Chapter 1307: Hilarious

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"Puff."
"Hahaha."
The audience saw Xiao Yunhai looking at the operating room with a dazed expression, and suddenly burst into the biggest laughter since the beginning of the sketch.
"Oh, let me go, Huang Bo is so interesting."
"Emperor Zi Yun is a shame now."
The reversal of the scene made everyone laugh wildly.
Feeling that everyone was almost laughing, Xiao Yunhai swallowed and looked at his empty hands, and said, "Am I so sincere when I gave it? As for me, I took it away before I finished speaking?\ "
"Hahaha" the audience laughed again.
Zhao Wanqing walked to Xiao Yunhai calmly with her hands behind her back, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a mocking expression: "Stupid, let's get a big loud mouth by reality."
Zhao Wanqing slapped Xiao Yunhai's face while talking, laughing wildly at the scene again.
Xiao Yunhai sat on the chair, twisted his head to look at Zhao Wanqing, and said, "I'm nothing, I'm afraid this mouth will slap your dad's face."
"Hahaha."
Thinking that the red envelope is just a piece of white paper, not money at all, the audience was happy.
Zhao Wanqing gave a startled suspicion, as if she didn't understand what Xiao Yunhai meant.
Zhao Wanqing hurriedly covered up and said: "Ah, it's okay. Daughter-in-law, don't worry this time. In a while, it will be released to our dad."
Zhao Wanqing said triumphantly: "That must be pushed out to me steadily. I tell you, giving the red envelope is good, then the doctor really worked hard to perform the operation on you."
He got up and glanced at the operating room, and said softly: "Besides, those reports, medical accidents, ah, today I dropped the scissors, tomorrow I dropped the knife, and the last time I dropped a cotton ball, why, that's because No red envelopes."
The more Xiao Yunhai listened, the more he was afraid, and said, "I tell you, this is your personal opinion."
Zhao Wanqing said: "My personal opinion? What is reported in the news, can there be fakes?"
Xiao Yunhai seemed to have no strength, leaned back on the chair, and said, "That's it, all those who didn't give the red envelopes will end up here, if it's a fake..."
At this point, the biggest contradiction of the sketch has been formed, and the two of them burst into laughter almost every time they said a line.
Xiao Yunhai got up and came to Zhao Wanqing, and said, "Daughter-in-law, come, come, sit down. Let's say, for example. A patient gave the doctor a red envelope, but what about the red envelope?"
"What, card?"
"For example, it's not a card, it has nothing to do with money."
"What else can it be?"
"For example... it's paper
"Paper? Didn't make a thousand paper cranes? Isn't that a cute doctor to play with? Then put some red envelopes, don't you just put the patient in the stove and it will be finished, ha ha ha... Besides, there is no such lack of heart. My family, if I want to have that kind of family, I will shoot him and me to death."
When the audience listened, they suddenly laughed and leaned back.
Xiao Yunhai immediately got up to pat the door of the operating room and shouted: "Doctor Liu, come out for a while, I'll discuss something with you."
Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "You are crazy, what are you calling, you call him out, you are doing surgery on my dad."
Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "As I see it now, what he did is better than me. You can't go into the stove, Dad."
"Hahaha"
Everyone at the scene laughed.
Zhao Wanqing looked puzzled and asked: "No, wait a minute, you come over, what do you mean?"
Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "Daughter-in-law, for example, am I the one?"
"For example, a thousand paper cranes." When Zhao Wanqing heard it, she rolled her eyes and passed out directly backwards.
Xiao Yunhai hugged her quickly and shouted, "Daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law."
Zhao Wanqing woke up and shouted, "Doctor Liu, before you slap my dad, come out first."
"Yeah, you can even go out to the toilet."
"Thousands of mistakes are just like mistakes, my dad is innocent. Dad, hold on for a while, and I will let Shen Teng go in front of you now." After saying that, Zhao Wanqing choked Xiao Yunhai's neck.
