Vol 2 Chapter 987: Skewered

They said that they had learned from the past, and in the end they all rushed to marry their wives, and they were still rushing to each other. Didn’t you find something wrong?
Thief ship, this is a thief ship!
If I knew this before, how about becoming a horse?
You won't force a horse to get married!
Xiao Bailong looked at Li Xiaobai with a horror. You always want to fight against the Buddha. Don't use me as a gun!
"Ao Lie, after Lingji Bodhisattva left, the scripture-learning group is already a whole on the side of Tathagata, don't let yourself be mistaken." Li Mu's voice sounded in Xiao Bailong's ears in time.
Journey to the west, the dragon clan is a humble existence, anyone can step on it.
If it weren't for pacifying Xiao Bailong who took the initiative to find love, Li Mu's methods would not be so gentle!
Li Mu thought of a gentle method, but it sounded like a bolt from the blue in Xiao Bailong's heart. He squeezed out an ugly smile: "So, Ao Lie would like to thank Lingshan Buddha."
People under the eaves have to bow their heads.
Li Xiaobai was a big boss who dared to fight against the whole Lingshan. After all, Xiao Bailong didn't dare to fight him hard, but he made up his mind to just let the matter go.
It's not up to him to find a wife or not.
If you can't find it, you can't find it. If you don't drink water, you can't force your head!
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"...Or come directly to my house
Invite me to another meal
Chat with me
Better find me a daughter-in-law
It's better to find me a daughter-in-law..."
The time of more than three minutes was very short, and the sad and helpless singing of the Drifting gradually ended.
The lyrics were also appropriate. Everyone in the group listened to the song with their own thoughts, but basically they thought about the daughter-in-law.
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Withdrawing from the visualization of the MV, the Drifting monk looked terrified, and the Demon Lowering Rod was blocked in front of his chest, staring at Li Xiaobai: "Who are you? What did you do to me just now?"
Li Mu smiled, with his hands behind him, standing calmly: "Sha Wujing, I am Lingshan Buddha, incarnate as Li Xiaobai, walking in the world, saving the real Buddha."
"Junior Brother Sha, don't get frustrated with Lingshan Buddha. Guanyin Temple knows? In her place, the Bodhisattva was forced to sing two songs before he had a bet with Lingshan Buddha. The content of the bet is not to move. The soldier walked westward. If it weren't for this restriction, how would you still have a chance to stand here wholeheartedly..."
After being awakened by Li Mu, Lu Ren's initiative suddenly increased.
If the wish is to come true, there must be no less than one member of the learning team. Li Mu sings the black face tossing the Drifter, and naturally needs him to sing the red face to ease the atmosphere, and the situation cannot be allowed to remain deadlocked.
Because of work, Lu Ren is good at mediating all kinds of contradictions and disputes.
Especially to mediate the contradiction created by Li Xiaobai, it is quite simple, basically without persuasion, even bluffing is enough.
After that, Monk Sha looked at the so-called Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai in astonishment. Couldn't even Guanyin Bodhisattva help him?
"Lu Ren, you are wrong. Don't take good and small things, don't take evil and small things. I am not merciful because of betting, but I am merciful." Li Mu smiled slightly and looked at the sand with compassion. The monk, corrected, "Even if Wu Jing does leave, I will not be like the Jade Emperor. I will not pierce Wu Jing Feijian. The power of the Three Realms is too strong. I should lead by example and influence this unfair world with my own strength. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world."
"Goodness, goodness." Tang Seng clasped his hands together, becoming more determined toward the Buddha's heart.
"..." Monk Sha looked at Li Xiaobai stupidly, was it a threat? Not a threat! Can I go, can you tell me something? !
The two of Xiaobailong squinted and sang a harmony, slandered, turned people into dogs when they didn't agree, they just wanted to be arrogant and couldn't get arrogant!
You can get rid of Gao Cuilan's restraint, openly picking up girls, Zhu Bajie swept away the haze of the past few days, and rushed to express: "Master Sha, you don't know, the rat spirit Huang Fengling who sits down by the Buddha of Huang Fengling is blocking the way, and wants to eat our master's meat. In exchange for immortality. As a result, Lingji Bodhisattva held the Flying Dragon Staff and Dingfeng Pearl in his hand, and he refused to help. Guess what?"
"You have already said that Lingji Bodhisattva has become a dog." Sha Wujing was in a trance.
"Naturally, he has become a dog. But that is not an ordinary dog. Lingshan Buddha personally took action and turned him into a dog, which is equivalent to a seal, and he can never change it back by his own skills."
Zhu Bajie bragged for Li Mu with joy, "At that time, the Huian walker under Guanyin Bodhisattva's door was watching, but he didn't even dare to let go of the fart, so he watched Lingji Bodhisattva turn into a dog. Not only that, Up and down Huangfengling, there are tens of thousands of monsters in the mountains and plains, the Lingshan Buddha's shoulders remain unchanged, and with a light wave of his hand, whether it is a wolfworm or a tiger or leopard, all become wild dogs in that instant. No one can escape."
