Chapter 66: The madness of the sketch

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At this moment, the passerby played by Huang Bo appeared, and Xiao Yunhai hurriedly pushed to avoid him.
Huang Bo called as he walked: "Daughter-in-law, I will be home soon, don't worry..."
At this moment, he saw Zhang Ya in front of him and said, "Wait, I saw an old lady fell down on the main road and no one came to help. Why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this? , Others don’t care, I’m in charge!"
Huang Bo put me in a magnificent way and won the applause of the audience.
Who knew Huang Bo's next sentence made everyone stunned.
"Auntie, don’t move. Let’s take a picture. I’ll post a message on the Internet to condemn this behavior so that everyone can comment on it. Wife, remember to give me a thumbs up. Oh, this old lady fell. Yeah, so old"
Huang Bo sighed while shaking his head, and walked away quickly.
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"Damn, this guy is so shameless."
Yu Yuexian laughed and said, "Uncle cousin, who is this? I watched comedy is pretty good, and my line skills are also very good."
Yao Wenyuan said: "His name is Huang Bo, he has a very good relationship with Yunhai, and his performance is also in the forefront."
Xiao Yunhai looked stupidly at Huang Bo's leaving back, opened his teeth and danced his claws towards him, and said in an aura: "Worry, you won't help!"
Xiao Yunhai ran to help Zhang Ya, and the two of them were entangled for a while. The shouts of applause, applause, and laughter made the whole party explode.
The real explosion is Huang Bo's second appearance.
The old lady always thought that Xiao Yunhai was the one who hit him. Xiao Yunhai had no choice but to see the passerby played by Huang Bo coming up on a bicycle.
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly stepped forward to stop him: "Hey, brother."
Huang Bo stopped and said, "What's the matter? Young man."
Xiao Yunhai pointed to Zhang Ya who was sitting on the ground and said, "There is an old lady here."
When Huang Bo heard this, his face changed drastically, without saying anything, he ran on his bicycle.
That kind of panic like seeing a ghost is very vivid by Huang Bo.
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"This guy is so funny."
Huang Bo turned his head and gestured to Xiao Yunhai for him to come over, and asked softly: "Hey! Did you hit it?"
Xiao Yunhai quickly defended: "It's really not."
Huang Bo said anxiously: "Run! I helped three."
Xiao Yunhai asked, "What happened?"
Huang Bo grimaced and sighed: "Let's tell you this, brother used to drive Da Ben!"
"Hahaha."
"This is a big run, but now it's changed to a bicycle. It's so pathetic."
"This sketch is truly incredible."
The audience in the audience burst into laughter, and some even burst into tears.
Xiao Yunhai let out a deep breath, turned his head and said to Zhang Ya: "Mother, let me briefly introduce the situation in my home. Well, let's put it this way, the thieves always walk away in tears when they come to my house. I have to throw two bags of rice during the festival."
"Haha, no more, I can't laugh anymore."
"It's so funny. The sketches I've seen before are simply scumbags."
"What is it like to be poor? Even the thief walks away with tears in his eyes."
Even though Zhao Wanqing had seen this sketch, she still couldn't stand the baggage inside, and she couldn't stop giggling.
When Xia Xiaohu saw Zhao Wanqing's smile, he felt even more resentful towards Xiao Yunhai.
Yu Yuexian had already laughed and had stomach pains, and said in her heart: "This kid is so talented, it's so funny to make up any sketches."
The sketch is still going on, and the audience's laughter is getting louder and louder. It was originally not a burden. With the wonderful performance of Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya, the audience still laughed.
Listening to Xiao Yunhai’s endless chattering stories, Zhang Ya really couldn’t help, so she said:
It’s too hard! If you want to help you, you can help, if you don’t, you can leave. You make room for a good person! I will treat you as if you didn’t hit. Pass me, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's escape!"
Xiao Yunhai defended: "Why am I still an escape? If we keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"
Zhang Ya said angrily: "Are you going?"
Xiao Yunhai shook his head and said, "I won't go! If I go, I will escape."
Zhang Ya said anxiously: "You won't go, are you? Okay, let me go!"
Zhang Ya lay on the ground and crawled forward, causing another big laugh in the audience.
Xiao Yunhai looked at Zhang Ya and said, "I said, Auntie, you are going to bomb the bunker there, you are, why don’t you understand? I’m like Mr. Dong Guo now, it’s over for me. Save the wolf, and the wolf will eat me when I turn back, then you say that the wolf...is it rude?"
Zhang Ya suddenly realized, pointing to Xiao Yunhai, and said: "I just understand it. You put that finger on the sang and cursed Huai, my old lady has been lying down for a long time, do you think I'm living? Who is a snake? Who is a dog? , Who is a wolf? You hit me, even if you say sorry, not only did you not apologize, but also bit me back. I told you, oh, you did it today, don’t want to leave."
Zhang Ya slowly got up, learned the old people's walking posture, walked to the bicycle, and said, "This is the evidence. I will give my life today and fight this bad social phenomenon to the end!"
