Chapter 328: Mysterious new products

"Suppose the unknown is x, because... then x=2! Do you understand?"
"Understood~!"
"I don't understand!"
The math teacher motioned to Panda to stand up, smiled and asked, "Panda, which step did you not understand?"
"Why x?"
Panda raised his head and said: "Since the unknown can be replaced by any symbol, why not P or D?"
The math teacher has a wonderful expression.
"Classmates, today I introduced you to the first law of thermodynamics. Now you know why the perpetual motion machine can't be realized?"
The physics teacher was talking, but Panda sitting by the window couldn't wait to raise his hand and said: "Teacher, what you said makes sense, but perpetual motion machines do exist!"
"really?"
"Yes, I have discovered the mystery of perpetual motion and will be able to make samples soon."
The physics teacher was pale.
"Students, English is the bridge between us and the world. Learning English well will help us..."
"Can't you please translate?"
The English teacher stopped talking.
The phone call from the class teacher made Pan Qiliang feel particularly headache. What can he do if his son enters the rebellious stage of Secondary Two and can't listen to anyone's words?
Can't get angry with him?
Gently pushing open the door of his son's room, Pan Qiliang was stunned to find that his son under the lamp was not playing games, but was "writing at the desk."
"Still quite sensible!"
Pan Qiliang was very pleased. Just about to touch his son's head from behind, he suddenly found that what his son was writing was not homework or diary.
Pink stationery?
The nickname of "Minmin", the nauseating sentences, the shameless kaomoji, the rippling smile at the corners of the mouth...
In summary, he is writing a love letter!
The "touching head" that was originally gratified, suddenly turned into an angry "slap" at this moment. Pan Qiliang trembling hands, furiously said: "Little bastard, what are you writing?"
"It hurts!"
When Panda found the father behind him, he hurriedly covered the pink letter paper with a notebook, and said in shame: "Peeking at the love letter? Dad, you are too much!"
Did you admit that it was a love letter?
Seeing his son admitted unabashedly that it was a love letter, Pan Qiliang suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of frustration.
One generation is stronger than one generation!
I think when he was at this age, he used to be frosty and reject girls thousands of miles away. Unexpectedly, children nowadays have matured to this point.
"If I had this kind of consciousness in the first place, I wouldn't have to rely on blind dates to solve lifelong issues!"
Pan Qiliang was very injured.
My black pig has grown up, and I'm going to go to Gong others' cabbage. As an old father, he should have been relieved, but it was a pity that he chose the wrong time.
The cabbage hasn't grown well yet!
If this is dominated by a pig, the vegetable farmer shall not be mad?
For the sake of his son's safety, Pan Qiliang kindly persuades him and uses various examples to prove his point, and wants to eliminate the signs of his son's early love.
Why not listen to persuasion!
Panda, who was in the rebellious period, was indifferent to his persuasion. In desperation, Pan Qiliang could only sacrifice "tell your mother" Dafa and warn Panda.
Panda groaned: "Games are not allowed, toys are not bought, and now even my girlfriend is not allowed to be handed in by me. What do you want?"
"obedient!"
Pan Qiliang tempted: "As long as you don't fall in love early and keep your grades in the forefront of your grade, Dad will promise you everything!"
"game?"
"Have fun!"
"toy?"
"Buy, buy, buy!"
Panda excitedly hugged Pan Qiliang: "Dad, you are so kind! I don't love Minmin anymore. From now on I will only love you!"
Obedient is a good boy!
Pan Qiliang left one thousand "pocket money" for his son and left the room contentedly. As soon as he got to the living room and took a drink, he suddenly remembered something.
Who is Min Min?
I have participated in several parent-teacher conferences. Pan Qiliang, Pan Da's classmate, doesn't know everything, at least he is familiar with his name. But among the classmates, it seems that no girl's name has the word "Min"!
It should be the class next door!
Pan Qi nodded brightly, and silently wrote down the name "Minmin", planning to ask the teacher for inquiries during the next parent meeting.
After sending off his father, Panda lay on his stomach in front of the room and listened to the movement of the living room. After making sure that there are no footsteps, I retracted to the computer, opened a chat window and typed cracklingly.
Min Min: "How about? My trick is useful, right?"
Panda: "Super useful! My dad has approved me to play games..."
Uncle Du of Late Night Love: "Hahaha! Wang Jiaming really has you! Next time I will fall in love with you too! [Blow kisses]"
Minmin: "..."
After chatting for a while, Du Bishu was full of excitement and said, "By the way, Dada, didn't your dad just give you one thousand yuan! Why..."
[Link∞ Mysterious new products are in hot booking, limited-time early adopters for 999 yuan! Now you can get super-value benefits when you place an order. For more content, please go to the main page of the PD Mall event to view...]
The Panda wallet is bulging, and I promise my friends to go to the offline store to pre-order tomorrow, and they will definitely get the new products in the first time.
Mysterious new product!
The overwhelming advertisements have already made PD fans notice the new "mysterious new products" on the mall. This kind of publicity is enough to prove the weight of this new product.
What new product is it?
Pengda's collection is too deep, and the publicity of the new product is in full swing, but the official website did not release any useful news. The only product page is still a big red "question mark"!
There is a lot of speculation about this new network.
Some people say that this is a new limited doll of "Jack Ultraman", and some people say that this is an "alternative PD knight". Some people say that the new product is Uncle Meng’s cheongsam figure with legs...
The answer is in Pengda's hands!
As the main planner of the event, Meng Lang is well aware of the shocking strength of this new product, so he invested a lot of resources in publicity.
So far, the campaign is very successful!
After the mysterious new product was put on the PD mall, although the official did not give any information, the price was as high as 999 yuan, and there was no decent promotional picture. However, the number of orders is so large that it is not inferior to popular products.
Anyway, Uncle Meng said that after paying the pre-payment, if you are not satisfied with the actual item you got, you can return or exchange it at any time.
What else to worry about?
Just buy it!
Remember the "SHF Venue Limited" Jack doll announced at the Super Hero Festival? In just a few days~EbookFREE.me~ The average price in the second-hand market has doubled or even tripled the original price.
This is not particularly exaggerated!
"PD limited" is highly sought after by the market, especially those limited series that "have not returned", and the price is getting higher year by year. When I bought it at the original price, it has at least tripled or quadrupled in value.
This mysterious new product, although not marked with the word "limited". But from the perspective of the price, the possibility of limitation is as high as 99.9%!
The regular version sells for a thousand yuan?
How is this possible!
Unless Meng Heizhu's brain gets water, it is absolutely impossible. The regular version is one thousand dollars. Is this toy inlaid with gold and diamonds?