Vol 2 Chapter 1030: People are not as good as dogs

Think again and again.
Tathagata agreed to Li Mu's plan.
For him, this was indeed the best arrangement, which not only took care of his prestige, but also preserved the reputation of Buddhism.
By now, whether the fourth wall really doesn't matter anymore.
Without being able to crack Li Xiaobai's magical powers, the fourth wall can only be true, and the false one must also be true.
Tathagata believes that those immortals who were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai must also think so.
Before leaving.
Tathagata asked Li Xiaobai to turn his image into a mighty and tall white bear dog.
If you look at the world, it's not that you don't understand that the small and cute Teddy is easier to get the kiss of true love.
What he needs to worry about is his own image.
After turning into a dog, the golden statues enshrined in the temple change at the same time. It is still necessary to take care of the emotions of the believers...
He firmly believes that even if he becomes a great white bear dog, he can still harvest the kiss of true love as quickly as possible and regain the position of Buddha.
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After finishing the Tathagata, Li Mu returned to Wuzhuang Temple.
Monkey King retired from the MV long ago. At this time, he was sitting on a chair with a golden cudgel in a daze, looking lonely and depressed.
Seeing Li Xiaobai's return, he raised his eyelids, but did not speak.
Li Mu asked: "Brother, do you blame me for using the MV magic power on you?"
"The Patriarch is real, isn't it?" Monkey King clenched the golden hoop subconsciously, watching Li Mu's eyes a little complicated, and whispered, "He knows all the details of my art studies, his voice and smile are exactly the same as Patriarch... "
"He is the Tathagata." Li Mu interrupted him, "Brother, my mana is low, and I don't have glaring eyes, but I have a special magical power. By my side, all the transformation techniques will be deformed, and no one can escape. Heaven has never been shielded. Before, the Tathagata knew five thousand years before and five thousand years later. It is not difficult to impersonate the Patriarch..."
"I can feel his kindness, he has the aura of a master." Monkey King's golden cudgel gripped tighter, and he blinked his eyes as if to see through Li Mu, "Your supernatural powers are incompatible with the master." The character of the Patriarch cannot teach a disciple like you. Let alone any illegitimate children."
"Brother, people can change." Li Mu shook his head, "At different heights, seeing a wider landscape, mentality and personality, will unknowingly change."
"Don't call me brother." Monkey King said.
"Brother, have I harmed you?" Li Mu sighed, with a trace of sorrow in his eyes.
"..." Monkey King was stunned.
"Brother, if the Tathagata is a real bodhi, why did he use a fake to deceive you? What is his purpose?" Li Mu asked.
Monkey King was silent.
"Brother, I thought I didn't need to explain before, but fairy, there was a rift between you and my brothers, and the purpose of the Tathagata was finally achieved." Li Mu looked at Monkey King, his tall and straight body squatted in an instant, his tears It leached from the eyes, "Brother, I did so much for you, and you suspected me because of an outsider!... You don’t know anything, you don’t know what I’m carrying, you don’t know what kind of environment the Patriarch is in nowadays. ?you do not know any think…"
"I..." Sun Wukong looked at Li Xiaobai who burst into tears, and suddenly panicked, "Senior brother, don't cry, brother is wrong. Tell brother, is there something wrong with his old man?"
Become a dog! Li Mu wiped away the tears from the corner of his eyes, held a fist at Wukong, and squeezed out a smile: "I'm sorry, brother, Xiao Bai has lost his temper."
"Junior Brother, tell me, is there something wrong with Patriarch?" Monkey King asked eagerly.
"Don't ask, brother, patriarch won't let you tell you." Li Mu looked at Monkey King and said with a serious face, "When you build the road of love, everything will naturally be known. The meaning of my existence is to do everything possible to let you gain a reward. For love, you still have to rely on you to walk the road behind..."
"..." Sun Wukong was silent for a moment, then clasped his fist to give Li Mu a salute, "Junior Brother, Old Sun understands."
"Do you really understand?" Li Mu asked.
"Understood." Sun Wukong said, "Strengthen the Dao heart, and always have it. Whether it is the true Tathagata or the fake Bodhi, it is all foreign demons that influence my Dao heart."
"Since the brother understands, please clean up, we restart the path of learning, and finish the rest of the road." Li Mu said.
"Tathagata has become a dog, do we have to learn from it?" Monkey King was stunned.
"The road to go must be finished." Li Mu said, "Brother, this is the arrangement of the patriarch."
An arrangement of the patriarch blocked Monkey King's mouth and scratched his cheek: "Old Sun knows it."
"Brother, before, in order to restrain you from using force, I used Mv's magical powers on you before. You wouldn't blame me?" Li Mu asked.
Monkey King stunned for a moment and said, "No. I might blame you before, but I won’t be able to open it up. Just let me experience the new magical powers created by the patriarch. The wave of hands becomes a world of its own, Imprisoned in a separate space, the Patriarch’s Road of Love is indeed powerful."
