Chapter 75: Two cocks

Waiting for women to buy things, especially clothes, is estimated to be one of the most tormenting things in the world.
Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu squatted on the wall outside the door of the underwear store, pulling their cigars while pulling their skins.
"It hasn't been out yet, it won't take so long to embroider a flower on the hood?" Gao Yuanqiu muttered on the third cigar.
"You are content with you!" Liu Yanbo glanced at Gao Yuanqiu, and said uncomfortably: "You are at least empty-handed. Look at me, and you are almost on the shelf."
"Bo Ge, do you want to go in and urge?" Gao Yuanqiu suggested.
Liu Yanbo was not stupid, and asked, "Why don't you go?"
"I don't know your tigress, but you have just seen my tigress!" Gao Yuanqiu whispered in a low voice: "Besides, my family is very tough, I want to go in now to urge her, she will beat mine."
Liu Yanbo didn't like to hear that. He replied: "As long as you are afraid of being beaten, I am not afraid? I tell you that the tigress from my family will bury me alive."
While the two were portraying vividly, there was an extremely cold voice at the door, word by word, gritted their teeth and said: "Liu Yanbo."
噗 ～
The sound of Liu Yanbo is familiar, but who else can have Yin Hanruo? He was so frightened that he even sprayed smoke and cigars and almost choked.
Yin Hanruo stepped on high-heeled shoes, "hey, hey" walked in front of Liu Yanbo and said cruelly, "What did you just say I am?"
Liu Yanbo trembled straight back, leaning desperately against the wall, but before he could say a word, a "wolf howl" suddenly sounded in his ear.
Gao Yuanqiu jumped old and pointed at Yin Hanruo, shouting in surprise: "Yin Hanruo!"
Yin Hanruo was also taken aback by his throat, and then looked at Gao Yuanqiu with a puzzled face.
"I! I!" Gao Yuanqiu patted his chest with excited hands. "Gao Yuanqiu! Didn't you remember me, Gao Yuanqiu, who wrote you a love letter every day when I was in college?"
Yin Hanruo looked up and down Gao Yuanqiu, and the tall and handsome guy in front of him slowly coincided with the figure of Dang Erlang in her memory. Feng Qingyun said indifferently: "It turns out to be you."
"Hey! Yin Hanruo, are you too much? Haven't seen you for so many years, and you look at me with this kind of cocky eyes when you meet, don't you respect people too much?" Gao Yuanqiu asked aggressively.
Yin Hanruo was unmoved, still calm, and asked: "Aren't you?"
Gao Yuanqiu was furious and jumped on his feet: "I am even a of silk, and it is also the of silk. Don't forget that when you received the love letter of 235 from your university in Haida."
This is a lot of information!
Liu Yanbo listened with his ears raised while moving away. He planned to sneak away while Yin Hanruo had not put his attention back to the sound of "Tigress".
"You don't slander me, your so-called love letters, I leave you a trash can with nothing to move."
Finally, Yin Hanruo kicked Liu Yanbo and shouted: "And you, where do you want to go? Didn't you see a rogue haunting your wife?"
"Hey ~" Liu Yanbo stood up with a smile, and said something serious: "I'm not looking at your classmates not to meet again for a long time, so make room for you so that you can remember your lost youth."
"Bo Ge, she is the tigress of your family?" Gao Yuanqiu's face was unbelievable, excited and unsustainable.
What is explosive news?
This is it.
You should know that Yin Hanruo was the number one school flower of Haida, and its suitors are known as hundreds. It is said that even a professor has expressed her love for her.
Gao Yuanqiu was just one of her many suitors at that time, or the one that was the most shameless. She blocked the door of the classroom every day and handed over love letters.
The old goddess was married as a woman, and she still married a man who was not as good as herself. Gao Yuanqiu wailed and wailed: "Yin Hanruo, are you blind? Bo Ge is not as handsome as me."
"Are you handsome?" Just when Gao Yuanqiu thumped his chest, the tigress of his family had come behind him, and his teeth came out. "I said why I didn't come in so honestly today, so I was here."
Finally, her slender fingers had pinched the soft flesh around Gao Yuanqiu's waist and twisted violently.
"Ah ~"
Gao Yuanqiu uttered a horrible scream like a pig. Both hands had nowhere to put, begging for mercy: "Wife-in-law, I'm wrong, let go, let go ..."
Who knew that his daughter-in-law not only let go, but also tightened a few more times and asked lightly, "Who is your wife?"
Gao Yuanqiu's whole body was almost bowed into a ball, tearful: "You are my wife, your Luo Yi is my wife."
"Shut up!" Luo Yi nodded with satisfaction, and then twisted hard before letting go. The pain was so high that Qiuqiu's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to speak out.
This kid really didn't tell lies, his tigress was really tough enough!
Liu Yanbo smiled sideways, not paying attention to Yin Hanruo's eyes like ice skates standing in front of him.
"Is the drama pretty?" Yin Hanruo asked with a smile.
"Good-looking." As soon as the words came out, Liu Yanbo realized that something was wrong and hurriedly shook his head: "Not good-looking."
"You just said I am here?" Yin Hanruo asked.
Liu Yanbo's head shook like a rattle, and he looked innocent: "I didn't say anything!"
"Bo Ge said you are a tigress." Gao Yuanqiu on the side directly made up for his death with a knife.
Liu Yanbo was anxious and blurted out: "You also said that your girlfriend is a tigress."
Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
This is the rhythm to die together!
Yin Hanruo and Luo Yi both lowered their faces, the latter even clenched their fists, and there was a big fist to kill a pig.
Watching the tragedy happen, Lin Xue, who had been stunned at the door, finally recovered and hurried over to pull Yin Hanruo, who was about to explode: "Sister-in-law, many people looked at Lao."
Because Gao Yuanqiu's screams and screams were just too high, he attracted many passers-by to watch, and even the shopping guides in the underwear shop ran to the door to watch the show.
Yin Hanruo looked around his eyes and temporarily suppressed his anger: "Hold."
Give the newly purchased things to Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu, and the three women leave together.
As soon as the crisis of beating was lifted, Huang Yuanqiu immediately restored the appearance of a smiling and hippy smile, and waved goodbye to the passers-by: "Do n’t get me wrong, I ’m not counseling, I ’m afraid that it will not be affected well by the general public, so let Hold her. I'm going back now to take care of her. "
"Shhhhhhhh ..." There was a coy laughter all around.
Liu Yanbo has always felt that he was shameless enough, but he didn't expect him to find out today that it is really a mountain and a mountain.
Liu Yanbo carried a big bag and decided to stay away from Gao Yuanqiu, the most shameless guy.
"Bo Ge, you are waiting for me." Gao Yuanqiu caught up with Liu Yan Bo in a few steps, put a hand on his shoulder, curiously said: "Bo Ge, you tell me, how did you win Yin Han Ruo? Chanting? "
"You are a of cockroach, stay away from me." Liu Yanbo shook his shoulder in disgust, but it was useless.
Gao Yuanqiu hummed: "Bo Ge, if I am the of the goddess, then you are the godlike goddess."
"You are my idol now!" Gao Yuanqiu's voice is very loud, and his voice is very cheap.
Passers looked at each other again with a look of contempt.
Really two ~