Chapter 1306: Sketch
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Entertainment Guru Rebirth
- A romantic leaf
- 1785 characters
- 2021-03-03 07:37:09
With the popularity of the party on the Internet, the ratings of Yunqing TV station rose and then rose again. At ten o'clock,
directly exceeded 15%.
Finally it was Xiao Yunhai's turn to appear. After the host burst out the name of their show, the scene suddenly burst into applause.
Although Xiao Yunhai has only played three or four sketches since his debut, each sketch is almost a classic. The number of downloads on the network alone has exceeded 100 million, which shows his popularity.
The sketch started, Xiao Yunhai took a red envelope and walked the stage first.
"I'm so mad, you said my daughter-in-law, her dad is going to have an appendix operation, such a small operation, he forced me to give the doctor a big red envelope, I said this is what age, the doctors are very high quality No one is accepting the red envelope anymore. Before the word has finished, her father took a rolling pin and gave me a big red envelope. Do you think I will give it or not?" Xiao Yunhai murmured.
While the audience laughed, some shouted to give it away, some shouted to give it away.
Sun Buyuan hatred, hatred Yuyue refers to Gangfang
Xiao Yunhai said: "Send it, the principle is gone, don't give it, life is gone. Yes, life is more important. I will give it, but the bread in the red envelope is not money, but paper."
"噗嗤"
"Hahaha."
"I'll go, don't give red envelopes to die, Yunhuang is too miserable."
Only the first paragraph made the audience laugh endlessly, and at the same time understood that this is Xiao Yunhai's problem of doctors receiving red envelopes using sketches to reflect reality.
At this time, Zhao Wanqing pushed a wheelchair and walked off the stage.
Everyone applauded.
Zhao Wanqing said to Xiao Jianhua, an actor sitting in a wheelchair: "Dad, don't worry, it's okay, minor surgery, it's over in a while. Besides, I'm telling you, Shen Teng helped you find the best doctor."
Having said that, she attached to her father's ear and whispered softly: "We are all ready for the red envelope, don't worry."
As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Yunhai rushed forward and cried out, "Dad, you must hold on to it, if you have something short and long, I won't live anymore."
"I'll go." The audience laughed.
"The Emperor Yun is too exaggerated. It's just an appendix surgery, and such a big reaction, hahaha, I'm so ridiculous.\\\'
Xiao Jianhua, who played the role of Xiao Yunhai's old wife, said: "You can pull it down, you said that when your old mother-in-law left."
Zhao Wanqing said dissatisfied: "How do you speak, Crow's mouth."
Xiao Jianhua waved his hand and said: "It's okay, if I really can't get out for a while, my surname is Shen, I hope you can believe it."
Xiao Yunhai licked his tongue, his eyes were a little erratic, and said, "Dad, I didn't mean that. I wondered how my voice is howling, it doesn't mean that we are in a good relationship."
At this time, Huang Bo, who played the role of the doctor, walked out wearing a white coat and said, "Come on, push the patient in, and the operation will begin."
A few assistants pushed Xiao Jianhua in, leaving only Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo on the stage.
Zhao Wanqing pulled Xiao Yunhai's clothes and said, "Hey, come on, red envelope, hurry up."
The enemy is far from the enemy Qiu You Leng Gu Qing Mi
Xiao Yunhai said, "No, for others, they can't ask for it."
Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "How can you know if you don't want it?"
Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to pass the red envelope to Huang Bo, and asked word by word: "Doctor, do you want it?"
"噗嗤"
"Oh, I'm going. Is there such a way to give red envelopes? Yunhuang is really hopeless."
The audience burst into laughter.
Enemy Land, Enemy, Enemy, Hate, Leng Shue Sun Xing
Huang Bo looked at Xiao Yunhai and asked dumbfounded: "Do you think I can ask for it?"
"I don't think you can want it."
"Isn't that over?"
"But some people think you can."
Huang Bo waved his hand and said: "Okay, I can understand the mood of your family members, but the hospital has regulations not to accept red envelopes."
Xiao Yunhai said: "You take it, you take a look."
After the branch is not far away, the battle is not far away
Huang Bodao: "A matter of principle, please stop the ink."
After the department was not far away, the investigation and warfare caused by Naofan Zhao Wanqing suddenly became angry when he heard Xiao Yunhai's words, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, gritted his teeth and said: "Come here, come, I promise not to shoot you to death."
Xiao Yunhai said: "I said that people won't want it, daughter-in-law..."
Xiao Yunhai turned his head and looked at Zhao Wanqing, and found that she was standing in a chair, shaking her hands, and said: "What are you doing, what are you doing."
"Hahaha." The audience laughed again.
Zhao Wanqing said: "I'll help you block the camera."
Huang Bo said: "You come down, no need to block."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Who knows, hurry up and get down. You see, dad hasn't settled here yet, so let the psychiatric department take it away."
