Vol 2 Chapter 615: Storytelling

Liu Yu said, slammed Liu Muzhi's hand and shouted, "Fat, go away!" And with his voice, Liu Yu's people had flown out four or five steps away, carrying Liu Mu The small bowl in his hand suddenly fell to the ground because of this force, and he snapped and torn apart.
Liu Muzhi had just picked up a small bowl and still had the seasonings in the bowl. Give Liu Yu a pull. The fat body of more than 200 kilograms, like a cloth bag, flew straight up, and did not close to the crowd. Ran to the corner of his head, and his voice was crying: "My stinky tofu!"
Uncle Li opened his eyes and his voice followed the wind from behind Liu Yu: "Liu Yu, Liu Yu, your money, your money hasn't been taken!"
Liu Yu pulled Liu Muzhi in this way, walked across the street, and ran out at a stretch of three or four miles, until in the air, except for the sweaty smell of Liu Muzhi, he could not even smell the smell or smell of stinky tofu. , Liu Yu stopped, Liu Muzhi bent down and began to vomit acid on the ground. While vomiting, he said angrily: "Send, send slave, you, your kid, kid, you want, want Am I destined? I, I am a reader, a scholar, but, no, no you, so, yes, yes, yes ... "
He even said three abilities, but couldn't talk anymore. Liu Yu smiled and stroked his back, saying, "I can run, I know. I said, why are you dead fatties getting more and more useless? When I joined the army, I also practiced running with me in the forest for more than ten days.
Liu Muzhi finally vomited, straightened his waist, and looked at Liu Yu gaspingly: "Your boy, don't you boy know? These years, you, you're running like this every day, it's faster than before. Many, and I, I join the army every day and deal with official documents, which exercise like you do every day. Do n’t you know that you are running now, running faster than his mother ’s horse. "
Liu Yu laughed and patted Liu Muzhi's big belly gently. Fatty was floating for a while across the satin dress: "Did we not say Liu Yingzhi's Liu Yingyang? He didn't run fast, what should he do? Infantry! It seems that it is cheaper for your kid not to stay in the army as an infantry, otherwise, I guess you are now a skinny monkey. "
Liu Muzhi shook his head disdainfully and patted his belly: "What do you know, it's not oil and water, but knowledge, do you understand? It's called Xuefu Wuche, it's just a lot of stuff, and it's out of stock , How can I do it? I have n’t settled the accounts with you yet, do n’t you know that I went into Jiankang City today, and I just want to eat that stinky tofu? Eat it! "
Liu Yu said with a smile: "Why not just a stinky tofu meal? After the formal business is done, I will ask you to eat ten dishes."
Liu Muzhi said bitterly: "Other people don't understand me, do you still not understand me? In this world, I can talk about anything but Liu Muzhi, but my fame and food can't be abandoned. I have been greedy for a few days. , I want to eat this fried stinky dried tofu more than roasted whole lamb. You said, how can you compensate me? "
Liu Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, now we have money. If I bought a song today, if there is extra money, whatever you want to eat, I will pay for it. This is all done."
Liu Muzhi was so sad that he turned to smile and said, "It's almost the same, but you have a little conscience."
Liu Yu hooked the corner of his mouth, remembering the stinky dried tofu just now, and said: "But I am very strange, how did this thing smell so bad? I haven't eaten tofu before, how have I seen this?"
Liu Muzhi smiled: "You don't understand, these stinky tofu must be soaked in salt and brine at the turn of spring and summer to let it change color and hair, so it can be so stinky. But just put it The oil is so deep fried, that is, the outer coke is tender, the lips are full of flavor. That is sour, that taste ... "Liu Muzhi said, his expression became very intoxicated, he closed his eyes, deep Taking a deep breath, my tongue licked my lips involuntarily, as if I had just eaten a plate of stinky dried tofu, and was aftertaste.
Liu Yu also swallowed a bit of saliva. He knew that this fat man likes to eat, it must be the taste of the world, and laughed: "Okay, well, don't be numb here. You last stared at the stinky tofu all day. Finally, I ate a plate to eat, is it also shameless? "
Liu Muzhi's face turned red and he yelled: "I was going to take the opportunity to chat with Uncle Li. I was just at Jiankang at that time and I was not familiar with the situation here. These three religions and ninth class people know much about the market. , I ’ll be close to them, Lala is homely, and I know a lot of things in the construction of Kangcheng. You do n’t have a face when you are really a starving ghost and reincarnated just to rub it. "
Liu Yu smiled and shook his head: "I said, although your kid can't move when he sees something delicious, he won't lose the people in Jingkou if he comes to Jiankang. Well, it's been a while too soon. It ’s almost noon, and we have to go to auction the slave ’s market, which is the right thing. Do you know where?

Liu Muzhi was about to speak, but suddenly he heard a gong gong and an old and powerful voice outside the alley, and said without hesitation: "Ladies and gentlemen, businessmen and businessmen, have money to hold a money market, There is no money to hold a personal field, we Beibei Army Shui Shui broke Qinru ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Speaking of the last paragraph! "
Liu Yu's heart moved, and Liu Muzhi looked at each other. They closed their mouths, raised their ears, and listened carefully. He was a bit familiar with this voice, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it for a while. With this question, He listened to the man quietly.
"Last time, we said that Qin ’s chariot rushed to the warriors of our Beifu army crossing the river, but that ’s two hundred chariots, each with four high-headed horses, with crossbowmen and royal hands on it. The halberds are all aristocratic Qin Kingdom nobles. They have to kill more than ten people to be eligible to pull this chariot. They are fierce and evil, their eyes are shining, the earth is shaking, the river is boiling, everyone All thought that our warriors crossing the river would be crushed into meat by these wheels. "
Liu Yu smirked in his heart and whispered to Liu Muzhi: "Who is this person, as if he is on the battlefield? It's quite true, but actually don't say it, although I know this tiger skin can scare you Enemy warhorse, but I really watched the chariot rushing over, and I was a little flustered. If it did n’t work, it would really kill me, and I ’m not willing to be a ghost. "
There was a burst of exclamation in the crowd, and a child cried in shock: "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want the Beifu warriors to die, Qin Jun is a bad guy, and they can't let them win!"