Chapter 704: 276
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Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
- Cat in sugar
- 4112 characters
- 2021-01-30 01:09:06
Research... mosquitoes?
The demons were all dumbfounded, including Li Cheng who had been worried that the monarch would let them kill and set fire.
No, although the demons appeared for a short time, most of them appeared in the image of doing bad things as soon as they appeared. Now the king of demons has been so anxiously called over when he was born, only to let them study mosquitoes?
What kind of annual magic plot is this.
Regardless of how embarrassed the demons underneath were or how confused their thoughts were, Ji Changze only spoke according to his own ideas.
"Whether you are a person or a demon, you must develop sustainably, and you must look at the big from the small. Starting from the overall situation, you must observe carefully in all aspects to ensure that it is feasible and can be done..."
Demons: "..."
Li Cheng: "..."
The king is not a civil servant, right?
This set of words is almost a key point for them to go to the public examination.
The pressure Ji Changze put on them gradually diminished, and the minds of some demons also became active.
The active demons are not easy to get along with. They are not as harmless as juniors like Li Cheng. Now watching the king of monks call them in a hurry, it turns out that they are just to make them study mosquitoes so that people want to laugh. Suddenly there were other thoughts in my heart.
This king... looks like a good talker.
During this period of time, the invincibility of the demons and where they went were scary, and it was obvious that some people floated.
Someone immediately came forward: "We are born to absorb grievances. If you don’t kill people and set fires, it’s a good idea to study mosquitoes? A joke, although you are a king, you have to take a clear stance. Otherwise, Forgive us for the hardship."
Li Cheng:...
Wait, who is with you and us.
He didn't want to kill and set fire.
The masked King Monk just turned towards this side calmly, and the eyes under the mask seemed to be looking at the talking Charm.
Before the people in the audience could react, the demons who had the courage to be the first to be the first to kill the chicken and the face of dissatisfaction with their necks were turned to ashes under their eyelids.
There wasn't even a burning process, and even no sound was made, and it directly evolved from demons to ashes.
A gust of wind blew, so he didn't even have ashes left.
The king above sat slowly on the funny old man's recliner, and leaned back leisurely: "The position of the monster?"
"My position is the position of Demon."
"If you don't want to, don't take up the quota of Demon."
Not occupying the quota, that is, to die.
The demons standing underneath were all awe-inspiring, and when Ji Changze looked at them, they quickly bowed their heads and dared not speak.
For a time, the silence here was scary.
Fortunately, Ji Changze did not stay quiet for too long, and soon spoke again:
"Kill if you want to get grievances? Set fire? Naive, do you really think that the invincible world can do whatever you want?"
As soon as these words came out, the demons who were still immersed in the swiftness of killing their own people immediately felt tight, and they all looked at Ji Changze with some worries about the future.
Is it possible that King Yun knows something they don't?
Yunmei... is there any natural enemy?
The King Yun, who was lying comfortably on the recliner above, let out a sneer of hatred for iron and steel: "Look at you, I am also unlucky. If you have the ability, you will know how to make trouble. It does not consider the future or the situation."
"It looks like you don't have much culture, but if you read more books, you won't be so arrogant."
The demons became more and more alarmed by what he said.
Could it be that a disaster is coming?
King Yun sounds like a lot of culture.
Could it be that he inferred something?
"Now I know I'm anxious? Why didn't I think about being afraid when the streets were full of prestige? If I were not the king, I really don't want to control you."
"you!"
Ji Changze pointed to a monster standing underneath: "Come here."
Li Cheng was pointed at: "..."
With a little stiff step, he moved to the stage under the sympathetic sight of the other demons: "You...what's your order?"
"Take out all the paper in the box next to the chair and distribute it to them, and let them take a good look at the lessons learned."
It turned out that he didn't come to make himself ashes on the spot, Li Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, daring not to delay a second, squatted down and opened the box next to the reclining chair.
As a result, as soon as it was opened, it turned out to be a pile of yellowish paper filled with words.
