Chapter 38: Refuse to climb relatives
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Dudu’s Diary
- 月半要分家
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- 2021-02-26 08:49:20
After coming back from the cemetery, Yu Shanshan seemed to have a mind, and the whole person was relaxed. She came back completely and returned to her life. Ten years place.
With a relaxed mood, the next day she continued to go to the fitness room to carry out her great cause of weight loss. How could she know that her good mood would be destroyed as soon as possible.
She had almost forgotten yesterday's fight, but no one knew it but had to come up with it unwisely.
"Sister." Yu Ziqi stood in front of her with a pig's head swollen, her eyes timid, like a little elk, which looked rather pitiful.
Yu Shanshan didn't have the slightest feeling for her appearance at the moment, instead she vomited, "You call my sister? Don't pretend, my dad is gone, who do you pretend to be?"
Previously, this woman was as playful as her mother. She likes to dress in front of her dad. As long as her dad is at home, she is weak and tender. She wants to play with her sister, but she is afraid that her sister does not like her. Poor appearance, and will call her sister timidly in front of his dad, the look is that Shanshan seems not to pretend to be contrived, and she will act like her mother, in fact two people in private can't wait to kill each other.
But she was disgusting.
It ’s just that her dad, this foolish worm, can't see the woman's camouflage. She likes this stepdaughter. Every time there is a conflict between two people, her dad will think that she is irrational and she is making trouble. What's more, his dad reads in her ear every day to let her learn more about this woman. What to learn? Learn how to pretend to be artificial?
After four years, I was not disgusted by this woman. Now the woman called her sister again, and her goosebumps were up.
"Sister, it was me that was bad yesterday, I shouldn't say that toot, I apologize to you, and you forgive me." Yu Ziqi seemed to have become a person, without the arrogant sarcasm yesterday. She turned from an airy young lady into a whispering airbag.
Yu Shanshan took a step back and walked away from her, and said, "What the do you want to do? Let's just say it, but don't make me sick."
Yu Ziqi pursed her lips, as if she didn't care if Shanshan didn't give face, with a harmless smile on the corner of her mouth, "Sister, believe me, I'm really not malicious, I'm here to apologize to you, I was not in a good mood yesterday, so I did too much. I knew I was wrong. Please help me to say apologize to Dudu, and say that my aunt knew that I was wrong, and said sorry to him. "
"Stop!" Yu Shanshan couldn't bear to interrupt her. "You're really addicted. You count my son's aunt. My family doesn't have an aunt, so don't confuse yourself."
"Sister, my dad has passed away. We have two loved ones in the world. We are one family. I want to be good at both. Do n’t quarrel, okay?" Yu Ziqi said, handing over a carton, " I'm the only aunt Dudu anyway. I didn't give him a greeting yesterday. Please give it to him. "
Yu Shanshan really admires Yu Ziqi. This woman just has the ability to reach the enemy with a cheeky relationship, as if the two have never been unhappy. It's a shame that such people don't want to be actors.
Of course, Yu Shanshan didn't believe her words. She just felt a little weird. What was the reason for this person to change his attitude all night, even to come over and ask for peace?
After much deliberation, there is nothing more than yesterday.
After the fight yesterday, my aunt stepped forward to smooth out the fight ...
Yu Shanshan suddenly realized that she knew it. Yu Ziqi must know her relationship with the Yuan family now, so not only did she give up the alarm yesterday, but she came here in a low voice and climbed a relationship with her in a low voice.
The reason that this woman can make these things, except that the Yuan family doesn't do what he wants.
This woman wants to sacrifice the Yuan family!
Yu Shanshan came to a conclusion, and then wanted to hag her, how big a face, even dare to come to her to climb a relationship, she would be fine without killing her.
"I tell you, don't pretend to be in front of me, don't you just know that I have a relationship with the Yuan family now, and want to get through the Yuan family with me? You want to be beautiful! How far away can you get me? Well, the old lady is too lazy to take care of you, then come to harass me, be careful, and I will make you a pig. "Yu Shanshan finished, rolled her eyes and left.
Yu Ziqi was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, but he couldn't vent it. She now regrets her impulsive behavior yesterday. She had known that Yu Shanshan's child was from Yuen Long. She had known that she was the daughter-in-law of the Yuan family. She would sneer and fight with her as soon as she said nothing. She now has such a big backer, and she has long been on good terms with her.
