Chapter 99: Hair goddess

Carefully holding the strawberries, the two returned home in a small truck.
Yin Xun at home didn’t know what was going on. He and Bai Yuehu were cleaning the yard, but Bai Yuehu’s cell phone rang. After picking it up and reading it, his complexion changed drastically. He threw the broom in his hand and turned around. out. He didn't dare to ask Bai Yuehu what happened. He wanted to tell him when Lu Qingjiu came back, but he saw that Baiyuehu and Lu Qingjiu were back together.
"Why are you two together?" Yin Xun was a little confused.
"Oh, I have something to call Bai Yuehu over." Lu Qingjiu said, "then I came back with him."
Yin Xun didn't think much about it. Lu Qingjiu sorted out the things he brought back, took out the strawberries and let Yin Xun wash them, and then asked him to pick some eyeballs in the backyard. The juice in the eyeballs is also quite sufficient, and it should be delicious when used to make candied haws.
Yin Xun happily went to wash the fruits, while Lu Qingjiu put on an apron and went to the kitchen, taking the rock candy and preparing to start the icing.
The icing must be boiled on a low fire, and the speed cannot be fast, otherwise it will be easy to mash. After boiling, the hard rock candy will melt into a soft sugar water. Put the washed strawberries and other fruits on the bamboo sticks in advance, and then put them in the sugar water. Go through it again, and when it cools, the candied haws are ready.
Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu stood by and waited intently. Seeing that the icing had solidified, Lu Qingjiu said something to eat.
The two reached out their hands almost at the same time, and each took a bunch of strawberries. Put the candied haws into your mouth, and bite off the thin icing on the outside with a click. The strawberry juice overflows. The rock sugar perfectly dilutes the sourness of the strawberry, which increases the sweetness of the whole fruit a lot, and the taste is richer and softer. Besides, it is crisp with a little sugar.
"It's delicious." Yin Xun's eyes were bright like little stars, "I have never eaten such a delicious food..."
Lu Qingjiu kindly looked at the two of them, and picked a bunch of them by himself. Instead of eating strawberries, he took grapes. Because I ate a lot of strawberries before, I don’t really like it now. Since Baiyue Fox And Yinxun likes strawberries so much, so let's leave it to them.
After eating the candied haws, Lu Qingjiu asked what happened today, saying that non-humans and humans cooperated. Wouldn't it solve most of the hukou and ID problems?
The Baiyue Fox chewed on the candied haws, humming.
"Then why did Shaohao say that you don't have an ID card and permanent residence?" Lu Qingjiu was a little curious.
Bai Yuehu said: "Because I am outside the organization."
Lu Qingjiu: "Fuck, is this still a preparation?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Yeah."
He also explained what the establishment means. It is about that non-humans who want to obtain these things have to enter the human world and have to work in the human world for at least a few years after obtaining the hukou, otherwise the hukou and ID will be revoked. Baiyue Fox couldn't leave Shuifu Village, and naturally couldn't fulfill this requirement. In desperation, he could only become a black household. But Zhu Rong still had a bit of conscience. Although he didn't give Baiyuehu his permanent residence and ID card, he gave him a driver's certificate and a small truck that he could drive.
Lu Qingjiu didn't expect that the small truck was actually delivered by Zhu Rong to his home, saying that he could ask Zhu Rong to have a meal and thank you.
Bai Yuehu snorted, expressing his disdain.
The fruits of the human world are made into candied haws, and the eyeballs made into candied haws are also very delicious, especially the taste in them. The only drawback is that some fruits do not like Lu Sake, but you only know if you bite it.
In addition to buying fruits, Lu Qingjiu also bought many other ingredients in the supermarket, such as steak and seafood, and some things that Baiyue Fox must have never eaten.
After putting the candied haws outside, giving each bunch to Xiaohua Xiaohei, and feeding a few foxes, Lu Qingjiu was busy with lunch. Yin Xun was rushed out to clean the yard, and Bai Yuehu stood beside Lu Qingjiu to help.
