Vol 2 Chapter 959: Imperceptibly
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 3149 characters
- 2021-04-29 01:59:56
Pet?
Who would have bruised all pets?
Whose pets are afraid to eat, you are almost pestering the roast chicken in its mouth...
Tang Seng’s mouth was dry, and he instinctively felt that what he was saying was wrong. He glanced at Lu Ren, who had suddenly deformed in front of him just now, and his heart trembled, afraid that he might have encountered a mountain spirit or a ghost?
"Donor, the ways are different and we don't want to seek each other. The poor monk thinks we should leave alone..." Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, but decided to save himself.
"Master, your horse is gone." Li Mu interrupted him with a smile.
"..." Tang Seng was stunned.
"Monk, you shirk in every possible way. Do you look down on our two brothers?" Li Mu pressed the tiger's top flower skin with one hand, looked at Tang Seng with a bitter expression, and pointed at Luren, "He is not a monster, just put on a pair of Armor. We are really good people."
Lu Ren glanced at Tang Seng, activated the panther suit, and put it away again.
The tiger crawls on the ground and trembles, biting the roast chicken in its mouth, neither swallowing nor swallowing it.
Lu Ren felt that Li Xiaobai’s attitude was a bit aggressive, so he sighed and decided to relax the atmosphere: "Master, we..."
"Old Road, shut up. The Bodhisattva taught us to be compassionate, have you forgotten?" Li Mu interrupted him without hesitation, and said awe-inspiringly, "The master just misunderstood us twice, and you plan to leave him. Regardless? The master has no power to bind the chicken, just like his thin skin and tender meat, he was eaten by the tiger within ten miles. What do you want? Because he looked down on us and threw him down, that is the life of Caosuga."
"I did not say……"
"I do not have……"
Two sounds sounded at the same time.
"For the sake of dreams, cooperate with me." Li Mu glared at Lu Ren, Transmitting stopped him, turned to Tang Seng, and smiled, "Master, you said, I listen with great respect."
NMB!
Luren's face flushed instantly, and she was speechless for a long time.
At this moment, he recognized the true face of the dream-realizer, and he could make three points if he was rational or unreasonable, and he could do everything he could. It was too shameless.
Tang Seng not only blushed, but also a trace of guilt: "Donor, the poor monk did not mean to look down on you, the poor monk is just, just..."
"Master, you are really welcome, the Buddhist disciples are a family, we voluntarily walk with the master, and will never receive a single cent from the master." Li Mu interrupted Tang Seng again and said sincerely.
"I..." Tang Seng choked in his throat, completely unable to answer the conversation, he couldn't understand, how could he become a villain who looks down on people and caress about him in just a few words!
"Master, needless to say, I understand." Li Mu reached out and pulled Tang Seng up, and said thoughtfully, "Old road lost your horse, we will pay."
"..." Lu Ren was extremely wronged, and I came together, so I should be the villain if I co-authored it!
"Amitabha, the poor monk did not mean that, and the horse was lost." Tang Seng sighed helplessly, "It's just that there is a customs clearance written by His Majesty King Tang on the horse's back, and the purple golden bowl given by the Bodhisattva should not be lost..."
Speaking, Tang Seng was stunned.
He looked at Li Xiaobai who was smiling, his face flushed, and he still cared about horses in the end...
He can't take off the hat of greed for money and profit.
Lu Ren stared.
Come on, it's still the master of dreams who is clever, Tang Seng himself fell into the pit, this time there is no excuse for throwing them away.
Li Mu smiled: "Let's go, the old way, let's go find a horse for the master."
As he said, he kicked the tiger's ass. The tiger raised his head and glanced at Li Mu. With relief, he bit the roast chicken and staggered into the depths of the dense forest.
Lu Ren glanced at the direction where the tiger was escaping, and couldn't help grinning. This Nima, how cruel the tiger had to be bullied, formed a conditioned reflex.
The horse is lost. The mountains are high and the forests are dense. It is not realistic to find it by yourself. What's more, the tiger was put back in the forest by the murderer in front of him. Who knows if the tiger will eat him after separation...
