Chapter 175: So funny?
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Feng Mang
- Chai Jidan
- 1875 characters
- 2021-02-27 05:51:19
The recording was quite comprehensive, and the police finally interrogated.
"How many times?" Han Dong replied neatly: "First time, first time ..." Wang Zhongding turned off the recording pen, walked to Han Dong's side, and kicked him on his ass.
"Is this really the first time?" Learned the tone of the police.
Han Dong nodded his head busyly. "I used to have five sisters and invested once in a lifetime; now that I have a king male, not only can I get a rebate, it's better than this!" Kick hard in case he wakes up early.
Until it was completely deflated, Han Dong was awakened with a fierce kick.
When Han Dong woke up, he looked blank, "What's going on?" "You sleepwalk again.
"Said Wang Zhongding.
Han Dong was anxious. "Don't you say it's okay? Why did you relapse?" Wang Zhongding said nothing, and Gu Zi returned to bed.
Han Dong limped behind and asked, "Why do I think my hurts so much?" Wang Zhongding said in a righteous tone, "I didn't wake you up just now, so I just got on my feet.
Han Dong said he understood. "It's hard to listen to the doctor.
Wang Zhongding calmly accepted Han Dong's apology.
In the early morning of the next day, when the nanny was cleaning the bed, Wang Zhongding specifically instructed: "If there is hair on the quilt, don't shake it off directly, pinch it down and put it in the carton I prepared in advance.
""Ok, no problem.
After finishing grooming, Wang Zhongding glanced at the carton. There were a few hairs in it, with curls and straight, yellow and black. It was easy to pick out Han Dong's from the inside.
Then he went to Sisy's room again, and also took a few hairs from the carton.
At the company, Wang Zhongding instructed Erlei to do this.
"Take this sample for a paternity test.
Erlei was curious. "Which two are these?" "You don't care, anyway, it's right to go as soon as possible."
Also, don't let anyone know about it.
""Ok, no problem.
"Erlei let the laboratory rush, and the results came out on the third day.
When Wang Zhongding heard the news, he couldn't help nervous.
"How's the result?" Erlei said bluntly: "100%" "100%?" Wang Zhongding's voice suddenly increased several times.
He's a little bit of medical common sense, how can the probability of a match between two individuals reach 100%? Is this the rhythm of rebirth? Erlei explained: "The doctor said that there are two possibilities for this result, one is identical twins.
"" What about the other? " "" The sample was taken by the same person.
"Wang Zhongding's face turned green instantly. He suddenly remembered that the night before taking his hair, Xixi did beat in bed.
Both were curly and yellow, so ... "Did the doctor say anything else?" Wang Zhongding asked again.
Erlei said: "Doctors do not recommend the use of hair loss, which will affect the accuracy of the monitoring results. It is best to pull out the hair with roots and leave it for no more than two weeks.
"I see, you go out.
Wang Zhongding had originally expected to rely on this result for a sigh of relief, but as a result of such a trouble, his heart was agitated again.
So all afternoon he was pondering the issue of pulling hair.
Returning home at night, Wang Zhongding specifically told the nanny to make some dishes that are good for hair.
When he was eating, he kept sipping on Sissi.
Sixi resisted, "Dad, I don't like lentils.
"" If you don't like to eat, you have to eat it. This is strong hair.
"" How strong is it? " "Asked Xixi.
Wang Zhongding said, "After eating, you can't pull out your hair.
""so smart? "Sisi immediately started eating.
After eating, Xixi couldn't wait to try the efficacy of lentils.
As soon as the result was pulled out.
Unwilling to pull another one, still pulled it easily.
Seeing that Xixi pulled four in a row, Wang Zhongding was sure enough, and he interrupted.
"How is it?" Xixi looked frustrated. "Not much tough.
"That's because you eat less than your uncle."
"Wang Zhongding said absolutely.
Xixi went to Han Dong's head.
Unexpectedly, Han Dong was very alert.
"Why? Can you also move my Huigen?" Xixi looked at Wang Zhongding, who gave him an encouraging look.
"I'm too lazy to touch my curly hair!" Xixi went proudly.
Wang Zhongding, "..." Before going to bed, Han Dong's claws stretched out somewhere towards Wang Zhongding, and was caught by Wang Zhongding.
"Stop for a day.
"Why? ""Physical discomfort.
"It's all right, let me do it. I just want to try it.
The result turned to half and Wang Zhongding pushed back with a slap.
"You give me a good night's sleep!" Han Dongsun rolled over unhappyly, facing Xiaozhong to Wang Zhongding.
After a while, Wang Zhongding felt that Han Dong was asleep, so he put his hand on one of his hairs and pulled it gently, but he didn't pull it off.
So tough? No wonder the hair was falling off the sheets.
Wang Zhongding stretched out his hand again. As a result, Han Dong was extremely vigilant this time and noticed that he hadn't even touched it.
Wang Zhongding is no longer okay, and can only wait for Han Dong to drill it out by himself.
After about two hours, Han Dong, who was dissatisfied, lifted up the quilt and turned to Wang Zhongding's various puppets.
Wang Zhongding felt itchy, but he also took out a recording pen to treat him.
"Dangdang" knocked on the door.
Han Dong quickly reached the corner of the wall, holding his head with both hands.
"We belong to the ad hoc group.