Lu Qingjiu lowered his head to cook, remembering something, and said: "By the way, I forgot to ask you, hasn't my grandfather been found yet?"
"Yeah." Bai Yuehu answered.
Lu Qingjiu said, "Why can Phoenix find my grandfather?"
Baiyuehu said: "Actually, the Phoenix clan and the Dragon clan were both gods at the time, and their abilities were equal, but because of some things, they annihilated the clan and the alien world no longer had their descendants."
Lu Qingjiu listened carefully.
It turns out that although the phoenix in the other world has been annihilated, there are still some phoenix blood left behind in the human world, but such phoenixes are usually diluted a lot, and the spiritual energy of the human world is thin, almost nothing like it was at the time. A tremendous strength. The phoenix has the strongest power, that is, it can watch the eyes of birds and the spirit of birds. To put it simply, they can connect with all the birds. With so many birds, it is natural that they have formed a huge surveillance network, which is perfect for finding people. Originally, Zhu Rong wanted Shaohao to help, but the phoenix in Shaohao He’s family was less reliable than Xiaomei. After indulging in gambling, he went directly to Nirvana. In desperation, Zhu Rong could only transfer the phoenix from another place. Come and help.
Lu Qingjiu was a little worried after hearing this. Last time Zhu Rong found his grandfather, he chopped off one of his grandfather's hands. This time, if his grandfather is found again, he will definitely suffer other injuries.
Bai Yuehu saw Lu Qingjiu's worry, stretched out his hand and gently pressed Lu Qingjiu's shoulder, and said, "But you don't have to worry too much. Actually, Zhu Rong is looking for Phoenix this time, not just your grandfather."
"Who else is there?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
"A candle dragon escaped from another world." Bai Yuehu said, "This is Zhu Rong's main goal."
Lu Qingjiu suddenly said, "That's it."
Bai Yuehu nodded: "Of course, it's just that this matter is afraid of causing panic, so I didn't announce it to the outside world. You don't have to worry too much."
Lu Qingjiu sighed, feeling better, but in fact he was still thinking about his grandfather. He wanted to see him again and have a good chat...
...
After summer arrived, the night came extraordinarily slowly. After eight o'clock, the sun completely disappeared from the horizon. The air was filled with a heavy and sticky breath. There were swallows sliding in the low air, a huge storm, It seems to be coming soon.
Dark clouds unknowingly covered the moon and stars in the sky, and there was a gust of wind on the roadside, blowing sand, rocks and leaves.
Wu Xiaohang shifted for a while today, and it was almost ten o'clock in the evening by the end of work. The crackling rain kept falling down. The umbrella he held in his hand was as fragile as a toy. It was of no use, no. In a moment, his body was completely wet. Taking a taxi during this time is not easy, so I had no choice but to walk home under a crumbling umbrella.
Fortunately, his home is not far from the company, as long as he walks through a few remote alleys.
Although the rain in this small alley was a little bit lighter, there was no light. Wu Xiaohang walked forward slowly, but when he reached a certain corner, he heard strange voices, as if there was something People are talking.
Wu Xiaohang cautiously leaned over, and finally heard the voice coming from there clearly.
"Hurry up and hand over the money." Someone threatened with a nasty voice.
"Uuuuuu, I have no money." The threatened person seemed to be a soft boy, with a little cry in his voice.
"No money?" The flashlight in the hand of the robbed person shone at the robbed object. After seeing his appearance, he suddenly shifted the target, "You guy is pretty good-looking, no money, no money does not matter. , Take my clothes off..."
"Undress?" The boy was stunned. "What do you undress?"
"I told you to take it off, then take it off! Hurry up!" The man raised the dagger.
Seeing this scene, Wu Xiaohang had a bad heart. He quickly took out his mobile phone and called the police quietly. After calling the police, he looked there, but saw that the boy had slowly taken off his shirt. Although the light was dim, Wu Xiaohang still saw the soft and white skin of the young boy with the light of the flashlight, as well as the delicate face that looked eager to weep.
