Vol 2 Chapter 868: BBQ outside Nantianmen

"...Is he threatening me?" The Jade Emperor was furious, blowing his beard and staring, "What contribution does Li Xiaobai have to the Three Realms? He dared to ask me for the status of the Four Royals. On the contrary, I think he clearly wants to rebel. I really think After winning the Jiuyao Xingjun and Twenty-Eight Nights, I was afraid that he would not succeed, and wanted me to give him a will to analyze the immortal arts, bah, the beauty he wanted. Too white gold star, you went down to the world and did this for me. Doing mess, are you a courtier of the heavenly court or a courtier of Li Xiaobai?"
"The minister is naturally loyal to his majesty, but Li Xiaobai's general trend has been achieved. The Buddha has already sent a few bodhisattvas to the Jingtan Temple. If his majesty does not make up his mind, the minister is worried that it will be difficult to end in the end."
Looking at the room for anger, Taibai Jinxing swallowed Chenxiang's constitutional monarchy thing back. He sighed secretly, and finally understood why Li Xiaobai said he couldn't persuade the Jade Emperor.
His position is different from that of the Jade Emperor. When it comes to power struggles, the Jade Emperor will not compromise unless it is a last resort.
"I have practiced since I was a child, and have experienced 1,750 calamities before I can enjoy this infinite way. How can Li Xiaobai dare to fight with me." The Jade Emperor's face sank as water, and his eyes swept across his Royal Highness officials. I skipped Li Jing with his head down, and finally fell on Wen Zhong, "Puhua Tianzun, are you willing to punish the rebel Li Xiaobai on behalf of me?"
"Chen..." Wen Zhong frowned, stepped out of the ministers, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Your Majesty, what Taibai Jinxing said, the true monarch of Erlang, the great of the three altars of the sea, the nine stars of the nine stars, and the twenty-eight stars have Li Xiaobai to accept and descend, the Western Buddha If the Bodhisattvas are sent to the Jingtan Temple, the officials may not be able to win.
"I immediately gave an order to recall all the gods." Yudi said, "I don't believe it. The majesty of the heaven for tens of thousands of years is no more than the threat of a few days by Li Xiaobai..."
The voice did not fall.
Tian Nu Feng Huo Huo broke in from outside the hall: "Your Majesty Enlightenment, Slave has important business..."
The angrily Jade Emperor scolded angrily: "What kind of demeanor is it to panic?"
Tian Nu puffed and knelt down: "Your Majesty, it's not a slave or a dignity, it's Li Xiaobai who is rebellious and rebellious, and entrusted Feng Lin outside the Nantian Gate to curse your Majesty with words..."
The expressions of Taibai Jinxing and Li Jing changed suddenly.
Li Jing was shocked and asked, "She...what did she say?"
Tian Nu lay on the ground timidly: "The slave dare not say."
"Say." The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily, "I forgive you for your innocence."
Tiannu trembling: "He...she said that if the Jade Emperor has the heart to harm us, the five senses will be reversed and the hair will fall out..."
Taibai Jinxing's eyes went black and almost didn't faint.
Do evil!
How good is it for Li Xiaobai to toss in the mortal world? It will take at least decades to analyze the immortal arts to see success. What did he do to provoke this plague to heaven?
To curse the Jade Emperor outside the Nantian Gate, only Li Xiaobai can do it...
The Queen Mother was taken aback, remembering a series of unlucky times that had never happened to her in thousands of years, her face suddenly changed, and she whispered: "Speaking of the law must follow the law..."
"Presumptuous, lawless." The Jade Emperor's beard was trembling, and he didn't notice the abnormality of the Queen Mother. He even patted the table. "Taibai Jinxing, this is the Li Xiaobai you let me tolerate. I have already expressed kindness on the initiative, but what about him? I have to take an inch, and I cursed me outside the Nantian Gate. Tell me whether he still puts me in his eyes. This is a provocation to me. Our heavenly court cannot tolerate such a thief. Puhua Tianzun, the Big Four Heavenly King, Li Jing, and you, Taibai Venus, go to Nantian Gate as soon as possible, and kill Li Xiaobai at all costs. I don’t even want to see him..."
"Your Majesty!" Thinking of the curse she suffered, the Queen Mother wanted to intercede for Senior Brother Li Xiaobai, but she hadn't waited for him to speak.
A golden light suddenly flashed from outside the hall.
Immediately afterwards.
A strong fragrance filled the entire High Heaven Hall.
The Jade Emperor's voice stopped abruptly.
Gudong!
The weak heaven soldiers swallowed quietly.
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment. For a moment, his face was as black as ink: "Li Xiaobai deceived me, there is no one in the heavens, so what are you doing? Go out, all go out, while Sun Wukong and others are not there, besieged and killed Li Xiaobai..."
this time.
Even Taibai Jinxing couldn't say anything to plead for Li Xiaobai, they did too much.
This is all riding on the face.
I can't bear changing him to be the Jade Emperor!
then.
Under the shocking gaze of the Jade Emperor, the generals in the High Heaven Hall walked out in a swarm. The last time such a big battle was when Sun Wukong was making trouble in the heavenly court.
