Chapter 196: myth
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Entertainment of Spring and Autumn
- Ji Cha
- 1601 characters
- 2021-03-03 03:17:14
Chapter 196 Myths
The troubles behind him were finally resolved, and the cooperation of turning enemies into friends was established, and he also enjoyed the bliss of the world. Although it is obvious that Qin Wuye is not settled, there will still be trouble waiting in the future. Xue Mu is still in a great mood right now. Ok.
When he continued to travel south, he didn't beat up the trouble caused by Kui Ye, could it be more troublesome than Qin Wuye? What's more, he also saw that this baby was not at peace, and there were a lot of worries, and he simply intended to let her indulge.
As for the child, it is better to be happier.
This caused Kuiye's mood to break away from the entanglement. There was a lot of trouble along the way, and his father wiped his butt. He smiled every day, and his spirit was obviously much better.
"Qin Wuye turned out to be Xiaoye's sister, which I really didn't expect. A peerless enchanting, a little... Well, there is no similarity."
"Mu Mu, you dare to learn from her and say that I am a kid, I will fight with you!"
"Ahem... this is not inside the house, remember to call Dad outside, don't show your stuff."
"Humph." Kuiye contemptuously said, "Do you want Qin Wuye to yell like this, so that it would be more fun to do that?"
"Fuck, I really didn't think about it..." Xue Mu was shocked by the words. He never thought that there would be this kind of gameplay. This girl would have thought that this would be absolutely impossible. Sure enough, a must have my teacher. ?
"Pooh……"
At this time everyone had already left the riverside, and they were in the forest again. The grass and trees in the mountains are lush and green, the birds are happy, and the flowers are scented. Xue Mu looked around and directly shifted the embarrassing topic: "It turns out that the south is also more mountainous, but it is less steep and more wet."
"Wetness is because it just rained, Stupid Mumu."
"Say daddy!"
"Oh, dad, I want to continue listening to the story."
"Oh, where did you talk yesterday?"
"I'm finished talking about ginseng fruit." Kuiye held his face and left Xue Musanchi: "It's a child-like fruit, but you can't figure it out. Didn't you think about eating a child? It's terrible..."
"Yeah, yeah!" Xue Mu jumped up to bit her strangely, and Kuiye giggled and ran away.
The reason why I didn’t talk about Pleasant Goat and it became a Journey to the West was because after Qin Wuye left, Xue Mu asked a lot:
I’m curious to hear you cursing foxes. Do you also have legends about fairies and ghosts?
Then I was despised all night. Xue Mu learned that this world not only has myths and legends, but also has a certain closeness to his own world. For example, there is also heaven and hell. The source is mainly the compilation of the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism in this world. They seem to rely on this to preach.
In fact, the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism are not true believers in gods. Their immortal Buddhas are the incarnations of their founders. Although their teachings are similar to those of Buddhism and Taoism Xue Mu knows, they are also quite different. It is only necessary for preaching and too obscure Tao is not easy to spread, so the power of immortal Buddha and the might of are used to deceive mortals. Since I don't believe it, the level of the story can be imagined.
Of course, Xue Mu, who was despised and ignorant, found his place back, so "Journey to the West" was created.
His "Journey to the West" is even more outrageous, because he only remembers the TV series, and then tells the TV plot in his own language, and even the sequence of the plot is to think of which one to say first, which is completely different from the original.
"Well, let's say today, Tang Seng and his apprentice went to a mountain..."
Kuiye giggled and said: "Yesterday you boarded Taoist temple, you came to the Wuzhuang temple, today when you get to the mountain, you go to the mountain, are they all made up on the spot?"
"Whose fairy buddha is not making up, let's not talk about it again!"
"Don't don't don't, good dad, the big deal is for you to take a bite, I want to hear it."
The little face came over, red, not like a ginseng fruit, but like a flat peach. Xue Mu couldn't help but gently bite, and smiled: "Sure enough, take a bite and live forever."
Kuiye wiped it with his hand several times: "Say it quickly."
"There was a white bone who became a spirit, taking advantage of Wukong's alms, changed into a enchanting woman and came to deceive Tang Seng."
This time Zhuo Qingqing couldn't help but interrupt: "How enchanting?"
Xue Mu shook his head and said, "Probably the same as Qin Wuye."
