Vol 2 Chapter 988: Xitian Group
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 2911 characters
- 2021-05-06 01:40:31
I'm getting used to it!
"Don't change back, continue acting." Li Mu's sound transmission was sent to the ears of several Bodhisattvas for the first time. What happened to the anime version? The paper man can still be a wife!
The old mother Li Shan looked at Li Mu, her eyes flashed with a hint of consternation. She understood the principle of sound transmission while she was thinking, and replied: "Your Excellency is the Lingshan Buddha?"
"Exactly, Xiaobai has seen Li Shan's mother." Li Mu replied.
His sound transmission learning confessed to Bai Suzhen, which was not a clever spell in the first place, and even Thanos could crack it at a glance, let alone the origin of this sound transmission technique.
Bai Suzhen is the disciple of Li Shan's mother. Although he has found many exercises in the Baolian Lantern world, the basic practice is still Li Shan's "Yin Fu Xuanmiao Zhenjing". Li Shan's mother can see through the sound transmission technique. Nevertheless.
This also reminded Li Mu that when there are big bosses in the field, the sound transmission technique should be used with caution.
"Lingshan Buddha, what's going on here, I have something to ask you, and I would like to ask Lingshan Buddha to show his face." Li Shan mother said.
"Mother Li Shan invited me, don't dare not to." Li Mu replied.
"Li Xiaobai, what do you want to do?" Guanyin looked at Li Mu annoyed, and joined the sound transmission sequence. From hearing the sound transmission to deciphering, she was only a bit slower than Li Shan's mother, and she deserves to be the top university in the world. The identity of the guy.
The first time I met Li Xiaobai, I sang two songs in front of the believers; the second time I met Li Xiaobai, the technique of change was broken on the spot.
Now it looks like this, saying that real people are not real people, and that shadow puppets are not shadow puppets, how can you try Zen mind?
This product must be deliberate, just to block them...
"The Bodhisattva calmed down his anger. This time it was a mistake." Li Mu responded awkwardly, "I forgot about the fact that all the art of change around me is invisible. But the Bodhisattva can rest assured, I will help round the field."
"Good for yourself!" Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Li Mu, the cartoon image, this glaring doesn't seem to have much power, but it looks like a cute.
Li Mubai glanced at her, defamation, contentment, the passive skills of blowing magic conch, only the invisible meowing and animation changes cross the world.
Cross-eyed, passive skills such as the destruction of the world's mana by the dreamer must follow.
Your world may collapse on the spot!
"Who are you monsters, why are you setting up a fascinating formation here to stop the poor monk, and what do you want?" Tang Seng looked at the strange ladies in front of him, and frowned.
Li Xiaobai said to save the monsters along the way.
Guanyin Temple, Huangfengling...
Now there is more of this suddenly changing manor.
Specifying the layout of Buddhism again, Tang Seng instinctively gave birth to a trace of disgust in his heart.
Li Mu coughed: "San Zang, don't talk nonsense, there are people like them in the world, from the second dimension. Although they look weird, they are indeed humans, not monsters."
"Xiaobai, you don't want to lie to me." Tang Seng looked at Li Mu suspiciously. In front of outsiders, Tang Seng could not reveal Li Xiaobai's identity, but still called his name. Like this..."
Li Mu looked at the Bodhisattvas and sighed: "The art of illusion is the natural ability of the second-dimensional people. The two-dimensional people are handsome and lovely, mostly kind-hearted, and not guarded against others. Therefore, this characteristic is often reduced to riches and nobles. Others’ playthings, in order to survive, they had to pretend to be normal people and live in the world. This time, it was my fault. I didn’t notice it for a while and forced them to reveal their true bodies..."
Two-dimensional people?
How can there be such a race in the Three Realms!
Zhu Bajie, Bailongma, and Monk Sha slandered at the same time and saw that it was wrong, but they did not dare to refute it on the spot.
After all, Li Xiaobai's prestige has been achieved.
However, several people are still more mindful.
"Maybe. The great master is right. I am indeed a second dimension person. I knew the great master's magical powers, we should use our real body to show people from the beginning. Unexpectedly, it caused a misunderstanding. It scared a few guests, but it was The old man is no longer." The old mother Li Shan seemed to have just recovered from her consternation, she slid down the donkey and greeted, "True, love, pity, don't be stunned, the guests came from afar, and the guests What is it like hanging at the door?"
The world's great wonders!
After experiencing the training of the white people and the mermaid clan, it is understandable that there is an additional two-dimensional clan. Tang Seng's face is slightly red, and his hands are folded to apologize: "All female donors, the poor monks are impolite."
"Elders, those who don't know are not guilty." Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled with a real smile, and let out the door behind him, "We have lived in the mountains for a long time, and this morning the branches of magpies are noisy. My mother said that a distinguished guest came to the door. Only then did I see the sky. My mother said that the good news should be on the elders. Unexpectedly, the mage has great magical powers, and he forced me to wait for my real body as soon as he appeared. It should be us to say that the rudeness should be ours. The elders have had a hard journey and advanced to the hall. After resting for a while, I ordered someone to prepare fast food and entertain a few distinguished guests, please..."
play!
