Vol 2 Chapter 799: Die together
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 1498 characters
- 2021-04-29 01:59:31
A plate full of lotus root slices, glowing white, neatly crafted, the slices are as warm as white jade, decorated with green onions and red peppers, like a spiral mountain road stacked in a silver plate, it looks like a mouthwatering.
Even Li Jing subconsciously licked his lower lip when he saw the lotus root slice.
But soon, he realized that it was wrong to do this, his old face blushed, and when everyone's attention was attracted by the lotus root, he looked away like a thief, and he wanted to be discovered by Nezha. , I am afraid that a father-son battle is inevitable.
Gudong!
I don't know who swallowed.
"No one is allowed to grab it, I'll take the first bite." Bull Demon King slammed everyone away, reached out his hand to grab the top piece of lotus root, and sent it to his mouth.
"Cow Devil, do you dare?"
The soul entered the body, and the lotus root was transformed into a human form again. Nezha jumped up, stretched out his right hand, and the fire-tip spear automatically jumped to the palm of his palm. With his backhand, the tip of the spear pointed directly at the throat of the Bull Demon King.
After fought a silly battle, he became a one-armed Nezha, and his heart was aggrieved.
He didn't dare to provoke Mu Yebing, and vented his anger on the bull devil's head.
The Bull Demon waved his flaming spear away, and said angrily: "Old cow meat can be eaten, why can't your arm eat it?"
He took a step back, and pulled a pot of simmering and steaming stewed beef brisket from the side, and handed it to Nezha, "You think it's unfair, just change to eat."
"..." Nezha was in a daze when he looked at the sirloin that was sent to him by the Bull Demon King. He didn't even turn his head. He stared at the Bull Demon King blankly and suddenly didn't know what to say.
Facing the provocative look at the Cow Demon King, Nezha took the gun away in anger, fished out a piece of sirloin from the pot like an aggression, and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately: "Eat, eat, kill you... Uh...this...why does the beef smell like sunlight..."
Beef entrance.
The anger on Nezha's face vanished instantly.
At that moment, it seemed as if I was back when I was just learning to climb clouds, wearing a red bellyband, lying leisurely on the white clouds, letting the sun spill on my body.
It's full of happiness and satisfaction.
Since he became famous and became an important minister of heaven, it has been a long time since he felt such a simple feeling.
So comfortable!
I really want to be immersed in this pure satisfaction and never come out again.
Piece by piece of beef brisket was brought into his mouth by Nezha? He needs this kind of satisfaction? To soothe his injured little heart...
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Click!
Looking at Nezha who was intoxicated in the food, the Niu Devil chuckled lightly and threw the lotus root slices into his mouth? Chew carefully? Slowly aftertaste.
Fragrant, sweet, crisp...
It was as if riding in a crooked boat, rippling in the middle of the lotus pond, and the rich aura like white mist dispersed on the lotus field, moisturizing every pore of his.
The red and white lotus flowers spread out one after another.
Lian Xin was sitting with babbling lotus root dolls? Lined up and crawled into his mouth...
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Looking at Nezha, then at the Bull Demon King, Li Jing's eyes twitched: "Brother Dao..."
"King of heaven? Hello, brothers, should you have dinner? If you have anything to say, wait until you finish eating." Li Mu interrupted him? With a smile, "Dishes that are hard to cook? They won't taste good when they are cold."
"This..." Li Jing looked embarrassed.
"The pastor brother’s cooking skills have reached the pinnacle, our brothers still pointed to the heavenly king in front of the Jade Emperor and said a few words!" Li Mu smiled? "If Li Tianwang didn’t taste it himself, how could he appreciate the beauty of it? How does it taste?"
Li Mu's tone was calm, but Li Jing heard a faint threat from it.
The defeated general is not brave.
For Li Xiaobai and others who did not play cards according to common sense, Li Jing really had no good way to deal with it. He pondered for a moment, sighed secretly, clasped his fist and said: "Respect is worse than obeying orders. The soldiers listened to the order, followed the queue, and enjoyed the gift of the God of Cookery. Good food, no noise during eating..."
