Chapter 26: No Responsibility
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- 2021-03-04 03:46:30
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What is Tianshi?
Dao robe, barefoot, holding a peach wood sword in hand, carrying a string of yellow paper cinnabar spells, and chanting mortals.
Yan Dan looked at the young celestial master on the opposite side through the fire, only to feel that the world has changed too fast, and she really can't keep up with the customs of the world. Tianshi Tang Zhou is very young, but he has already revealed the prospect of being old and cunning; he is very handsome, but a mortal will soon become a bald and bright uncle; he is talented in Taoism, but he will definitely not be reborn in his next life. There is such a pure soul...
Qin Qi sat next to her, igniting the bonfire for a while, and said irritably: "Who said there are ghosts here? Until now, even a ghost shadow hasn't appeared, and the sky will be bright if it goes on!"
"At midnight, the Yin Qi is strongest, and it's not yet time." Tang Zhou glanced at her, his tone was flat.
Qin Qi clenched her fist and squeezed her fingers into a creaking sound: "When they come, grab one, and if they come, grab one..."
Yan Dan said in his heart, such a tyrannical tyrant, ghosts dare not come out when they see it. Doesn't it mean that you don't do bad things during the day and you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night? They were just so courageous to scare those mortal people with guilty conscience, like Qin Qi, who was so righteous, and thinking of cramping ghosts and monsters, and she wouldn't dare to come out.
"Girl Yan, Yan, the night breeze is about to rise here, why don't you sit up to the wind?"
In addition to Tang Zhou and Qin Qi, another disciple from the Taoist school followed. It's just that the younger brother kept his head dull and didn't speak. Yan Dan saw him right now. He wanted to have these two brothers and sisters on top. Those who were brothers had a bad life.
But, is she sitting downwind now? This upside... Yan Dan trembled as he looked at the empty place between Qin Qi and Tang Zhou.
It seems... it's better not to sit there.
Yan Dan hurriedly waved his hand: "Thank you, in fact, you don't have to be so troublesome. What's the point of this cigaretteHuh, you just stood at the dinner table and kept staring at the stewed chicken drumsticks in my bowl and finally didn't eat That one?"
Junior Brother's face suddenly became half black.
Tang Zhou gave way to the side: "Come here and sit down, so that you don't have to wait to get ashamed."
Yan Dan had to slowly move over and sit down.
While Qin Qi was looking at the other side, Tang Zhou suddenly whispered in her ear: "What are you afraid of? How can this exorcism not be able to drive you out."
Yan Dan hurriedly covered his ears and moved firmly to Qin Qi. Mortals are really the creatures in this world who love to talk about one thing and do another thing. It is clearly stated in the book that men and women are incompatible with each other, and he is still so close.
After waiting for a cup of tea, Qin Qi suddenly turned her head and stared at the little younger brother who was shrinking aside: "Hurry up and think of a way? Do you have to wait until the year of the monkey?"
"What to do... The way... By the way, I heard people say that telling some horrible ghost stories can lead out ghosts. First put out the fire, and then light the candles. It costs seven to forty-nine. , Blow out a candle every time you finish telling a ghost story, and when the forty-ninth one goes out, ghosts will swarm them."
Yan Dan sighed: Where did you hear that? In short, as one of the monsters, she had never heard of it.
Qin Qi rubbed her hands, very interested: "Okay, okay, let's try it."
Tang Zhou sat with his knees bent, neither agreeing nor disagreeing. He watched the two fellow juniors busy picking up the sand and extinguishing the fire cover, then shook the fire and placed dozens of candles on the ground.
Qin Qi set the candle and was very excited: "Okay, who will tell the story first? Well, it's better to come first, brother, and go down like this."
Tang Zhou faced the swaying candlelight and whispered: "There used to be a couple who lived in the mountains. There was only a village ten miles away. This couple has a very good relationship. The man collects firewood and the woman weaves. Whenever there is a market, firewood and cloth are exchanged for other things. Even if life is poor, they don't care at all."