Xiao Yunhai broke free quickly and shouted, "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, calm down."
"How can I calm down? I don't know if my dad is dead or alive now."
"Maybe the current situation is not as bad as you think. Let me tell you, if the doctor hasn't had time to open the red envelope now, let's toss like this now, wouldn't it be the case?"
"Oh, yes yes yes, what if, what if it's already opened?"
"Impossible. There are so many people in it. It's too late to hide the black money. Who can count in person, right?"
"Correct."
"It's just counting, then you have to finish the surgery, and find someone to count it secretly. When the time comes, count, and count, our dad has finished the surgery, it's too late."
Zhao Wanqing said: "According to what you said, people are giving fake red envelopes? That's not right."
Xiao Yunhai explained: "For example, if you fell ill today, you found that expert to treat you and give someone a fake red envelope. Then you will do it again tomorrow, how can you find someone else and not block your back. But our dad is different. The appendix is ​​like a chicken crop. There is only one. You can cut it out of it."
Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, even if you make sense, but it's not as dangerous as you did. Shen Teng, I ask you, is my dad not good enough for you? Tell yourself."
Xiao Yunhai showed a shocked expression, and said angrily: "It's better for you."
Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, you hide the cigarettes at home. My dad is afraid that smoking is bad for your health. How often did he dig the ground to find out and he smoked it himself. Was he treating you bad? The leftovers at home? My dad himself is not willing to eat leftovers. When did he ask you to clean it, did he treat you badly? When you come back in the middle of the night after working overtime every night, my dad is afraid that you will disturb him to sleep. Are you locked out of the door? He treats you... is it okay."
The more Zhao Wanqing said, the more and more things went wrong, and finally came one OK, which caused everyone to laugh wildly.
Xiao Yunhai said irritably, "Do you feel that your dad can live till now, right?"
Zhao Wanqing said: "With this stroke, my dad treats you more harshly than his own."
Xiao Yunhai said, "The wild ones are not treated like this."
This baggage trembled very beautifully, and once again received blockbuster laughter and applause.
At this time, the doctor came out of the surgery ward.
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Doctor Liu, you have worked hard."
Zhao Wanqing asked, "Doctor Liu, the operation is finished so soon?"
Huang Bo nodded and said, "It's over, take the red envelope back."
Xiao Yunhai took a look at the red envelope and said, "It's over, daughter-in-law, the red envelope is opened."
"Didn't you say that he can't open it?" Zhao Wanqing cried out loudly: "It's over, my dad has been killed."
Huang Bodao: "Don't worry, it will be launched in a while."
"dad…."
"dad…."
"Here." Xiao Jianhua's voice resounded in the operating room.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Dad is still alive, so I'll say that other doctors are not like that."
Zhao Wanqing nodded and said: "Okay, I think he has a conscience, but don't worry, husband, you just pack that stuff, it's impossible not to retaliate after reading it.
After finishing speaking, Zhao Wanqing turned to Huang Bo and asked: "Let's talk about it, what did you put in my dad's stomach?"
Huang Bo asked with a dumbfounded look: "No, what are you talking about? Why do you say that I am blinded?"
Zhao Wanqing said: "Okay, don't pretend. Before my dad gets out of the hospital bed, I will open the wound you sewed, and take the board, pliers, knives, scissors that you pretended to accidentally fall inside. Get it out for me!"
Huang Bo said silently: "What do you mean by this~EbookFREE.me~? What kind of person do you think of me! I first received this red envelope because I didn't want you to worry about it, or to let you It’s noisy here to affect the operation, and I will give it back to you after I have done it."
Zhao Wanqing said: "Really? Then why did you open it before returning it to us?"
Huang Bo spread his hands together and said, "I didn't open it!"
Zhao Wanqing said: "Then who did it?"
"I opened it!" Xiao Jianhua was pushed out and shouted.
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