Chapter 1001: Start

Everything was ready. At seven o’clock, the principal Zhuang Bin walked up, looked at the crowd, and said emotionally:
Today is the 50th anniversary of the establishment of our Yanjing Film Academy. I am very excited. I was on July. It’s been twenty-six years since the school for five years, and the feelings towards this school are difficult for outsiders to understand."
"Year after year, I have witnessed twenty-five groups of students entering society from school and entering the entertainment circle. Some people become famous and become China's outstanding stars, and some remain unknown. Now that it is today, they are still working each crew. It is not easy."
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"This time the 50th anniversary celebration, the school's plan is to hold a big deal, so many seniors who have already walked out of campus have been invited. They are all the best in the entertainment industry today. After hearing the call of the school, they did not hesitate They came to our scene, and many people are preparing for the next show. Let us welcome them with the warmest applause."
"Papa."
Deafening applause rang out in the venue.
Li Xun, Wang Wei and others immediately got up, smiled and bowed to everyone.
Zhuang Bin said: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense anymore, and the next performance officially begins."
As soon as the voice fell, the lights on the stage suddenly brightened, and the music rang. The two hosts, a man and a woman, stepped briskly and smiled onto the stage.
As the most famous film school in China, it can be said that it is full of talents, singing, dancing, magic, sketches, cross talk...Various literary and artistic programs are splendid, making the audience applaud and the atmosphere is unusually warm.
Li Xun, who was sitting next to Zhuang Bin, smiled and said, "Principal, I heard that Yuexian and Yunhai will also play, right?"
Zhuang Bin nodded and said, "Yes. Yuexian prepared a drama, Yunhai, Wanqing, and Huang Bo will perform a sketch together, and Yunhai will sing a song."
Li Xun laughed and said: "Then we are really feasting our eyes. Yuexian has not performed on stage since entering the entertainment circle. Although Yunhai and Wanqing are both singers, they rarely perform on stage."
Xiao Yunhai's song was the finale, and the sketch was the third from last. After putting on his makeup, he watched the show secretly with Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo.
Time flew fast, and an hour and a half passed in a blink of an eye. After Yan Chunling's songs were burned, it was finally the turn of Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo's sketch "Planning".
The host Huang Cuicui walked to the stage and said: "The next program is amazing. The name is "Planning". I can tell you the content first. A pair of old men and women from the northeastern countryside participated in a CCTV. The talk show was incredibly popular. Three years later, a big anecdote suddenly appeared in their home, which attracted a TV reporter to their home. What is it? Please enjoy the work by Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing and Huang Bo The sketch "Planning" brought by the brother."
This is the background introduction written by Xiao Yunhai to Huang Cuicui, briefly explaining the situation of black soil and white clouds.
Hearing Yun Huangqing was about to come out, overwhelming applause resounded throughout the venue.
"Haha, finally waited until Senior Brother Xiao's sketch came out. It was great."
"Yes. Although Brother Xiao is not in the skit circle, his two skit programs "Today's Happiness" and "Not Bad Money" on TV are so popular that he almost didn't make my belly laugh. broken."
"I'm ready to laugh now."
Before the show started, the atmosphere was already extremely hot.
Yan Chunling, who had just returned to her seat, smiled bitterly: "This popularity is too high, right? I finished singing, but I didn't get such warm applause."
Liu Xin next to him said: "Don't compare yourself to Yunhuang, or you will definitely be hit hard. This is recognized in the entertainment industry."
On the stage, the show began.
Zhao Wanqing wore a coarse linen clothes and a cotton hat on her head. Wrinkles and age spots covered her beautiful face. With her deliberately changed temperament, she completely became an old rural lady, no more Like a goddess for half a year.
"Isn't it too hard?"
"For the sake of the sketch, even the personal image is not needed."
"This is the actor, the real actor."
Zhao Wanqing only appeared on the stage without saying a word. Her dress alone caused countless applause from the crowd.
While pulling Huang Bo, Zhao Wanqing walked to the makeshift home, using a northeastern accent to emphasize, "Daughter-in-law, I have two hard dishes, this is a visitor at home. I will stay here for a drink later."
Zhao Wanqing's first line was just exported, and the scene was stupid.
Is this the voice of Sunny? It's incredible.
After Zhao Wanqing finished speaking, she saw Huang Bo tinkering with the camera, so she leaned forward, stroked two of them, and said, "I miss this thing too much. Oh, where did you broadcast it after recording?"
Huang Bo smiled and said, "At various places."
