Chapter 100: He is stupid!
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Feng Mang
- Chai Jidan
- 2010 characters
- 2021-02-27 05:48:06
In the afternoon, Han Dong was full of anger, and his eyes were charged.
Yu Ming was packing in the room, and Han Dong twisted in with ecstatic footsteps.
Leaning crookedly on the door frame, hot eyes stared at Yu Ming, and said quietly, "How do I feel a heat flow to the lower abdomen?" Yu Ming said without raising his head, "Pull it!" Sure enough, Han Dong strode into the bathroom.
The excretion lasted for half an hour. When Han Dong stood up from the toilet, he felt more "immortal".
The new movie was officially named "Sneak Shadow", and a rather simple startup ceremony was held in the evening.
Apart from the appearance of the main creators, there were hardly any guests to help out.
Wang Zhongding was in another province. Yu Ming had other arrangements. The protagonist was older and less talked about ... Finally, the focus of the media was on Han Dong.
Han Dong is like a born actor. As long as he is facing the camera, he will strip himself off.
The moment the camera is fixed on his face, it always gives the best angle, the coolest handsome expression, and the strongest aura.
"Next, we invite Han Dong to introduce his role.
Han Dong originally prepared a lot of profound words to interpret his character that couldn't be simpler, but when the host's microphone was handed over, Han Dong felt a hot current flowing to the lower abdomen.
And it was an acute attack, which instantly cleared all the rhetoric in Han Dong's mind.
So Han Dong only returned a word, "Ghost.
"After speaking, I passed the microphone directly without giving the host a chance to ask again.
The host had to laugh and round the field, "It seems that our Mr. Han Dong is not only cool on the cover, but also so cool in real life. Now we come to interview Director Lu ..." Han Dong showed no embarrassment in front of the camera, Shen Chuhua But he saw Han Dong's discomfort at a glance.
He walked up to the stage in a peculiar way, and Fu Er said something to Han Dong, and Han Dong pretended to be in trouble and temporarily left.
As a result, I don't know if Han Dong's steps to step down were too drastic, and some media caught up.
"Han Dong, what arrangements do you have next?" Han Dong's belly: arrangements? What can I do? Let's pull this first! "Han Dong, how do you persuade yourself to act like a ghost with such a heavy fashion?" Han Dong's belly: How do you persuade yourself to watch someone shit? "Han Dong, you are so independent, did you deliberately pretend, or did you have such a personality?" Han Dong's abdomen: If you eat a two-pound waist, you will know if I pretend! "..." Faced with the reporter's desperate pursuit, Han Dong kept his face cold.
Shen Chuhua made a siege on his side and kept going beyond the reporter and said, "Sorry, Han Dong is not convenient to answer.
"Looking at the corner in front of you is the bathroom. If you let the camera take a picture of Han Dong going in, all the pretends are just exposed.
So Shen Chuhua lay directly in front of the camera, smiling with a smile, revealing uneven teeth.
"If you have any questions, please ask me.
"So the reporters all retreated.
As soon as Han Dong sat on the toilet, he resumed his original counseling, sobbing his head in his knees, "Oh, I go ... it hurts me ... I'm so unlucky ..." Feng Jun received the news from the media The video was shown to Wang Zhongding.
"I deliberately asked the reporter to give him a few more shots, let alone ... this kid usually looks at Dang Erlang, and there is really a big fan in front of the camera.
"Wang Zhongding sneered inexplicably," He was sloppy.
"Alas?" "Well, impatient.
Feng Jun wondered, "How did you see that?" "Wang Zhongding didn't answer directly, but just said in a firm tone:" He must have sat on the toilet after leaving the camera. If you don't believe me, just ask.
Feng Jun looked at Wang Zhongding with a smile on his face, it was really hard to imagine that Wang Zhongding would talk about such a boring thing.
What's more confusing to him is, when did Wang Zhongding and Han Dong become so close? "Will you come to me just for this video?" Wang Zhongding asked.
Feng Jun hesitated for a moment and said, "It's not all. I want to tell you about Wanliqing.
Wan Liqing will go abroad tomorrow. This time I will spend a few months, so ... "" I see.
"Wang Zhongding interrupted Feng Jun and asked directly:" When is the plane? " "" Tomorrow morning.
"Wang Zhongding looked at the table below, and now it was more than eight o'clock, so he said," I still have some urgent matters at hand, which can be handled in about two hours. I will go to her after finishing the processing.
"Don't be too hard, call me whenever you need it."
"Feng Jun was about to leave, and Wang Zhongding stopped him again.
"Han Dong will join the group tomorrow, sending a few more people to stare at him.
Feng Jun didn't understand, "Is this necessary?" I think he has been doing well recently.
"That's just a superficial phenomenon.
"Wang Zhongding's face was full," He is so stupid, accidents can happen at any time.
"He's still stupid? It's not as good as he is ?! Not only Feng Jun but anyone who can see clearly can see, Han Dong's stupidity is mostly pretended.
In fact, there are more minds than anyone, a set of ghost ideas.
But Wang Zhongding was stubborn, "He is stupid.
Feng Jun confessed his fate. "Okay, I'll find someone to stare at him."
"... Feng Jun left after a while, and Han Dong came to knock on the door.
Wang Zhongding watching Han Dong and watching Han Dong in the video is not an expression at all.
Seeing Han Dong himself, that face naturally sank.
