Vol 2 Chapter 634: Li Xiaobai teaches fairies to fall in love
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
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- 2021-03-01 01:36:38
Zixiamu was dumbfounded, her mind was blank.
At this moment, she suddenly felt that the love with a great mission was so heavy.
She couldn't find the romantic and aesthetic feeling she expected at all!
"Father, what should I do?" Fairy Zixia looked blank.
"Using every means to make Supreme Treasure fall in love with you, I can't do without you, and stay with you for life." Li Mu smiled and looked at Fairy Zixia.
"Exhausted all means?" Fairy Zixia frowned suspiciously, she asked tentatively, "Father, are you talking about throwing your arms? But, there is only Bai Jingjing in his heart!"
"Cooking mature rice with raw rice is of course the quickest, but the effect is not very good." Li Mu said, "There is not only this kind of means for love between men and women."
"Father, please enlighten me." Zixia said sternly.
"Isn't Zhizunbao indifferent to you?" Li Mu looked at Fairy Zixia and said, "In the Love Book, there is such an effect called the suspension bridge effect. Specifically, two people in love stand in danger at the same time. Above the suspension bridge, because of tension and fear, the heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. In this case, the other party will mistakenly think that the other party is making his heart beat and then impulsive."
"Father, is the suspension bridge terrible?" Zi Xia was taken aback for a moment and asked.
"It's not terrible for you, but it's different for Supreme Bao." Li Mu said, "Moreover, this is just an analogy. It doesn't have to be a suspension bridge, it doesn't need to be a suspension bridge, it can be in any dangerous situation. What's more, for Supreme Baolai Say, now is five hundred years ago, he has been out of the familiar living environment, here is helpless. At this time, once he encounters danger, you are the person he knows best, and over time, he will have a chance of you. Dependence, this is why I always disagree, the reason why you and him returned five hundred years later. Blindly obedience does not necessarily lead to beautiful results."
"Oh!" Fairy Zixia looked at Li Mu seemingly, "Father, I never knew that there is so much knowledge in love."
"I'm more knowledgeable." Li Mu, a straight steel man, found an opportunity to teach love skills, and his mental head was raised immediately, and he said enthusiastically, "Azi, if you want a man to love you, you must learn to appreciate him, the most essential of human beings. The need is the desire to be affirmed and praised. This involves another effect, called the Rosenthal effect. Appropriate praise and praise can make the man you love fall in love with you."
"Praise, praise!" Fairy Zixia looked back at Zhi Zun Bao. He was talking happily with Sun Tong, much happier than when he was with her. She was thoughtful when she saw this scene. "I see, daddy, you keep talking."
"Grow up together." Li Mu smiled and continued, "The gap between two people should not be too large. One is particularly powerful, while the other is very mediocre. Over time, people with low ability will naturally have imbalances. Feelings, low self-esteem, cowardice, and then emotional rifts, such as Zhizun Bao and Bai Jingjing. Although they have experienced some things together that make them look very affectionate, after a long time, Zhizun Bao finds that he is not as good as Bai Jingjing in every way, and it will naturally occur. The idea of escaping, so even if they go back, their love will last."
Zixia's hand trembled slightly, and she whispered, "Father, there is a big gap between me and Supreme Treasure. He said, Bai Jingjing is my apprentice..."
"You don't need to worry about this, I will solve it." Li Mu said, "I will find a way to make him catch up with you. Even if he can't catch up, I have a way to make him have the illusion that he will catch up with you all the time and will not let him. Too far away from you."
"Well, thank you father." Fairy Zixia looked at Li Xiaobai and smiled, "Daddy has such rich experience, there must be many fairies who like Daddy?"
"Of course, in the prehistoric world, your father and I are called the love sage." Li Mu patted his chest, boasting that he was used to a new identity for himself, in order to match his new skills as a father, he also worked hard. .
"Daddy is amazing." Zixia looked at Li Xiaobai's incomparably handsome face, and believed his words without hesitation.
Not to mention those love skills that sound very powerful, just relying on her father's face to conquer those female fairies, it is also easy to catch!
"Ah! I'll let you see how awesome Dad is in the future." Li Mu coughed lightly and turned the subject back. "Azi, let's go on to talk about love affairs. A spoiled woman is the best life for men. Those who desire to conquer, they want to be appreciated and admired by their spouse. Children who act like a baby will be loved by adults, and women who act like a baby will naturally be cared for by men."
"Acao?" Fairy Zixia twitched her mouth and said, "Father, this is a bit difficult. As you know, Qingxia and I are the wicks under the seat of the Buddha. Every day we do not listen to the scriptures or recite the Buddha. The majestic monk, under such an environment, how can I act like a baby!"
"Is it difficult to act like a baby?" Li Mu recalled the love book and the demonstration of dancing and dancing that he had prepared before coming. "Let your body softer and your voice lighter. With some simple body movements, try to use some tone particles instead of speaking. Um, eh, yo, hee...Take his hand and hammer his chest. When speaking, use more repetitive words such as eating and sleeping, and use the word "hate" more... it should be almost done! "
"Hate? Duplicate words?" Fairy Zixia looked at Li Mu who was acting like a baby, her eyes widened involuntarily, she replaced herself, her face flushed, "Daddy, that's too shameful, I can't do it."
"If you can't do it, you can't do it." Li Mu actually couldn't stand it either. Whether it was Young Master Feng or Bai Suzhen, if anyone acted like this to him, he would probably vomit. After shaking his head, he continued, "Father. There are many ways to grasp the man’s heart, first grasp the man’s stomach. This trick is suitable for use after marriage, but not suitable for use here..."
"...If you want to catch it, you often cherish what you can't get. The reason why Supreme Treasure always thinks about Bai Jingjing is not because you haven't got it. You can use this trick."
"If the above doesn’t work, I still have the most ruthless trick called Stockholm Syndrome. I keep torturing him, torturing him, and manipulating his life and death in your hands. Over time, he will slowly respond. You become dependent and have a good impression..."
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"Father, are these all the methods of love?" At the end of hearing, Fairy Zixia was stunned, "There are many contradictions. Moreover, after using these methods, what you get is really love. ?"
cough!
Li Mu coughed again, and said solemnly: "Why is it not love anymore! Father has lived for so long, and he has crossed more bridges than you have walked. What kind of people have never seen them, and what kind of things have not happened. Have you encountered it? I’m right. Besides, I didn’t let you use them all. There are always a few suitable for you!"
"Oh!"
Zixia replied sullenly, inferring from her expression, this girl who yearned for beautiful love from the beginning. At this moment, you should have begun to doubt love.
"Azi, you have to remember that since ancient times the true feelings cannot be retained, only the routines are popular." Li Mu looked at Fairy Zixia and said with earnestness, "When you master these methods, Supreme Treasure will never escape. The palm of your hand, at that time, you were the happiest woman in the world."