Chapter 10: Compacted poop

In the twenty-fourth year of Jianguang, the emperor collapsed and was passed on to the king of Su, and was renamed Yongan.
During the reign of the Holy Ghost today, he strived for good governance, knew people well, was frugal and loved the people, and became the last generation of Emperor Ming. He was at the age of standing, but was accidentally encountered by the King Xin Mutiny, who was seriously injured. The doctors were helpless, and eventually fell. There is a son and a daughter under the name of the Holy Ghost, but he did not pass the throne to his children, but to his younger brother, the inexperienced King Su, Yuan Feiyan.
Another year.
Xiao Cui is going to accompany her young lady to burn incense today.
Her lady is a famous beauty within a hundred miles, and the number of people who come to propose to her is countless, but she doesn't look at any of them.
Miss's father, Xiao Cui's master also petted her daughter, and said daughter, if you care about who you are, you must tell your father.
The lady listened to her father but refused to say it.
So the master is only a lady who is shy and has no favorite person, but only Xiao Cui who is next to the lady knows that she is a fancy lady.
Prajna Temple is a spiritual temple outside their city. Incense is continuously offered. It is said that seeking marriage is the most efficacious. Therefore, the lady went into the temple every day, and her father didn't take it seriously, thinking that her daughter was just for a good marriage.
Miss today is going to the temple again.
She frowned in the mirror and wore her most beautiful jewelry, so she asked Xiao Cui softly: "Xiao Cui, am I beautiful?"
Xiao Cui smiled and said, "Miss, whoever looks like you, dare to say something bad?"
The lady muttered and said, "Since it is beautiful, why doesn't he look at me?"
Xiao Cui sighed in her heart, but her mouth said: "The monk just understands the style. Miss, don't be angry with yourself."
The smile on the lady's face lightened, but she said, "Prepare the sedan."
So Xiao Cui called for a bearer, one master and one servant, and slowly went to the Prajna Temple.
Today's weather is good, and Prajna Temple is a noisy scene. The lot of people who worshiped Buddha on the incense were in endless stream. The lady donated incense money and said that she wanted to ask about marriage, so she was invited to the back room.
Ordinary people in this room can't get in. Basically, they are places where noble guests who donate a lot of incense money can come. The lady and Tweety waited for a while and saw a monk wearing a gray coat knocking on the door.
"Come in." The lady's voice was soft.
So the monk came in, and the lady's face went red.
"Master," the lady said softly, "please sit down."
The monk looked cold and didn't sit down, but just said, "It's not just the donor who invited me today."
The lady blushed and whispered: "I just want to trouble Master to help me see my marriage."
The monk heard the words and glanced slightly.
Such an impatient action made this monk do it, but it was particularly good-looking. He said, "Don't the donor ask me a few times before?"
The lady lowered her eyes and said, "Isn't this ... forbidden?"
The monk looked at the shy look of the lady, and sighed, "After the donor and the little monk became a monk, he was dead."
The lady smiled, but said boldly: "If you are a monk, you can still be vulgar."
The monk stared at the lady for a moment, knowing that the matter might not be confused, and then said, "The donor, the little monk has no idea of ​​returning to the vulgar, just ask the lady ... forget the little monk."
"I don't forget!" The lady said angrily. "I just like you. If you and you don't follow me, I will ask my father to tear down the temple!"
The monk heard the lady's words, and after a little silence, quietly said, "Miss, how about that poor monk telling a story to the lady?"
The lady thought that the monk wanted to preach with herself, thinking that it would be good to hear him say a few more words, so she nodded.
The monk gave the lady a merciful glance and began to tell the story. He said: "The peasants under the mountain bought dung from the Taoist temple and the temple on the mountain, and the monk sold a penny a penny.
The lady looked suspicious, and said what it meant.
The monk went on to say: "The farmer questioned the monk, and the monk said angrily: our dung was all compacted, one for two."
After the monk spoke, he stopped speaking.
After hearing it, the young lady and Xiao Cui were bewildered, and did not understand what the story meant, until Xiao Cui suddenly reacted, and said angrily, "Miss! This monk is telling you a joke!"
Miss said: "Hmm?"
Xiao Cui stared at the monk, and whispered in the ears of the lady for a long time. After listening to Xiao Cui's explanation, the lady's eyes turned red and cursed: "You / monk! Down / stream! Shameless!"
After speaking, she left indignantly with Xiao Cui.
