Chapter 23: My giant baby, the country feeds me (5)
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Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
- Cat in sugar
- 2400 characters
- 2021-01-30 01:04:15
Chapter 22
When the last person in the dormitory, Zhang Zejun, the head of the dormitory, pushed open the door and came in, he thought he had gone to the wrong house.
Quiet in the bedroom.
Cheng Yueyang sits in his place to read a book. This is normal. After all, Cheng Yueyang has to work harder and frugally, so he spends much less time at school.
Ji Changze is reading.
This is also quite normal. The most common thing Ji Changze does in the bedroom is reading (pretending).
But Zheng Qinghui ...
Zhang Zejun looked as if in a dream, he just looked down at the mop that had just been laid down, walked past the towed ground, quickly washed an apple, and peeled and cut it into pieces with great care.
Finally, I took this apple, which had been changed from a normal apple to a shattered body, to the table of Ji Changze.
With a smile, a good look, and gentle words:
"Nagasawa, eating an apple, I put the toothpick on it, it won't delay much time."
The young man looked away from the book for a second, his expression calmly:
"Thank you."
Obviously still the original cold and indifferent look, the tone of beating, if this was before, Zheng Qinghui's temper will definitely come up.
But today ...
"No thanks, no thanks, I'll get you after you finish eating."
Zheng Qinghui's face was flattered, and as he looked, he would have rushed up to give Ji Changze a hammer and press his shoulder.
The flattery makes it hard to look straight.
Zhang Zejun: "..."
He must be in the wrong posture to open the bedroom door.
He turned around silently, then opened again.
Zheng Qinghui is still smiling at Ji Changze.
Zhang Zejun: "..."
What happened? ?
Did n’t he just go home once?
This is only one day, he just left for a day, right.
I went out as soon as I felt, as if the entire dormitory had changed.
"The old army is back?"
Zheng Qinghui saw him first, he shouted, took an apple and smiled like before, and threw it into Zhang Zejun's arms directly:
"Here, eat apples."
The same attitude as before, the same posture of throwing apples.
But Zhang Zejun was still dumbfounded.
He couldn't help learning Zheng Qinghui to suppress his voice: "Qinghui, why do you speak so quietly?"
Same as being a thief.
Zheng Qinghui whispered Bibi: "I'm afraid that I will study in Nagasawa."
Zhang Zejun; "..."
Sure enough, he was still dreaming.
He didn't know what to do. He could not help but tentatively took the apple and walked into the dormitory. As the road crossed the ocean, he looked strangely at the pot beside him.
"Ocean, why don't you wash your clothes?"
The sound is still very quiet.
Cheng Yueyang's arduous book: "I can't waste time, my time is running out, I want to learn !!!"
Zheng Qinghui, who was already busy trying to wipe the table, was reminded.
"Yes, I don't have much time, I have to learn too!"
He completely forgot how he didn't believe this "less time" theory before.
Only my mind is left: this is what Xueba Ji Nagasawa said.
People are so smart to learn not to wash clothes.
Of course he wants it too.
Zhang Zejun once again looked at Zheng Qinghui with a look of embarrassment, and then took off his clothes, although he only took off his coat.
But he did not take it off after washing it off, but threw it directly into the basin.
Zhang Zejun: "???
Zheng Qinghui loves to be clean.
"Qinghui, what are you doing?"
"I can't waste time, I want to learn."
Zhang Zejun: "... Forget it, I will bring you the clothes by the way."
"No!"
"No!"
The duet sounded.
Both are disgusted: "The washing machine downstairs is too dirty. I advise you not to wash it downstairs."
Zhang Zejun: "... I don't wash downstairs, I wash it by hand?"
"Never mind, it's a waste of time. Let me tell you, veteran, the average life expectancy is 75 years, that is ...
It is obviously the same as science (brainwashing), but Cheng Yueyang's skill is worse.
Zhang Zejun couldn't help crying.
"As you say, let's not wash our clothes? Don't wash the bath, no, I said when did you do this, so ..."
He struggled for a long time, but he didn't say such a good word.
Zhang Zejun said, glancing at Ji Changze who was still reading quietly.
He didn't feel bad about Ji Changze.
But there must be no good feelings, after all, what Ji Changze did before.
As the head of the bedroom, Zhang Zejun was not affected.
Fortunately, his temperament was honest, and he didn't care much. If he changed to Zheng Qinghui, he would have fought long ago.
