Chapter 1705: Hilarious cross talk (1)

A few people chatted, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing walked in. Ω『┡Extracurricular Books www. "KeWaiShu. OR_G【Full text reading】
"Yeah, Yunhai and Wanqing, you are here too."
When Wang Guoan saw the two, he laughed.
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Not only are the two of us here, but my parents and children are here. We are the general mobilization of the whole family."
Most of the people in the theater were acquaintances. Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing talked and laughed with them before entering the private room on the second floor.
At eight o'clock exactly, the tenth anniversary of Dexin Society officially began.
It has to be said that Dexin's ability to spread all over Yanjing does have its reason.
After the science of science is far alone, I am the most conscientious after learning to fight Yang
Needless to say, Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua needless to say, the burdens are slapped, and their apprentices have their own abilities, making the audience laugh.
Xianyue Video and Yunqing's mobile phone pp live broadcast the whole process, with more than two million people online.
Calculated at ten yuan per person, Dexin Club made a huge profit in this cross talk alone.
If it hadn't been for Xiao Yunhai's request not to use him for propaganda, maybe the number would have exceeded 20 million.
Sun is far from being cool, Moyang is too much
During the period, all the big names were invited to the stage by Guo Gang and Yu Qianhua. They may have collated words before, so they cooperated very well.
Two hours later, it was finally the turn of Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua's cross talk.
When Xiao Yunhai appeared on the stage with Yu Qianhua in a long gown, everyone was stupid, and then there was unprecedented applause and cheers.
"Damn it, isn't it, Emperor Yun actually said cross talk."
"Gosh, this is incredible."
"Looking at the position of Emperor Yun, he is still amused, is it okay?"
The enemy is far away and the ghost is behind
Not only the audience, but the big names are also surprised.
Wang Guoan opened his mouth wide, and said in disbelief, "Yunhai is so courageous, he dared to talk about cross talk. Didn't he know that this thing can't be learned in a few days."
Sun Yanjun said: "I think Yunhai's cross talk is also quite good. Looking at his host, this kid is still very humorous."
In the box of Xiao Yunhai's family
Hou Yuan Qiu Fang Tuoqiu fights lonely and hatred
Xiao Changfeng laughed and said, "Wanqing, how is Yunhai's practice? Don't lose yourself when you go."
Zhao Wanqing said: "I don't know. I have practiced in the mirror at home, but I don't know what it is."
Zhao Mingsheng said: "Crosstalk cannot be learned in one or two days. As long as the sea of ​​clouds can come down from beginning to end, that is a victory."
On the stage, after Xiao Yunhai and Yu Qianhua settled their positions, they first made a gesture like the audience, and the audience suddenly screamed continuously.
Yu Qianhua smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, did you hear that, these are all cheers for you."
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said: "I know. They are waiting to see me making a fool of myself. I dare say, if I
If I forgot the words, everyone's cheers must be louder. You say, right? "
"Yes," everyone replied in unison.
Guo Gang, who had been hanging his heart in the background, saw Xiao Yunhai so freely, and slightly let go of his heart, and said to his apprentice: "I see it. Mr. Xiao is setting off the atmosphere, he wants us to be much stronger."
Yue Mingliang said: "The point is that I don't seem to be nervous at all from Mr. Xiao. I remember that when I first talked about cross talk, I almost urinated my pants."
Guo Gang said: "I haven't seen any scenes before. A concert of more than 100,000 people can still be won by Mr. Xiao. If you say cross talk in front of 100,000 people, you may not be able to open your mouth."
Yue Mingliang chuckled. Hundreds of thousands of viewers look at you, and the pressure, even thinking about it, feels terrifying.
On the stage, Yu Qianhua pointed to the audience and said, "You are too bad."
Xiao Yunhai said: "It's okay. If it were me, I would be like this. To be honest, the art of cross talk, I am the first time a girl in a sedan chair, and my heart is not nervous, it is impossible. I just heard the following Many people are asking Yunhuang softly whether cross talk is okay? My answer is that men should never say that they can’t.