"Then one day, the man went into the mountains to collect firewood. His wife waited from dusk until late at night without waiting for anyone. There was a heavy rain that night, she thought, maybe it was delayed because of the heavy rain. But wait until the first When it cleared the next day, her husband still did not see anyone. She was very anxious and rushed to the village ten miles away to inquire." Tang Zhou paused, glanced at Yan Dan, and continued, "Because the couple are very nice Many people in the village are also happy to talk to them. The woman quickly inquired that her husband had never been to the village yesterday. She was even more anxious when she thought of her husband being in the mountains for a whole day and night."
The other two juniors and sisters of the same school listened attentively, staring at him without blinking. Yan Dan looked at the candle in front of him and thought, what did Tang Zhou mean when he glanced at her just now? Was it taunting her secretly, or was it ulterior? She does not have a husband, nor has she ever been to the deep mountains to collect firewood, nor can she weave. If it is an insinuation, she should not be able to hear it at all (too used to think of a lot)...
"The woman had to go to the mountains by herself. In the end, she only found the axe used by her husband to chop wood, with blood stains on it. She felt that her husband was probably out of luck, but last night it happened to rain heavily and put the ground on the ground. The traces of her were all diminished, and there was no way to follow the traces, so she could only go home with tears in her eyes. Just ten days later, when she was almost desperate, the man finally returned."
"She was so overjoyed that she couldn't help asking her husband where he had been in the past ten days. The man said that he had lost his way in the mountains that day. He was at a loss when he saw the fire in the woods ahead and left. In the past. There were many people sitting around the fire. Among them was a woodcutter named Huang Sheng who was from a village ten miles away. He walked over and sat with them. Who knows that there is a rough man, who was originally I was eating steamed buns, and suddenly I was taken by the elbow of the person next to me, and a human head fell off..."
Qin Qi couldn't help but let out a cry, and the younger brother immediately retracted her head into the collar. Yan Dan curled his lips, thinking that there was something scary about this. Ten years ago, she told the little wolf demon Dan Shu about more than a dozen kinds of stories. In the middle, she used black magic to create a group of living people. The appearance of the person's head falling is very real.
"He and the woodcutter named Huang Sheng were both stunned. After a while, the two ran away desperately, but the headless people actually chased after them. Ten days later, they found their way and were able to go home." When Tang Zhou said this, he turned his head and looked at Yan Dan with a smile, "Although the husband said so, the woman still has some doubts in her heart. After two days, this doubt has increased. Since the man escaped from death. Later, their husband and wife were not as close as they used to be. The woman went to the market one time and saw the woodcutter Huang Sheng’s wife and asked about it. Who knew Huang was shocked and told the woman her husband I've been dead for a while, and when I was carried back, my body was still separated."
Yan Dan didn't realize it. He told stories as soon as he told stories. He always looked at what she was doing, so there must be something weird in it.
"The woman returned home anxiously, and saw that her husband was looking for something with her head down. She didn't dare to face her husband, so she turned around and walked outside. But after two steps, she felt that she was holding her arms. Her husband's familiar voice rang in her ears..."
Tang Zhou suddenly leaned over, hugged Yan Dan's waist from behind, and slowly said, "I don't know where I left my head. Have you seen it?"
Yan Dan was very disdainful, and wanted to scare her just like this. It was too much difference. She just said that it would be much more interesting, so she turned her head. Who knows that the timing is too good, his lips are just from the cheek Brushed it, and stopped on her lips. She was agitated, pushed Tang Zhou away hard, and rushed to Qin Qi's side: "Where is the water? It's dirty, oooooo..."
A water bag was handed over from the side, and she took it without looking at it and started scrubbing her lips with water. It was terrible, she had kissed a mortal just now, and it was Tang Zhou. I wonder if it is enough to wash it a hundred times?
