Chapter 32: Unlucky god

Although Wu Xiao's dream of listening to the tree spirits has come true, but there is a tree clan partner inexplicably, Lu Qingjiu feels very complicated, and he doesn't know what to say, so he called Wu Xiao again. At that time, Wu Xiao had calmed down and asked him if there was any solution.
Lu Qingjiu replied that there is no so far... After learning the truth of the matter, he asked Baiyuehu in advance whether the marriage contract can be terminated. Baiyuehu's answer is that the tree clan has always been a couple for life, and if you get married, don't Want to leave, only the widowed is not divorced.
So Lu Qingjiu bit his scalp and told Wu Xiao the answer. After listening, Wu Xiao said in despair: I can only make do with it, and get away from it.
Lu Qingjiu wanted to laugh but felt inappropriate, so he could only hold it back abruptly, and comforted Wu Xiao a few words, saying that the old tree actually has a good personality, and he might fall in love with getting along with him...
The grudge between him and Wu Xiao ended in this way. Lu Qingjiu didn't know what to say, so Zhu Miaomiao privately gave Wu Xiao a big red envelope to express the vague apology deep in his heart.
Zhu Miaomiao asked him why he had to hand the red envelope, but he didn't dare to explain, so he confused the past.
Wu Xiao, who got the red envelope, asked Lu Qingjiu what this meant. Lu Qingjiu said, "This is not your newly married..."
Wu Xiao hung up the phone with a snap. Lu Qingjiu couldn't hold back this time and smiled low on the phone.
The weather in August was so hot that the chickens in the yard were unwilling to move. After half a year, the chickens had grown into half-sized chickens, but the appearance of this chicken was somewhat different from the others. Both male and female, the feathers are very gorgeous and look beautiful, but they don’t know how it tastes... Lu Qingjiu thinks that he can let the white moon fox slaughter one to try.
Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua are not good at all. When they came, they were as old as they were now. Yin Xun disliked them as losing money. They ate and slept without getting fat.
Xiao Hua's eyes turned to the sky when she heard Yin Xun's words.
Yin Xun yelled when he saw it, "Fuck, Lu Qingjiu, you are in charge of your pig, it actually gave me a blank eye."
Lu Qingjiu said: "Can you remove your head from their stomach before you say bad things about them?"
Yin Xun strongly refused: "No."
Xiaohua almost didn't give him a hoof.
Since Yin Xun discovered that Xiaohua’s belly is cold and cool, he has been holding Xiaohua all day long. Sometimes when he goes out to pick a vegetable, he has to carry it on his back. After several struggles, Xiaohua has no choice but to give up. Yin Xun’s exclusive ice pack.
Looking at his expression, Lu Qingjiu felt that if it hadn't been for Yin Xun to speak, Xiao Hua would have opened her mouth to Yin Xun's quality.
Yin Xun should really thank him for being an ordinary person...
In summer, things to cool off are indispensable. Lu Qingjiu makes sour plum soup, puts it in the refrigerator, and drinks it every afternoon when he sleeps. Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu also liked this sweet and sour drink. During the hottest hours of the day, a few people would eat something cold in the house to cool off the heat.
The little fox also likes to eat ice products, but Lu Qingjiu is worried that his body is too weak and he eats too much diarrhea, so he will control the amount every time.
This day, the three of them were eating cold prawns newly made by Lu Sake in the house. The cold prawns are their unique dessert. The rice milk made from glutinous rice is dripped into the water through a colander to form small shrimp-shaped rice. Tuan, and then put thick red soup and sweet and sour hawthorn in it, the taste is soft, waxy and refreshing, and the rice is rich in fragrance, which is very popular with the family. Lu Qingjiu felt a little less sugar when he was eating. He was about to add a spoonful of red soup to the kitchen when he heard the sound of bang bang bang in the yard—someone was knocking on the door.
