Chapter 1884: The end of the sketch

Wu Yifa switched the TV and said: "You're done, you go quickly."
Xiao Yunhai was unhappy, and said: "Wait a moment, what I said just now is that I look like a person but I never do human affairs. I ask you, why do I look like a person anymore? Why do you say me? It looks like a person is mad."
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai's questioning caused a burst of laughter again.
Wu Yifa explained: "Coax my daughter-in-law to talk to your heart and give you 100 yuan for mental damage."
Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Which mental illness is worth a hundred dollars"
"Hahaha."
Wu Yifa couldn't stand Xiao Yunhai's harassment, and said, "No, you have to go as soon as possible."
With a light push of his arm, Xiao Yunhai said, "Oh, you gave me a big somersault, Mom, Mom."
"What's the matter, what's the matter, baby, what's this, what's this?
Wu Yifa said: "Son, what is it doing on the ground is so cold, get up quickly."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Dad, I came here this time, just want to take a look at you. My future dad, because of the money, tired out of heart disease, the heart will be bridged by a meal. Surprised, is this the unfamous Xizhimen overpass?"
Xiao Yunhai made up for a while. Originally, he wanted to rectify Wu Yifa, but he didn’t expect it to be completed. As he was about to leave, Wu Yifa suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! Just you, see if your mother can come with empty hands.
Xiao Yunhai was stupid.
The audience in the audience and in front of the TV couldn't help laughing when they saw the plot reversed.
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips and said, "You know you, you, you, and I'm here in a hurry."
Wu Yifa said: "Then you can't go and hurry. You forgot, you said you brought it in your pocket."
Xiao Yunhai took out the money and said, "My mental loss is in my pocket."
Wu Yifa said, "That pocket."
Xiao Yunhai said, "This pocket is my own salary. Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't ask for it."
Wang Siyu stepped forward and snatched the money from Xiao Yunhai's hands all at once, saying: "My son is filial, mom must hold it."
"Hahaha."
So far, the sketch has entered a stage, the scene and in front of the TV
The laughter leaned forward and backward, and some tears flowed out.
"It's so funny."
"Oh, I'm going, I can't take it anymore."
"My stomach hurts."
Wu Yifa saw his wife get all the money, and said proudly: "Okay, son, let's go back this time."
Xiao Yunhai stared at him with widened eyes, and said, "Who, me, I'm going back like this. Dad"
The audience laughed again.
Wang Siyu patted the TV and said, "Son, you come to see your mother and give her money back. It won't be good if your mother doesn't take it. Come to your son and wear it back."
"Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai was stunned for a moment, and said, "No, it's a lot of traffic to go back and forth during get off work hours."
Wang Siyu said, "You should go back and take care of your dad."
Xiao Yunhai turned to look at Wu Yifa, winked vigorously, and said, "Do you need to take care of Dad?"
Wu Yifa said: "If you don't want him to see his grandma, you can pass his grandma's TV directly back."
Wang Siyu said: "No, his grandmother's home does not have a TV."
Wu Yifa let out a cry, covered his face, and said, "That's over."
Xiao Yunhai looked at him and said, "No. You just gave me up like that."
Wang Siyu picked up the remote control and asked, "Son, which station did you wear from the local station or the central station"
Xiao Yunhai turned his head to look at Wu Yifa, and said, "Ah, dad, pick a station."
Wu Yifa waved his hand: "Let's wear it."
Xiao Yunhai cried and said, "You wear it."
Wu Yifa said: "No move."
Xiao Yunhai said: "What you meant was to let me and your TV go to the end."
In this paragraph, almost every sentence came out, it was a burden, which made the scene burst into laughter.
Wang Siyu said, "Son, when you come this time, you will let your mother fully understand. In fact, happiness is very simple. Don't always think that you have nothing, but think more about what you have."
Xiao Yunhai immediately turned his trouser pocket over and said, "Mom, if you really want to understand, you can think about what was in your son's pocket before he came, and now there is nothing left."
Wu Yifa interrupted and said, "You two have different things."
Wang Siyu made a parting gesture and said, "Son, let's wear it."
Xiao Yunhai said: "When I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth. Mom, I can't bear you."
Wang Siyu said: "Mom can't bear you either"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I can't bear myself either."
Wu Yifa said, "I can't bear the TV either."
Wang Siyu suddenly said, "If you are really reluctant to bear my husband, please wear it with your son. Son, bring your dad to wear it together, and let mom open her eyes."
Xiao Yunhai smiled bitterly and said, "You are opening your eyes, we are going to go. Dad, the elders will wear it first."
Wu Yifa glanced at Wang Siyu, and said, "What are you wearing? Look at your mother's dressing like that."
Wang Siyu snorted, and said, "As for acting, there must be no beginning and end, right Hao Jian"
Xiao Yunhai lowered his head, turned around, and said, "Mom."
Wu Yifa said: "My wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't lie to you."
Wang Siyu said: "I have prenatal syndrome, but I am not stupid. I can tell what is cheating and what is love."
"Wife!"
"Husband!"
Seeing the two of you, Xiao Yunhai said: "Or I will ask you two to take a bath."
Wang Siyu smiled and said, "Hao Jian, I also want to thank you. I still pay for this money."
Wu Yifa anxiously said: "What's wrong with my wife"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I'm going to give birth! Send to the hospital quickly."
Wu Yifa hugged Wang Siyu and left. Wang Siyu yelled from there: "Hao Jian, this money, this money"
Xiao Yunhai said, "Money or money, just treat my children as a gift for the New Year!"
The sketch is here and it is finally over.
There was thunderous applause, screams and applause one after another.
The host Gao Ping walked onto the stage and asked loudly: "How about this sketch?"
Everyone shouted in unison: "Okay."
Gao Ping said: "Then let us invite the three of them to the stage and have a chat."
"it is good."
Xiao Yunhai, Wu Yifa and Wang Siyu appeared in front of everyone again.
Gao Ping asked: "
Three bosses, who wrote this sketch"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I wrote ~EbookFREE.me~ Gao Ping laughed and said: "Then how did you get the two of them to agree to play the role"
Xiao Yunhai said: "If they don't show up, I won't come. No way, he
We had to come. "
Gao Ping said, "So it's like this. Boss Wu, have you learned acting before"
Wu Yifa waved his hand and said, "I haven't studied systematically. I just performed a few times on the school stage. Before that, in order not to hinder Lao Xiao, we invited a professional to talk for a few days."
Gao Ping smiled and said, "That's it. It's just that the show is good, but there is only one person missing."
Xiao Yunhai said: "She will be here soon, and the three of us still have to accompany her."
Gao Ping said: "Then let us applaud and welcome Miss Zhao to bring us songs
The ear wakes up. "