Vol 2 Chapter 985: Love is the most bloody

Eight Baili Liusha River.
Li Mu let Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong enter the water, calling out Monk Sha.
Monk Sha was surprised by the luxurious configuration of the study group, but confirmed the identity of Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng's customs clearance document, and still joined the study group.
after all.
Knowing the arrangement of the Bodhisattva and his Dharma name, Sha Wujing, the conditions are met, and the possibility of mistakes is unlikely.
So far.
The staff of the study group was finally ready.
The painting boat itself can fly, so it doesn't need the nine skulls of Monk Sha.
Therefore, the skull is still carried around his neck as a jewelry, so that he looks quite vicious.
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Although joining the learning team, Monk Sha still maintained a half-trusted attitude towards Tang Seng.
He found an opportunity and approached Zhu Bajie: "Second brother, was Tang Seng really chosen by the Bodhisattva to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures? You were not deceived by him, right?"
no way.
The learning group looked too rude.
Liu Ding Liu Jia is all about delivering meals.
The means of transportation used to learn from is actually a painting boat used by women, and the rooms are still fragrant, which really makes Monk Sha not quite used to it.
"It's like a fake replacement, the little white dragon in charge of the boat was also arranged by the Bodhisattva." Gao Cuilan is too abnormal these days, and Zhu Bajie is not in a good mood, and said dullly. I don’t know where I went. Moreover, when he passed through Huangfengling, Tang Seng had already been certified by Lingji Bodhisattva, and he can't be wrong."
"The Bodhisattva is allowed to bring the family members?" Monk Sha pointed to Gao Cuilan and asked.
"That's my family." Zhu Bajie looked at Monk Sha and said.
"..." Sha Wujing was silent for a while. He looked at Gao Cuilan who was guarding Tang Seng's side. When he looked at Zhu Bajie again, his eyes turned into contempt and sympathy. He swallowed all the words he wanted to ask, and finally, faintly suffocated. In one sentence, "Second brother, your sacrifice is big enough."
"No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak." Zhu Bajie glared at Sha Wujing angrily, "Do you think you are still learning the scriptures as you think? I tell you, you have a big event! Lingji Bodhisattva has been turned into a dog. Now, Guanyin Bodhisattva does not dare to ask people who learn from the scriptures! You have no idea how much trouble is involved..."
"..." Sha Wujing was taken aback, looked at Tang Seng, and then at the inscrutable Li Xiaobai, feeling a sense of tension for no reason, he lowered his voice, "A few days ago, a group of dog spirits flew over the Liusha River. Is it related to Lingji Bodhisattva?"
"Don't ask, I should let you know, I will naturally let you know." Zhu Bajie found the place, looked at Gao Cuilan next to Tang Seng, gritted his teeth, "You just need to know that everything on the painting boat contains profound meaning. correct."
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"Elder Tang, drink tea." Gao Cuilan eagerly pushed the tea cup in front of Tang Seng, shyly said.
"The poor monk come by himself." Tang Seng took a step back cussly.
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"Elder Tang, I think you broke your clothes when you were practicing yesterday. Why don't you take it off and I will mend it for you!" Gao Cuilan looked at Tang Monk's torn sleeves with a gentle expression on her face.
"Miss Gao, the poor monk come by yourself." Tang Seng blushed and looked at Zhu Bajie timidly, and quickly dodged.
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"Elder Tang, it is said that the Great Tang Dynasty in the East is very prosperous. What kind of scene is there? I grew up in Gao Laozhuang since I was a child. I only heard about it from others, and I don’t know if I have a chance to go to Chang'an. One time, can the elder talk to the little girl first?"
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"Elder Tang, when I was just practicing, I didn't know why my heart suddenly hurt when I was doing my internal force. I didn't understand the master's explanation. Can Elder Tang help me solve my doubts?"
"Miss Gao, please respect yourself."
"Elder Tang, how can you say such a thing, we are just communicating normally, Wu can not mind."
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"The clearer is self-clean. Elder Tang is the master of Wu Neng, and the same elder brother who practiced martial arts with Cuilan. In Cuilan's heart, Elder Tang is like a brother and father, and Cuilan left her hometown. Above the painting boat, only Cuilan A woman wants to find a reliable person to relieve her depression. I didn't expect to cause trouble to the elders. I'm sorry, I'm really not the kind of person the elders thought..."
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"Elder Tang, are you afraid that Wu will be unhappy, so you avoid me and don't want to talk to me? I really envy you that you are all male, you can communicate freely, and you are never afraid of misunderstandings..."
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The above is what Monk Sha saw.