"Who?" Lu Qingjiu asked from a distance.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, it was the hottest time of the day. The sun was dazzling, and the whole world seemed to be shrouded in a huge and hot steamer. People who went out for less than a minute would come back in sweat. If this was the sound of knocking on the door, Lu Qingjiu would probably open the door without asking, but it was too hot today. The three of them glanced at each other and obviously didn't want to move.
"Bai Yuehu, Bai Yuehu!" A man's voice came from outside the door. He called Bai Yuehu's name, and knocked the already weak wooden door, "I'm hot to death. Come, you come and open the door for me!!"
It turned out that it was looking for Baiyuehu. Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were relieved and turned their eyes to Baiyuehu. Since they weren't looking for them, they didn't have to leave the air-conditioned room to open the door under the heat.
Who knew that Baiyue Fox raised his eyelids, changed his voice very shamelessly, and replied to the person outside: "White Moon Fox is not there."
Lu Qingjiu, who was next to him, almost didn't spit something out of his mouth when he heard this sound. Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu had similar reactions, and they were obviously shocked by the shamelessness of Bai Yuehu.
"Fuck, Bai Yuehu isn't there? Then who are you?" The people outside the door were angry with Bai Yuehu's answer and began to smash the door, "Hurry up and open the door for me, I'm really going to die outside—"
Bai Yuehu was about to say something, but suddenly there was a loud noise at the door. Lu Qingjiu saw his fragile door panel "bang" to the ground. The one who fell together with the door panel was a man who described the embarrassment. It seems that he didn't expect the door panel to be knocked so inadvertently, and the whole person threw himself into the yard and fell a dog to eat shit.
"Ah! Fuck!" The man was thrown a bit badly, and he lay on the ground for a long time without responding, and his mouth made a painful moan/groan, "Oh...I fucking..."
Upon seeing this, Lu Qingjiu hurried over and asked, "Brother, are you okay?"
The man raised his head, Lu Qingjiu burst out laughing when he saw his appearance, and saw that the man's face was blue and purple, and his handsome face was ruined by these wounds.
The man looked at Lu Qingjiu with a bitter expression. Lu Qingjiu was about to ask him if he was okay when he saw him taking a bite—half a tooth was spit out from his mouth.
"Fuck," the man scolded, "I fucking—"
Lu Qingjiu thought that this man was too unlucky. He quickly helped him up. The man seemed to have hurt his leg, and he limped into the house.
Bai Yuehu saw him show disgusting eyes.
Bai Yuehu said: "How do you know that I am here?"
"I heard it at Su's house." The man sat down and rubbed his leg. "You really..."
Baiyue Fox drank the cold shrimp, without even giving him a look.
The man's gaze fell on the cold shrimp, and he took a breath: "What is this, is it delicious?"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's delicious." Then he drank it all in one breath.
the man:"……"
Lu Qingjiu looked funny beside him, but he was not as calm as Baiyuehu. He felt that the man's appearance was a bit too miserable, so he turned around and went to the kitchen to give the man a bowl of cold shrimp and put more brown sugar. , Thinking about replenishing blood for men.
The man almost didn't cry when he saw the cold prawns in front of him. He said that Lu Sake is a good person, and he will be lucky in the future, and then he ate deliciously.
Bai Yuehu said, "Minama, what are you doing here?" The man's name was originally Minama, which sounded a little strange.
"I'll ask you for help." Minamata said, "My dear fox..."
Bai Yuehu looked over with a cold look, Minamata quickly changed his words: "Mr. Bai!"
"I said I can't save you." Bai Yuehu said lazily, "Didn't I tell you before."
Minamata: "...I think I can save it." After he said this, he spooned a large spoonful of cold shrimp. After putting it in his mouth, he was about to take it out. Lu Qingjiu who was sitting next to him heard it. There was a crisp sound of broken porcelain, and even with a screaming scream, the man screamed, spitting out a mouthful of blood-the ceramic spoon that was originally good actually broke in his mouth.
"Fuck!" Yin Xun was shocked by the scene next to him, his tone filled with horror, "Big brother, you can't eat a spoon even if you are hungry, it's ceramics-you can't eat it!"
