refine the mind.
But Buddhism is different, their teachings are contrary to Li Xiaobai.
It's all about enlightenment. In case it is a scam, the foundation that Buddhism has built for thousands of years is ruined. If you want to rebuild, it is not much easier than the so-called breaking of the fourth wall.
"Venerables, you take Kassapa, Lingji, etc., the Bodhisattva whom Li Xiaobai secretly calculated to Wuzhuang Temple, observe the blind date meeting, show good Li Xiaobai, and understand everything about him from the front." Tathagata Buddha commanded, "I will renew Incarnate as a Bodhi, go to Sun Wukong to see if you can learn some unknown truths from him."
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The seventh day of July.
The blind date meeting was officially held.
There are thousands of rays of sunshine in the sky above Wuzhuang Temple, thousands of Ruicai, cranes and phoenix flying in the sky, and red-bearded golden dragons circling the pillars.
The stage built by Jianmu is suspended in the air, and the magpie bridge connects the sky and the ground.
Auspicious clouds are blooming above the stage.
Three Qings and Four Royals, Five Fangs and Five Laos, Ten Continents and Three Islands of Immortals, Five Star Lords, Haiyue Gods, Nether Masters, Bodhisattva Arhats from the West, etc. all sit on the auspicious clouds, with delicacies and delicacies in front of them. There are fairies shuttled among them, serving...
In the middle of the stage, Tang Seng master and apprentice, Lu Ren, disciples of Wuzhuang Temple, Jiuyao Xingjun, Taibai Jinxing, Muzha, Black Bear Spirit, etc. or people or dogs, stood there, watching the big guys in the sky and underground, a little nervous. Even if Li Mu had told them the process in advance, it still took great courage to go on a blind date in front of the gods and Buddhas all over the sky.
In full view, a few people just stood still.
suddenly.
The sound of music fell from the sky.
Suddenly Tang Seng in a cassock had a microphone in front of him, and he held the guitar in his arms.
In the back, Monkey King picked up the bass, Zhu Bajie had a keyboard in front of him, and Monk Sha put a drum in front of him.
A complete band takes shape in an instant.
Under the control of mv concretization, Tang Seng waved the strings of the guitar: "In the happy kingdom of love, you are my only one, the only thing I love is you, and the one I really love is you..."
The moment the singing sounded.
The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple and Jiuyao Xingjun, who were not selected by the mv, breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and all faded away, leaving the stage to the scripture study group.
Offstage.
Li Mu also breathed a sigh of relief.
mv's concrete songs appeared as he wanted.
The songs are random and the number is random.
What he was thinking of was a love song just now, and it was quite appropriate to be able to randomize "You Who Love Is" as the opening song.
Li Mu was even ready to sing "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" on the stage by Tang Seng and his apprentices. Fortunately, the mv finally gave it a boost. It didn't make Tang Seng shameful at the beginning, and he even played back his command.
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Above the clouds.
The three big brothers, Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun, looked at the same time.
Yuanshi Tianzun said: "There is no trace of casting, it is not a spell in the Three Realms."
Lingbao Tianzun glanced at Li Xiaobai in the audience, and said: "Let's just look at the song of love, love and love. Li Xiaobai's magical powers are always inseparable from love, and there is no reason for it. I think Li Xiaobai's magical powers should be There are other deep meanings, and perhaps we can realize a certain truth from them.
Listen to the lyrics, in the pure world of love, you are my only one. Perhaps, if you want to understand the way of love, you need to build a pure world..."
Yuanshi Tianzun frowned slightly: "Let's keep a look at it."
Perhaps due to the influence of Lingbao Tianzun, when he looked at the stage again, Yuanshi Tianzun's expression was already a lot more cautious.
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Lingshan Observation Group.
Seeing Tang Seng singing indulgedly on the stage, Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed secretly. If the blind date meets, Jin Chanzi is completely ruined.
Li Xiaobai is really not a rafter.
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The fairy gods have their own minds.
And on the other side of the table.
The white bone spirit, the mouse spirit, and the Queen of Xiliang looked at the stage with wide-eyed eyes while waiting for the blind date, and swept around on several people in the band.
The Queen of Xiliang had beautiful eyes and whispered: "Let's live up to the Tathagata and live up to Qing. Elder Tang really is as legendary, passionate and handsome, and marrying him with him, this life will have no regrets."
"Tang Seng is mine, don't take his idea." Xie Zijing glared at Queen Xiliang, "You are just a mortal. Married to Tang Seng, you are a waste of his congenital essence. Change someone as soon as possible. I see that. Poo-bellied Pig Go can be a good fit for you."
"Sister, Wu Tianzun said, love is free, and each has its own skills. Once the holding hands are successful, outsiders will not be allowed to intervene. Do you dare to defy Wu Tianzun's orders?" The Queen of Xiliang was not to be outdone, and for tat.
"Hmph, it's just that, there is a fairy from Yaochi over there, I don't believe that Tang Seng can see you." The name of the person, the shadow of the tree, the Queen of Xiliang moved out of Li Xiaobai, and the scorpion spirit suddenly persuaded her, although she used it The Poisonous Horse has stung the Tathagata, but I really dare not offend Li Xiaobai. What's more, there are Sanqingsiyu and Zhenyuan Daxian watching by the side, and she dare not attack.