The robbers were interested and were about to reach out to catch the young man, but Wu Xiaohang felt that he could not wait any longer. He shouted to stop, and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to illuminate the robber: "What are you doing!"
The robber was taken aback by the person who suddenly appeared, but after he found that Wu Xiaohang was only one person, he quickly calmed down. He said, "You don't be nosy." He said and gestured. Inside the dagger.
Wu Xiaohang said: "I have already called the police, you should get out of here! Otherwise, the police will come later, you can't leave if you want to leave!"
When the robber heard the words, his expression became savage, and his mouth was cursing. He actually grabbed the dagger and rushed towards Wu Xiaohang. Wu Xiaohang immediately dodged and avoided. The alley was very narrow and dark. When the robber rushed over, he seemed to be tripped by something, and he fell directly to the ground. Upon seeing this, Wu Xiaohang rushed to the robbed teenager, grabbed his hand and ran away with a shout, and the two rushed out like a gust of wind.
However, Wu Xiaohang did not notice. Just after he left the alley, a dazzling flame ignited behind him. The flame ignited directly from the foot of the robber to the top of his head at a very fast speed. , The man turned into a puddle of black dust and was washed into the sewer by the wet rain.
Wu Xiaohang ran for a long time, watching no one chasing him, and then stopped panting. After he stopped, he noticed that he and the boy were soaked, and quickly asked the boy if he was okay.
The boy shook his head and said that he was fine, but his face was pale and scary.
It’s not very far from Wu Xiaohang’s home. He looked at the young boy's naked upper body and said, "Children, why don't you go to my house and find some clothes to put on first?" He was worried that the boy was afraid, and added, " I am not a bad person."
Looking at Wu Xiaohang's appearance, the teenager hesitated to agree.
Wu Xiaohang led the boy to his home, first asked him to take a bath, and then found him a clean suit. Wearing clean clothes, the teenager is like a pearl from the dust, his beautiful face and clean temperament are extremely attractive.
Wu Xiaohang asked the teenager a few questions, and the teenagers answered them, but when they mentioned the name and family situation, the teenagers chose to avoid it. Wu Xiaohang was a little helpless, so he thought about taking him to the police station to let the police do work, but who knew that the boy got up and wanted to leave when he heard that he was going to the police station. Wu Xiaohang couldn't stop him.
"Okay, I won't call the police first. Did you quarrel with your family?" Wu Xiaohang could only compromise temporarily, "You are young, and the family will worry about you if you come out like this... If you encounter such a bad person outside How to do?!"
The teenager did not speak.
Wu Xiaohang said: "Oh, I don't call the police, but you have to tell me your name?"
"Ruhuo," the boy said, "My name is Wu Ruhuo."
Wu Xiaohang didn't expect that he would have the same surname as himself, but he was a little happy. He thought about it and said, "Why don't you stay at my house for a few days. If you figure it out, let's go home, OK?"
The teenager looked at Wu Xiaohang and nodded slowly.
Wu Xiaohang only thought that Wu Ruhuo was a child who had run away from home, and that he should be in a good family situation. He must be awkward with his parents, and he figured it out in a few days. So I didn't take this matter too seriously. I just treated myself as a good deed, and kept him at home for a few days, lest he go out and meet some bad guys again.
However, Wu Xiaohang at this time, unaware, welcomed a Hades home by himself.
Let's talk about Lu Qingjiu's side. The weather has been hot recently. Lu Qingjiu's body is too cold to use the air conditioner, so he put the range of activities in the backyard. There are thick vines above the backyard, which block the dazzling sunlight, and there is a well to absorb heat, which is quite cool.
The white moon fox also accompanies Lu Sake to enjoy the cool in the backyard. Their watermelon is also ripe, big and round. After cutting it, the red juice overflows, and you can see the rustling melon flesh inside. After cutting the watermelon, the whole yard exudes the refreshing aroma of watermelon. Lu Qingjiu can't eat ice. After saving a piece for himself, he put the rest in the refrigerator and chilled.