Li Mu glanced at Sun Wukong and said, "In order to help the brothers understand the great road of love, I may have to do some tricks on the brothers in the future. Brother, you don't mind, right?"
Thinking of his junior's methods, Monkey King's mouth twitched violently, and said bit the bullet, "No, junior is for my good. As long as I don't turn me into a dog, it's fine."
"It depends on the brother's hard work." Li Mu smiled and glanced at Monkey King, "You know, I can't live up to the expectations of the ancestor."
…
Putting Monkey King back on track, and rested for another night, Li Mu informed the learning team to bid farewell to Zhenyuan Daxian and set foot on the road of learning again.
When Li Xiaobai was leaving, Zhenyuan Daxian didn't cry on the spot, and wanted to jump on the song "Good Days" on the spot.
It's not easy!
He had accumulated 10,000 years of fruit, and Li Xiaobai had only been here for two or three months, and he was all in trouble. There are a few remaining on the only tree, and they were set by Li Xiaobai as the final prize for the blind date holding hands.
Your own tree, your own fruit, you still can't be the Lord. Is that a man's job?
There is also the big stage for the blind date of Lao Shizi, and what kind of love movies are shown all day long. Everyone is a dog, a fairy and a ghost, and he cannot be clean if disturbed. The Taoist temple is not a Taoist temple. It is better to change the name to Honglou!
The most important point is that Li Xiaobai stayed here for a day. Everyone would only ask Li Xiaobai for advice. Even his apprentices wandered around Li Xiaobai every day...
The master of the dignified Wuzhuang Temple, the ancestor of the earth immortal, has been like a follower all day long, not to mention a waste of money!
Hurry up and go to do harm to others!
Leave him a pure Taoist temple, so that he can calm down and comprehend the road of love, and strive to break through the fourth wall as soon as possible, enter a higher world, and end this awkward life...
…
Li Xiaobai was about to leave Wuzhuang Temple, and the fairy gods who became dogs panicked suddenly.
I watched for more than a month, kissed and touched, but there was no progress. The fairies and fairies who chose them obviously started to perfunctory.
Li Xiaobai is gone, what should they do, follow or not?
Does the kiss of true love exist?
Have to give an explanation, right?
…
"Tianzun, stay." Taibai Jinxing was recommended by the dogs as a representative and stopped Li Mu who was about to board the ship.
"Venus, what's the matter?" Li Xiaobai asked with a smile looking at the silky stalk in front of him.
"Tian Zun, it has been more than a month since the blind date meeting, but the kiss of true love has no clue. Please Tian Zun to mention something." Silky Terrier said respectfully.
"Venus, the love in everyone's heart is different. It all depends on your personal understanding." Li Mu looked at the silky stalk in front of him who was discussing love with him solemnly, and said, "Fate is here, just like in "Roman Holiday." True love can be reaped in one day; if fate is not available, it will be the same as before, and a love will likely be entangled for decades."
Decades?
Behind Taibai Venus, dozens of dogs suddenly fell into riots.
cough!
Li Mu gave a light cough.
The scene calmed down.
Li Mu looked at the dog group and continued: "There is another possibility, that is, you did not meet the person who made you unextricable, and with a utilitarian heart, you did not seriously invest in this relationship." He saw The silky stalk turned into Taibai Venus, "Venus, where is your love?"
Taibai Jinxing looked back, and a fairy wearing a green dress walked out slowly, standing beside Taibai Jinxing stiffly, casting an enviable look at the Tang monk and his apprentice who had boarded the painting boat.
"Fairy, do you love Taibaijinxing?" Li Mu asked.
The green fairy stunned for a moment, and nodded timidly.
"Do you know what he usually likes?" Li Mu asked again, "For example, what color do you like? What kind of tea do you like to drink? Is the taste of the diet light or heavy?"
The green fairy was stunned and shook her head.
Li Mu smiled and said, "Yes, you don't know, because you dare not ask at all, because in your heart, even if he becomes a dog, he is still the supreme Taibaijinxing. You consciously cannot climb high, with awe. How can the heart of love produce love?"
The green fairy was stunned.
"The reverse is also true." Li Mu looked at Taibaijinxing and said, "Taibaijinxing, you watched many movies, but you never took the initiative to care about the fairy next to you? Haven't you been like the Queen of Xiliang, for Tang Seng Fearless, dare to compete with a group of fairies? Not like the scorpion spirit, who dared to love and hate, said to hold hands with Ao Lie, so he did not hesitate to show it to the people of the world. Not like Marshal Tianpeng, who would die when he met someone he liked. Stalker, swear to never stop until the goal is reached..."
Draw a boat.
The Queen of Xiliang proudly took Tang Seng’s arm, Xie Zijing stood up beside Xiao Bailong, Zhu Bajie squeezed out an ugly smile at Gao Cuilan...
Sun Wukong glanced at the purple-clothed fairy beside him, was silent for a moment, and tentatively reached out her hand, the purple-clothed fairy stretched out her hand happily...
