Chapter 53: loli and pig

"Dave, get to know me again. I am a wizard from the mysterious East." After entering the countryside to follow the custom, in order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a patient with the second disease.
"I'm an undefeated woman from the East." Wei Ziqi looked up proudly, "King Haibian, welcome to join our superhero league."
"I'm honored." Dave straightened his body excitedly. He hammered his chest with his fist twice to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.
At this moment, Dave felt that Li Mu was like Little Spider met Iron Man, and mistakenly thought that his life was finally about to fly to Huang Tengda!
"Well, Dave, take us back to your home!" Li Mu naturally demanded. "In the future, we may be living together."
...
King Hai Bian wore an eye-catching and weird green jumpsuit, swayed chivalrously on the street, left the crime scene without experience, posted on the Internet with no worries, and checked emails sent by strangers ...
A series of acts were stupid to the extreme.
However, the result was only found by another pair of righteous protagonists, Super Killer and Dad.
Police throughout NYC, countless cubs and unscrupulous villains, even his biological father ... No one found his identity.
It doesn't make sense logically.
I have to say that the king's home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.
The protagonist halo is everywhere.
In the world of manga film, you just need to be refreshed, no logic!
"Go to my house?" Dave froze, embarrassed, "Impossible, it will be discovered by my dad!"
"No, it's not normal to invite two friends from the East to stay at home for a few days!" Li Mu laughed. "Of course, if you are in trouble, we can pay the rent!"
"No, no, I didn't mean it that way." Dave waved again and again. "I mean, my dad might find you, no, our identity!"
"Rest assured, I have mysterious witchcraft from the East, a leaf impediment." Li Mu laughed. "He only treats us as two ordinary guests."
A leaf obstacle?
Of course Li Mu will not, but the director will!
Dave was dressed in green leather, and he was almost dead. His dad didn't find out who he was!
Li Mu has good reason to believe that even if Dave had a superhero party at home, he would only understand it as a masquerade.
"Dave, living together will make it easy for me to train you anytime, anywhere." Li Mu watched King Haibian and shook his head slightly. "Although you have the inherent qualities of a superhero, you do not have the superhero skills, You can't even beat a little loli! "
"Let's compare!" Wei Ziqi turned the nunchucks in cooperation with Li Mu.
The brutality of little loli broke into Dave's mind instantly, scaring him to regret two steps: "No, no need!"
...
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi lived in Dave's house as expected.
of course.
Before meeting Dave's dad, the little loli Wei Ziqi changed into the ordinary little girl's costume.
Wei Ziqi's sweet and immature looks are deceptive and easily won Dave Dave's heart. He warmly accepted Li Mu and expressed great welcome.
Later, like a passerby, he disappeared into the lives of several people.
The next few days.
Li Mu gave special training to Dave and Wei Ziqi.
The special training method is from the mysterious oriental Zama Bu, walking on the plum pile, lifting the stone lock, the stone lock can not be found, is replaced with dumbbells ...
This is Li Mu's harvest in the world of Xiao Li Fei Dao. He has lived with a group of heroes for almost a month. He has never eaten pork and has always seen pigs run.
It doesn't matter if the posture of the pig is right, but it's enough to fool two rookies!
"Zama step practice stability of the bottom plate", "Take plum pile is the basic footwork to contact dodge", "Exercise without martial arts, the first time is empty" ...
Mysterious proverbs from the East, combined with more magical kung fu, easily conquered the second middle school boy Dave.
In particular, Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, easily lifted a hundred kilogram barbell, and even made Dave serve as a and simply obey him!
And in order to maintain the mystery of the Oriental Chivalrous Girl, in the face of Li Mu, Wei Ziqi, a young loli, taught Dave a set of mysterious oriental martial arts routines, a third set of elementary school students' broadcast gymnastics, and colorful sunshine ...
all in all.
Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically flickered with Dave as the second fool ...
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As in the movie, the videos of King Haibian and Xiao loli are rapidly fermenting on the Internet, and they quickly become Internet celebrities.
but.
There was a deviation!
Little loli Wei Ziqi was nervous and did not report her nickname. Netizens did not know her name.
Therefore, netizens have put a lot of different nicknames on little loli according to their own preferences.
For example, "Strange Powers", "Broken Eggman", "Red Witch" and so on.
The king of Haibian was stolen by the little loli and completely reduced to a foil. His nickname is even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely known is "green leather clown";
Such a nickname naturally caused great dissatisfaction between the two.
The two inadvertently expressed their anger on the blog, attached their respective superhero photos, and seriously corrected their nicknames, "Undefeated Woman" and "Haibian King".
but.
With little success.
Netizens are more willing to call them "weili loli" and "green leather clown". Although the nicknames are a bit ugly, they do not prevent people from loving them.
After all, this is the superhero around them.
Is alive!
Moreover, when the two were in the same frame, a new combination title-loli and pig!
...
"Uncle Sorcerer, I don't want to be a" strange power Luo Li ", I want to be an undefeated woman." Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web and complained angrily to Li Mu. Dumb pigs are partners, I want to kill women as my companions! "
"I think it's good!" Li Mu ate a burger and swiped her mobile phone, Youyou enjoyed his slow life.
Although the world of King of the Sea might be a bit more dangerous than the world of Xiao Fei Dao, as long as you don't proactively provoke the gangster, most of the time is stable.
After all, here is NY, a world-class metropolis, and if you have the money, you can enjoy a luxurious life.
The in NY are not hard to find.
These evenings, Li Mu, with two incarnations of justice, Dave Wei and Dave, brushed a wave of presence in the surrounding neighborhoods, hitting a lot of rogues who made a living from robbery, and collected a lot of money.
Although it is not as fierce as the big dad and the super-slayer female robber gangster, the money is fierce, but it is enough for him and little loli to spend the time.
The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent were all good tenants. After Li Mu gave Dad a generous sum of rent, far exceeding the market price, Dad's dad became more and more satisfied with them. Moreover, he did not associate Wei Liqi with Wei Ziqi from beginning to end.
"Uncle, when can we meet with Super Killer?" Wei Ziqi asked.
"Hurry up." Li Mu glanced at the empty room and sighed, "Dave came back late these days. It should be using the identity of Kei guys to get in touch with his little girlfriend Katie, according to the plot Come to infer that Katie should soon ask him to solve Russell's problem! "