Yin Xun was a little hot, sitting next to the mouth of the well, shaking the fan, Lu Qingjiu went to make the hawthorn juice, which is the hawthorn sauce made before, pour the water into it, and add ice cubes. It is sweet and sour and refreshing, and there is also frozen milk. The popsicles can also be eaten, and Lu Qingjiu is still thinking about whether to make some ice cream... But these heat-relief products have nothing to do with him. He will not touch any ice this summer.
"It's delicious." Yin Xun drank ice water and ate the watermelon, feeling delicious. Baiyue fox never spit out seeds when eating watermelon. If Lu Qingjiu hadn't stared at it, he would have eaten all the skin. .
At night, after the sun went down, there was finally a cool breeze in the air. Lu Qingjiu had finished dinner and planned to go to the backyard to sit for a while, but as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he saw the lady ghost in the well crawling out of it again. , Sitting by the well thinking about life seriously.
Lu Qingjiu took the stool and sat beside her, and said, "What are you thinking about?"
The female ghost said: "My name is Fu Ziying, right?"
Lu Qingjiu didn't expect her to think of it, nor denied it: "Yes."
After the female ghost became a god, she seemed to have lost a lot of memories, but because she didn't take the initiative to ask, it seemed that she didn't care much about her life, so Lu Qingjiu didn't take the initiative to mention it to her. Of course, if Miss Female Ghost wants to know, he will not hide it. After all, Miss Female Ghost is the primary productive force of his family, and almost all family income depends on hair growth.
"I'm thinking about a question." The lady ghost is emitting a soft light all over her body, she looks like a striking firefly in the dark. This light is not dazzling, but has a holy smell, "You said why I treat my hair So obsessive."
Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "I don't know this either."
The female ghost said: "I have to think about it."
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
So Miss Ghost Girl thought about it all night. The next morning, when Lu Qingjiu went to the backyard to pick green onions to make omelettes, she was grabbed by the ghost girl and said that she finally remembered and remembered what he had done before her death. Everything, about his scumbag boyfriend, and many past events. Lu Qingjiu intuitively felt that this was a long story, so he euphemistically expressed whether he could go back and cook a meal first, and then bring some melon seeds over to listen to the story.
The lady ghost thought for a while and asked Lu Qingjiu to bring her some melon seeds. She hasn't eaten melon seeds for a long time...
Lu Qingjiu agreed.
After eating breakfast, Lu Qingjiu did what he should do, and then he came to the backyard and brought a bag of melon seeds by the way. This melon seed was bought from the town. It has all tastes. Lu Qingjiu prefers caramel. Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu came to join in the fun. The two took a small stool and sat in front of the lady ghost and began to listen. The story.
The lady ghost grabbed a handful of melon seeds and began to chant slowly, telling the story of her life in a deep tone. It turns out that the lady ghost came to Shuifu Village to relax with her boyfriend. The two of them had some problems in their relationship. They wanted to fix it, but after arriving in Shuifu Village, a fierce quarrel broke out.
Yin Xun vomited the melon seeds and said, "Why are you arguing like this?" Generally, couples quarrel at most but break up, and the two of them lost their lives.
The female ghost said: "You know, people are under a lot of pressure nowadays, and their work and rest are irregular. If the pressure is high and the work and rest time is not good, it's easy... so what."
Yin Xun was at a loss: "Then what?"
The lady ghost pointed to the top of her head.
Yin Xun only then understood. He clapped his hands and said, "Oh, bald...well." Before he could say anything, a ball of hair was stuffed into his mouth. Under his horrified eyes, the female ghost said quietly: " Please don't say this word to me."
Yin Xun nodded as if pounding garlic, and the hair was withdrawn from his mouth.
The female ghost continued: "He hates me. It was my birthday, but when he took out his birthday present, I hated him."
When Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun heard the female ghost say what the birthday gift was, they almost didn't get choked by the melon seeds in their mouths. I really don't know how Miss Girl Ghost's boyfriend found a girlfriend. He actually took out a wig and a set of hair growth supplies from his bag at such a romantic moment.
Where did the girl ghost bear this stimulus, she quarreled fiercely with her boyfriend on the spot, and then she made an irreversible move—stretched her hand on her boyfriend’s head, and squeezed her hair to indicate that her boyfriend will sooner or later. Also bald, the kind of Mediterranean.
At this point, the two of them were completely stubborn, and their boyfriend ruthlessly killed the female ghost lady and threw the corpse into the deserted well.
Neither Lu Qingjiu nor Yin Xun had suffered from hair loss. They were dumbfounded when they heard it. After a long while Yin Xun suffocated one sentence: "That's it?"
The female ghost was furious: "That's what it means, do you know how important hair is to me!"
Yin Xun was yelled and apologized, saying that he didn't mean it.
"Heh, now I finally understand my mission to become a god." The light on the female ghost body is even brighter. She clasps her hands together and makes a prayer-like gesture. "I want everyone in the world to be free from the trouble of hair loss. Get out of it."
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were listening with melon seeds.
The female ghost said: "Thank you, Mr. Lu, you provided me with this path. Can I mention a small request?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "You say you say." She is the main labor force in the family.
The female ghost said: "I want to increase the production of hair growth lotion."
Lu Qingjiu: "Um... it's okay, but if the output is too much, it's easy to attract other people's attention." Now his hair growth lotion is very popular on the Internet, but because the output is so small, it is not true. How many large companies or organizations have noticed that they have not touched other people's cakes, but if they want to increase production, they may attract the attention of others.
The female ghost said: "Yes, then don't increase it too much, just add a hundred bottles." She now needs a stronger power of faith to maintain her godhead.
Lu Qingjiu had the final say, agreed to Miss Female Ghost's request, and asked Miss Female Ghost if she had any comments or suggestions on the price.
The female ghost shook her head and signaled that Lu Qingjiu was in charge of this matter, as long as she didn't offer a price that everyone could not afford.
Lu Qingjiu nodded and said that it should keep the original price.
"And can you give me something to eat every day?" said the lady ghost, "I found that I can eat now."
Lu Qingjiu said, "No problem, do you live in the well now?"
"Yes." The female ghost said, "After a few years, I may condense the entity."
Lu Qingjiu thought that it was still a few years away. That would be a long way to go, but let's take it slow. The days to come will still be long.
After talking, Lu Qingjiu was going to cook lunch. He stood up and said goodbye to Miss Ghost. She was about to leave, but Miss Ghost said: "Mr. Lu, I really appreciate you, but I don’t know what to do. How to express my gratitude, I can only give you the only thing I have." Lu Qingjiu felt bad when he heard the words, and was about to refuse, but his hands had gently pressed his shoulders, standing next to him still talking. Guazi's Yin Xun was not spared either, and was held down with a dazed expression.
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Yin Xun: "..."
The two of them looked at each other for a moment, and both saw the taste of panic in each other's eyes.
When Bai Yuehu came back from the ground, the first thing he did was to find Lu Qingjiu in the kitchen, but when he entered the kitchen, he was shocked, and saw a black figure standing in the kitchen, which looked like a primitive at first glance. People, Baiyue Fox didn't realize that it was long black hair until that person turned his head.
"What's wrong with you?" Bai Yuehu asked, "Why did you drink the well water?"
Lu Qingjiu said painfully: "It is her gift of thanks to us."
Bai Yuehu said: "Oh, isn't it because the hair grows longer? It's okay, I'll cut it for you."
Lu Qingjiu gritted his teeth and said, "It's not just hair."
White Moon Fox: "...?"
Lu Qingjiu desperately said: "All the hair is..."
White Moon Fox: "..."
Lu Qingjiu: "Just cut it off."
Bai Yuehu's expression was subtle, and he held back a smile.
Lu Qingjiu sighed in pain. At this time, he finally understood what time flies.