Tang Seng glanced at Li Xiaobai, and followed them like a fate, right when what they said was true!
"Master, just go with us. To tell you the truth, tigers within a hundred li are my pets. They don't recognize anyone except me. If you are really eaten by them, you will be wronged. No one who collected the dead body could be found." Li Mu talked with Tang Seng as he walked.
Lu Ren trembled, looked at Li Xiaobai weirdly, and thought secretly, this guy won’t do harm to tigers in a radius of a hundred miles!
Tang Seng only agreed with Li Xiaobai, and was extremely anxious. Wei really didn’t know if it was a good thing or a bad thing to go with these two strong men to Xitian?
When he walked on the path, Li Mu glanced deep into the dense forest, shook his head and retracted his gaze. There, Liu Boqin, who had saved Tang Monk's life, was holding a bow and arrow, hiding behind a tree shivering.
This time, he didn't even get the quota of Dragon Set, completely reduced to a background board.
Different from Tang Seng, Liu Boqin walks in the mountains and forests all year round, and naturally knows how difficult it is to conquer a tiger as a pet. He is just a small hunter, how dare he come out and be close to such a strongman.
……
Tang Seng’s horse is not difficult to find. Li Mufei got up and scanned the air and found the white horse gnawing on the grass not far away.
He flew to the side of the horse, held the horse’s neck with one hand and flew back with the white horse, and threw it in front of Tang Seng: "Elder Tang, fortunately not insulting."
Fuck!
Luren’s heart is beating fast, he deserves to be someone who can the Infinite Gloves from Thanos. The Dreamer has two brushes!
Flying with a tiger in one hand, holding a white horse in flight, Tang Seng was stunned again, looked at Li Mu in surprise, and asked: "Li Shizhu, is it possible that he is a god?"
"I don't dare to be a god, I have learned two-handed Taoism." Li Mu's goal was achieved, and he smiled heartily. "I don't have a two-handed skill, and I dare not say anything to Elder Tang to Xitian. Please also ask the elder to count it. See if the items in the package are missing?"
"Amitabha Buddha." After receiving the package, Tang Seng's heart was mixed.
He was touched.
Having such a skill but still willing to walk with him, I am afraid that he is really saving the abdomen of a gentleman with a villain!
Li Xiaobai speaks straightforwardly, and he should also be enthusiastic by nature. He can't demand that everyone be gentle and polite, he is the one who is in the spotlight!
After knowing what was wrong, Tang Seng put his hands together and bowed to Li Muqing: "Li Shizhu, Xuanzang has missed the kindness of Brother Xian, and Wang Haihan."
"The elders are polite. It should be taken care of by others." Li Mu picked Tang Seng up and smiled, "The journey to the west is far away. If Elder Tang has something to do, just tell the two of us, don't look at my brothers vulgarity. , But they are all enthusiastic people."
"That's right." After adapting for a long time, Lu Ren finally entered the role. To be able to enter the sutra group, he does not necessarily have to be Tang Seng's apprentice. This is good for now.
"So there will be Brothers Lao Xian." Tang Seng once again saluted, "When the poor monk finishes the scriptures and returns to the Tang Dynasty, he will owe His Majesty the Tang Dynasty to Brother Ming Xian."
"That's not necessary. We are sincere people who respect the Buddha. We don't care about those vain fame and profit." Li Mu smiled and waved his hand.
"..." Tang Seng's face was stagnant, and he was sceptical about how to respond.
He understands the reason for his discomfort.
It is not that Li Xiaobai is poking his heart with every sentence, but because he is not as transparent as the vulgar person in front of him.
Compared with the true temperament of Li Xiaobai, he is not like an eminent monk, but like a stupid and stubborn layman.
After all, it’s still not enough practice...
……
"This place was originally the Five Elements Mountain. It was renamed Liangjie Mountain by Tang Zhengxi Dingguo. There is a demon monkey at the foot of the mountain. It is quite interesting. When the elders pass by, you can go and see it." Li Mu acted as a tour guide. The character, parallel to Tang Seng, walked and introduced him to the surrounding situation.