"Han Dong, male, 27 years old, from my hometown Inner Mongolia, my ID card is in my wallet ..." "How many times?" "Han Dong hesitated for a moment, and replied:" The second time ... "Wang Zhongding's face changed suddenly. Why was it more?" When was the first time? " Wang Zhongding went to question again.
Han Dong confessed honestly, "The other night.
Only then did Wang Zhongding understand that Han Dong counted the last sleepwalk.
"I'm taking some of your hair now and taking it back for testing.
"The clothes are unquestionable.
Han Dong obediently crouched on the ground and let Wang Zhongding pull.
One, two, three, four! After pulling out, Han Dong just woke up.
It's the best of both worlds and cures! Wang Zhongding then fell asleep at ease.
Before dawn, Wang Zhongding's cell phone rang. At first glance, it was a call from the company's chief financial officer.
Afraid of Han Dong, he went to pick it up on the balcony.
As a result, as soon as he left the room, Han Dong got up from the bed with his eyes closed.
Want to detect my identity? There is no door! Han Dong quickly dumped the hair in the box, sneaked into Xixi's room again, unplugged four hairs from his small head, and put it back in the carton.
"Mr. Wang, what are you asking me for?" The chief financial officer asked.
Wang Zhongding was surprised, "I'm looking for you?" "Yeah, I have a missed call on my phone.
"" When did you hit? "Just now.
Wang Zhongding checked it. "I don't have a record here. Did you read it wrong?" ""what! what! I just realized that this is really not your number, there is a 0 in front! "Wang Zhongding said:" Some people are now using fraudulent software to carry out fraud. You are in charge of financial management and you must take strict precautions.
"I know, I'm really sorry, Mr. Wang, I've delayed your rest.
"" It's all right.
"Wang Zhongding hung up the phone and went back to sleep.
... Since Xu Ze has spread into the group, the crew keeps on all day.
As long as she is involved, it means contradiction and conflict.
It's the same today. As soon as Han Dong entered the studio, he heard a quarrel.
The disputed parties were Xu Zeman and Yi Lu's assistants.
The reason was that Yi Lu had an incident at noon today, and hoped that the filming would be finished earlier. As a result, Xu Zeman was rubbed in the dressing room, and he was indifferent several times.
Later, Yilu's assistant was anxious, and went in and said, "Trouble, Miss Xu, can you hurry up? Yilu has an important appointment at noon today.
"" What did she do for me? " I just want to show my perfect side in front of the camera.
"Then he must also consider the feelings of others!" "Who doesn't consider who's feelings in the end? She's dating is a private matter, my makeup is a business matter, okay?" "..." In the end, I came to the film to solve the problem. .
He said directly to Xu Zeman: "Hurry up a little, Yilu's guests can't afford to delay.
"Cut ..." Xu Zeman stood up reluctantly.
Kahn was so anxious that he frowned as he looked at Han Dong.
"Tomorrow there will be a show for your women's clothing, but I can't wait!" Han Dong secretly squeezed a sweat, and now he is guilty of hearing the word "women's clothing".
After the filming, Xu Zeman deliberately knocked on the assistant, and whispered, "Follow Yilu and see where she saw the sacred? It was so crazy!" After a while, the assistant returned.
"Did you see it?" Xu Zeman asked.
The assistant nodded, his face a bit ugly.
"Who came to pick her up? You said it!" Xu Zeman was anxious.
The assistant said cautiously, "Yes ... it is Chairman Wang.
Xu Zeman's face discolored instantly. "Are you sure? "OK, it's the chairman's car, and many people saw it at the time.
"Xu Zeman secretly gritted his teeth, and wanted to use this trick to give me a kick off? Don't look at how old he is! So he asked the assistant again:" Did the chairman show up in person? " "No, I only saw his driver."
Xu Zeman snorted coldly. "Isn't it a sneaky thing for a long time?" Tomorrow I will let Chairman Wang visit the class in person. By then, everyone will know who he is running from.
"... Erlei took another DNA test report into Wang Zhongding's office.
The result is no suspense, and the probability of matching values is 100% again.
How did Wang Zhongding's tiger startle? Erlei said: "Maybe ... these two are identical twins.
"Wang Zhongding really wants to slap on Erlei's mouth, do you mean that my son can't grow up in this life?" Is there really a big difference between the two? Maybe the day after tomorrow has changed.
Wang Zhongding replied, "If the mutation can reach this state, it can be regarded as a miracle in the history of human evolution."
"Erlei suddenly had an ominous hunch," Willn't these two samples belong to you and Han Dong? " "You can go out.
Wang Zhongding said quietly.
As soon as Erlei went out, he bumped into Feng Jun.
"Don't go in first. President Wang is in a bad mood right now.
"Er Lei's expression of indifference.
Feng Jun was surprised, "Why?" Erlei whispered, "I suspect President Wang and Han Dong are identical twins.
""You are sick? Feng Jun looked coldly.
Because Wang Zhongding told him that he couldn't mention the paternity test, Erlei could only vaguely say: "I really don't talk nonsense, there is a reason for this.
Feng Jun expressionless, "Do you think it's funny?" "No, you have to listen to me ..." "You and Shen Chuhua are also identical twins.
"Feng Jun interrupted Erlei.
Erlei was shocked. "I and Shen Chuhua? You are too funny? How can we have a little similarity?" "So do you think President Wang and Han Dong have any?" "Eh ..."