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"Wu Zhuang Guan is so big, you haven't even walked together, and have never snuggled together to watch the sunset!" Li Mu said, "You didn't do anything, you didn't try anything, but you came to ask me how to get true love. Kiss, ridiculous, not ridiculous?"
The green fairy looked at the silky stalk next to her and frowned slightly.
Silky Stem opened her mouth and was speechless.
Li Mu looked around at everyone and said: "Your crux lies in this. If you want to break the magical powers in your body and understand the true path of love, you must first forget your identity, manage business, and truly invest in this relationship, perhaps to the end. There will be a gain. If you can’t let go of the people you know, you don’t need to stick to the person you choose at the blind date meeting. You can treat yourself as an ordinary dog, go to the world, go to the mountains, go incognito, and find a real It belongs to your love."
Treating themselves as ordinary dogs, the immortals looked at each other, and they were all stunned.
"This is just one of the plans. You have to make your own choices." Li Mu smiled, "Venus, you stars, one last thing to mention. Every dog ​​has its own characteristics, and you can give full play to your strengths. It’s easy to find true love. Of course, the premise is that you don’t treat yourself as a human...
Leaving a group of dogs confused about love, Li Mu's painting boat re-started, and once again embarked on the road to the west.
Unlike before, today's painting boats are in pairs, and it's no longer the embarrassing scene of the previous masters guarding Gao Cuilan.
and.
Tang Seng and the others were taught by Li Muer and each had their own personal settings. Their love progress was much faster than the fairy gods who became dogs such as Taibai Jinxing.
The most important point is that they have seen the difficulty of finding love after becoming a dog, and they cherish the opportunity Li Xiaobai gave them to be human.
…
The moment Li Xiaobai's painting boat drove out of Wuzhuang Temple.
Above and below, all the gods and monsters who paid attention to Wu Tianzun suddenly took action, followed Li Xiaobai's itinerary, entered their respective roles, and waited for the visit of the learners.
All the fairy gods and monsters were dealt with in one go. Without any worries, the rest of the journey to the west really became a journey of fun, full of laughter and laughter along the way.
Inspired by Li Xiaobai's fierce reputation and the Great Avenue of Love, all kinds of evil and ugliness were hidden for a while.
There is peace and nature within the Three Realms.
of course.
It's not really peaceful either.
The hundreds of thousands of tengu who rushed into the world in the heavenly court, because they didn't have any love experience, they went straight to the purpose as soon as they entered the world, talking human words and looking for big girls and little wives, causing great panic in the world.
In order to stabilize the people's minds, the Taoist priests who descended from the demon and the army of the imperial court had to fight a vigorous dog-killing movement, so that ordinary dogs in the world suffered unreasonable disasters.
The underworld is full of dogs.
But as Wu Tianzun said, without the kiss of true love, even if you enter the Yin Cao Netherworld, you can't get rid of the image of a dog, and the six reincarnations cannot reset their path of reincarnation.
As a last resort.
In order to survive, the remaining Tengu had to expose their identities and publicize the affairs of Wu Tianzun and the fourth wall.
The gods who have become dogs in the temple also add evidence to the legend of Wu Tianzun.
When the Tathagata Buddha of Lingshan died as a martyr, he was willing to turn into a dog and came to the world to find true love.
Wu Tianzun's reputation in the Three Realms immediately surpassed everyone, and the Avenue of Love became the main theme of Journey to the West.
Unlimited roots and feet, purely perceptual practice has become the favorite of every ambitious person.
With Wu Tianzun as an example, everyone wants to reach the sky in one step and become the lucky one to comprehend the road of love.
Where there is a human voice, there is the sound of courtship, and the treatment of the tengu who fell into the world has changed overnight, and it is called the sweet pastry pursued by mortal women.
Women, young or older, take pride in finding a talking dog.
Their idea is very simple. Even if they can't enlighten the Tao, they help the gods in the sky with the kiss of true love, maybe the whole family can ascend to heaven.
Such a good thing that can't be met, why not do it!
Among the many dogs, dogs of the same breed as the golden statues in temples are the most popular. Now that they have all chosen dogs, how can a high-powered in the heavenly soldiers be more attractive...
For fame and fortune, who cares whether the dogs look good or not?
then.
In order to find love more easily, dogs of the same category began to fake fairy monarchs.
Often in a prosperous county town, the talking silky stalks say that they are Taibaijinxing, and all Sharpies are Muzha...
Turning into a dog has been imprisoned with mana, as long as it can turn back into a human, who can control who!
The law doesn't blame the public, and the big deal is that once you become a human, you just refuse to admit it.
Mortals can't distinguish the real star monarchs with naked eyes. Those star monarchs in the heavenly court who have entered the mortal world in search of love suddenly lose their advantage, and they are furious and desperate, but they have no way!
More uncomfortable than them are mortal men. When the legend of the true love kiss appeared, their status dropped sharply, as if the whole world suddenly entered an era when people are inferior to dogs...