Chapter 1002: Hilarious one

"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"There is no bottom line."
The audience all laughed together.
Xiao Yunhai had no words to look for words, and said, "This chicken... was very contradictory and depressed. Think about it, think about it, a rooster, it wants to lay eggs, it is not its job, it wants to do it. What a shame, don’t you lose a chicken, how do your peers look at it? How do chickens look at it? How do ducks look at it? How do geese look at it?
"I go."
"Is it irony to have a relationship between the laying and the literary world?"
Zhuang Bin shook his head and smiled: "This kid really dares to say anything."
A teacher said: "He should be mocking the pompous style of the entertainment industry."
Zhao Wanqing corrected and said: "The chicken world."
Xiao Yunhai said: "The chicken world... is not the chicken world, it should be the poultry world. How do you mess with it? What do you think of the little hens who had been better with it in the past? And when it was a rooster, after laying eggs and hatching chicks, He’s all grown up, how do I call it? It’s dad, no. It’s not right to call it mom. It’s not right to call it aunt. But if you have eggs, you can’t keep it, and you will panic if you don’t. So..."
Zhao Wanqing couldn't help standing up, and made a summary: "So it has strengthened its belief, lay its own eggs, let others talk."
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"Lay your own eggs and let others go. This line is too classic."
There was thunderous laughter and constant applause.
Xiao Yunhai said: "My analysis, it just can't hold it. If it can hold it, it will definitely not be able to go down."
Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, where did it lay the egg?"
Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing and asked, "Where are you down?"
Zhao Wanqing used the 20,000 yuan to make a few more gestures, and said angrily: "What about you, where did you go?"
Xiao Yunhai got down from the kang, and while walking, he said: "Where did it go down? Pap pap, he just wandered there thinking. When he came to the chicken coop, I was not embarrassed to get down. He wandered again, where did he go? When I came to the duck stand, I didn’t feel embarrassed. Where can I go, I can’t hold it anymore, I can’t hold it anymore, if I fall off, I will miss it all."
The stars, teachers and students in the audience were already breathless with laughter. Xiao Yunhai performed like a rooster on the stage. His vivid movements were hilarious.
After turning around without composing a reason, Xiao Yunhai had to ask Zhao Wanqing for help, and said, "Where are you going? In the end, where did you go, guess!"
Zhao Wanqing swallowed and spit, closed her eyes and said loudly: "Doghouse."
Xiao Yunhai patted Zhao Wanqing directly: "Oh my god~ it's down to the doghouse!"
"Oh, let me go, can't it be so funny?"
"Hey, hey, I'm so ridiculous. Can this make a little more reliable?"
"I know Yunhuang's sketches will definitely not let us down, and my stomach hurts with laughter."
On stage, Huang Bo asked, "Who discovered that?"
Without even thinking about it, Xiao Yunhai said, "Asshole!"
Zhao Wanqing said, "As soon as the paparazzi found out, the whole county knew about it the next day."
"Hahaha."
As soon as Zhao Wanqing's words came out, the scene suddenly laughed wildly.
"Damn, is this contacting the paparazzi?"
"Gosh, I knew that this sketch of a rooster laying eggs must be satirizing the literary circle."
"Too awesome, Emperor Yun is too awesome."
Zhao Wanqing continued her performance. This is a big burden, she must shake off.
"My chicken has become a famous chicken overnight... That guy... the chicken aisle in the past, it was chested up and headed up. Kaka..."
Zhao Wanqing raised her head and said, learning to walk with a cock.
"Since I have laid a male egg, the aisle has changed, and it has become like this. Eat, eat..."
"I watched this paw rest on the ground and dragged it on the floor. I took a closer look to understand it. I'll practice signing."
When the audience saw this, they all laughed crazy. Even the female stars who kept trying their best to keep their appearance also shed tears one by one, not to mention the big men.
"Hahahaha!"
"This is too funny and too cruel."
"What does Emperor Yun think, hahahaha!"
Huang Bo clapped his hands and said, "It's great, it's wonderful. Uncle, where is the egg under the rooster now?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I have eaten."
The audience laughed again.
Huang Bo was choked and asked in surprise: "Did you eat it? Who did it?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "I ate, she dare not eat it."
Huang Bo asked: "How did you react after eating?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "I didn't respond after eating it, it's exactly the same as a normal egg."
Huang Bo was unhappy, and said, "Uncle, you won't cooperate, how can you say that. This can't be the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it is a cure for all diseases, at least it has to be curative."
Zhao Wanqing hurriedly said: "Yes, cooperate with this. I know, you can turn on the phone. You can cure the disease and turn on the phone."
After Huang Bo turned on, Zhao Wanqing gestured and said,
Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My wife had a cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate the male egg, his walkway was like this."
She turned her head to Xiao Yunhai and said, "Hurry up and learn a walkway for the second child of Wu."
Audience: "Hahaha."
Xiao Yunhai couldn't help but stretched his legs straight and his eyes were dumb, vividly performing a patient with cerebral thrombosis.
There was laughter in the audience.
Zhao Wanqing said: "Everyone will look again after eating the male eggs."
With Peng's blow, Xiao Yunhai fell directly to the ground.
Zhao Wanqing said angrily: "Get me up!"
Xiao Yunhai sat cross-legged on the ground and asked, "Are you a lie?"
"This is a lie! This is not a fake medicine, and it is harmless to people."
After Zhao Wan finished speaking, she turned her head and said to Huang Bo: "Xiao Huang, you turn your head and play it upside down. You always fall before eating the eggs, and you can leave after eating."
"Hahaha."
"Ay Ya I gi."
"Killing me."
The performance on the stage is getting better. Basically, if you can't say a few words, everyone will laugh.
Xiao Yunhai asked while having dinner with Huang Bo, "Since your aunt became famous, the first money I saw was this job. What are you going to do next?"
Huang Bo said: "I'll just hype and buy out this chicken."
Xiao Yunhai said, "Have a lot of speculation. In the future, you will find more people and go to the central station. Like Lao Bi, Lao Sun, look for two more celebrities, or you will be for nothing."
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, please take that chicken out."
Xiao Yunhai smiled and said, "Oh, that chicken will be handsome after you finish watching it!"
Taking advantage of Xiao Yunhai's effort to hug the chicken~EbookFREE.me~ Huang Bo turned his head and looked at Zhao Wanqing and said: "Auntie, then let's sign the contract."
Zhao Wanqing said: "It's great that we sign a contract."
Huang Bo pointed to the contract and said: "Twenty thousand yuan is to buy out the chicken. Twenty thousand, sign here. You have seen one. If you breach the contract, you have to pay twice, you have to give me 4 Million."
Zhao Wanqing said indifferently: "Don't double, ten times, I'll give you 200,000, can I not let you take it away."
Huang Bo happily said: "I'll be happy to cooperate with my aunt. By the way, my aunt will have to trouble you to be an endorsement of an egg-laying cock."
Zhao Wanqing said: "I'll record, and quickly record. The money is available after recording. Turn on the phone."
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