Three women, big and small, looked at him contemptuously. Xue Mu accidentally exposed the fact that he still missed Qin Wuye's beauty, and continued embarrassingly: "Qin...oh no, the bones were decorated with a meal and deceived Tang Monk. When he was about to eat, Wukong came back with a sharp eye. Recognize that it is a monster-ah! Take my grandson a stick!"
The three women continued to squint at him contemptuously. Xue Mu scratched his head: "What's wrong?"
Luo Qianxue vomited: "You used the substitution method you said again, right? Who wants to teach Qin Wuye to eat a stick?"
"..." Xue Mufufu: "You pay for my childhood... if you don't say anything, it's dull."
Zhuo Qingqing's eyes flowed, covering his mouth and chuckles: "Come on, Xianggong's story always has a deep meaning. When it comes to our southbound destination, I don't believe that Xianggong will not finish this story."
"Tsk, it’s not fun to be seen through by you..." It’s okay to be yelled by Kui Ye’s father, but when Zhuo Qingqing’s screams are so surging, Xue Mu almost broke his bones. The secret road was not strictly enforced a few days ago This disguise is really a shame, how much style did you miss?
Of course, Zhuo Qingqing was talking about the point. He tossed Journey to the West naturally for Wugui Temple, no doubt.
While talking and laughing, he had already traveled to the depths of the mountain, and Kuiye touched his stomach and said, "It's all my dad who said fast food, I'm hungry."
Xue Mu stopped and looked around. There were no shops in the wilderness, "Qingqing, do you still have the dry food in the ring?"
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said: "Msang Gong, what the child wants to eat is not dry food."
Xue Mu violently asked, why would Kuiye be hungry, not eating for ten days would not affect her at all? Being hungry is nothing more than just being greedy.
Considering Xue Qingqiu's hidden attributes, this pair of sisters is really alike at some point.
Looking down at Kui Ye's blinking eyes, Xue Mu's heart was soft, where could he refuse? Kneeling down to adjust her little flower collar, smiled: "Dad is hungry too, um...Should we grill game? Then we will continue to talk about bone essence while eating, okay?"
Kuiye's eyes lit up, and all the halazi came out: "I'm going to hunt game!"
Zhuo Qingqing grabbed her: "Don't go, let's go, you are the grandson monkey inseparable, let us be the Bajie."
He glanced at Xue Mu slantingly, seemingly dissatisfied with his character. Xue Mu didn't know that he had set up a four-person master and apprentice group on Journey to the West and let these girls take over by themselves. He couldn't laugh or cry: "How can you be the Bajie, no matter how little Bailong!"
Zhuo Qingqing was charmingly: "Really?"
Xue Mu froze for a long time before he woke up: "You ruined my story again!"
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "I didn't say anything."
The two guard sisters entered the forest with a smile, and Kuiye knew how serious they were. Once they were bitten by a snake for ten years, they were afraid of the ropes. Does the ghost know if there is anyone else hanging around? She really didn't dare to leave Xue Mu easily now, she had no fun of playing game, and squatted pitifully on the ground to draw circles.
Seeing her like that, Xue Mu couldn't help laughing: "You have something to do too."
Kui Ye flattened his mouth: "What?"
"Gathering wood to make a fire, not busy enough?"
Kui Ye raised his head and glanced at him, with a bit of pity for the mentally retarded in his eyes. Then the two of them were surrounded by light breeze, and countless dead branches and leaves whirled all over, and they quickly piled up in front of Xue Mu amidst his stunned mouth.
Xue Mu: "..."
Kuiye made a face: "How about Bisun Monkey?"
"It's not enough to only practice, we have to use our brains! For example..."
"For example, dad's ability to play tricks?"
When Zhuo Qingqing and Luo Qianxue came out of the forest with a few rabbits and pheasants, he saw Kuiye holding a book pitifully, and tears were almost falling.
"What's the matter?" Zhuo Qingqing put the rabbit down and skillfully lighted the fire: "Are you upset about the grandfather again? What punishment is this?"
"Oh, it's okay, I told her to recite "The White-haired Witch" backwards." Xue Mu lazily said: "I suddenly realized that the real killer against bear children is not spanking..."
Zhuo Qingqing smiled and said, "Is it an endorsement?"
Xue Mu smiled without answering, and said in his heart: Of course it is a three-year college entrance examination and a five-year simulation!