Chapter 65: Skit "Will You Help"

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Although Xia Xiaohu is far more mature than others, he is still a young man.
Seeing that he was so popular, his face couldn't help feeling smug, and he glanced at Xiao Yunhai who was about to go on stage, and sneered in his heart.
After Xia Xiaohu stepped down, Zhao Wanqing stepped up and said, "Students, there have been a lot of good songs in the entertainment industry recently. I wonder if you have heard two of them, one is "Big Man" and the other. It's "Lanting Preface"."
"Have heard it!" The most enthusiastic shout was heard from the audience, and the atmosphere of the party suddenly became hot.
Zhao Wanqing did not expect the classmates in the audience to have such a strong reaction, so she hurriedly seized the opportunity and said: "Classmates, do you know who sang these two songs?"
"know!"
"Xiao Yunhai!"
Although the students' answers were not very neat, they were loud enough and enthusiastic enough!
"However, what he brought this time was not a song. Instead, he wrote, directed and acted a short piece called "Help or Not". Now we will welcome Xiao Yunhai, Zhang Ya and Huang with warm applause. Wonderful interpretation brought by Bo! Welcome everyone!"
Immediately, there was thunderous applause from the audience.
When Yu Yuexian heard that Xiao Yunhai was about to act in a sketch, a smile appeared on his gorgeous face, and said to Yao Wenyuan next to him: "Uncle, has this guy acted in a sketch before?"
Yao Wenyuan shook his head and said, "I have performed a lot of stage plays, but I have never seen him perform this specially amusing sketch. However, he has always been steady, I think there should be no problem."
At this moment, Xiao Yunhai, who was wearing a shabby overcoat and looked more than ten years older than usual, dragged a bicycle that had been scooped out of the rim, and walked up while shouting pain, with a helpless expression on his face. Sorrowful and a look mixed with anger.
"You said that I have one of the biggest shortcomings, that is too much nosy. No, just now I saw the trunk of a car on the road unclosed, I rode my bike behind this chase, thinking about telling people There was a bang. As a result, they slammed the brakes, and I went into the trunk. Just as I crawled out, a kind policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, you are all responsible. I lost two hundred yuan, you said. Am I being nosy? I swear, if I want to be nosy in the future, I will not be called Hao Jian, I will be called very cheap!
When Xiao Yunhai called himself "Hao Jian", Yu Yuexian was delighted on the spot, and smiled at Yao Wenyuan: "Don't even say, this kid is really good when he plays a role. When he puts his hands and feet, he will make a life unhappy. The middle-aged man showed it out. It seems that he has improved a lot compared to when he filmed "The Great Master."
Yao Wenyuan looked at his most proud disciple on stage and said, "His future can't even be seen by me."
As soon as Xiao Yunhai finished speaking, Zhang Ya, who played the role of the old lady, walked up with a fan and fell to the ground.
Xiao Yunhai pursed his lips, pretending to be nothing, and muttered in his mouth: "I haven't seen anything."
Zhang Ya: "Oh"
Xiao Yunhai: "Oh"
Zhang Ya: "Oh"
Xiao Yunhai: "Oh"
Zhang Ya: "Oh, my god."
"You won." Xiao Yunhai showed a helpless look, turned around abruptly, and said, "Auntie, didn't you fall?"
Zhang Ya put on a painful look and said: Oh, my elbow! Oops, my Polingale! Oops, my waist is up! Oh, it doesn't hurt!
"Hahaha!"
"Puff! I thought it hurts."
There was applause!
Xiao Yunhai showed a speechless look on his face, and said in his mouth: "Mother, it's all this time, so don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can walk away."
Zhang Ya: "That's fine, I'll try it."
Zhang Ya lay on the ground and made a 360-degree rotation. Xiao Yunhai quickly stopped and said, "Oh! You can walk this way, but you are walking according to the watch!
Zhang Ya's funny behavior and Xiao Yunhai's humorous lines directly made the scene laugh!
"My god, follow the watch, it's so interesting."
"Haha, so funny."
The sketches became more and more exciting, and the applause and applause became more and more enthusiastic.
Xia Xiaohu's expression became extremely gloomy when he saw the teachers and classmates all laughed.
Zhang Ya showed a trace of pain, leaning on her waist, and exclaimed: "Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"
Xiao Yunhai snorted, glanced at her, and said angrily: "That's for sure, it was polished just now when I turned around. It's not bad if it doesn't catch fire. Come on, mother, let me help you up!"
"Papa"
"Friction and fire, it's so funny."
Zhang Ya pointed to Xiao Yunhai's face, and said tremblingly: "Oh, boy, your face is black and purple, and you're shocked enough to fall."
Xiao Yunhai waved his hand and said, "I'm fine."
Zhang Ya nodded and said in approval: "You are a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up. This will change someone else, I will run early after hitting!"
When Xiao Yunhai heard this, the smile on his face was stagnant, and Zhang Ya gently placed on the ground.
Yao Wenyuan saw this and said, "The conflict has come out."
Yu Yuexian nodded and said, "It’s no wonder that the title of the sketch is called "Helping Not Helping". It turned out to be a focal issue in society. I also saw it on the Internet. After an old man fell to the ground, many people watched it. There is no one to help. I have to say that this is a kind of sadness in modern society."
Speaking of this, Yu Yuexian paused, and said worriedly: "Yunhai is so courageous, he dares to touch this subject matter. If the acting is good, there will be no problem, if the acting is not good, even if there is a small one. Problems will be magnified infinitely by some unkind people. I hope he can handle it."
Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya are getting better, and they cooperate more and more tacitly.
Xiao Yunhai said in a very peculiar tone: "Auntie, you fell stunned, and you fell stunned suddenly. You fell by yourself. When you fell, I was 10 years away from you. It’s meters away. You see, it’s my bicycle.
Zhang Ya showed a look of horror on her face, and said: "Oh, the rims are all like that. After a long time, I flew over from there. Can I still come here for rescue? Oh..."
"Hahaha."
"This is over, it's unreasonable."
The audience laughed again.
Xiao Yunhai looked at the scene and said, "Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of the accident, but the aunt is not what you think, my car was rear-end chasing.
Zhang Ya said: "Oh my tail spine!"
Xiao Yunhai quickly explained: "I'm talking about rear-end chasing. I'm not talking about rear-end collisions. I'm talking about bumpers. You're talking about the roots of the tail."
Zhang Ya cried out: "It's over, the one who celebrates the new year, the root of the tail is still broken, okay, the broken pieces (years) are safe!"
"Wow!"
"Hahaha"
"Peace every year? That's so talented."
Xiao Yunhai said bitterly, "I said aunt, please remember it, no one really hit you."
Zhang Ya angrily said: "No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you are going to hit me, I have gone abroad now."
Xiao Yunhai's eyes widened, and UU read www.uukanshu.com anxiously: "No, what's your identity, aunt, why can you get visa-free when you go abroad? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters away."
Zhang Ya said angrily: "How many meters do you have to fly? It's about this time. Are you still more meaningful than those three meters and two meters?"
Xiao Yunhai sighed and said, "Oh, aunty, let's stop talking, let's look at the pictures and talk. Fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now..."
Xiao Yunhai deliberately looked at the upper side, pursed his mouth, and said, "What about your head? It's over, the head is gone. If you get entangled in this, you will lose your head. I can't wash me by jumping into the Yellow River."
"Hahaha"
"No, this guy is over."
Zhang Ya stopped at Xiao Yunhai and said, "Why, do you still want to leave?"
Xiao Yunhai turned his head, a sneer smile appeared on his face, and said, "I'm definitely not going to go, I have to run."
"Hahaha"