But now seeing that both roommates were the same as the evil, Zhang Zejun was whispering in his heart.
He didn't have that kind of heart, so he approached directly and asked:
"Nagasawa, did you tell them not to wash their clothes?"
Ji Changze looked up at him coldly and coldly:
"No."
Zheng Qinghui, who was full of face, "I want to lean on the idol, what the idol says is what" is stunned.
He looked at Cheng Yueyang, and Cheng Yueyang quickly waved his hand and explained: "He didn't tell me not to wash my clothes. He just told me how precious time is. I don't want to wash my own clothes."
Ji Changze nodded, his face indifferent.
He didn't mean to open his mouth.
After all, these roommates in the bedroom, Zhang Zejun can be said to be the one with the best temperament.
To put it simply, other people still need him to take the initiative to explain (flick), but Zhang Zejun does not.
He will make himself clear about himself.
Zheng Qinghui, who most admires Xueba, still has a firm face: "Anyway, I want to keep up with Nagasawa, and I don't have to wash my clothes."
Ji Changze frowned slightly, with a disapproving look on his face.
Zheng Qinghui noticed it at a glance and quickly asked, "What's wrong with Nagasawa, can't I do this? Should I still have to change my method of learning?"
Ji Changze: "You don't have to do this."
"I use it!"
Zheng Qinghui said eloquently: "I have admired those who are smart in my mind since I was a child. I do n’t hide from you that I could n’t get high grades in junior high school, but I ’m not discouraged and let my dad spend money to buy me I entered a middle school, and did not slacken my efforts at all. It was even harder to go to high school, and then I was admitted to our school. "
"Nagazawa, you can rest assured that I am not the kind of person who cares about us. We from Northeast China are all straightforward. I misunderstood you before. I was wrong. I apologize to you. We will be good brothers in the future!"
When he was finished, he smiled again: "I will do whatever you do in the future. You can rest assured that I will not waste time."
Ji Changze looked slightly subtle, watching him ponder for a few seconds.
Zheng Qinghui looked forward, trying to get him to say something famous.
Ji Changze: "Intelligence is born."
The implication is that no matter how hard Zheng Qinghui works, he can't really become a learning hegemon.
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
"puff!"
Zhang Zejun laughed without holding back, seeing Zheng Qinghui glaring at himself, and quickly turned to cover his mouth: "I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't hold back."
Ji Changze continued: "But there is no way to improve IQ."
Zheng Qinghui, who had lost his face, immediately got up and looked forward again.
"What is the solution?"
Just after saying this, he remembered something again, and quickly added: "You can rest assured, I don't use your method in vain, you tell me, I give money, treat, anything."
He really wanted to be a good person.
"Listen, watch and learn."
Ji Changze told him directly: "If you keep doing this, your IQ will improve, but you can't mention much."
Zheng Qinghui smiled stiffly.
this way……
Does n’t everyone know the way?
He has been doing this since childhood.
Since he was still a small bean curd.
When someone touched his head, he said: "This doll is really not a loss of President Zheng, that is, the tiger's head and the brain are cute, and the father has no dogs." When he decided, he must surpass his father. .
Let people know that there is a saying called "Tiger son without dog father!" !
However, the ideal is full, the reality is cruel.
No matter how hard he tried, how he tried to make himself look towards those geniuses, he was finally killed on the beach.
If it had been before, he must have directly mocked Ji Changze as being fooling him.
But now, how can Xueba fool him?
This remark must have a deep meaning.
Zheng Qinghui said, "I've always done this since I was young, but I feel like I'm not too smart. Is it my way? Is it wrong? Or is it because I'm learning something that's wrong ? "
Ji Changze pretended to ponder.
Then, under Zheng Qinghui's nervous face, he nodded affirmatively:
"Probably because you are extremely stupid."
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
"Po ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zhang Zejun couldn't help it again, laughing wildly.
Cheng Yueyang didn't smile, but at this moment the poor man who was worried about the collapse of the plastic brother in the bedroom quickly opened his mouth:
"Don't be angry, Qinghui, Nagasawa, he just speaks straight, and you don't laugh at the old army."
Zheng Qinghui was not angry.
Even if he is angry, he is not angry with Nagasawa.
How could Xueba be wrong?
Even if it is wrong, it must not be intentional.
The genius has a little personality defect, he understands it.
Zheng Qinghui smiled strongly: "It doesn't matter, then I will stick to it. You can rest assured, Nagasawa. I will do nothing like you in the future. I will do nothing. I only read books. I believe that if I go on like this, I will definitely succeed.