Minamata’s painful tears were about to come down, and his mouth was full of ceramic fragments. He staggered into the front yard, and then wanted to open the faucet to rinse his mouth. Who knew that the faucet had just been opened and his mouth was put on it. , It was another scream of extreme pain.
Lu Qingjiu was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what was going on. Their taps and pipes were all exposed to the sun, and the surface temperature was almost 70 degrees Celsius. He wanted to come to the hot water from the tap. It's not much cooler... This is just worse for Minamata.
The man looked so painful that he was about to pass away, but he still carried it off abruptly, and barely washed away the debris in his mouth with water.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun stood by the door and looked at them. They both looked terrible. The scene looked so miserable. It was less fortunate to use cold water to stuff your teeth to describe the minion.
Minamata cleaned his wound roughly, and returned to the house with tears in his eyes. Lu Qingjiu originally thought he was going to say something, but who knew he took the remaining cold shrimp and dried it in one breath. Lu Qingjiu clicked a thumbs-up: "Big brother, your craftsmanship is really good."
Lu Qingjiu: "...friend, are you okay?"
Minamata said, "It's okay, I can't die."
Bai Yuehu said lazily: "Don't worry about him, he is used to it."
Sure enough, Minamata got used to it. This is a very painful thing for ordinary people, but he quickly recovered. After drinking the cold shrimp, he wiped his mouth and said to Bai Yuehu: "Yuehu, let's go out and discuss it. "
Bai Yuehu glanced at him and said nothing.
"Yuehu." Minamata said, "You can help me."
Baiyuehu looked at Minamata and didn't speak, but his expression had already given Minamata an answer. Minamata wanted to persuade him again, but he heard Baiyuehu's cold question: "How long will you be like this? "
Minamata: "..."
Bai Yuehu said: "You are not annoying, I am annoying."
Minamata opened his mouth to speak, but he seemed to notice Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun sitting next to him. He said, "Let's talk in another place."
Baiyuehu finally agreed. He and Minamata left the room, went to find another place under the vines in the yard, and started talking about personal matters.
"What is the relationship between this person and Bai Yuehu?" Yin Xun asked Lu Qingjiu in a low voice.
"I don't know." Lu Qingjiu said, "It may be his friend." Seeing the expressions of the two people when they talked, they seemed to be friends who had known each other for many years, but I don't know why this person came here, and Bai Yuehu That's the attitude. But from the tone of Minamata's tone, he shouldn't belong to the human category either.
The white moon fox and Minamata talked for a long time in the yard, until the sun was about to go down, the two seemed to reluctantly reach a consensus.
The White Moon Fox returned to the house with a little unpleasant face, obviously not having a pleasant communication with Minamata. There was no smile in Minamata's eyes, instead, there was a complexity that Lu Qingjiu couldn't understand. However, this complexity only passed in a flash, and the next moment was covered by the usual smile.
"Oh, what do you eat tonight?" Minamata said, "White Moon Fox, let me have dinner."
Baiyue Fox didn't speak, and he got up and walked outside. Minamata laughed when he saw it, showing half of his teeth missing.
Lu Qingjiu hurriedly called: "Yuehu, where are you going?"
Bai Yuehu pointed to the door: "I'll fix the door."
Minamata's smile froze on his face.
"Oh, okay." Lu Qingjiu said, "It's okay, I'll get more food tonight."
Bai Yuehu nodded and walked to the door.
Minamata whispered: "I'm sorry, big brother, you have knocked down the door of your house." He reached out and fumbled in his arms, and after a moment he found out a small bag, "I don't have much money, this thing I will give it to you as compensation."
Lu Qingjiu said, "No, my door should have been changed."
"Accept it." Minamata smiled. "It's not a valuable thing."
Lu Qingjiu still wanted to refuse, but seeing his resolute attitude, he had to put it away, thinking about asking Bai Yuehu what the situation was like at night.