This texture, these words...
Li Cheng, who lives in all the big and small shops near the school, almost recognized it at a glance. This is basically a piece of novel content torn from the novel.
Feeling that he is too slow, Ji Changze sighed: "Where are you squatting on the mushroom? Don't send it down quickly."
"Yes, yes, I will post it now."
Li Cheng was so frightened by him that he didn't dare to think about anything else, and quickly sent these one by one.
Finally, the demons handed a copy, and Ji Changze said: "You have given me a good look at the above content. Tell me what I have learned through these. The format refers to the reading comprehension during the Chinese test."
Demons: "..."
A miracle raised his hand cautiously, and with Ji Changze's permission, he said tremblingly: "If you can't say something..."
Ji Changze: "If you can't tell, just go to death."
"Well, no whispers are allowed."
Demons: "..."
"By the way, considering that you people are very illiterate, in order to prevent some people from being illiterate, you are the only one."
He pointed to Li Cheng: "You come and read it to them."
The demons who never expected the style of painting to suddenly shift to the exam: "..."
Li Cheng, who had not been able to escape the exam even as he became a tool in the listening test: "..."
He looked at the description in his hand with a bitter expression, the more he looked at it, the more confused he became.
Isn't this, this is the common routine of ordinary novels?
What does it have to do with them? ? ?
At the same moment, people with special abilities are stepping into a novel shop with solemn expressions.
"The detected energy burst is here, and the king of demons should be born here."
"Is there monitoring?"
"No, this is a very small bookstore. The owner inherited it from his parents. He doesn't care much about it. He usually sits behind and plays games. He can't even remember how many guests came today."
Therefore, the plan to get the appearance of the king from the boss must be lost.
Li Ju walked in this small bookstore, his eyes fell across the rows of bookshelves, and finally landed on the ground in a mess of novels thrown in a box.
"How did the boss put the book?"
The team members took a look and frowned, "I'll ask."
It is naturally impossible for the boss to put the book in this way. He is not caring, and he has no grudges with this store. How could he treat the new book like this.
According to him, this book cannot be sold as a gift by the owner of the novel wholesaler. Don’t let the free things go for nothing. He just brought a box of it back and planned to sell it, but because he was too lazy, he was too lazy to put it out, so he just brought the box directly Put it on the ground and take it directly from the box if anyone wants it.
He can be sure that the book was neatly placed in the box last night, so the book must have been messed up by today's guests.
The team members immediately put on their gloves and took out books to start checking.
The problem is found very quickly.
"A page has been torn here."
"My book is too."
"me too."
The number of pages that everyone will miss is the same, as expected.
What's on this page? Why did the newly born king tear it off?
They searched and found the last one, only to find an untorn one.
Turning to that page, everyone is like a big enemy, trying to study something from the content of the novel with a solemn expression.
Then, the expressions on everyone's faces gradually became weird.
Li Cheng in the distance was reading emotionally:
[Long Aotian, wearing colorful armor, broke the doctor's hand with a vengeful smile in the colorful sunshine. The screams of doctor fan screamed through the sky. When Fan Pai saw his younger brother was injured, he rushed forward to save people.
But he was still a bad move, but he saw Long Aotian kicking his right foot with his left foot and his left foot with his right foot. He just leaned on his feet and pinched Fan Paiyi’s neck to the sky. Fan Pai hurried. Asking someone to come and take it, unfortunately, Long Aotian did not give him this chance to fight back. In the panic shout of Fan Paiyi, Long Aotian led him to a three hundred and sixty-five-degree turn, and another Thomas roundabout. Holding Fan Paiyi's arm with his propeller in midair, he finally threw Fan Paiyi far away by the centripetal force drawn by the rotation.
what--
Fan Paiyi's screams got farther and farther, and he flew into space. Because there was no oxygen in space, he was in zero pressure and died soon.