Zhao Wanqing said: "The local station is good, don't put it on the central station, it's not reliable. Last year, when I got back from the column, that guy, memorized the words all the way, why do you pay. Let's start the recording."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
Zhao Wanqing gave full play to her acting skills. Whether it was lines, expressions or actions, she fully performed an old lady in the northeast.
Not only made people laugh, but also let the students in the audience admire her acting skills.
After seeing Zhao Wanqing's performance from the backstage, Yu Yuexian nodded and said: "I didn't expect that after Wanqing gave birth, her acting skills did not regress, but became more mature. What the book says is true, life is indeed the best teacher."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said: "Wanqing has not been idle at home this year. She has read more than a dozen books about acting alone, and there are dozens of movies. That's why she has made such a great progress. Acting is no longer under any queen. Whoops, I'm going to play."
On the stage, Zhao Wanqing shouted: "Old black, my wife, come out, hurry up."
Xiao Yunhai also wore old clothes with wrinkles on his face, and an apron around his waist. He took a saucer and went on stage.
"Woo."
The audience gave him thunderous applause for his appearance.
Zhao Wanqing walked to Xiao Yunhai and whispered softly: "We have another big job, our family has to transfer. Let me introduce you, this is your uncle, this is Huang planning."
Huang Bo said: "Hello, uncle, I have seen it on TV."
"Then let's start now." Huang Bo straightened his clothes, stood in front of the camera, and said: "As the saying goes, the world is so big that there are no surprises. Behind us are two famous people in the black soil and white clouds."
Zhao Wanqing pulled Huang Bo aside and waved to the camera, causing the audience to laugh.
Huang Bo continued: "It was in the house of Uncle Baiyun and Aunt Baiyun in the black soil. Not long ago, a world anecdote happened. Their actually laid eggs."
When Xiao Yunhai heard this, his expression changed drastically, and he stood up and ran out.
The audience applauded again, and laughter burst forth.
"Ouch, I'll go, the lays eggs."
"This must be hype."
"Look at what scares Emperor Yun."
Zhao Wanqing shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yunhai scolded: "What does your mouth look like the waist of cotton trousers."
Zhao Wanqing asked: "What is it?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's so loose!"
Zhao Wanqing asked: "What's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "You said that our lays eggs, is it just the two of us knowing. The son and the daughter-in-law don't know. Why are you here?"
Zhao Wanqing said indifferently: "What are you afraid of!"
Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Our lays eggs. Doesn't that mean telling others that I'm pregnant."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
The audience laughed.
Zhao Wanqing said: "I counted, one, two..."
Xiao Yunhai said: "Three, what's the matter. You have scared me forever with these three numbers."
Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "So annoying."
Xiao Yunhai said to Huang Bo: "Well... I'm not afraid to make you laugh. Your aunt, she, we both have tossed for a lifetime... after we became famous, we published two books, and now we still owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan."
Zhao Wanqing was unhappy, and said, "Why are you telling others about this stuff?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "The summons are here in the morning, and I want to tell..."
Zhao Wanqing said: "Does it have anything to do with people?"
Huang Bo listened to them arguing there and took out 20,000 yuan from his arms and said, "Come on."
Xiao Yunhai looked at the money in his hand and said, "Is it okay? It's... he..."
Huang Bo snapped the money to the table and said, "Okay, I'll take it here."
Xiao Yunhai's face immediately turned into a flower with a smile, pointed at the 20,000 yuan, and smiled: "What does this mean?"
Huang Bo said: "Uncle, am I not going to develop this egg-laying rooster? This is an advance payment of 20,000 yuan."
Xiao Yunhai asked, "For us?"
Huang Bodao: "No, I don't belong to the two elders yet. I will ask questions later, and you have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, we may add more money."
Xiao Yunhai showed an extremely obscene smile, nodded, and said, "Cooperate. You can let you cooperate and cooperate."
The audience watched Xiao Yunhai's attitude change so much before and after, they couldn't help laughing.
Seeing Xiao Yunhai's performance, Yu Yuexian sighed softly, "You are a born actor."
Huang Bo asked: "Well, uncle, aunt, when did our rooster lay eggs?"
Zhao Wanqing said: "I don't have a big answer for the specific time~EbookFREE.me~ You can log in to my homepage, Baiyun Piaopiao..."
"Hahaha"
"Qinghou is so humorous."
"Sure enough, those who are near Zhu are red and those who are near Mo are black."
The audience burst into laughter when they heard Zhao Wanqing's words.
Huang Bo said: "Uncle, please remember carefully, are there any signs before the rooster lays the eggs?"
"There is no sign." Seeing Zhao Wanqing coughing, and touching the 20,000 yuan on the table in his hand, Xiao Yunhai immediately changed his words: "That is impossible."
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