Lu Qingjiu made more for dinner. He made a glutinous rice steamed pork ribs, fried fish-flavored pork, and steamed a large bowl of eggs. The chickens in their family have begun to lay eggs one after another, but the eggs are much larger than normal eggs, and the probability of double-yolk eggs is also very high. After steaming, they are particularly fragrant, and Lu Qing wine is added with water. , It is very smooth and tender in the mouth.
A few people went to the table after cooking.
In one afternoon, Bai Yuehu repaired the door of his house. He didn't know where he got a black wooden door, which was inlaid in the original wooden door. Lu Qingjiu looked at the wooden door and wanted to laugh. The wooden door was so bold and engraved with a dragon pattern, which was incompatible with the simple style of the entire courtyard. But as soon as it was installed, there was no major problem, it was just a little bit abrupt.
Minamata took a meal very seriously. He did not remove his eyes during the whole process, but his bad luck did not stop. After eating a steamed pork ribs with glutinous rice, he ate three or four stones from the glutinous rice.
Lu Qingjiu looked silly: "Where are there so many stones in the rice?"
Yin Xun said, "Yeah, why didn't I eat one?"
Minamata seemed to be used to it, and waved his hand indifferently: "It's nothing serious. Continue to eat and continue to eat. I've long been used to it. You don't know that when I ate an apple that time, I bite it down and saw half of the worm creeping inside ..."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." He quietly put down his chopsticks.
Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu made the same action.
After eating, Minamata left. Lu Qingjiu watched him limping away. As a result, as soon as he got out of the door of their yard, he seemed to accidentally step on something and fell into a big horse. , Lying on the ground for a long time without getting up, when Lu Qingjiu was going to go out to help him, Bai Yuehu said: "Leave him alone, he asked for it."
Lu Qingjiu: "Um..." He heard that Bai Yuehu was serious.
After Yin Xun went back, Lu Qingjiu took the fan and melon seeds and sat next to Baiyue Fox, chatting with his family's fox spirits while eating melon seeds.
Although Bai Yuehu usually seems to be very difficult to talk, but in fact, Lu Qingjiu chats with him quite happily. Every time he asks a question, he will answer patiently.
"Minama gave me a bag this afternoon." Lu Qingjiu shook his fan with one hand, and took out the bag that Minama gave him in the afternoon.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the bag and knew what was inside. He was silent for a moment and said, "Keep it."
"What is it?" Lu Qingjiu was busy in the afternoon and didn't have time to look at it. He gently opened the bag and saw that there was a strand of hair in the bag. The hair was yellow and black, thick and hard, obviously not human hair, but a bit like beast hair.
"Mao?" Lu Qingjiu took out the hair in a bag and said in surprise, "Is this...what use?"
"Take it with you." Bai Yuehu said, "It's a bit good."
Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "Is it the hair on his body?"
Bai Yuehu nodded.
"Is he a tiger spirit?" After careful study, Lu Qingjiu felt that the color of this hair was the most similar to that of a tiger, so he began to imagine richly, "Or a leopard?"
"No, he is a god." Bai Yuehu said.
"God?" Lu Qingjiu asked in surprise, "Is there such a bad like him?" From the moment I saw Minamata, I saw him constantly bad luck.
Bai Yuehu sighed and said, "It was an accident."
Lu Qingjiu keenly noticed that Bai Yuehu didn't want to say much about this Minamata, but then again, he seemed to have heard Bai Yuehu's sighing tone for the first time, and he felt a sense of sadness and sadness. .
Since Bai Yuehu said this thing was useful, Lu Qingjiu hung the bag with his keychain and carried it with him. When he was sleeping at night, he found out the Mountain and Sea Classics, and carefully searched for the gods that fit the Baiyue Fox's statement. Just looking around, he discovered a fact that surprised him. There is indeed a in the Book of Mountains and Seas who is more in line with Minama’s behavior, but he is completely opposite to Minama. He should be an out-and-out lucky guy. .