The monk looked at the back of the young lady and Xiaocui and said something to the system in his mind: "I am bald, and I am stronger."
system:"……"
That's right, this monk who was being harassed by the good family women every day was arrested by the King of Bela Luoluo at the Prajna Temple.
Bai Luoluo looked at the young lady and Xiaocui who had gone away, thinking that she was going to be read by the host again, so she showed pain and went out slowly.
The lady was interesting to him. He knew it, of course, but what was his identity. If the little girl was brought in, I'm afraid she would die, and she might as well scare her away.
The system says, "You're really more and more conscious."
Bai Luoluo's tone was vicissitudes, he said: "The monk has seen a lot and thinks that men are also very good."
system:"????"
Seeing him come out of the house so soon, other monks were quite surprised, saying that you got the female donor so soon?
Bai Luoluo thought that you would know the glee, he said: "I have made it clear to the female donor that she should never come again."
The other monks showed unbelieving expressions, thinking that you said the same last time.
Only the host came angered from the outside and said, "What did you say to that female donor?"
Bai Luoluo slowly said, "The little monk just told a □□, the empty story is nothing but ..."
The host said, "Really?"
Bai Luoluo said, "No monks don't slang ..."
The host was a little unbelievable, but there was nothing he could do with him, frowning: "Don't be too rude to the female donor, her father is the in the city."
Bai Luoluo thought that I was still the current emperor, but he couldn't say it, just a red-faced look, saying, "Either the color or the right is in the red-dust.
The host gave him a glance, said nothing, and left.
So Bai Luoluo went back to his residence, waiting for the call of the next female donor-since his appearance was seen by the incense female donor, everyone no longer asked the host to ask about marriage, they all started looking for him Bai Luoluo thought to himself, if he goes on like this, he will find a few more eggs for the host.
At this time, it had been a year since he was thrown to Prajna by the King of Faith, but the tinder of socialism never extinguished in his heart.
Bai Luoluo: "The true socialist successor will never give up because of this small setback."
The system says, "Abandon treatment?"
Bai Luoluo: "Can you just talk?"
The system says, "I'll say it."
In the past year, Bai Luoluo has eaten fasting buddhas in the Prajna Temple. Other skills have not risen, only the ability to quarrel with the system has risen.
Although the King Xin did not appear, many people were still watching Bai Luoluo for fear of running away, and even gave him medicine, sealed his internal strength, making him no different from ordinary people.
What made Bai Luoluo feel sad was that Jiu Jiu had been the emperor for so long. No one found that he was a counterfeit. On the contrary, many people began to think that the emperor was wise. He actually chose such a good emperor who is inspiring to rule .
Bai Luoluo read the scripture for a while, and it was time for dinner again.
Although the King Xin forced him to be a monk, he didn't shorten him in terms of food and clothing, so he should eat and drink, and two eggs a day to add protein.
Bai Luoluo looked at the bare boiled egg, and cried, saying that when he saw it, he thought of himself.
The system says, "Don't worry, you'll be a bad monk, and your hair will grow quickly."
Bai Luoluo said, "When do you think I can be a bad monk?"
The system thought about it and said, "Back to the original world?"
Bai Luoluo: "..."
But Bai Luoluo never gave up hope. He felt that Jiu Jiu would continue to look for him. He believed in his beloved Jiuer.
This thought continued until King Xin appeared again.
The day that King Xin appeared was a dark, dark night. Bai Luoluo was awakened by the system and saw a man standing by his bed, staring down at him.
Bai Luoluo was taken aback and said what you were going to do.
Xin Wang said, "You don't look like him."
Bai Luoluo: "..." I look like your grandma.
King Xin's appearance didn't look very good. He looked thinner. He said to Bai Luoluo, "He didn't seek you again."
They all knew that in the mouth of Xin Wang, he was 29.
Bai Luo Luokou was a man of pretense, saying, "I just ask him to forget me."
Xin Xin stared at Bai Luoluo coldly, as if he wanted to see the flaw in his face, and then he continued, "He is going to get married."
Bai Luoluo: "..." Wu Jiu, my father misunderstood you.
Xin Wang said, "How?"
Feeling incapable of losing momentum, Bai Luoluo had a holy father's smile on his face, and said, "I only want to have a lifetime, and I will see him in the world."
Xin Wang: "... Are you sick?"
Bai Luoluo continues to disgustingly believe in the king, saying, "He is my medicine"
Xinwang: "..."