From the initial tweaking, to the proficient use of various small emotions and green tea quotations.
Gao Cuilan spent three days.
of course.
Li Xiaobai's teaching is indispensable.
Whenever it came to a critical moment, Gao Cuilan didn't know what to say, or when she flinched, Li Xiaobai's precise instructions could always be heard in time.
With the master's backing, Gao Cuilan didn't dare to dare. Compared with the guilt of pestering Tang Seng, she was more afraid that Li Xiaobai would drive him away.
But soon, Gao Cuilan fell in love with this feeling of taboo.
Not only because of Tang Sengchang's handsome appearance, it can satisfy her inner expectation that she can't get.
The most important thing is that she was very happy to see that Zhu Bajie looked at her eyes after approaching Tang Seng, with various emotions such as surprise, astonishment, jealousy, suspicion and so on.
The old pig who knew how to obsess her body before even started to take the initiative to care about her, asking her for her warmth, and even cold-eyed Tang Seng for her, cynicism, so that she could enjoy a kind of alternative satisfaction for no reason.
She never thought that women could still live like this!
The master is right, the relationship really needs to be managed carefully...
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Gao Cuilan is the daughter-in-law of her apprentice.
Tang Seng refused her sudden enthusiasm at first.
But after two or three rejections.
Suddenly Li Xiaobai’s voice transmission came from his ear: "Cooperate with Gao Cuilan, match her and Zhu Wuneng, don’t miss your junior’s lifelong happiness. Don’t think this is a sin, this is to train your mind, you can try Through Gao Cuilan's exercises and normal communication with women."
then.
For Gao Cuilan's happiness, to become a Buddha.
With Zhu Bajie's murderous gaze, Tang Seng bit his scalp and began to have some simple interactions with Gao Cuilan.
He was completely disappointed with the Lingshan Buddhas, and Li Xiaobai's path became his only way. As Li Xiaobai said, he must bravely break through himself.
then.
There was a misunderstanding of Monk Sha.
People who don't understand will definitely treat them as a couple when they see two people close to them.
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Seeing Gao Cuilan and Tang Seng's behavior, Xiao Bailong couldn't help but think of the Halloween princess and Nine-headed insect who had affair on the wedding night.
The scar in Xiao Bailong's heart, who had endured the betrayal of love, was relentlessly uncovered.
He looked at Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan with disgust in his eyes.
However, the master Zhu Bajie didn't say anything.
Naturally, he is not good to go on his behalf and teach the couple of dogs and men.
He wanted to leave this dirty team to find freedom, but Xiao Bailong did not have the courage to face Li Xiaobai directly. He could only relieve his depression by putting all his thoughts on the boat and enjoying the scenery outside the boat. Gas.
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Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan were ordered to play ambiguously, Zhu Bajie was inexplicably eating vinegar, Xiao Bailong became the lonely helm. Monk Sha felt that the entire scripture study team was not serious, and he asked what happened before...
Under Li Xiaobai's unremitting efforts, the learning team went down at a flying speed.
The master is not like the master, and the apprentice is not like the apprentice.
Watching Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan talk more and more speculatively, it seems that the next moment they plan to practice the affectionate sword.
Lu Ren, who was practicing martial arts with them, finally couldn't help it. He called Li Mu into the room and said, "Xiaobai, what's the matter with Cuilan? How do I feel that she is becoming more and more like Pan Jinlian. If this continues, Zhu Bajie It's going to kill the teacher!"
"Why is it like this? You ask me?" Li Mu waved his hand to blindfold and looked at Lu Ren. "There are so many women on the way to learn the scriptures. What do you want me to do, of course, you can match each other. Up."
"So, you just let Tang Seng and Gao Cuilan hook up?" Lu Ren asked with a black face.
The space for painting a boat is so big, and everyone sees the scene where Li Xiaobai tie red lines to Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan.
After Li Xiaobai called Gao Cuilan to the room to give a lecture, Gao Cuilan gave up Zhu Bajie the next day and took the initiative to get close to Tang Seng. No one believed that he was not a ghost.
"The two of them are what I use to stimulate Zhu Bajie." Li Mu said.
"It's pretty much the same." Lu Ren breathed a sigh of relief.
"However, how can Gao Cuilan and Tang Seng have true affection? I don't mind them being together. Isn't love a process of mutual selection and familiarity?" Li Mu smiled slightly, and continued, "Tang Seng really fell in love with him. Gao Cuilan, we'll find another one for Zhu Bajie. Anyway, that pig is very fascinating..."
"..." Lu Ren widened his eyes, looked at Li Mu incredulously, and said madly, "Do you guys have no bottom line?"
