Vol 2 Chapter 1168: Bragging and farting

Yu Guzhen's face also turned red because he drank too much wine. In his eyes, the light was shining, revealing the excitement that could not be concealed, and even the bold and bold women, many blushed, Some girls who have not married yet simply turn around and run away. After all, this kind of paragraph, even on the grassland, is different for men and women.
But the men laughed. Uncle Sun Jian's mouth was sprayed with strong alcohol. He smiled and said: "I can't think of you, Yu Guzhen, really ran over sheep, what does it feel like?"
Wei Guzhen smiled and waved his hand: "I can't talk about it, just to keep warm. I can't remember anything else. However, I was impressed once and remember it now."
Others suddenly became interested again. Many people stood up straight and looked at Wei Guzhen: "Later again? What happened?"
A smile of evil charm flashed on Yu Guzhen's face: "Well, it's the second year, it was another snowy night, the snowstorm came, and the wife of Harry in the tribe, I milked the goats outside and did n’t come back, so I lost it. He cried and cried to beg us to rescue him. That snow, but it ’s really big, all of us tribes are concentrated in the tent ’s tent, None of them dared to go out, and finally he could n’t stand his begging. Only a dozen of the strongest guys went out hand in hand.

"You don't know wow, in fact, his wife was in a sheep pen one hundred steps away. The snow was too big and the wall was blown down. Those sheep were all dead, but his wife hid in the cellar, I could n’t get out, and the noise was overshadowed by the blizzard. Later, all of us fell into the cellar. Grandma ’s, that cold, one of my fingers was frozen. "
He said, raising his left hand, and saw that his ring finger had been cut off completely, and it looked very strange.
Liu Jingxuan heard numbness in the scalp and quickly said, "Then, how did you survive?"
Wei Guzhen smiled, both eyes were shining: "Later everyone can't stand the cold anymore, so we can't care about Harry and don't spend it anymore, everyone started to take turns to go to his wife, warm his body, day and day Ah, hey, they all survived. No one will freeze their fingers or freeze their feet. You said, this is the purpose of the gods. I have a lot of women in my life. There are all kinds of ways, but only that time, oops, that skin is frozen outside, and the heartfelt feeling below is the most unforgettable. It ’s really called, it ’s called, ah, it ’s called Binghuo Chongtian! Remember it! "
Liu Yu felt disgusted for a while, but still laughed: "Wei Guzhen, you are so powerful, then you can talk about, what is the most unhappy thing in your life, what is it?"
Yu Guzhen's face has become flushed due to excessive drinking. He suddenly cried Tao, crying, grabbing the ground with his head while crying, and finally developed to the point of rolling over the ground, everyone Watching his crazy behavior, he widened his eyes and was speechless.
Finally, Wei Guzhen's tumbling on the ground gradually stopped. He looked at the stars in the sky with two eyes, two lines of tears shed from the corner of his eyes, and his mouth murmured: "Ah, I think the saddest in my life The past is now, it was the third year, and it was another snowstorm night, I lost ... "
Two hours have passed, and most of the fires have been gradually extinguished. The crowd after the carnival drunk and fell to the fire, snoring, talking dreams, and some men and women, they joined hands into the grass, or It is in the tent bag that the waves of shaking are accompanied by various unsuitable children's voices, one after another, after all, after such a rare drink, it is also a kind of regimen to exercise some exercises to promote digestion.
But by the fire surrounded by Liu Yu, there was no loss of heat. Almost none of the women were left. Even the lavish prairie woman, in these large-scale segments where these lords have no bottom line, is not I ’m so sorry to stay here. Needless to say, the drink may not spit out the truth, but it must be bragging in the most exaggerated tone, there are three kinds of bragging, and each person laughs at each other, debunks, suppresses, often In the end, it ended with all kinds of laughter and scolding, but the atmosphere was getting more and more intense.
Only Liu Yu and Liu Jingxuan were still sitting side by side, not to mention the most memorable past and the saddest past in his life, everyone's eyes were focused on them, Wei Guzhen gasped, only left In one of his eyes, the light was shining, staring directly at Liu Jingxuan, saying, "Liu, General Liu, you, what is the most memorable and sad thing in your life?"
Liu Jingxuan also drank too much wine, especially with Tuoba Yi, who had a big bag. Some of his eyes were straight and his face was red. He laughed, straightened himself, and patted his chest: " The most unforgettable things I have ever experienced will certainly not be known to all of you. If I were, I would say it now, take care of it, and take care of you. You must call me awesome! "
Tuoba Yi laughed and waved his hands in unbelief: "Liu Jingxuan, don't, don't brag, here, the men here are all murderous non-blinking, non-blinking ruthless characters, which hand, which hand does not have a Hundred and eighty lives, which one, which one does not have dozens of sword wound arrows, you, those of you who fight, those things, do n’t, do n’t brag about us, even if you have defeated, Millions, millions of Qin Jun, we, we will not feel how much, how powerful! "
Liu Jingxuan waved his hands disdainfully: "Fighting wars, what's so brave about warfare? Which one of the men here hasn't fought a war and killed someone? The things I'm going to say will definitely make you all obliged and will tell me With a blast! "
This time even the snoring Songsong on the ground sat upright and waved their hands in disbelief: "General Liu ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I wouldn't believe it. If you can tell me something, I feel terrible. , That's really amazing! "
Liu Jingxuan smiled, "Hey, hey," you guys listened well. Just now, Wei Guzhen said that their tribe, who lost it in the snowy day, whether it is a sheep, a woman, or himself, has given the day, that is to say , You even have sheep on the grassland, right? "
Wei Guzhen waved his hands angrily: "Isn't that to avoid freezing to death, and it's not to ask for my own life, what is there to mention. Liu Jingxuan, what the do you want to say?"
Liu Jingxuan laughed and said: "Your life, the weirdest thing in Japan is the sheep. Is there anything more powerful than the sheep?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads: "Well, that one really isn't there, could it be something weirder about you?"
Liu Jingxuan jumped up from the ground with a smile, untied his pants, and revealed that job, pointing at the bunch of big grapes, said triumphantly: "Speaking out scares you, my lord, but the man who passed the horse honeycomb , Great is not great! "
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