"Pump."
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua said: "Why do I listen to these words a bit wrong."
"Hahaha."
Yu Qianhua really deserves to be an excellent cross talk actor. In just one sentence, the same burden made everyone laugh twice.
Xiao Yunhai said: "Okay. Teacher Yu, shall we officially start?"
Yu Qianhua said: "Okay. But, I want to tell you in advance that our next cross-talk is called Hukou Reverie, which was created by Mr. Xiao in two days."
"Wow, awesome."
"Writing a paragraph in two days, Emperor Yun is really amazing."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Teacher Yu said this to tell everyone that those comrades who are waiting for me to forget the words, let's completely dispel this idea."
"Hahaha."
Guo Gang clapped his hands and said approvingly: "I see it, I have a burden, the book definitely does not have these words. If Mr. Xiao is willing to talk about cross talk, it will take less than a year to become the best cross talk actor."
His disciples all looked at Xiao Yunhai's calm atmosphere with admiration, and said in secret: "It's really amazing."
Yu Qianhua said: "Alright, Mr. Xiao, let's start."
Xiao Yunhai nodded, thought for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Teacher Yu, what is our first sentence?"
"Pump."
"I'm going, hahaha."
"The first sentence is forgotten, what do you say next?"
After the far away, the ghost knots the lone star
Of course, Yu Qianhua knew that Xiao Yunhai didn't really forget his words, and heard the words: "Then you think about it. It's okay, we'll wait till dawn."
Xiao Yunhai chuckled and said, "We can afford to wait, but the audience can't afford to wait. Just joking with everyone, we have started."
"I said Yu Qianhua, Teacher Yu, ask you a question?"
Xiao Yunhai: "Have you fallen somersault?"
Yu Qianhua was taken aback, and said, "Do you mean work or life?"
Xiao Yunhai said helplessly: "What about work and life? It's the usual aisle that I didn't pay attention, "Bah!" The dog eats shit, the mouth gnaws the mud, the horse is lying on the ground, and the green onion is planted upside down!"
Yu Qianhua said: "Wow! Where can anyone fall so badly?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I fell a few times so terribly, not to mention falling to the international level, at least I fell into the world's advanced ranks."
"Hahaha." Everyone laughed.
At the beginning of the performance of the two, Xiao Yunhai immediately entered the state, and the tone of his speech also changed, and his speech rate was much faster, but his words were very clear, his breath was calm, and he was quite like a cross talk master.
Ge Wuyou sighed and said, "Yunhai, this guy has really learned cross talk."
As an old cross talk fan, you can basically tell at a glance whether Taiwan is talking about cross talk for outsiders or insiders.
Xiao Yunhai's style is very pure, and he definitely cannot be trained in a short time.
Wang Guoan shook his head and said, "I should have studied for a few days. You know his Zhu Xian is right now.
Some time ago, I was engaged in trouble in the United States, so there is no time to learn. "
Ge Wuyou said: "Then this kid is amazing. After a few days, I learned this way.
The enemy hates the distant place
Sound can't live anymore. "
The enemy hated the enemy from far away and the ship did not 　　 Yu Qianhua said: "Alright, Mr. Xiao, let's start."
When Guo Gang's apprentices saw Xiao Yunhai's performance, all of them were dumbfounded.
Yue Mingliang said: "Master, has Mr. Xiao learned cross talk before? This is too good. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"
Guo Gang said, "I learned this for three days. Fortunately, he doesn't do a comedian. Otherwise, it's not like us.
To eat. "
On the stage, Yu Qianhua said: "Oh! That's too hanging!"
Xiao Yunhai said: "It's mainly the place where I fell."
Yu Qianhua asked: "Where?"
The hatred of the enemy
Xiao Yunhai said: "Let's go to Lihushan in the Yanjing Zoo. On Sundays, there is nothing wrong to watch the tigers playing, and they are looking energetically. I don't know who is wicked, and he squeezes forward and yells: "The tiger is out of the mountain!" He squeezed me out of the wall!"
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