Long Aotian smiled at the painful Fan Pai: "See? I successfully killed your brother with zero air pressure. He was arrogant and domineering when he stepped on the tail of the cat raised by my neighbor Xiaomei. When I didn't apologize, and laughed at me for being only 1.2 meters tall, I swear that I must let him die without a place to bury him!"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie! Do you feel it! This is how your brother smiled to me back then, I said, don’t bully you, now I’ll give it back to you, Jie Jie Jie Jie.]
Li Cheng who finished reading: "..."
The demons who finished listening: "..."
Those with special abilities who read this page in the bookstore: "..."
Although they were in different locations, they all had a tacit understanding of Qi Qi and remained silent.
They now know why the book is being given away for free.
Ji Changze: "Now that you have finished listening, let's talk about it now, what life principles do these contents teach you?"
Demons: "..."
It's not that they don't want to cooperate. In fact, with such content, even if they have a host in their mind, they can't run the truth in life.
After a weird silence, Li Cheng opened his mouth carefully:
"Could it be... our fascination... the left foot can step on the right foot and the left foot can go to heaven?"
As soon as the voice fell, he was hit on the head by a scepter.
Li Cheng's body was tense, and the screams were about to come out of his throat...Ah...Huh? Doesn't hurt? ?
He glanced carefully at the Snakehead Scepter.
Plastic or plastic? ?
King Yun is quite frugal.
The thrifty King is furious: "Why do I have you idiots as subordinates! Can't you see such a simple life truth?!! Isn't it clear that it is written here?"
"How did that fan doctor die? Isn't it just because he was arrogant and offended the protagonist? If he quietly did bad things, how could the protagonist find him? Look at the novel for yourself, which one Don’t all the villains just do bad things upright and get caught and killed? Just like you guys who do bad things all over the street, they almost didn’t write the words "I'm a bad guy" on their faces. Do you know more Injustice must die! Do you know that people are watching!"
Demons: "..."
Yimei is weak and weak: "But... but we are Yunmei, we are born to do bad things..."
"That's why I let you do it quietly."
Ji Changze got up, talked about it, and stepped on the recliner: "Our magic is to punch the kindergarten and kick the nursing home, but! We are the standard villain setting. There will be a protagonist if there is a villain. What is the protagonist? Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten, you break one of his arms today, and he can grow ten out tomorrow. You abandon his martial arts and force him to jump off the cliff. Believe it or not, there is one under the cliff waiting for him My grandfather, no matter how lucky, it is a beautiful master who teaches him the exercises."
"Even if he kills him, he turns his head to give you a rebirth through soul possession. I don't know this common sense, and I am embarrassed to be a demon. Have you read all these years of books in the belly of a dog?"
Demons: "..."
"Whether you are a person or a demon, you must keep a low profile, be cautious, be careful, do you see the mask on my face? Unless it is necessary, I will never take it off in front of you, because you can always Worship under the protagonist’s sweatpants, and help outsiders to bite me back."
The king said, with a little complacency in his tone: "This is cautious."
Demons: "..."
"The same is true for you. If you don't want to die under the protagonist's hand, if you grievances, just me honestly. If you murder and set fire, if you cause Lao Tzu to cause the protagonist's idea, treat you as small and treat me as old, I will send you first reincarnation!"
Demons: "..."
They finally found some ability to organize language.
"That... boss, do you... think too much? A novel is a novel and reality is reality. How can this be confused."
The upper mask of the King Monk faced him.
In an instant, his hair was on fire, the flame was burning quickly, and the smell of scorched hair spread throughout the crowd.
The demon screamed, and hurriedly knelt down: "Boss, I was wrong. I was wrong. You didn't think too much, but it's normal. Please forgive me, forgive me. Right..."
He knelt too fast, and he just killed a Demon King before this time. This time, the flame on the Demon’s head disappeared quickly when Tathagata, but the fire was gone, and the hair that had burned before did not return. When he came, he could only stand cautiously, clutching his head full of anxiety.