Lu Ren led the horse behind, and wanted to insert a few words, but didn't know what to say. When watching TV, he always imagined that after crossing, he would surely kill the Quartet.
But after I really crossed it, I realized that the protagonist is not so good.
Lost the aura brought by the familiar environment and identity. In an unfamiliar world, he can't control the situation at all. You can't talk to Tang Seng about the customs of the modern earth!
However.
The scenery along the way is not bad, I haven't been so relaxed in a long time.
"The poor monk was out of the Tang Dynasty for the first time, and he was not familiar with the westward road. It was arranged by the benefactor Li," When he accepted Li Mu, Tang Sengzhong became the humble and polite gentleman.
As long as he can obtain the truth smoothly, it is better to have Li Xiaobai accompanied by two persons than to embark on the unpredictable westward road alone.
"Elder, your steps are a bit slow!" Walking to a flat wilderness, Li Mu suddenly stopped and frowned.
Tang Seng stunned, this is not because you have been walking, am I not embarrassed to ride a horse?
He subconsciously glanced at the white horse led by Lu Ren.
"It has nothing to do with horses." Li Mu smiled, "Even if it is a horse of thousands of miles, tens of thousands of miles, high mountains and dangerous waters, how fast can it go? At this speed, it will take 20 to 30 years to reach the western sky. After that."
"Twenty or thirty years?" Tang Seng was taken aback by this time, feeling at a loss, "How can this be good? I promised His Majesty Tang, I will return in two or three years at most, Li Sovereign..."
"Just call me Xiaobai." Li Mu smiled.
Tang Seng's mind was a little flustered, and he changed his name accordingly: "Xiao Bai, let's hurry up, can we be faster?"
"I can't go anywhere soon!" Li Mu shook his head, took out a pair of nail-capped boots from his backpack, and activated the Pim particle amplification, "I have a pair of rocket boots here, and the elders may be able to learn how to control them."
Xing Jue’s rocket boots?
Lu Ren raised his eyebrows, panther suit, Pim particles, and rocket boots. Are you planning to use Marvel’s resources to clear the Westward Journey?
However, he didn't say anything. He couldn't stand it after fourteen years of honestly walking in the Marvel world.
After all, in the setting of Journey to the West, gods cannot take mortals to fly for a long time.
Usually, monsters capture Tang Seng away, and the method used is to capture Tang Seng away, regardless of Tang Seng’s feelings.
There is also a saying that Sun Wukong and others are unwilling to fly with Tang Seng on their backs. They follow the rules specified above and let Tang Seng walk honestly and endure hardship.
I just don’t know if giving Tang Seng rocket boots is considered breaking the rules, will the fairy gods on it care?
is getting more and more interesting!
Lu Ren lifted his chin and looked at Li Xiaobai, who explained the functions of rocket boots to Tang Monk, and looked forward to this unknown journey to realize his dreams.
Li Xiaobai wore rocket boots for a circle of demonstrations. Under Tang Seng's envious eyes, he took off and handed it to him: "Elder Tang might as well try it himself. If you want to be good at work, you must first sharpen your tools. We can wait here. The elder is familiar with Rocket Boots, and it's not too late to hurry."
He has flying thaumaturgy, but this magic depends on the slowest person in the team. Taking Tang Seng is not much different from walking.
Yu Jianshu can take him to fly, but the purpose of the client is not to learn from the experience, but to step through the barrier step by step, and he still has to give Li Hailong time to prepare...
So, using rocket boots to raise Tang Seng's speed is the right way.
Tang Seng is weak in character, but firm in will.
In order to learn the scriptures, he can withstand any pain, including flying in the air wearing boots.
However, the Tang Seng who did not become a Buddha is an ancient person with a mortal body. ,
Never really went to heaven.
Suddenly using high-tech to fly into the sky, the perception will naturally appear to be a certain deviation, and it will take some time to adapt.
It took an afternoon before he could barely fly three feet off the ground with his rocket boots staggering.
Rao is so, and he also threw a handsome face into a black and swollen face, and he couldn't see a piece of good meat coming.