Just play it!
What else can I do?
How to try Zen mind when you show your true body.
Not trying to Zen mind annoyed Li Xiaobai, and turning a few people into dogs would make the trouble even worse.
They silently broke their change technique, and several Bodhisattvas didn't think that Li Xiaobai was unintentional, and their level of fear for him had already risen to the extreme.
So far.
All of Li Xiaobai's magical powers seemed to be completed in an instant, and it was impossible to guard against.
Several bodhisattvas even had faint worries, fearing that their current image would freeze.
Such naive and lovely imaginations are not much better for them than being a dog.
…
Under the guidance of the old mother Li Shan and others, everyone stepped through the gate, carving beams and paintings along the way, like a dream, walking in it, as if entering a dream state, reaching out to touch the objects in the narration, there is still a touch, and the end is extremely magical.
As a result, Zhu Bajie and others have the illusion that this so-called two-dimensional kingdom really exists in the Three Realms.
Zhu Bajie swept around on Zhenzhen, Ai Ai, Lian Lian, and smacked his mouth from time to time.
The beauties in the animation world have more visual impact than in reality, with soft hair, disproportionate facial features, and body proportions specially designed according to human aesthetics.
With every act and every action, it is completely the otaku nemesis. An LSP like Zhu Bajie can't resist it, especially looking at the anime beauties and Gao Cuilan next to him, it's useless.
Facing the novel things, the Drifting Monk and Bai Longma couldn't help but take a few more glances.
Enter the hall.
Everyone was seated for the guest and the host.
The maid, who was also an anime character, offered Cha Guo.
Cha Guo is not changed, it exudes a strange smell, and it is in the hands of the little girl who is the incarnation of anime, which is quite a violation of harmony.
This sense of violation only exists in Lu Ren's eyes, but others feel it is natural.
after all.
They have never heard of two-dimensional people, only when they have the same eating habits as ordinary people except for their appearance!
The tea is over.
No words for a while.
The old mother Li Shan looked at Tang Seng and the others with a smile, and asked, "I don't know that the elders are from Heshan and He Temple? Why did you pass by my Mojiazhuang?"
Tang Seng looked at Li Mu subconsciously.
Since leaving the customs, Li Mu has always been in charge, and Tang Seng has become accustomed to the support position where he can enjoy his success.
Li Mu smiled and said, "They are not monsters. Today you are in charge. Don't forget what I told you."
Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and secretly raised his eyes to look at the exquisite-looking Mo family mother and daughter, with a slight red face, and said: "Returning to the female benefactor, the poor monk came from the East of the Tang Dynasty, and traveled all the way to the west, in order to find a good person. Married too!"
Learn from it?
The scripture is in Li Xiaobai's hands!
Lingshan is rotten, and Lingshan Buddha is even worse!
But Lingshan Buddha followed him all the time, and of course he first listened to his arrangements.
In the past two days, Monk Tang read the deeds of Cangyang Gyatso, and felt the same for his suffering, the same injustice, and the same fate of being dominated by others.
But Cangyang Gyatso is much more free and easy than him.
and so.
Tang Seng decided to bravely take the first step against fate.
After being savagely enlightened by Li Xiaobai for a few days, even though Tang Seng's heart toward Buddha was still firm.
But without noticing it, Tang Seng's heart has been changing silently.
Moreover, there is another point. Compared with actively seeking love, Tang Seng is more worried that Li Xiaobai will continue to match him with Gao Cuilan, and he cannot recite the unclear relationship with his apprentice and his wife.
Li Xiaobai is too persistent in doing things.
Strange to say.
After talking about seeking love and courtship, Tang Seng felt that his whole person was sublimated, and he felt light and light from the inside out.
Could this be an epiphany?
He glanced at Li Xiaobai secretly, and was at a loss in his heart. Can love really make people a Buddha?
…
Looking for a lover to marry?
Isn't it a lesson?
Tang Seng sublimated himself, and the old mother Li Shan, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others fell into a state of bewilderment at the same time.
A few people invariably opened their eyes wide, and they were so cute and cute, they almost came out of the mouth with the word "Nani".
The old mother Li Shan looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, as if asking, is this the unexpected situation you mentioned?
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Li Mu angrily, and the waves in his heart were surging, and he almost couldn't help showing his true body. He collected Li Xiaobai in a jade bottle. After only a few days of work, what happened to a Tang monk who was misfortuned by him?
Westbound marriage?
Luckily he thought it out.
If this continues, the study of Buddhist scriptures arranged by Buddhism will be completely destroyed.
Several Bodhisattvas glanced at each other, and quickly thought of countermeasures in their hearts.
The Buddhism affairs became more and more interesting, and the old mother Li Shan looked at Tang Seng with great interest: "Is this the elder serious?"
"The monks don't talk." Tang Seng nodded.
