Vol 2 Chapter 791: What if the enemy invites you to dinner?
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 1475 characters
- 2021-04-29 01:59:30
When Li Jing spoke.
Nezha looked at the Jingtan Temple below with great interest, the legendary Bull Demon King who was made into dishes, the four princesses of the East China Sea, the Baihua Fairy, the Envoy of the Jingtan...
Such a group of people who couldn't beat it was actually organized by the God of Cookery, and there were also this chain of Jingtan temples, and the wreckage of the plane that he had never seen before.
If there are no ghosts, it would be strange.
prior to.
He thinks that the Jade Emperor has made a big fuss and there is no room for others, and now he doesn't think so.
Maybe, this time I really caught a big fish.
Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels, holding a fire-tip spear, and staring at the God of Cookery who looks similar to his costume below, and his fighting spirit was boiling.
If it hadn't been for the problem of the Buddhist Envoy of the Altar to be solved first, he would have long waited to rush down and fight the God of Cookery who slashed the bull with the sword!
There hasn't been such a powerful monster in the lower realms for hundreds of years. If you don't find someone to practice, his flaming spear will rust!
…
Zhu Bajie was about to speak but was cut off by Li Mu. He looked up at Li Jing in the sky and asked: "Li Tianwang, dare you ask us what crime we have committed? The Jade Emperor wants to take us?"
"Disaster in the world." Li Jing was already ready to say something, but what else can I say, I can't say that the Jade Emperor ate barbecue, and the result was ashamed and angry!
"King of heaven, since I came out of the mountain, I have been doing my duty, and have never disturbed the people." Li Mu smiled, "Troubled the king to point out that the people of which prefecture and county have been messed up by us? So that I can wait and confess guilt willingly. !"
"You rely on magical powers and instruct flying magic weapons to sway the market, which is disturbing the people." Li Tianwang didn't change his face, he looked at the Bull Demon and the others behind Li Mu, "It is a quarrel to make evildoers. There is no right or wrong. You wait for the sophistry, and you can't get hold of it quickly with me, and me to the Heavenly Court, waiting to be sent."
Hidden in the dark, Yang Jianchi sneered, shook his head disdainfully, and couldn't help but contemptuously look at Li Mu's eyes.
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It's really unreasonable!
Li Mu sighed inwardly and looked around: "Who is the enchantment that Li Tianwang refers to? Fairy Baihua? Or is it the messenger of Jingtan? Or is it the four princesses of the East China Sea?"
Li Jing frowned and said, "Naturally it is the Bull Demon King and a bunch of little monsters on the ground."
"That's bad." Li Mu smiled, "King of Heaven, since you led your troops to arrest us, naturally you should understand that they are just a dish I captured. At that time, we arrested the Bull Demon King. There was a lot of movement. There were many people. I've seen it all, and I'll know the matter as soon as I check it out. Let me ask, who would get along with the food at the entrance, Li Tianwang arrested people for this reason, and spread it out, I'm afraid that I will laugh at others' big teeth!"
"..." The Bull Devil was stunned. He didn't expect Li Xiaobai to say that. He couldn't help but trembles all over. You are the vegetable, and your whole family is the vegetable!
Didn’t it mean that I asked Lao Tzu to analyze the magic?
At the beginning, I laughed at us for being timid, but when I met Li Jing, I changed my mind. It turns out that you Li Xiaobai is also a bully!
"The king of heaven, the people regard food as the heaven, and turn the monsters that linger in the mortal world into food for the benefit of the world. Speaking in detail, the heaven should still praise us!" Li Mu smiled and continued, "If we really have a relationship with evildoers, With the skills of the Bull Demon King, seeing you bring troops to encircle and suppress, why didn't you dare to move only if you were only willing to survive, I am afraid that it would be upset to kill you by rushing to kill you."
"..." Li Jing was stunned.
There was a squeak in the Bull Devil's heart, and suddenly there was a bad premonition, it, Li Xiaobai's retreat that night was hated by Li Xiaobai's jealousy.
Li Mu looked back at the Bull Demon King and suddenly said, "Heaven, to prove that I am sincere, how about I invite you to dinner?"
The voice did not fall.
Makino ice's hand was already on the shoulder of the bull demon king.
The Bull Demon was shocked: "Li Xiaobai, you..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
next moment.
A large white cow of more than a thousand meters appeared out of thin air, covering a large area of Jingtan Temple.
Makino ice, holding a kitchen knife, flew up, and in front of the fifty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals who were familiar with the road, he used the technique of loosing the oxen.
The sudden scene stunned everyone.
"This..." Yang Jian, who was hiding in the dark, was dumbfounded, his head couldn't turn around a bit, what kind of a thing is this?
Just now, isn't the Bull Demon still having a meal with you happily?
Isn't he your comrade-in-arms?
Why turn your head to eat it in front of the enemy?
this way.
Who would dare to give you his life in the future?
"Master, Li Xiaobai is a lunatic, don't provoke him." The black hairs all over the snarling dog exploded and said tremblingly, "If you want me to say, give him Chenxiang, then grab him, the next step Maybe it's me who is being stewed!"
"..." Yang Jian gave a sudden shock, as if he understood Li Xiaobai's intentions.
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The four princesses and Zhu Bajie were pale and trembling, and they all remembered Li Xiaobai asking them to fight against tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers that night!
I'm afraid that at that time, Li Xiaobai will kill them!
"The hearts of the people are united, and the mountains are moving. It is easy for all of us to move our hearts together, and it is easy to lift the roof. The premise is that everyone is in trouble and does not leave a way for themselves..."
"If someone dared to attack our brothers, it's a big deal, and we will go to the Jade Emperor, and wipe out your group of rebellious evildoers..."
What Li Xiaobai had said rushed to their hearts, and at the time they thought he was just talking.
did not expect…
He actually did that!
But, they haven't done anything yet?
Is this the price of retreat?
Looking at the bull devil who was cut open with one knife.
The intestines of Fairy Baihua, Bajie Zhu, and the Fourth Princess of the East China Sea are all ruined. I had known that Li Xiaobai was so cruel at first, so what was he doing?
What worries them the most is that the pot for boiling meat for a while was made by the Bull Demon himself!
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In the sky.
The banner stops, the drum goes out!
Fifty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals watched Makino's ice freeing the ox, and there was no sound.
What if the enemy invites you to dinner on the battlefield?
Should I take a knife or chopsticks next?
Li Jing swallowed, and reached out his hand to wipe the non-existent sweat on his forehead: "Nezha, are we really misunderstanding the God of Cookery?"
Nezha pursed his lower lip and squatted: "I don't know either! Dad, there must be a ghost in it, but I can't tell you exactly where there is a problem! The boy just wants to ask Dad one thing now, When the beef is cooked, should we eat it or beat it?"
Li Jing looked blank, and muttered: "Yes! Eat or fight?"
Nezha: "Father, what shall I ask you?"
Li Jing returned to his senses: "I don't know. I have never met such an opponent on the battlefield! Moreover, he killed all the Bull Demon Kings, and I couldn't find a reason to catch him for a while. Oh! I can’t really tell about the Jade Emperor eating meat! Don’t catch them, the Jade Emperor’s business is not easy!
Nezha was silent for a moment, and said, "Father, or else! Let's eat first and then fight!"
Li Jing: "I can't explain it!"
Nezha swallowed his saliva and said, "Father, do you remember the Jade Emperor's behavior after eating the meat? After we finished eating, we said that the food was poisoned, that he murdered the heavenly officials, and arrested him and went back to ask the crime..."