"Severe cases need strong medicine." Li Mu snorted and said, "The time is short and the task is urgent. They are not allowed to fight or kill, and if they do not use any means, they can find their true love in the year of the monkey? What are the scripture groups? People, you know better than me, do you really let them fall in love freely?"
"..." Lu Ren was speechless.
"Also, I suggest that you also get involved in Gao Cuilan's emotional world, and interact with them more." Li Mu looked at Lu Ren and said, "Your wish is to join the Confucian Study Group. I will help you join it. You again. It is required to find true love for everyone in the study group. In theory, you must also find love in this world, otherwise, we will not be able to go back."
"I... also looking for true love?" Lu Ren was stunned and couldn't take care of Zhu Bajie's emotions for a moment.
"Otherwise?" Li Mu sneered, "The old road, there are not many female fairies along the way, you'd better make plans early, and don't spend your mind on practicing the flower girl. White bone spirit, mouse spirit, jade rabbit spirit, spider spirit, and Apricot tree spirit, what type do you like, report to me in advance so that I can arrange it for you."
Cold sweat came out of Lu Ren's forehead, and he squatted: "I don't need it, I don't have any plans!"
"Unless you don't want to go back, or if your dream fails, you lose all your memories." Li Mu glanced at him, "Don't blame me for not reminding you that once you fail, you will be deprived of money. The time consumed will not be supplied to you. So. , Love should be talked about or talk about."
Hell, Lu Ren's eyes widened: "Xiaobai, Monkey King?"
"Going to find someone." Li Mu remembered his arrangements for Monkey King, and smiled, "Don't underestimate Brother Monkey. He has a very strong sense of crisis. It is very possible that he was the first to find love among all people."
"Can I choose the king of the daughter country?" Lu Ren walked around the room anxiously, and finally stood in front of Li Mu, with red eyes, "The fairy in Journey to the West is so weird, I can't speak. ."
"It's up to you who is not the king of the daughter country!" People don't want to kill themselves for their own sake, and in a blink of an eye, the client plans to women from Tang Seng, people! Li Mu chuckled, "You heard my arrangement for Tang Seng before. His heart to the Buddha is firm. Waiting for him to give up. With his handsome appearance, I don't think your chances of winning are very great. You'd better choose one. A low-difficulty goal."
"Fuck!" Lu Ren scolded fiercely, his face a little ugly.
"Knowing the plot and various love routines, it shouldn't be difficult for you to fool a female fairy!?" Li Mu looked at him narrowly.
"I recognize the plot, but it can be said that love routines, I really don't understand! I have the ability to coax girls, do I need to do this daydream?" Lu Ren cried out, "Xiao Bai, you have to help me." I am not demanding, beautiful and young, and at least I have to be a person or a fairy. I can't convince myself to fall in love with a monster. I finally come here, and I don't want to go back empty-handed!"
"Let's take a look!" Li Mu smiled, and took another Qimoyuzhu from his wrist. "There is a love book I have stored in it. You can read it if you have nothing to do. In Journey to the West, teach one. For modern people to fall in love, I'm also enough for the dreamer to do this."
Lu Ren took over Qi Mo Youzhu with a complicated expression, and tentatively asked: "Xiao Bai, you should be a member of the Jing Tuan, right?"
Li Mu stopped abruptly: "What nonsense? How can I count as a member of the sutra group? I'm just leading you through the sutras."
"You personally said to Guanyin Bodhisattva that you led Tang Seng to walk through the path of sutras, and calm all the monsters on the road..." Lu Ren said nonchalantly, "If so, you are also a member of the sutra group and the leader."
Damn Murphy's Law!
Was it doomed to fail this mission from the very beginning?
Li Mu's face turned black in an instant: "It's okay to go out first. I have to carefully consider the subsequent deployment."
"Why don't we go to the sky to find gods!" Lu Ren was in a good mood when Li Mu was also mixed in. "The seven fairies who pick peaches, I think they are all pretty good, and they have good personalities..."
"roll."
Li Mu let out angrily and waved Lu Ren out.
If even he himself is considered a member of the Scripture Group, this mission will undoubtedly lead to the most extreme mode.
His own goals and pursuits were firmer than Tang Seng, and it was much more difficult for him to find true love than to destroy the world.
There was such a moment.
Li Mu even gave up this task deliberately.
but.
He finally convinced himself to settle down.
This is his mission to ascend stars. He hasn't reached the last step, so he can't give up lightly. Maybe he can think of a way to circumvent the setting that he is a member of the study group.
Li Xiaobai is an upright chess player, how could it be a on the chessboard...
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