Cheng Yueyang also had a smug look on his face: "Me too!"
The only Zhang Zejun who did n’t know what was happening: "... So I cleaned up after our bedroom alone?"
Ji Changze certainly cannot agree with them.
He shook his head: "I don't recommend you to do this."
"I can write down the content of a book in ten seconds. I can wash clothes for 45 minutes and two thousand seven hundred seconds. Without wasting time, I can write down two hundred and seventy pages of knowledge a day."
"How much can you write down?"
Zheng Qinghui: "Um ..."
He felt his heart was stabbed.
Cheng Yueyang figured it out, a little embarrassed whisper: "Probably ... maybe ... ten pages?"
Zheng Qinghui felt his heart was cut again: "My five pages ..."
Zhang Zejun: "Ah? What ten seconds? Nagasawa, are you? Are you so powerful?"
Ji Changze: "I will take these clothes home to wash, will you?"
The two again: "..."
Yes, they are not here.
Zheng Qinghui, who was in frustration, suddenly realized what he was looking up at, suddenly realized:
"I know! You have a good memory, you can write down the contents of a page in ten seconds, so your time is precious, so you, your mother will follow you to the capital !!"
Zhang Zejun: "??? What? What are you talking about?"
Zheng Qinghui didn't visit him at all, but immersed himself in his thoughts.
No wonder!
No wonder Ji Nagasawa never did anything from the start of school until now.
Hygiene is not cleaned and garbage is not poured.
And even the clothes will be taken back and washed by mother.
correct! !
Everything is right! !
Zheng Qinghui clapped his hands and was annoyed: "Why don't you tell us these things! Do you know that some people on the Internet now say that you are a giant baby? I can guarantee that those people who know the truth will definitely hit themselves."
Ji Changze: "Should I tell you?"
Zheng Qinghui: "..."
Cheng Yueyang was used to it, and he quickly opened his mouth to help explain: "Don't misunderstand Qinghui, Nagasawa ..."
"I understand! I understand, I understand!"
Zheng Qinghui didn't get angry, but understood in seconds: "Geniuses are like this, haven't you watched a TV series? Nagasawa is still good, but we can understand what he said."
Zhang Zejun: "... Can you tell me what is going on?"
Zheng Qinghui clapped his hands.
Because he thought about the day since he was a child, he didn't check the information less.
Reader Ze Zhenghui is online:
"Nagasawa, you're right, your brain is so precious, you shouldn't waste time on such trivial things, no wonder you didn't talk too much about people in the past, yes, if you do it right, you should treat limited Time, put on unlimited learning, so that it is worthy of your brain. "
Ji Changze: There is not much talk about disregarding people, because the original owner ca n’t look down on these roommates.
But he didn't have to admit.
As long as he has no expression on his face, he will not respond.
Sure enough, Zheng Qinghui saw him like this, the expression on his face became more and more affirmative:
"You can rest assured that these trivial matters do not need you to come, those rumors on the Internet, I will help you deal with it, and there is the car, I will go up and apologize to you, you can rest assured! Even if I splash black water, I will not make you famous. damaged."
Ji Changze: "What fame?"
"No, it's nothing. You don't need to know these. You just have to study hard, win glory for the country and glory for us 301!"
Zheng Qinghui looked and found the computer and started to be passionate.
Zhang Zejun: "... So, what happened?"
Cheng Yueyang: "It's actually a misunderstanding about Nagasawa, he is just too lazy to explain."
"Okay, I'm going to do the laundry. Do you want to be together?"
Zhang Zejun, still in a daze: "... Aren't you not doing laundry?"
Cheng Yueyang: "You didn't hear Nagasawa say, he can learn so many things and cost-effective without washing clothes, but I can't do it, I'm not smart, and my mother doesn't wash clothes for me, I'll do it."
"By the way, I tell you that Nagasawa is being wronged by the giant baby outside now. We 301 should be consistent with the outside world, help him speak, don't let people misunderstand him."
Zhang Zejun understood now.
It turned out to be a misunderstanding, so good, so good.
He nodded: "You can rest assured."
The two packed up and prepared to go out together.
Ji Changze took the time to look up and saw that Zhang Zejun had already accepted the design of "Ji Changze is a good person" and turned his pen.
He said, even if he didn't do anything.
Zhang Zejun will also attack his own.
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