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Not making noise is simply a blasphemy against food.
Li Mu chuckled lightly. With the dishes made by Shiweitian, the saint can't rely on his own strength to stabilize his emotions, can't make noise, be funny...
as predicted.
The heavenly soldiers landed, and a bite of beef was lost.
The Holy Light reappears.
Ah, oh, woo, pee, etc. strange sounds one after another.
In a blink of an eye.
The celestial soldiers and generals were laid down in a large area, horribly unbearable.
However, the heavenly soldiers knew how to measure, and no one dared to attack the lotus root.
The corners of Li Jing's mouth twitched, wishing to cover his eyes and never watch this scorching scene again.
His temples are faintly swollen, and he is worried about how to explain to the Jade Emperor when he goes back!
With such an exaggerated diet effect alone, it’s impossible for the Queen Mother to let the God of Cookery preside over the Pan Peach Meeting. The God of Cookery is too whimsical...
"Heavenly King, please." Li Mu gestured with a smile.
"Please." Li Jing shivered. He turned around and saw Yang Jian, who was pale face next to him. He was happy, and he didn't bother to care about his relationship with Li Xiaobai and others. He smiled and said, "True monarch, it is better to meet by chance. Let’s enjoy the food together."
Difficulties are shared, and blessed are shared!
Tota is ashamed, and the justice gods don’t want to be alone. They lose face and lose face, and everyone will not be embarrassed to see each other in the future.
Think about it this way.
Li Jing's gaze suddenly became warm when he saw Yang Jian, he suddenly understood why the Bull Demon had to follow Li Xiaobai to eat all over the world...
Everyone will die together!
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"Heaven, Yang Jian suddenly remembered that there is still a batch of official documents waiting to be processed in the True Monarch Temple, so I won't be accompanied." Yang Jian glared at Li Jing and jumped out with regret.
He had experienced the terrifying effect of eating for the sky, and there was a shadow in his heart for a long time, although he still looked forward to eating it again and reminiscing about the wonderful feeling.
But it's definitely not in this crowd.
The Judicial God represents the dignity of the Heavenly Court, and he really wants to eat it. I am afraid that his position as the Judicial God will be over!
"What important official document makes the second brother not even care about eating." Li Mu smiled and stopped Yang Jian. "One day in the sky, one year on the ground, it is not bad for this meal. Last time I asked my second brother to eat. After the meal, the second brother left in a hurry. There was no comment, which made the pastor brother sad for a long time. This time, the pastor brother’s cooking skills have been diligent and must have eaten before leaving. After the meal, I still have things to do. I want to discuss with my second brother!"
Yang Jian's face reddened to the base of his neck in an instant, and he gave Li Mu a sad look, wishing to find a place to sew in on the spot, the image of the of justice, it's over!
"Master, I want to eat." Roaring Sky Dog licked the corner of his mouth, pleadingly pleading.
"Eat, eat, eat, you know to eat, and you will die." Yang Jian snarled the snarling dog to hide his embarrassment.
Li Jing was stunned. He looked at Yang Jian strangely, then suddenly shook his head and smiled heartily: "Giant Spirit God, sit down, eat with your belly wide open!"
"Xiaobai, you have hurt me." Yang Jian looked at Li Mu, gave a bitter smile, and passed the voice to Li Mu, "If this matter goes out, you and me should be in harmony with each other, I'm afraid it will be impossible!"
"No need." Li Mu smiled at him and replied, "Second brother, don't you understand? After today's events are spread, the world's eyes will be on me. The Three Mother's affairs are not important anymore. Now, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother should have the most headaches for me, but Li Tianwang failed to take me. According to the Jade Emperor’s routine, the next step should be to find someone to appease and coax my brothers into heaven as officials!"
He sneered and blinked at Yang Jian, and asked narrowly, "Second Brother Yang, is my villain doing what you want?"