"If you can't use the swordsman, you won't use the swordsman." Li Mu agreed with a smile, "I speak the words."
Dense beads of sweat emerged from the monk's forehead, and he remembered the group of dog spirits whizzing over the Liusha River that day.
If it was just one or two dog spirits, he would cut it off and eat it.
But at that time, a group of dogs that covered the sky flew over, and he hid under the quicksand river, he did not dare to appear!
Two famous Bodhisattvas, tens of thousands of monsters who were turned into dogs, sealed him up and sang the magic without changing their expressions...
This kind of magic is no more than Buddha!
For a time.
Monk Sha's spirit was a bit trance, sweating like rain: "Lingshan Buddha, disciple..."
"Go back to the team!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "You can control your own destiny by staying. After returning to Liushahe, Guanyin will naturally no longer care about your life and death, and I will not interfere with your life again. You can only do it in the future. Be a monster of your life in Liusha River, and watch the world change. You were once a general of the heavens, why should you fall for yourself and be a monster. As the earth changes today, you must always fight for your own destiny. Put."
"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Monk Sha looked at Li Mu, struggling for a long time, put away the Demon Lowering Staff, and jumped back to the deck.
Li Xiaobai, who is known as the Lingshan Buddha, said it lightly, but in view of what he did, he really didn't look like a gentleman.
Monk Sha had long understood that all the people Li Xiaobai met, who didn't listen to him, and who opposed him, either compromised or turned into dogs.
Everything depends on the result.
No matter how nice Li Xiaobai said, it turned out that those who opposed him did not end well.
Looking at the Lingshan Buddha with a gentle smile, Drifting was extremely difficult. As long as he dared to leave, even Lingji Bodhisattva could not crack the dog-changing technique that would fall on him in all likelihood.
Turning into a dog to return to Shahe, there is really no time to make it.
Why bother to bet on this possibility?
He is just a small person, and he doesn't think his magic power will be higher than two bodhisattvas. He would rather offend the Bodhisattva than the villain!
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Get the sand monk, draw the boat and continue westward.
There are still two days before the four holy sages set by the Tathagata to test the mind of Zen.
and so.
The speed of the painting boat is not fast.
After Li Mu understood the arrangements for everyone, finding love became the first task of the Scripture Study Group.
Therefore, after the daily love film and television dramas, the study of books such as "The Collection of Women", "The Bible of Love", "A Little Understanding of Love Psychology Every Day" has become a compulsory course.
"Since ancient times, the true feelings cannot be retained, only the routines are popular. Tang Sanzang is a monk, Zhu Wu can be demoted to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e, Xiao Bailong suffered a betrayal by a woman, Sha Wujing only knows how to practice, in the final analysis, you A few are emotional idiots, and they must be trained before they can find true love."
Li Mu faced several people and talked eloquently, "Love is a war without life and death, without gunpowder, fighting wisdom, talking about routines. Using some small methods and tricks, you can harvest a love that belongs to your own. This is not deceit. After all, we used routines to be with them, neither cheating money nor sex, but to let them experience a better life..."
The little white dragon has a black line.
"Lingshan Buddha is very reasonable." Zhu Bajie nodded frequently, "These days, the old pig has also learned some things from watching movies. In the heavenly court, if he uses some proper means to pursue Fairy Chang'e, he must use his status at the time. The emperor will do it well, so why did he end up like this."
"Yeah!" Li Mu smiled and nodded, "Old pig, you suffer because you don't understand a woman's heart. Chang'e, Sister Egg, and even your righteous wife Cuilan are detached from you. It is indeed a failure. "
"..." Zhu Bajie was heartbroken. He secretly glanced at Gao Cuilan, inexplicably unconvinced from his heart, even his wife was thinking about separating from himself every moment, he seemed to be a bit of a failure!
Gao Cuilan took a sip, looked at Li Xiaobai who was talking, her eyes flowed, she didn't know what she was thinking.
"...The monk is not terrible, ugly is not terrible, not speaking is not terrible, not knowing a woman's heart is not terrible." Li Mu pointed out the characteristics of several people in turn, rushing to give them pre-war training. "To some extent, , The shortcomings that you think are precisely your strengths. Tang Sanzang, I know a monk named Cangying Gyatso, he is both pious and passionate, and he walked the world and left many beautiful love legends. You will know more about them in the past two days. His deeds use him as a template to create his own personality. Once a person is established, your love will come."
"Yes, Lingshan Buddha." Tang Seng put his hands together and said calmly.
He is not a stupid person, and he has felt a little bit wrong now that things are going on.
Buddhism is black, and Li Xiaobai is not necessarily white.
But as Li Xiaobai said, he has no turning back.
Unless Guanyin Bodhisattva can restrain Li Xiaobai.
otherwise.
He could only accompany Li Xiaobai all the way to the dark, even if he was acting, he would have to go on acting, otherwise, it would be a disaster for Lingshan.