"Don't fight, Tang Seng is mine, my foster father is Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, and my righteous brother is the great of the Three Altars of the Sea, why are you fighting with me?" The golden-nosed white-haired mouse looked at everyone with contempt. "I think at the beginning, if I hadn't taken the first step bravely, you spirits would still be looking for hundreds of miles? How could there be the opportunity to participate in the blind date meeting, and it is reasonable to give Tang Seng to me. "
The white bone spirit shrank her neck timidly, and withdrew her gaze from looking at Tang Seng. Her power was low and she had no backstage. She was crowded among a group of gods and monsters. She was quite inferior. Not only Tang Seng, but even the heavenly officials who had been turned into dogs by Tianzun. I don’t know how to choose her. I don’t know where Wu Tianzun liked her, so he made an invitation specially for her...
Not to mention that the banshee fairies are jealous, turning their eyes back to the stage.
At this moment, mv is coming to an end.
With the sound around the beam, Tang Seng and others withdrew from the mv of "The One Who Loves You".
The Monkey King and the others who played the band behind didn’t have much, just reminiscing about the novel feeling of being controlled by mv, but Tang Seng, who had been the lead singer once, remembered the lyrics just now, his face was a little hot, his hands clasped his hands towards the stage and went down to the stage for a Buddhist ceremony. Hastily walked back to his place.
Monkey King and others returned to their respective positions.
Behind the stage, one of the grids is where they are, and the table is marked with a number and their name.
Tang Seng and his apprentice took the place.
Lu Ren also occupies a position. His skin is hot. He has never thought that one day, he will participate in If You Are the One in the world of Journey to the West. I am really embarrassed!
At the beginning, when he made his wish, he didn't include himself, so why did he sink himself into it?
By now, he has no turning back. The dream-realizer is too responsive to people, and blind dates are better than being a dog.
All kinds of dog heads emerged from the rest of the grid.
The silky stalk made by Taibai Venus;
Wuzhuang Guan, the breeze and bright moon turned into a black, a Mongolian dog;
Jiu Yao Xingjun became a sausage, Yorkshire, Labrador, etc.;
There are also the sand skins turned into Muzha at Buddhism, the Tibetan mastiff turned into the black bear spirit, the German shepherd turned into the Lingji Bodhisattva, and the groups of dogs are fighting each other in different forms.
Among the group of dogs, the learning team appeared to stand out from the crowd, even the fat-eared Zhu Bajie, compared with the dogs, looked so heroic and handsome.
Jiuyao Xingjun and others were forcibly arranged by Li Mu. Only when there is competition, there is motivation.
On the stage, there was only a team that learned the lessons. It was too eye-catching. In case a few masters and apprentices humbly on stage, the scene is too ugly, so it is necessary to add a few more opponents for them.
of course.
The third prince of Nezha, the of Erlang Yang Jian, the heavenly master of the heavens, Li Mu did not arrange for them. These guys are handsome and famous in the sky and the earth. They picked them without opening their eyes and delayed the mission. Li Mu was even more uncomfortable.
However, this kind of embarrassing stage, unless there is great perseverance, or the last resort, no one is willing to take the stage for the draft.
The Jiuyao Xingjun, Taibai Jinxing and others who have become dogs are either willing to go out, or have a special mission on their backs, standing on the stage one by one, like sitting on pins and needles.
Li Mucai doesn't care so much, what kind of big scene he has never seen, smiling proud of the rivers and lakes, poking chrysanthemums all the way, Fengyun world, the world will dance with demons; Zhuxian world, crowds of heroes urinating empty mulberry mountains...
The scene in front of me was simply drizzle, and it couldn't be more serious.
At the moment when the mv ended, he had jumped into the middle of the stage and said freely: "Everyone, welcome to the first "Love at First Sight" blind date meeting in the Three Realms. This meeting is nominated by the Jade Emperor and Yuan Daxian in Wuzhuangguan Town provides the venue. , Taishang Laojun and Queen Mother provided prize sponsorships such as Flat Peach, Nine Turns Golden Pill, and so on. Let us sincerely thank them..."
Bang!
Li Mu took the lead and applauded.
Wow!
The applause was thunderous and sounded in the clouds. The atmosphere group arranged by Li Mu in advance played an excellent role at the critical moment, and the scene suddenly became enthusiastic.
Li Mu knew too much about the immortal gods present, and it was too unrealistic to expect Sanqingsiyu to cooperate with him in applauding, so he had to arrange it himself.
In the applause, the people named by Li Mu were embarrassed, if they really sponsored it, everything was forced by Li Xiaobai!
What is so glorious about this?
These words of thanks from Li Xiaobai seem to be revealing their scars!
Improper son of man!
Li Mu gently pressed his hands down, and his eyes swept across the clouds in turn. Those who only watched the excitement but did not applaud, smiled and continued: "Of course, I also want to thank Elder Tang for bringing us the opening song "The Love Is You" "This song also points out the subjective love of our conference.
Presumably everyone already knows that I am the identity, Wu Tianzun from the outside world, this time to enter this world, in order to let more people understand the road of love, and thus seek a way to break through the fourth wall.
But when I came to this world, I discovered that the immortals in this world are cultivating Taoism and Buddhism, and they cut off love, and lack too much in love.
One by one is implicit and introverted, and don't know how to express?
With such an atmosphere, it is more difficult to spread the road of love than to become the Jade Emperor.
Therefore, I founded the first blind date meeting today to allow people in this world to break through themselves. Bravely love, boldly love, speak and express love. Only in this way can everyone have the opportunity to comprehend the magical powers of a higher world and move towards a broader dimension. I hope everyone will cherish this opportunity.
At this time, everyone standing in the middle of the stage is familiar with them. Among them are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, the Monkey King who made trouble in the heavenly palace, the star monarch in the sky, and the Bodhisattva of Buddhism. I will not introduce them one by one. , We have entered our highlight, there is the first guest, Her Majesty the Queen of Xiliang, the beautiful and generous lord of a country. "