As she said, she moved Hao Jian's bicycle.
Xiao Yunhai said in surprise, "No, how did you move it?"
Zhang Ya was also taken aback: "Huh?"
Xiao Yunhai said in surprise and joy: "No, you're all right, auntie!"
Zhang Ya pursed her lips, and said, "I? You are angry."
With an innocent look, Xiao Yunhai said, "Ah! If this irritating person can cure the disease, then I am Qigong!"
"Hahaha."
Yao Wenyuan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Qigong is here, so he thought it out."
Zhang Ya said, "I have to find someone to comment on me today, come here, come here..."
With the sound of a sirens, the policeman played by Huang Bo appeared.
Huang Bo saluted Zhang Ya and asked: "Mother, what's the situation?"
When Xiao Yunhai saw it, there was a hint of horror on his face. With his eyes rolled, he fell to the ground along the way, then twitched all over.
The audience in the audience was taken aback, and then the biggest applause of the party rang out, and everyone laughed crazy.
"Hahaha."
"It's so funny."
"This turning point is simply amazing"
Yu Yuexian smiled while wiping tears.
Zhao Wanqing couldn't stand it anymore, and she was holding on to each other with a female classmate, smiling and bending over.
Even Xia Xiaohu, who had been watching coldly, laughed and found that something was wrong, and immediately held back his face again.
Zhang Ya left the car, clasped the police officer's hands, and said dimly, "Savior! Just now, he"
Zhang Ya looked back and found that Xiao Yunhai was twitching on the ground, and said angrily and anxiously: "Why are you still falling? He..."
Huang Bo checked the scene carefully and said to Zhang Ya: "Mother, you are riding too fast! The rims are all like this, are you racing?"
"Hahaha."
"This scene really looks like an aunt hit."
"Riding a bike and racing? What do you think."
Zhang Ya was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say: "I am"
Huang Bo said: "You see you hit people."
Zhang Ya defended: "I didn't hit him."
Huang Bo said in an affirmative tone: "Auntie, this car is left here, people are lying down here, the scene of the accident is too clear."
Zhang Ya said anxiously: "That's not my bike."
Xiao Yunhai took the conversation and said, "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal so fast, I was delaying your take off!"
"Hahaha."
"The delay in taking off is too exaggerated."
Huang Bo was afraid that Zhang Ya was in a hurry and said to her quickly: "Don't get excited, auntie, I'll deal with it. Come and come. Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, right? Does it hurt?"
Xiao Yunhai wailed loudly: "My elbow, my corrugated cover, my waist disc."
"Is it all broken?"
"It doesn't hurt."
Xiao Yunhai's words blasted the scene again.
"Hahaha, this is the old lady's word in front, he used it first."
"This sketch is so interesting, the burden is more funny than the other, it's great."
Huang Bo rolled his eyes and said, "It's been a while, so don't use the rule of elimination. It's okay, see if you can walk around?"
Xiao Yunhai wailed, and said, "You should be able to walk, but you must follow the watch."
There was another crazy laughter in the audience.
Zhang Ya pointed to Xiao Yunhai and said in an aura: "Why are you still walking on the watch?"
Xiao Yunhai saw the car with a panic expression, and said, "Ah, the rims are all like that. After a long time of trouble, I flew over from there, so can I come here for rescue? In this way, I can fly out for 10 meters!"
Zhang Ya was anxious: "Why did you fly 10 meters?"
Xiao Yunhai patted the ground and said, "Then I have been flying a few meters. It's been a while, and it makes sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?"
Zhang Ya said angrily: "What he said is all my words!"
Xiao Yunhai lay on the ground and whispered softly, "Who is in charge of this thing."
Every time the two of them said something, there was a burst of laughter below, and some teachers could not laugh.
Huang Bo bent down, trying to take Xiao Yunhai, and said, "Hey, comrade, I will help you up first, come and come. Hey, this... won't you chase that kid?"
Xiao Yunhai stood up, pointed at Huang Bo, and said with joy, "The traffic policeman who handled my accident!"
Zhang Ya said to the side: "It's over, they still know each other!"
Xiao Yunhai told Huang Bo about the matter~EbookFREE.me~ Zhang Ya also remembered how she fell.
Xiao Yunhai patted his thigh and said, "Finally, the truth has come to light. Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me. I didn't mean to be angry with you just now. I really can't help it, so I played it all over again. ."
Zhang Ya took Xiao Yunhai's hand and said, "My child, my aunt misunderstood you so much. You didn't leave. You have to help your aunt. That's great."
Huang Bo also gave Xiao Yunhai a thumbs up.
Xiao Yunhai laughed, and said the most important sentence of the whole sketch.
"Auntie, if this person is down, we can't help, so won't that person's heart collapse? If the person's heart is down, we can't help even if we want to help..."
"well said."
"awesome."
The teachers and classmates in the audience cheered well for Xiao Yunhai's words. Even Xiao Yunhai's teacher Yao Wenyuan nodded and clapped for the first time.