Tang Zhou frowned slightly when she saw her look that seemed to have suffered so much frivolity and desolation, and said in a low voice, "What you hold in your hand seems to be my water bag."
The thunderbolt from the blue sky immediately hit her Tianling cover firmly. Yan Dan turned his head stiffly to look at him: "Huh?"
Tang Zhou turned his head and looked at Qin Qi: "It seems that she was scared, so let's change you first."
Qin Qi patted Yan Dan on the back, and said sharply: "Don't be sad, but you should kiss it. If you feel hurt, go and kiss you. Brother, don't you think?"
Tang Zhou was very useful: "Junior Sister said yes."
Yan Dan squatted on the ground holding his head, his heart broken.
"...I said to the ghost, what's so great about you having no legs? I don't have a chest yet..." Qin Qi exhaled, blew out a candle, and looked at the same junior, "It's your turn. ."
After another round, there were only a dozen candles on the ground.
Yan Dan still hugged his head and squatted on the ground without saying a word.
Tang Zhou looked at her, raised his eyebrows slightly, lowered his voice and asked, "What are you doing in the desolate? I have kissed and you have washed so many times. Do you still care about this?"
Yan Dan moved, thinking in her heart, that's right, she is not the kind of mortal woman who is not the kind of sanzhen and nine violent women, she will not lose a piece of meat even if she is nauseous, she will pass. She raised her head and grinned at Tang Zhouming's eyes: "I didn't care about this kind of thing."
"Really, I think you care very much. Could it be that you were kissed the first time?" Tsk Tsk, although the temper is a bit stubborn, but the essence is still pure.
"How is this possible? I don't care if I tell you something like this. Anyway, I won't lose a piece of meat." Yan Dan snorted.
Tang Zhou's face sank slightly, and his expressionless face said: "Really." He leaned over, kissed her lips again, and said slowly: "Anyway, you won't take this kind of thing to your heart, kiss. One kiss is also a kiss, two kisses are also kisses, there is no difference."
Yan Dan was stunned for a while, and rushed to Qin Qi's side: "Water! Where is the water, oh oh oh..."
Qin Qi looked at her and said happily, "Don't wipe it, just come back directly. Although we are women, we can't bully men!"
Yan Dan was very sad, what kind of disciples did you teach, Master...
So Yan Dan spent the longest night in her life like this.
But the most important thing about exorcising ghosts was nothing.
When the dawn dawned, groups of black shadows shrank under the shade of the trees, whispering.
"Woo, it's terrible, how can mortals come to Ghost Forest to tell ghost stories..."
"Shut up, those are not ordinary mortals, they are celestial masters. They were born specifically to bully us. In the future, if you see celestial masters, they must run away quickly, otherwise they will end up just like the demon. Do you understand?"
"Wow, that demon is so pitiful, it was bitten twice by that male celestial master, how desolate..."
"I thought the demon was so powerful, wouldn't it be the same as we are afraid of the celestial master? Next time we will go to Klanglan Mountain Realm and pull down the mountain lord there, hum!"
Yan Dan walked at the end of the group, and these whispering whispered so smoothly in his ears.
It is tolerable, which is unbearable...
She should have been patient, but how could these ghosts be so damned?
She turned around, walked quickly to the shadow of the tree where the black shadows gathered, and said in that cold voice: "I'm very desolate, am I? You want to fight the Klanlan Mountain Realm, and you want to give the mountain owner to Pull it down, don't you?" The gloomy voice from the Yin Cao Netherworld: "Give me all to die..."
Hundred ghosts fled.
Qin Qi admired her very much: "I used to think that Miss Yan is so delicate and soft, she can't handle anything except chopsticks, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful. I really underestimated her."
Tang Zhou thoughtfully: "Well, does she seem very angry..."
Yan Dan stood there with his arms folded, a large group of black shadows kneeling at his feet. The dark shadows were crying, and Chu Chu trembled pitifully: "Great King Mountain, please beg your life, King Mountain..."
Since then, the ghost forest has restored peace