Chapter 1003: Hilarious (two)

Zhao Wanqing glanced at the lines and said: "Good words, very concise, very reliable. Egg-laying cock, fighter in cock! Oh yeah!"
Looking at Zhao Wanqing's ridiculous actions and humorous lines, everyone once again fell into a wild laugh.
"One more side one, you can edit and use it. The egg-laying rooster, the fighter in the rooster! Oh yeah! Another one on the back, the egg-laying rooster..."
Zhao Wanqing was recording happiness, and Xiao Yunhai rushed out.
Zhao Wanqing said with a sullen expression: "What are you doing, we are recording this ad. Others, hurry up and give someone a cock. I signed the contract. The compensation is 40,000."
Xiao Yunhai pulled Zhao Wanqing aside and said, "You signed the contract, what are you doing in such a hurry. When the chicken is gone, the daughter-in-law will cook it. Just eat that."
When Zhao Wanqing heard it, she was stupid.
The audience laughed.
Zhao Wanqing closed her eyes and wanted to cry but couldn't cry. She was held there and shocked Xiao Yunhai. She patted her back quickly and said, "My wife, my wife. Baiyun, Baiyun, Xiao Yun~Xiaoyun~~Look at me."
Zhao Wanqing swallowed that breath and cried: "The famine has changed to 40,000! Uuuuu."
Xiao Yunhai said: "My wife, look at me. Don't worry, don't get angry. The old man is here. If you can't, just watch my eyes and act. You can make up for it."
Zhao Wanqing cried: "How do you fix it?"
Xiao Yunhai comforted: "Don't cry. Okay, look at me, smile a little, there is an old man, be good."
The series of interactions between the two and the perfect match made it vividly portray a rural old man and old lady.
While admiring the audience, the audience burst into laughter and thunderous applause.
Li Xun clapped his hands and praised: "If this is a play, their couple will definitely be shortlisted for the best actor and actress."
Huang Bo saw Zhao Wanqing crying, and asked: "Auntie was fine just now, what's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "It's the end, you say. I heard that the rooster took it away, and it hurts. Alas, why are you crying, come and sit here."
Huang Bo said: "It's okay! Feeling."
"Cooperate." Xiao Yunhai touched Zhao Wanqing, then picked up the money on the table and said to Huang Bo, "You should keep this money first."
Huang Bo quickly said: "Uncle, you can't make this joke. If you want to refund the money for breach of contract, you don't want to refund 20,000, you have to double, get 40,000, don't you, aunt?"
"Woo, woo..."
Xiao Yunhai said angrily: "Why did you crow?"
Audience: "Hahahaha."
Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"
Zhao Wanqing said, "I can't hold it anymore."
Huang Bo's expression changed and he asked, "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai said quickly: "It's a nap."
"Puff."
"Hahahaha."
"This reason is too genius."
Huang Bo asked with a surprised look: "Chicken nap?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "This chicken, even the egg-laying belt crowed. This man takes two jobs and is tired. Come and drink. You said this chicken can be so valuable? Don't lose it!"
Huang Bo said triumphantly: "Uncle, let me tell you the truth, this chicken is worthless and worthless in the hands of your second old man. You give it to me, I'm speculating, and it's worth the money. Up."
Xiao Yunhai asked tentatively, "Then the stew is over?"
The audience laughed wildly again.
Huang Bo said: "That's also valuable!"
Xiao Yunhai rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, that means this chicken is a "famous chicken". From life to death, even if it is stewed with meat, it is also valuable!"
Huang Bo said: "That's right."
Zhao Wanqing said happily: "You are so talented!"
"Hahahahaha."
Xiao Yunhai picked up a piece of chicken and asked, "For example, it's the chicken now. How much does it cost to eat a piece?"
Huang Bo said: "Only this piece, if you don't give two thousand dollars, you have no right to eat."
"Where is the chicken heart?"
"four thousand."
"Where is the chicken liver?"
"Six thousand."
"Where is the chicken kidney?"
"Eight thousand."
Xiao Yunhai said happily, "Enough to count."
Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's arm and said, "Too talented."
"Ouch, I'll go, this is fine too."
"It's really amazing that 20,000 yuan can be paid back."
The scene was already laughing.
Xiao Yunhai couldn't help but clip chicken to Huang Bo.
Huang Bo said embarrassedly: "Uncle and aunt you eat too, don't eat me alone. You eat."
Xiao Yunhai said, "No, our family can't afford it."
Audience: "Hahaha."
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, you can't drink anymore. Anyway, you have to let me take the chicken away later."
Xiao Yunhai said, "I can't hug you! You can take it away."
Huang Bo asked puzzledly: "Take it away?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "To tell you the truth, the chicken you want is stewed by your daughter-in-law, and this is what you eat. But the method is different according to your requirements. You said stir fry, but we stewed it. The price is , You are finished. Anyway, the situation is like this. If you want to keep 20,000 yuan, you can keep it, if you don’t keep it, you can take it away. If you are willing to eat 20,000 yuan, you can take it all away. What do you think?"
Huang Bo was silly there.
Zhao Wanqing gave Xiao Yunhai a kiss on the cheek, and said excitedly: "You are so talented!"
At this time the entire scene had completely exploded.
"too talented."
"If I were the planner, I wouldn't be crazy."
"Oh, I'm going, I can't take it anymore."
"Laughing hard at me, really can't laugh anymore."
Huang Bo was stunned for a while, and said: "Uncle and Aunt, don't move, cooperate, I can't hit the chicken in my hand."
Huang Bo held the chicken pot and said to the camera passionately: "When people get angry, they are easy to lose heart. I have been lacking in the past. Since eating the meat of this egg-laying rooster, hey, I have become clever. Twenty thousand yuan is worth it!"
Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing pointed at him together and shouted, "You are so talented!"
With the crazy laughter and applause of the audience, the whole sketch is over.
"Oh, I'm going, I'm really going to die of laughter."
"Compared to watching TV, watching the scene is obviously more funny."
"Empress Yun Huangqing is great, my stomach hurts all my laughter."
The students in the audience applauded and discussed.
In the star guest table, Yan Chunling sighed: "The acting is amazing. The feeling of acting in the fifties at the age of twenties is too powerful."
Li Datong: "As expected of the actor and actress, the gap between us is really too far. Even Huang Bo is much better than me in acting. A junior student who graduated in 1999. What a great cow, how can we seniors and sisters like us."
Back at the backstage of the performance, Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing, and Huang Bo clapped their hands to celebrate the success of the skit~EbookFREE.me~ Yu Yuexian, who was about to appear on stage, shook his head and sighed, "You are acting like this, what shall we do next?"
The drama she played was a girl who had just graduated from school. For her dream, she worked hard in the entertainment circle, overcoming difficulties, and finally her dream came true. Among them, many places are very touching.
Xiao Yunhai's sketch made everyone burst into laughter, and it was undoubtedly too difficult for Yuexian to change their mood.
Xiao Yunhai said: "Sister Yu, I believe your strength, there must be no problem. I have to quickly remove my makeup. After your show is over, I will come on stage to sing a song."
Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Sister Yu, come on."
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