"Why are you here?" Han Dong leaned crookedly against the wall, without any seriousness.
"I want to play with you for a while.
"Wang Zhongding immediately scolded back," Who is free to play with you? " I'm busy now.
"" Still working late? Han Dong's helpless and lost expression, "Well, you're busy with yours, rest early after you're busy."
"Han Dong's sudden understanding made Wang Zhongding somewhat unbearable, so he made a few extra words.
"I'll be in the crew tomorrow?" Han Dong nodded. "So I just want to stay with you for a while.
"Do I need you to accompany me?" It's better than you to manage yourself! Han Dong didn't say a word.
"When the crew is more honest, don't make people react.
Han Dong still didn't squeak.
Wang Zhongding paused for a moment before he said, "OK, go.
"Go? Think beautiful! The moment Han Dong was about to close the door, a sudden burst of energy came out.
Without Wang Zhongding's defense, he slammed into the door, holding an ancient clock and not letting go.
"You come! You come! You come and I will die with it!" Han Dong looked threatened.
Wang Zhongding's black face at that time, staring at Han Dong, swallowed him.
"Since you didn't plan to leave in the first place, why don't you break in directly?" Thief Han Dong smiled swiftly. "If I break in directly, I won't be able to listen to those words.
"The expected violence did not occur.
Wang Zhongding's body already has the "Handong Immune System". When he is angered by Han Dong, the system will automatically operate, turning his anger into complete disregard.
"Okay, you just hold it like that.
"Wang Zhongding did his thing coldly.
Han Dong didn't say a word, so he watched Wang Zhongding busyly.
Time passed every minute and second, Wang Zhongding's work was almost busy, and he planned to pack up to find Wan Liqing.
Still not looking at Han Dong or talking to him, he went straight to the bathroom.
At this time, Han Dong quickly poured some transparent powder into Wang Zhongding's glass.
This is a recipe that Han Dong asked for from old Chinese medicine. It can play a hypnotic role without much side effects on the body.
After the fall, Han Dong rushed back to his place and hugged the ancient clock.
Wang Zhongding's life rules are very strict. If he wants to drink water, and his hands touch the table supplies for a long time, he will definitely go to the bathroom to wash his hands before returning to pick up the cup.
Sure enough, Wang Zhongding drank a few sips of water after returning, and then focused his eyes on the computer screen, doing the cleaning work before leaving.
After a while, Wang Zhongding felt a thick sleepy attack and couldn't resolve it.
In less than ten minutes, he let the "fool" in his mouth fall asleep.
Han Dong's arm was pulled down from the ancient bell, and slowly dangled to Wang Zhongding.
I tried to pat it a few times with my hand on his shoulder. I felt that Wang Zhongding had fallen asleep, and dragged him into the back room.
Han Dong lifted Wang Zhongding to bed, took off his clothes and shoes, and was finally relieved.
I can only help you here.
Treat your kidneys well, it's okay with me! Han Donggang was about to turn around and go out, and suddenly remembered something, a wicked smile slowly appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Looks like ... there is another doubt that has not been solved yet.
Han Dong rubbed his hands in excitement, and stomped back.
He fixed his eyes on Wang Zhongding for a moment, and secretly said, "Brother, take a look at your bird.
"Then Han Dong stretched his hand in, digging out as much as possible, and finally-digging it out! Emma ... is not small yet ..." Han Dong had the courage to lift the blanket away and watch carefully Appreciate it.
Tongue licked his lips, his eyes filled with spring water.
Yes, yes, I feel at ease.
Just when Wang Zhongding was going to cover the quilt, Han Dong's eyes rolled back again and again.
Why don't I take a picture? But what if I do n’t have a mobile phone? Han Dongzheng was worried, and suddenly swept into Wang Zhongding's phone, his eyes flashed instantly.
Yes indeed! I can use his first, and then pass it through myself! Thinking about this, Han Dong picked up his mobile phone and happily aimed at Wang Zhongding's Majesty, and clicked ... A big bird picture was in his pocket.
Han Dong just wanted to send it, and suddenly he accidentally clicked to quit. He could only search again from the folder.
I looked for it and found two big bird photos.
"I said how did you feel that the scene was so familiar when you just took it ... it turned out that your kid had shot me a long time ago, and it really didn't sound like a slap! Wang Zhongding, Wang Zhongding, you can pretend to keep it up, hum ... After Han Dong is proud, he has to send the photo to himself.
Suddenly I was worried when I could choose. These two photos are a big bird and a small bird, and the gap is quite obvious. Which one is Wang Zhongding? In fact, Han Dong was like a mirror in his heart, and he kept pretending to be stupid.
"Small? It must be small?" But when he clicked on the smaller one, Han Dong refused to send it.
"Forget it, let me return, this little one is mine.
So, Han Dong sent the big one to his own mailbox, and then deleted all records.
After all the work was done, Han Dong covered Wang Zhongding with a quilt and walked out lazily.
Wan Liqing can't wait for Wang Zhongding, full of resentment in her heart, but she doesn't want to leave without saying so.
So after thinking about it, she decided to come to the company to find Wang Zhongding, and asked Wang Zhongding what she thought.
When Wan Liqing came out of the elevator, Han Dong was about to enter, and the two met each other.
Wan Liqing was distressed: how did he meet him again? Han Dong first met with a smile, and then smiled as usual with Wan Liqing.
"Yo, are you here?"