"Old pig, the ugly skin is not terrible, but the interesting soul is actually more important..."
"Little Bailong, you are handsome enough by yourself. If you maintain a melancholic temperament, to a certain extent, you can attract the attention of some women. Of course, we will not consider monsters and gods, but you can live in the mortal world. Find it."
"As for Lao Sha, if you want to grab a woman’s heart, you must first grab a woman’s stomach. I have recipes for eight major cuisines. You can try to learn how to cook. You can also learn some skills from movies. Youdao is a fierce girl. Afraid of stalking, sometimes stalking is also a skill..."
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Li Mu, a senior straight man, worked overtime to train a few straighter men in order to fulfill the client's dream.
Among the mountains.
Guanyin, Manjusri, Samantabhadra and Lishan old mother set up the manor, each changed their body shape, waiting for the learning team to pass by.
"Several Bodhisattvas, but to test Tang Seng's disposition, Sun Dasheng is an exquisite heart, and he will not break it when he sees it. Why be so cautious? How can you win Tang Seng's favor if you hold your face like this?" Looking at the frowning Bodhisattvas, he smiled and joked.
She didn't know what happened in the lower realm.
When the Bodhisattva asked her to come out of the mountain, she came. Learning from the scriptures was originally an arranged drama. Joining it and playing a role can also be used as an adjustment in the boring longevity.
Unexpectedly, everything has been arranged properly, but a few bodhisattvas are still unable to enter the state.
"The old mother doesn't know something, and the people who learned the scriptures have some problems, please forgive the old mother." Li Xiaobai's case Guanyin Bodhisattva was hiding from Li Shan's old mother, but when something happened, if you conceal it again, something went wrong. The Bodhisattva felt it necessary to do something. Wake up Li Shan mother.
"What is the situation, can you and me still not be able to deal with it?" Li Shan mother smiled.
Several Bodhisattvas looked at each other, and Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed: "Disputes have occurred within the Buddhist gate, and Lingshan became a Buddha. Without knowing the Buddha, he joined the group of learning scriptures without authorization..."
Li Xiaobai’s true identity could not be said, and it was extremely easy to be used by others. Guanyin Bodhisattva chose the most favorable rhetoric for Buddhism, and reduced everything he could say to Li Shan’s mother, helping Li Xiaobai establish the identity of Lingshan Buddha.
"Lingshan became a Buddha?" Li Shan's mother frowned.
"Yes, Lingshan Buddha's Buddhism is a combination of the sutra wheels of the Buddhas, and he figured it out on his own. It is also strange by nature, and he has done all sorts of things that are unthinkable. If you try to Zen mind this time, if anything goes wrong, please take care of your mother. After all, Lingshan Buddha is too important to the West." Guanyin Bodhisattva made a request euphemistically.
"Naturally." The old mother Li Shan smiled indifferently. "It's not convenient for the old man to participate in the things inside Buddhism. The old man can just play his own role."
A few bodhisattvas are talking.
Huafang appeared from the eastern sky far away.
Old mother Li Shan was taken aback: "This painting boat?"
"It's the method of the Lingshan Buddha!" ​​Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly. At the same time, she prayed to herself that there should be no accidents.
"In this way, the personality of Lingshan Buddha is indeed strange enough. If Tang Sengruo goes to the west to learn the scriptures, it really needs to be tempered." The old mother Li Shan shook her head and smiled. "Children, cheer up, we fight for today. Summoned the monk Tang to join the family, and by the way accepted his painting boat as a bride price..."
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Among the barren mountains and ridges.
Suddenly a luxuriously furnished manor appeared, but everyone could feel it abnormal.
Li Mu smiled and pointed to the following and said: "Little Bailong, have you seen the people below? Drop the boat down, let's go and harass, by the way, verify the results of your studies these days, and cheer up. Maybe your life-long events can be solved now."
The reason why Li Mu took the time to rush to train several people's views on love is nothing more than to take the opportunity of the Four Sages to try the Zen mind to completely drag the Scripture Study Group into the water!
What the Four Sages tried to try Zen Mind is what he used to break the Zen Mind of the Sutra Group!
However, the plan will not keep up with the changes after all!
When the painting boat fell in front of the manor.
The talented high gate compound changed in an instant, from a house with carved beams and painted buildings to an animation style that is incompatible with the world.
The blue bricks and blue tiles reveal such a hint of innocence in their neatness. The entire courtyard is brightly colored. From a distance, it seems that there is still such a faint light.
The old mother Li Shan and several Bodhisattvas who had changed a long time ago pretended to be surprised and looked up at the paintings in the sky. As a result, the four mothers and daughters became the animated two-dimensional images for the first time.
The sudden change stunned everyone.
Lu Ren widened his eyes and muttered: "Animation version!? Is it on stage?"
The corners of Li Mu's eyes twitched violently a few times, anime, how can I forget this! How can you try Zen Mind?