Chapter 745: Press conference


Alvin stood talking nonsense for nearly two hours on the podium. No matter what questions those reporters asked, he could compose a story that poured water on the big men according to the thriller model.
The FBI is all incompetent waste, the Department of Homeland Security manipulates terrorist attacks, the MPs are profitable, the president is a controlled puppet, etc. etc ...
The reporters are going crazy, and today's life is a bit too exciting. Every thing that has been said from Alvin's mouth should be discussed for a long time.
All these journalists are thinking about how to report this matter, although the words of principal Alvin are full of words such as guess, maybe, probably, maybe, and so on.
But when he sweared in a nationwide broadcast, he greeted the immediate family members of the highest decision maker in the United States, which showed that there may be, and maybe a little credibility in this matter!
Reporters are the group of people who believe in conspiracy theories. Even small things can cause their association, not to mention the fact that "the facts are all there".
It is true that the American government has done nothing in the last 24 hours, but that is Tony Stark ...
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Unlucky Donald Depp, the only government official who came to visit him, is now lying in the intensive care unit of the New York Hospital, painfully holding his broken chin into three petals, and using a vague tone at his beautiful daughter Grumbled, "I went, why didn't anyone mention me?"
Donald ’s beautiful daughter, Ika, looked helplessly at her dad and said,
The best thing you can do now is to stay in the hospital. Maybe the crazy woman with a collapsed nose is doing a good thing this time.
There is nothing wrong with being forgotten by the media at this time! "
Donald fumbled out a laptop from the bedside and said vaguely: "Okay, okay, but no one can stop me from posting on Facebook, there must be a lot of my supporters in Watching my situation.
Ika, take a picture of a tough guy, I'm with my fans. "
Saying that Donald turned on the computer with one hand, and clumsily controlled the mouse to try to log in to his Facebook account. After several attempts, he succeeded, and said impatiently: "Why no one gets all these things on the phone, When will the Starck Group's smartphones and smart systems come online?
Look at the we use now, this group of assassins really deserve to ... "
Ika reluctantly picked up a small digital camera and wrapped himself with a thick gauze on his chin. The ridiculously shaped dad took a picture and said, "You better prepare, and your assistant will take it right away. Come in with a document.
The above content is to urge the police to seize the time to solve the case. I will shoot this content and send it to the media tomorrow, no matter what we have to do. "
Donald Depp was very interested in all the media-related content. He nodded and agreed to his daughter's request, and then said, "What should I do, should I be a little more severe? This time, George's performance is really very good. bad.
Maybe the people now need me to be like this!
New York needs a tough guy to lead it to prosperity! "
Ika looked at his dad with a little swiftness and said tiredly: "Never ask the trouble of Director George, it will cause us a lot of trouble.
In fact, Director George can sit in the mayor's seat at any time if he wants!
Everyone here likes him. This is in exchange for hard work. "
Donat Depp paused, nodded kindly and agreed to his daughter's request, and then said arduously with his chin in his arms: "So how about writing an article calling the president?
Such an incompetent guy is simply a shame for the United States. I think I can do a hundred times better than him!
And now calling President Ellis must be regarded as "political correct", and people certainly want me to stand on the side of the Tomahawk in Manhattan. "
Ika looked helplessly at his father who was full of desire for power and said, "I think you should raise your chin first and consider how to deal with Alvin.
Or you can rely on the alumni of the University of Pennsylvania to recommend several kitchen community school students to go to school, this effect is definitely better than you dynamically scold the president!
We do n’t know exactly what is happening now, but the graduation season in the United States is coming, and that is the big thing in Hell's Kitchen ... "
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Alvin answered the last reporter's question, and he felt the sweat on his head tiredly.
Writing stories to frame others and by the way to greet others' families is not as cool as it seems.
Fortunately, Alvin's psychological quality is still quite good, and the owner of the White House in the United States is indeed full of grooves, which has successfully ended a swearing press conference.
Looking at the satisfied media group, Alvin thought for a moment, frowned and tapped the microphone. After attracting the attention of the reporters, he said seriously, "I don't care who started the war, but I know the war The end of the curtain is accompanied by blood.
I hope someone comes out and gives me an answer, let's end these bad days quickly.
New York is not Bogota or Tijuana, and you really should be ashamed of it! "
After speaking Alvin, the shouting reporters were ignored and he turned to the hospital lobby.
When passing by Bruto, Alvin hammered the asshole's belly, and cursed fiercely: "You don't give me enough advertising fees ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I will come to you one by one He out. "
Bruto covered his stomach in pain and vomited for a long time, looking at the fierce Alvin. The guy grinned at the big golden tooth and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "I have no money, I have used it to open a pharmacy.
This is a national live broadcast, you can't let me disgusting you with a little more than a hundred thousand or two hundred thousand dollars.
We all discussed, this year's high school football game finals are about to begin, whether or not the Hungry Wolves can win the state championship in the end, we will pay this year to completely renovate the school's stadium.
What about a standard stadium with 8,000 seats?
In the future, just selling tickets will allow the kids to eat vegetable beef every day ... "
Speaking of Bruto, he grinned, and grinned twice, saying, "Principal Alvin, please give me some strength and let me go and raise him for the of Yard. The idea was from him. Ca n’t just be beaten? Myself!"
Alvin rolled his eyes and raised his at the neat Bruto sold by his teammates, not paying attention to the bastard.
The background of the press conference just now is a bit embarrassing. If I weren't the Manhattan Tomahawk, this would be a downright farce.
In the future, these gangster really can't come here. Their brain circuits are very different from ordinary people. They always pretend to be legitimate businessmen.
It's so stupid, according to the law, most of them are now "right businessmen"!
In fact, they did not fully recognize their identity change, otherwise you have a lawyer. Is it difficult to find a good plan?
Do you have to make a press conference that can be very tall and make it look like a gangster recommendation?
They are not unaware, but this may be the style of Hell's Kitchen ...
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