But it is not too late to know now, from now on she will perform well and strive to ease the relationship.
Yu Shanshan hasn't seen Yu Ziqi in four years. I really don't know what Yu Ziqi is doing now. I was a little curious about why she appeared here. She's not fat. Is she coming to lose weight?
This question, she chose to ask Yan Shao.
However, Yan Shao asked a few questions and thought about it for a long time before she remembered who she said, "Oh, the woman you were mad at when King Kong was mad by you into a pig's head?"
Yu Shanshan reluctantly: "... Yes, it's her. What does she do?"
Yan Shaoton said for a long time, "She is so ugly, how do I know what she does? I ugly women you never pay attention to."
Yu Shanshan really feels that talking to this man will be a long life.
Looking at the expression of constipation in Yu Shanshan's face, Yan Shao finally found it once with conscience. He took out his mobile phone for a while, and said a few seconds later, "Oh, the pig's face next door is an eighteen line in the entertainment industry. A star, recently got a female No. 2 character in a Qing opera, and then came to lose weight for a good look. "
Yu Shanshan was shocked. It turned out that Yu Ziqi was going to the entertainment industry to hang out, but it was not so good. For so many years, it was just an unknown eighteen-line star, oh. No wonder she wanted to please her, just aiming at her aunt ’s world, she could soar into the sky.
However, no matter how good her idea is, she won't be fooled.
Yu Shanshan turned her gaze and saw the beep that was playing the fruit-cutting game with her chubby legs, and suddenly she found that she now has not only a gate, but a small back door.
She does n’t mean she does n’t mean she ’s so fat, she ’s not fat enough, and has n’t seen a woman ’s sinfulness. With Ziqi ’s unscrupulous character, it ’s very likely that she would pass by her after she could n’t get through the front door. Home Fat started with this little backdoor. The fat guy is simple and very likely to be deceived by Yu Ziqi's sinister woman.
Yu Shanshan felt uneasy when she thought about it, and immediately waved at her fat guy, "Come fat, come and talk to you."
When I heard the words, I got up from the ground, and with my fat fingers on the screen frantically, I slowly walked towards my mother and asked me, "What are you going to say, mom, hurry up, I'm busy of."
Yu Shanshan reached out and took the mobile phone and confiscated, "Busy fart, you are not allowed to play mobile phone! You are going to become a baby with Internet addiction."
"Mom ~ I'm going to cut it soon ~" The internet addicted baby hugged his mother's thigh affectionately and tried to affect the old mother, but the old mother was not as affectionate as the old father, and his face was scratched. Will not be soft-hearted to return his phone.
After praying for nothing, the little guy was angry and hummed, sitting on the floor with his back to his mother and ignoring his mother.
Yu Shanshan poked at his fleshy back, "Hey, fat, Mom has something to tell you."
The fat guy didn't want to ignore his old mother who tried to chat with him on the phone, and silently lowered his head to play with his fat fingers, treating the old mother as nothing.
Yu Shanshan was so angry that she wanted to pinch his again, and always felt that this fat guy didn't particularly put his old mother's iron palm in his eyes now. But remembering that this is the place to spoil grandma's nephew, Auntie, if she really weeping about this fat guy, I'm afraid she will make her come back.
Under her aunt's arrogance, she had to suppress the anger in her heart and smiled and said to the fat guy, "Fat, mom, I'll give it to you after talking to you."
Upon hearing this, the fat guy finally turned around.
Yu Shanshan educated fat guys on "refusing to climb relatives." "Fat, if someone comes over to tell you who yours is, anyway, it is your relatives, you must not believe the sweet words of the other party." , The other party is trying to lie to you, don't you ignore her? "
Fat guy wondered. "Why lie to me?"
The affair of the adult is too complicated. It is not clear at all to this three-year-old baby. In order to be afraid of beating, Yu Ziqi was deceived. Yu Shanshan had to scare him: "Because she looks at you and wants to treat you You cheat and sell, sell you to the mountains to be children, and then you ca n’t see your father and mother, and you ca n’t eat all kinds of delicious things. You have to work constantly every day, It ’s too bad ~ "
Sure enough, the words were frightened, the fat guy opened his mouth in fright, and looked at his mother in horror.
Seeing such an effect, Yu Shanshan was very satisfied, and finally emphasized again, "Don't ignore people who are climbing relatives with you, don't talk to her, just ignore whatever she says."