However, Ji Changze did not forget to comment on the first or two: "The one who talks a lot like you is the cannon fodder that provokes the protagonist the most. He keeps his mouth babble all day long, and it seems that your voice is so nice. You provoke people to death. It does not matter, the hatred value is transferred to me, even if you are dead, I will dig the grave and whip the corpse."
"Why did you die when you know Fanpai? Because his brother has offended the protagonist, he wants to avenge his younger brother. If not, the hatred will end. Later in this book, their father came to avenge their sons and was killed. The grandfather came to avenge his son and grandson and was killed, and their great-grandfather was killed to avenge his son and grandson..."
"Their Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng..."
Five minutes later, Ji Changze stopped the doll and concluded;
"This is how the small ones come to the big ones, and the big ones come to the old ones. A protagonist will kill one, and two will kill one pair. Finally, the whole family likes to mention the crematorium. I didn't want to care about you, but I still care. Why? Because I was so unlucky to become your king, you provoke the protagonist, and I am implicated in Lao Tzu!"
"So, in the future, to do bad things and be wicked people, you must do it according to my orders. Be careful, sneaky, and don't let people find it. If anyone breaks my rules, I will send him on the road."
After finishing talking, King Yun felt himself quite responsible.
Tsk tusk: "You didn't know what virtue you accumulated in your last life. Only in this life can a king who is in charge of me help you escape the fate of being killed by the protagonist. If I were not the king, I would take care of you to die."
"Okay, I'm almost done. Do you understand what I said just now?"
Demon with scorched hair: "..."
Other demons: "..."
I understand.
Those who understand can no longer understand.
The new king who was born, he is simply a neurosis.
However, this neurosis is not only our immediate boss, but also a horrible existence with a strong force value. While fearing that the protagonist will come to the door and fearing death, he is also a terrible figure who is ruthless and merciless.
No one dared to speak.
Naturally, no one dared to say, "Wang, you are afraid that your brain is not so good, or you should go to the psychiatric department."
The probability of a mentally ill person turning into a demon is indeed very high. After all, many patients have no empathy for the same kind.
But they never expected that Wang was mentally ill.
He was mentally ill, and he was the one who made trouble.
When they were summoned, a group of people thought that they would be led to do a big cause. In the following days, they would meet gods to kill gods, meet Buddhas to kill Buddhas, and live in the unrestrained war for 24 hours.
Unexpectedly, for the next 24 hours, he would be living in a daze to guard against a non-existent character.
For the next three hours, everyone sat on the ground numbly, holding the biology book that Ji Changze had bought, learning word by word "voluntarily".
Li Cheng may be because of his achievements in helping to move books. King Yun obviously looked at him differently and once again gave him an important task to collect money one by one.
A biology book of 13 yuan and fifty cents, Ji Changze would not give these cheap subordinates in vain.
Li Cheng: "..."
Therefore, if someone comes, you will surely see a bunch of demons with the labels "extremely vicious", "killing for pleasure", and "unscrupulous for resentment", sitting on the ground, holding a book of creatures with a sad face. .
And in the demons group, there is also a younger demons who shuttles among them.
"No change, I won't find you."
"You have no cash? Alipay and WeChat will do."
"Alipay received 13 yuan and five cents."
The scene is full of a complex atmosphere of harmony and despair.
Ji Changze wore a mask, wiped the shoe prints on the recliner, and lay down again, basking in the warm sunshine comfortably.
Ah, the years are quiet.
The demons have been forced to study until night before being let go.
Before he left, he was forced to sign a confidentiality agreement, and he was not allowed to reveal the appearance of the king's body and any plans. If you dare to reveal a little bit...
The ashes spree is waiting for you, dear.
When the agreement was signed, the tired demons left and went home.
When I returned home, I could not worry about destroying the world to absorb grievances, and was sent away without a breath, and fell asleep faintly after lying on the bed.
Li Cheng couldn't leave.
Because of his "outstanding performance", Ji Changze stayed as a follower.
Li Cheng: "..."
He felt that this must not be a good thing.