"That said, it happened to our thoughts." The old mother Li Shan smiled and continued to follow the script. "It is also fate, Elder Tang, the little woman's maiden name is Jia, and her husband's surname is Mo. Unfortunate in childhood, aunt-in-law. Died early. Only my husband and I are left to inherit our ancestral business, have a wealth of wealth, and a thousand fertile land.
It is a pity that my husband and wife had no children and only gave birth to three daughters. The year before last was misfortune, and he lost her husband again. The little woman is a widow, and she is full this year. Nowadays, there is no land and family business, but there are no family members and relatives. It is my mother and son to take care of it. The little woman wants to marry another person again, but it is difficult to leave the family business.
Now I heard that the elders wanted to get married in the west, and the little woman was overjoyed. Today the magpie is on the branch, but it should be here if you don't want it. The elders, my mother and daughter are four, so it's better to select four of them and join me. You don’t have to go west, and there are parents in my door. Isn’t it beautiful. "
"..." Tang Seng looked at Mrs. Li Shan in amazement. I just said that I was going to the west and begging for relatives, so you have to recruit me as a parent. What a coincidence!
"Master, what is there to hesitate? The wind blows the straw hat to buckle the quail. This is a great thing!" Zhu Bajie's eyes fell on the anime daughters behind Li Shan's mother, and said, "Heaven" When it collapsed, Xiao Bai was holding it up. We should eat, drink, and join the family. They have a good family background, and they are handsome people. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Of course, Zhu Bajie carried Li Xiaobai out.
The cartoon characters are too tempting, the old pig has made up his mind, no matter what traps or traps, eat the bait first.
Gao Cuilan's face sank, and she spit on the ground fiercely.
"Elder Pighead is right. You and I get what you need. It just happens to be right. It's better to go back to the vulgar. Tonight, we will achieve good deeds. The elders of the province continue to go west, suffering from wind, frost, rain and snow. The little woman has heard that, then Going west is mostly demons and ghosts, and there are no more beautiful ladies." Li Shan said with a smile.
Tang Seng looked at Li Xiaobai, his expression inquiring.
"You call the shots." Li Mu smiled and continued to transmit his voice.
"Female benefactor, allow the poor monk to think about it." Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, and finally did not make up his mind. What happened today was so coincidental that he was instinctively on guard.
Several bodhisattvas unanimously sighed and looked at Tang Seng with satisfaction, and there was still a rescue.
Lu Ren curled his lips, still persuaded, if he didn't know that the few beautiful girls in front of him were pretending to be Bodhisattvas, he would be tempted.
Monk Sha and Xiaobai Longyan watched their noses, their noses watched their hearts, and they had an attitude of nothing to do with them.
"Elder Tang, don't you look down on the little woman?" The old mother Li Shan smiled and pointed to Guanyin Bodhisattva and others, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. "It doesn't matter what the little woman should enjoy and enjoy in her lifetime. But my daughters It's the twenty-eighth anniversary, and there is nothing to do with the elders."
"I have seen Elder Tang." The three Bodhisattvas bowed to Monk Tang at the same time, their eyes flowed, and the spirits of Zhu Bajie, who were called by the tender voice, all flew away.
Tang Seng's forehead couldn't help but seep sweat.
Zhu Bajie said anxiously: "Master, have you forgotten the order Xiaobai gave us? If you don't choose, I will choose!"
Tang Seng looked at Li Xiaobai again.
Li Mu picked Gao Cuilan's narrator and smiled without saying a word.
Tang Seng knew what Li Mu meant, and his eyes swept among the women, sweating like syrup, but he just couldn't say the choice.
Li Mu shook his head, looked at Li Shan's old mother, and smiled: "Female donor, we just walked in, and we didn't finish a cup of tea, so we suddenly said that we were married. They didn't even know each other. It was indeed a bit abrupt. Up.
The so-called love at first sight, in the final analysis, is nothing more than a surprise. If you live together rashly, you will inevitably make various mistakes. Elder Tang doesn't matter. Your daughters are afraid that they will suffer.
I have a suggestion. Why don’t we sit down and watch a movie together. Through the effort of watching the movie, let Teacher Tang and your daughter get to know each other. There is a process of getting acquainted with each other and then making a decision. How about? "
"What is a movie?" Li Shan's mother asked.
"A magic weapon for recreation and entertainment." Li Mu smiled.
In the curious eyes of the old mother Li Shan, Li Mu took off the Qimo Youzhu from her wrist, called up the virtual screen, searched it, and selected the movie "Beauty and the Beast" and clicked to play it.
In order to take care of the image of Li Shan's mother and others, Li Mu deliberately chose the animated version.
After entering the feature film.
Looking at the characters appearing in the film, Tang Seng and others were stunned again. Several people muttered at the same time: "There are really two-dimensional people in the world?"
at the same time.
Li Mu Chuanyin gave several Bodhisattvas who had their eyes on the movie: "Bodhisattva, I speak my words, and the solution to dog art is in this film. Whether you can realize it depends on your ability."