Dumbfounded his round head, the chubby grabbed his mother's clothes nervously, and asked with a worried expression: "Mom, what if I encounter a bad guy who wants to traffic me?"
Yu Shanshan laughed twice in her heart, and took out the anti-wolf spray she bought from her bag. "Dangdang! Look fat, this is the treasure against bad people! You put it in your small backpack, as long as If a bad person comes to recognize your relatives, you can use this to spray her eyes, then kick her hard, and run away immediately after kicking. "
Dudu eyes brightened, and immediately reached out to prevent the wolf spray.
Yu Shanshan first showed him how to use the spray, and then she took it seriously: "You ca n’t take it out or play by yourself. You can only use it when bad people appear, otherwise you wo n’t know it. ?"
Dudu nodded earnestly, his face resolutely said, "Mom, don't worry! I will kill him when I meet a bad person!"
Yu Shanshan was very pleased to pat her own fat son. She was already imagining that Yu Ziqi's woman was looking for Dudu climbing relationship, and then Dudu sprayed anti-wolf spray, and howled into a terrible scream. Can't help but think about how to laugh wildly? Hahaha.
On the side, Yan Shao, who saw the old mother teach the fat son how to deal with the bad guys, suddenly asked a question seriously: "Yu Shanshan, why is there an anti-wolf spray in your bag?"
Yu Shanshan was fantasizing about Yu Ziqi's splendid drama. She answered the question without thinking about it: "How dangerous it is for a girl to go out, of course, there must be a bottle of anti-wolf spray in her bag."
As soon as Yu Shanshan finished answering, Yan Shao laughed and smiled very happily, "I said Yu Shanshan, only beautiful women will be in danger of meeting the satyr when they go out. Why do you take this with you so safely? Afraid not to look down upon our pervert, the emperor? People also have aesthetics. "
Yu Shanshan: ...... Don't stop me, I will kill this poisonous tongue man!
Yu Shanshan was so angry that her chest was sore. After hitting a set of invincible iron fists in her heart to spit the poisonous tongue man, she ordered an article to her little fat man, "Fat, read an article to my mother," Mo angry '. "
This live toot often works well, and the little guy lowers his head and continues to cut his own fruit, while cutting and opening his mouth, he comes: "Mom, mom, you are not angry, if you want to be angry, listen to me, life is not easy, practice It ’s a pity for myself; angry for one minute, sixty seconds without luck; angry for one hour, sixty minutes fools; angry one week, hurting the liver and hurting the spleen ... . "
The small milk tone with Mo angry, as always, has a healing effect. Every time she tried to choke this little fat man, the fat man read Mo angry once, and she gave him a fat life. Now after listening to the little guy's recitation, Yu Shanshan suddenly felt much smoother, and had the courage to continue to lose weight under the torture of the poisonous tongue man.
Dudu gave his mother a complete back, and he was angry. He cut his fruit in one round. He felt his own stomach and felt a little hungry, so he got up excitedly, bumped his things into a small backpack, and carried it on his back. On the run, he ran out of the door with his short legs, "Mom, I'm going to find my aunt--"
Yu Shanshan waved his hand, "Go and go, eat less fat, please remember you are a fat man."
However, the fat guy has run away, and did not take the words of the old mother to heart.
As for why the fat guy went to see his aunt, the matter originated from his old mother. Because the old mother was too painful to lose weight, and even more painful, the fat guy in her family still stuffed a packet of snacks in his small backpack every day and then drank in front of the old mother, so the old mother resolutely canceled the fat guy. The right to snacks, he is firmly not allowed to eat when she loses weight.
This led to Dudu being very ruthless, and felt that life lost most of its meaning. After knowing the tragic encounter of his young nephew, Yuan Miao, the niece, told Dudu to go to her office every afternoon to find her. She prepared a very rich afternoon tea for him, which caused Dudu to eat every time My belly is round and I feel that life is full of meaning again.
Now the most active thing for a fat guy every afternoon is to go to his dear aunt and seek feeding.
Yuan Miao's office is on the bottom floor, and Dudu can simply walk down the corridor. Now he is familiar with his aunt's office, until Jane can reach it with his eyes closed.
Dudu walked down the steps from the corridor as usual, and when he turned a corner, he saw a very tall uncle standing on the steps, and the uncle was on the phone.
Dudu didn't know this uncle, so he bypassed his uncle with his own backpack. When he knew that he was passing by this uncle, the uncle suddenly called him, "Dudu?"