It was Lu Ren. After practicing a few times, he mastered the flying skills of rocket boots. He flew around in the air wearing rocket boots, yelling in excitement.
……
When Monk Tang was practicing rocket boots.
Li Mu flies here and there, always looking up at the sky.
Lu Ren noticed Li Mu's small movements and came to him, curiously asked: "Xiao Bai, what are you looking for?"
"Six Ding Liujia, four-valued meritorious Cao, five ways to reveal the truth, guardian Jialan, the group of gods who secretly protect the Tang monk." Li Mu glanced at him, lowered his voice, and said, "Old road, you said I took rocket boots. It's all given to Monk Tang, which is equivalent to cheating for him. Why didn't these guys come out to interfere with us?"
"In the entire journey to the west, they didn't come out a few times." Lu Ren said, "Moreover, every time they play, they will transform into a mortal appearance, enlighten the Tang monk, and seldom really help. They belong to the Heavenly Court, and the Wufang Jiezhu and the Guardian Garan belong to Buddhism. I think these guys should be the eyes of the Heavenly Court and Buddhism, and they are responsible for monitoring the sutra-learning team!
"Then you say, are these conspiracies?" Li Mu smiled and looked at Lu Ren and asked.
"Don't count it!" Lu Ren hesitated.
"Heh!" Li Mu glanced at Luren, and said contemptuously, "Forget it or not, you say it. The terms are clearly stated in the contract, and we must follow the contract. Not afraid of 10,000, just in case, You can’t let these immortals follow us secretly. Otherwise, your wish has not been fulfilled, and you will have to walk the westward journey again."
"Are you serious?" Lu Ren asked in surprise.
"It really can't be true anymore." Li Mu looked at him and said with a serious face, "Everything the dream master does is for the customer's dream, and you must be 100% satisfied."
Lu Ren felt Li Xiaobai’s determination, could not help swallowing, laughed dryly, and asked: "What are you going to do? They are gods, representing the two powers of Heaven and Buddhism!"
"Find them out and turn enemies into friends!" Li Mu smiled, took out the shrunken painting boat from his backpack, turned the Pim particles to restore the painting boat to its original shape, and moved towards Tang Seng, who was still persevering in contact with the flying boat not far away. Yelled, "Elder Tang, the sky is getting dark, it's better to eat something and rest for a night, and it won't be too late to practice tomorrow."
Tang Seng staggered down from the sky and saw the double-layered paintings suddenly appeared on the flat ground. He couldn't help but froze in place: "Xiao Bai, this..."
"Elder, the journey to the west is far away, and the land is sparsely populated. This painting boat is for my brothers to rest at night." Li Mu took Tang Seng and jumped to the deck, "Although it is not as comfortable as the elder's temple, it is always It's better than sleeping and sleeping, and please don't dislike the elders..."
Disgusted?
Smelling the scent of Ruoruuowu's daughter from the painting house, Tang Seng was speechless for a while. This time I went to Xitian to learn the scriptures, and I was ready to go back!
It’s good now, rocket boots, paintings, this trip to the west is more enjoyable than in the palace!
……
In Tang Seng’s shocked expression, Li Mu stretched out his hand and pulled off a white curtain, took off a Qimozhu from his wrist, and activated the projection function.
Suddenly.
Light and shadow flicker.
A black and white movie was projected onto the white cloth.
Tang Seng and Lu Ren's eyes were attracted at the same time.
"What is this?" Tang Seng asked.
"A magic weapon to record the scenery along the way." Li Mu introduced with a smile, "It recorded some exotic customs. The journey to Lingshan is far away and you have to experience countless countries. The customs of these countries are completely different from that of the Tang Dynasty. The elders can Observe and familiarize yourself in advance, and you won’t be embarrassed when you act in those countries."
"Goodness." Tang Seng sighed and saluted Li Mu again, "Xiao Bai is still considerate, this time I can walk with Xiao Bai, the poor monk is very lucky!"
It was Lu Ren next to him. Looking at the words "Roman Holiday" typed at the beginning of the film, he was dumb and dumb, and a black line appeared.
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