But at that time, the house collapsed and there were shouts of killing...
This time, all the scent lingering from the tip of the nose, occasionally a little sound, is also the sound of swallowing saliva.
The two battles of the Heavenly Court's conquest of Li Xiaobai had already spread, but the personal experience still made them feel so strange.
"Everyone, if you fight with Li Xiaobai, remember that you cannot use long-range spells..." The gods gathered outside the Lingxiao Hall, Taibai Jinxing glanced in the direction of Nantianmen, lowered his voice and exhorted, "Yang Jian and Tan Tan Gongde Buddha have changed. It's a cross-eyed."
The leader Wen Zhong paused. He was in charge of the Lei Department. Everyone in the Lei Department was best at thunder and lightning. How could there be a close attack by Lei Dian?
"It's not easy to fight close up." Li Jing sighed, "Jiu Yao Xingjun and Twenty-Eight Nights, they were stewed in a pot by Muye Bing."
"We can't fight remotely, and we can't fight close up. What are we doing in the past?" Wang Lingguan stopped, annoyed, "Shall we deliver food?"
"If it weren't because they were so difficult, Li had taken them down." Li Jing snorted dissatisfiedly. "There is also that crazy speech, what trick will the ghost know inexplicably?"
Wen Zhong's pace was even slower.
Is it a dish?
Hard to choose!
"For today's plan, I am not afraid of cross-eyes and curses, and I am afraid that I can cause harm to Li Xiaobai's brother and sister." Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a moment, and said, "I think their physical bodies and mana are almost equal to ordinary people."
"Venus, Jiu Yao Xingjun repeatedly attacked the time of the tea, and you didn't even hurt a single hair on the body of the ordinary person in your mouth." Li Jing sneered, "The three brothers and sisters are very sinister. The so-called mana is afraid of it. Deliberately show the enemy to be weak."
"Speaking of speaking, can't you fight?" Wen Zhong said with a black face.
"Tianzun is the master." Li Jing and Taibaijinxing shrank at the same time.
"I..." Wen Zhong choked, his face flushed, and he glanced backwards, the Lei Bu and all the heavens who followed him were all but nonsense, and their morale was extremely low.
"Tian Zun, Li Xiaobai and the three are so difficult to deal with, I am afraid that only Taoist Lu Ya's nail-headed seven arrows can hurt them!" Yao Tianjun sighed.
"Not to mention that I don't know the birth date of Li Xiaobai and others, even if I know it again, how could Saint Lu Ya act for Heaven?" Dong Tianjun shook his head.
The two heavenly monarchs said nonsense, but Wen Zhong was inspired. He turned his head and saw Haotian Emperor Lu Yue behind the crowd: "Emperor, I have nothing to do with Li Xiaobai. I am afraid that Only the emperor’s plague technique can hurt Senior Brother Li Xiaobai..."
The words were half-talked.
Wen Zhong's head suddenly forcibly turned to Nantian Gate.
It's not just him.
There are also all the heavenly soldiers and generals who are on duty outside. Although they stand straight, their heads are involuntarily swept to the side.
There are also cranes flying in the sky and golden dragons coiling around the pillars.
Of all the creatures who can see the Nantian Gate, no one can be spared...
Don't even think about moving your neck when you turn your head.
After witnessing this scene, Lu Yue's expression changed drastically: "Tianzun, I think Taibai Jinxing is right. We should deal with Li Xiaobai with gentleness. There is no other way..."
"..." The gods.
Taibai Jinxing was so relieved that the tears almost fell, and finally someone understood his difficulties.
Wen Zhong was silent for a moment. He wanted to look back at the Lingxiao Hall, but he couldn't turn his neck. He sighed helplessly: "First go to the Nantian Gate and meet Li Xiaobai before making a decision. If Li Xiaobai is really arrogant and domineering, the old man has no choice but to fight. I don’t want to face it, I will kill this for the heavenly court. After all, I am a courtier of the heavenly court, how can I let Li Xiaobai suppress it alone. All the heavenly monarchs of the Lei Department hold mine weapons, and listen to my orders at any time..."
"Yes." Lei Bu's all heavenly monarchs responded feebly. They were trapped by the Conferred God List and had to enter the Heavenly Court as officials. They would spend their days in the Heavenly Court and eat and drink.
When encountering a wicked like Li Xiaobai, long-distance turning into a cross-eyed, and being made into a dish near, the ghost is willing to truly contribute.
…
You can't turn your head around.
All the immortals flew straight towards the Nantian Gate.
Outside Nantianmen.
The guards of the heavens watched intently as a girl who was not more than ten years old turned the kebab on a shelf, his throats kept rolling.
Deng Zhongxin Huan two heavenly monarchs sat on the ground in despair, their clothes were disheveled, and their complexions were red, as if they had suffered a great deal of damage. They stared blankly at Mu Yebing turning the meat skewers without moving.
The rumored Li Xiaobai smiled, slowly comforting them...