"Hahaha."
"This line is so interesting."
The three people on the stage played their roles vividly, and the atmosphere on the scene gradually heated up.
Hou Di Qiu Ke's only grandson hate catching cold ball and knot skills
Zhao Wanqing snatched the red envelope from Xiao Yunhai and said, "Hey hey, Doctor Liu, don't be polite to us, anyway, we are not a family!"
Later, Qiu Ke's only Sun Hen took the cold ball and made several assists and pushed Xiao Jianhua in. Only Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo were left on the stage.
Huang Bo photographed the red envelope in Zhao Wanqing's hands and said, "Yes, we are not a family, but your dad is my patient. Even without this red envelope, I will cure his disease."
Xiao Yunhai stood aside, gave a thumbs up, and said with a look of admiration: "Well said, Doctor Liu, you did not disappoint...."
Zhao Wanqing pushed Xiao Yunhai and said, "Who doesn't have an uncle. Doctor Liu, you see, we are not ignorant people. All walks of life have their own unspoken rules. You can dive into us. "
"Hahaha."
Let us dive, this line can also be written by Yunhuang. "
"The performance of the three is so good, the cooperation is so tacit, I have a stomachache when I laugh."
The audience leaned forward and backward with laughter.
Enmity, Keke alone, prosecute the war
Zhuang Bin under the stage laughed and said, "It's not easy. Yunhai and Wanqing are now world superstars, and it is really surprising that they can play such roles from their descent status."
Yao Yuan nodded and said, "Yes. There are a lot of big stars out of our school, but after becoming famous, there are a few people who can really bend down and perform on stage. Yunhai and Wanqing are already standing on the top of the entertainment industry pyramid. At the top, on fame, status, and wealth, who can compare with them. They can still return to the stage and perform this kind of sketches. Those who are self-reliant should also be ashamed."
At this party, Zhuang Bin actually invited many big names from school to come back to perform, but most of them refused for various reasons such as filming, participating in activities, and shooting advertisements.
Actually, everyone knows in their hearts that they just don't want to participate in the show.
For them, it should be done once the performance is done, and once a little mistake is made, it is over.
What's more, I don’t have a penny of appearance fee. It would be nice to be able to spare time to watch it. Who wants to do such a thankless thing.
On the other hand, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing, one is filming in California, USA, are very busy, and the other does not even participate in the three internationally famous film festivals in Venice, Berlin and Tokyo. They can make time for themselves, and the other people's reasons are simply a joke.
No matter how busy you are, can Xiao Yunhai, the world's richest man, be busy?
People are really far from each other.
Stage, Huang Boyi verbally rejected Zhao Wanqing's red envelope.
Sun Qiuyuan, enemies, ghosts, magic wars, cold Leng Kesun
Xiao Yunhai said: "Hey! Look at you! I said you don't listen, but the doctor said you don't listen! You have to let others tell you how many times you can give up!"
After finishing speaking, Xiao Yunhai walked to the other side and said, "Face!"
"Hahahahaha."
Zhao Wanqing suddenly became angry when he heard Xiao Yunhai's words, pointed at Xiao Yunhai, gritted his teeth and said: "Come here, come, I promise not to shoot you to death."
Xiao Yunhai said very spinelessly: "Don't be foolish, I can't go there."
Zhao Wanqing threatened: "Come here!"
Huang Bo saw the two people quarreling, and quickly grabbed Zhao Wanqing, and persuaded: "Ah, ay, don't, the couple won't get married."
Xiao Yunhai said with some guilty conscience: "I'm telling you, this is outside, so we can leave a little face to each other."
Sun Keke distant enemy Qiumo lonely main sail
Sun Keke, the lonely main sail of the distant enemy Qiumo, Huang Bo looked at Xiao Yunhai and asked dumbfoundingly: "Do you think I can ask for it?"
Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "Okay, then I'll ask you, did you give the red envelope like that?"
"Is something wrong with me?"
"Do you ask for a red envelope? It's you~EbookFREE.me~You want it."
"Then what's wrong with me, should I not discuss it with others."
"When you gave it to your family, did you discuss it? You don't want to give it!"
"Is that I don't want to give it? I don't want it at all!"
"You give the law like that, can someone ask for it? You gave it with no sincerity." After that, Zhao Wanqing threw the red envelope to the ground fiercely.
Xiao Yunhai was also on fire, and said, "I'm not sincere anymore?! Ah, I'm not sincere anymore, okay."
Enemy Kedi Kekushushu Mo cold finger fief
Xiao Yunhai angrily picked up the red envelope, bowed deeply to Huang Bo a ninety degrees, and shouted: "Doctor Liu, please accept it!"
Huang Bo said: "Okay, I will accept it."
After speaking, holding the red envelope, he turned and walked into the operating room.