I was thinking about asking for help from my little brothers, but as a result of these unreliable ones, one of them ran faster than the other, for fear that they would be left behind by the neurotic king if they ran slowly.
The younger brothers are also very young, lacking roots in their brains, and only meet people with special abilities during the day. They went home so carelessly at night and were caught.
Then, they were asked what happened during the day, where they went, whether they saw King Yun, and what happened to King Yun summoned.
Brothers: "..."
Who would dare to say that King Yun is crazy, if you know that they leaked secrets...
Think of the ashesed demons that they saw with their own eyes during the day. Their faces showed fear and fear, and they all shook their heads not to say a word.
Seeing these children do this, the players looked at each other and their hearts sank.
It seems that this king is really a ruthless character.
He must have done something during the day, otherwise these demons would not be so scared.
Li Ju kept looking at them with a blue face, until the players retreated, and then asked: "Where is Li Cheng? Didn't he go with you?"
The S2 teenagers shrank their necks.
Li Cheng's whereabouts... does not seem to be considered confidential.
"He, he was left behind by the king, saying that he wanted to train him."
The expression on Li Ju's face suddenly changed.
The biggest demon said to train his brother?
Although Li Cheng is rebellious, he has never done anything bad before. If this is taken by the king, how can he be taught?
He was so confused, he turned his head and went out to try to find someone.
As a result, I saw a familiar figure on the street without taking two steps.
Li Cheng, the unconscious brother who was said to have been left behind by the king, was saying something to someone in front of the ice cream machine.
"Li Cheng!!"
Li Ju breathed a sigh of relief, and strode forward to ask what happened, but before he got there, he saw a thin young man in front of his brother and fell to the ground with his face covered in fear, leaning back in terror. by.
As soon as he raised his face, Li Ju took a breath. The man's face was full of bruises, and he saw the wound from his fist.
The younger brother in the rebellious period saw him coming, his face was still a little confused, and he subconsciously reached out and pulled him: "Brother, why are you..."
When he stretched out his hand, the young man sitting on the ground with fear in his eyes immediately covered his head with his hands; "Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Brother Li Cheng, don't hit me!"
Li Ju's anger instantly soared to 200%: "Li Cheng!!!"
Li Cheng: "???"
He looked at his elder stunnedly, and then at the king who was sitting on the ground with "I'm so fragile, I'm so innocent, I just got beaten up so sad": "I, I... brother, it's not what you think. That way, I, I just..."
Before I finished speaking the excuse, I came into contact with Ji Changze, who was sitting behind Li Ju, calling out in a timid tone not to hit me, while warning him.
"If you dare to pierce me, I will send you to Naihe Bridge today."
Li Cheng: "..."
He closed his eyes violently: "Yes, I beat him."
Ji Changze glanced into the distance and raised his eyebrows, which meant that he would retreat.
When Li Ju turned his head, those horrible and gloomy eyes were immediately full of innocent grievances: "I, I just came to buy some food, but when I met him, he beat me badly without saying anything. One meal!!"
Li Cheng: "..."
He felt his brother's condemning gaze, and under Ji Changze's gesture, he grabbed the king of the dragon: "What happened to me, I'm a monster."
The appearance is high.
Tears burst into my heart.
After grabbing Ji Changze's arm and rushing all the way to a small alley, Li Cheng collapsed tiredly to the ground, panting heavily.
Just now, Ji Changze, who was "panicked" and "forced to be taken away", looked indifferent, stood still and patted the dust on his body, lightly boasting; "Good job."
Li Cheng: "...Boss, what did you do just now..."
"What do you know? I want to be harmless so that they won't look at me. After so many years of reading experience, I have concluded a long and stable path for villains to live. You will follow me in the future. This trick is foolproof."
Li Cheng suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "What is it?"
Obviously it can ruin the world, but to pretend to be a little poor neurotic king with a touch of hair: "You are the king in your own territory, and you are the bachelor when you go out."
"As long as you are proficient in this trick, you are guaranteed to live to be old."
"Trust me, that's right."