As for Fairy Feng Lin, who masters how to speak and speak, her mouth is not idle, her voice is much louder than Li Xiaobai, but the content sounds less comfortable: "...who hurts the three of us will have diarrhea. More than that, the intestines pierced and died; the gods of the heavens joined our Jingtan Temple, they are all proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry; all the attacks we suffered will be returned to the attacker ten thousand times; those who hate us will automatically hang in the south Outside the Tianmen, I was bitten by a mortal dog ten times a day PP..."
"Li Tianwang, is her way of talking like this always?" Wen Zhong's heart trembled every time he heard a word, and he couldn't help asking.
"Always outrageous and absurd." Li Jing smiled bitterly, "I don't know which sentence will come true, but if you listen carefully, you will find that all her words are mostly for protection, and she has never deliberately targeted others unless she talks to them. Enemy. I have to say that being their enemy is a headache."
More than a headache?
It's like a dog bites a hedgehog and has nowhere to put his mouth!
Taibai Jinxing belly slander.
Wen Zhong was silent.
All the heavenly princes of Lei Department also made up their minds in an instant, whoever loves to make a move, who would make a move, anyway, they will not make a move anyway, what kind of words will the ghost know?
It’s great to learn Jiuyao Xingjun and Twenty-Eight Lakes, and invested in Jingtan Temple, which caused the Jade Emperor to have a headache.
…
Speaking skills.
The gods approached the Nantian Gate.
then.
Everyone was silent.
You can see clearly when you are close, that Li Xiaobai is not trying to comfort Deng Zhongxinhuan at all.
He stood behind Mu Yebing, and the magic weapon on his wrist projected an image in the void.
Some fairy gods eating in a loop on the video.
The screen changes quickly.
But every scene is blushing, accompanied by weird sounds.
The faces making those voices are still very familiar.
When they arrived, the screen just switched to Taibaijinxing.
Watching Taibai Jinxing with a beard, he tore open and moved forward, floating in the air, with his hands up and down, turning around enchantingly on his face...
"Venus, you..." All the fairy gods in the heavenly court were shocked. If it weren't for turning their heads, Taibai Venus could be sifted by their eyes.
For that matter, Taibai Venus is still blushing, covering his face, and his lips are trembling: "Zhuzi, Zhuzi, shame the old man..."
In the harsh environment of Jingtan Temple, it doesn't matter how you eat, anyway, everyone is the same.
Moreover, since Makino Bing has classified the medicinal effects of meals, Taibai Jinxing can choose any one that makes him comfortable to eat and experience the joy of food.
But Li Xiaobai's public execution of everything he had in Jingtan Temple in the pure land of Heavenly Court was tantamount to public execution.
Taibai Jinxing’s shame is almost overwhelming. I can’t wait to catch Li Xiaobai and smash him into pieces before he can cut his hatred!
If I had known this, why did he return to heaven!
Is it good to stay in Jingtan Temple?
Even if Li Xiaobai uses his image to make trouble in the heavenly court, at least he doesn't know it!
But I have to say.
Taibai Jinxing has always been quick-witted, and immediately thought of a countermeasure.
Extending the cuisine of the God of Cookery, everyone in the court is accustomed to his dishes, then he is a drop of water in the sea, no one cares about him!
As for the Jade Emperor?
Constitutional monarchy, thinking about it, is actually quite good!
…
"Old Xing'er, I can count on you!" Li Mu's gaze penetrated Muyebing and fell on Taibaijinxing. When Muyebing is cooking, he always chooses the right position, not only can you watch When he is cooking, he can still see the overall situation. He raises his hand and clasps his fists upwards, "How can Li and so many immortals come to greet him, and I am ashamed of it."
shameless!
All the immortals took a sip in their hearts, how big this guy's heart is to make the pretending to be foolish so realistic.
"Old Xing'er, I'm waiting for you to wait anxiously, so I asked the pastor brother to cook some dishes outside the Nantian Gate. Isn't it important?" Li Muxiao asked Taibai Jinxing.
"It's not tight, it's not tight." Taibai Jinxing who had made up his mind came out more and more, rushing in front of Wen Zhong, and acting as the master for him, "The Jade Emperor is the most magnanimous, and doesn't account for trivial matters."
The immortals looked at the back of Taibai Venus and fell into silence again. Was this stimulated, or did they follow the law?
Sure enough, all the gods who were in contact with Li Xiaobai would become abnormal.
"That's good." Li Mu smiled, "It's a coincidence that everyone is immortal family. It's not as good as it came. My junior's barbecue just came to the end. After all the immortal houses have eaten, we will go to see the Jade Emperor. Old star enters. After so long, I must have negotiated with the Jade Emperor to award my senior brothers and sisters official positions."
Give you a reward!
I can't wait to frustrate you!
Taibai Jinxing's eyes twitched, and he turned to the ground facing Li Xiaobai, but because he wanted to pay attention to Makino ice cooking, his neck was involuntarily raised, so that his movements looked strange, but fortunately, he quickly noticed his body. He straightened up and said with a blushing face: "Mr. Li, Taibai is ashamed and failed to persuade the Jade Emperor. To be honest, the immortal officials behind me came to punish the Jade Emperor on the orders of the Jade Emperor. Kill your senior brothers and sisters!"
Taibaijinxing who spared no effort put everyone on fire in just one sentence.