The name of the is called Taifeng, the of good luck Taifeng.
Legend has it that Tai Feng's human body, the tiger's tail, is in charge of the good fortune of the world, and those close to him will be favored by fate. No matter what he does, he will be very smooth. Taifeng has a gentle temperament and lives on the Heshan Mountain. Compared with the previous Shebi corpse, he is of the kind that is closer to the people.
It's just that this Jishen Taifeng is compared with the minus that is stuffed with cold water during the day. This is too much difference. Is that Minusoku the younger brother of Jishen Taifeng? Lu Qingjiu squeezed the hair in that pocket, feeling that their non-human world was really complicated.
The next day, Lu Qingjiu came together and saw Bai Yuehu sitting in the yard.
"It's so early?" Lu Qingjiu checked the time. It was just over five o'clock. On weekdays, the white moon fox usually gets up after six o'clock.
"Well, I have to go out." Bai Yuehu said.
"When will you be back?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
"Maybe at night." Baiyuehu said, "what time is it?"
"It's half past five." Lu Qingjiu said, "Do you want breakfast?"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's too late." He thought for a moment, "I'm going to the hospital in the city. Would you like to come with me?"
When Lu Qingjiu heard that it was a hospital, he immediately became nervous and asked, "The hospital? Are you uncomfortable in any way?"
"No, I'm going to meet someone." Baiyuehu once again invited Lu Qingjiu, "Let's go together."
Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "It's okay." Bai Yuehu rarely invites him out. Since he spoke this time, there should be some reasons. So he took some biscuits at random, and got into the small truck with Bai Yuehu and headed towards the city.
Lu Qingjiu also found someone to send a message to Yin Xun and let him solve today's lunch by himself.
They drove to the town and walked on the mountain road for about two hours. Because it was a mountain road with cliffs everywhere, they had to drive slowly for safety, and it would take another hour to get from the town to the city. They should have arrived in the city at around eight o'clock.
Lu Qingjiu drove the car and watched Baiyuehu sitting next to him eating cookies. Baiyuehu didn't seem to be in a good mood. Although his expression did not change much, Lu Qingjiu could tell from the corners of his eyebrows that he was at this time. Mood.
"What's the matter?" Lu Qingjiu asked, "Is someone I know who is sick?"
"Yeah." Bai Yuehu answered.
Lu Qingjiu smiled and said, "It's not Minamata, right?"
Bai Yuehu said: "He has a brain disease."
Lu Qingjiu laughed and said, "Are these gods so approachable? I feel... he is just an ordinary person."
Bai Yuehu thought for a while: "Now he is no different from ordinary people. No, there is still a difference. He is a bit more unlucky than ordinary people."
Lu Qingjiu thought of the misery of yesterday's Minamata, and he hooked his mouth a little unkindly.
The small truck went all the way, and soon left Shuifu Village and drove onto the highway leading to the city. As soon as seven o'clock in time passed, the whole world began to wake up from the dream, and there were many more vehicles and pedestrians on the road. This is another ordinary day for ordinary people.
The hospital woke up earlier than other places, and the hall was crowded with patients of all kinds before six o'clock.
Lu Qingjiu parked his car in the underground garage and walked towards the inpatient department with Bai Yuehu.
"People are here." Bai Yuehu handed Lu Qingjiu a note.
Lu Qingjiu looked around and saw that it was Ward 102 on the 15th floor of Building A. He said, "It's over there."
Bai Yuehu nodded.
When Lu Qingjiu walked to Building A, he turned his head and glanced at Bai Yuehu. He didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that Bai Yuehu didn't know the road after entering the hospital, and followed him all the time. But if this is the case, it could probably explain why Bai Yuehu wanted to invite himself over, and Lu Qingjiu thought about this, and felt that he was thinking too much.
While thinking, they had reached the downstairs of the inpatient department of Building A, Lu Qingjiu pressed the elevator, and after Baiyuehu entered together, he pressed the number 15.